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  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 19:58:12 #1
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SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.


"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake."

Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible.

"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."



Above: Investigators move Jackson's body, found buried at Neverland Ranch (above).
Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.

"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."

Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."

"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.

A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."

"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started whining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."

A representative from Jackson's self-created label, MJJ Productions, said he was not surprised to find out that the current Jackson is an imposter.

"When we were recording 'Heal The World' for Dangerous, I could tell something was terribly, terribly wrong," MJJ manager Luke Allard said. "Michael didn't seem like himself anymore. He'd demand bizarre food and sit for hours in a hyperbaric chamber. His appearance began to become more and more peculiar. Soon afterwards, he started wearing a mask and confiding in a chimpanzee."

"I remember thinking, 'This man has become a monster,'" Allard said. "If only I'd known how right I was."


Above: The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.
Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change.

Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994.

"A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural sounds—leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians."

While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls.

To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project.

"The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voice—it sounds exactly like..." Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family."

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, OH Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation.

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again."
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111

You tell me.
Yvonne riep ergens: [b]Static is gewoon Static, je leeft met hem of niet.
Geen verborgen agenda's, trouw, grote muil, lief hartje, bang voor bloed, scheld FA's graag uit voor lul.[/b]
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Lijkt me wel heel sterk
Zijde des Weppes | "HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh!.....Excluding that first HA!"
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  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:01:13 #4
101884 PeRi
Allons-y!
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Probeert 'ie zo onder dat proces uit te komen?
Whatever I want.
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Voor die trein gesprongen?
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:01:17 #6
17051 HAL9000S
you can become gitano...
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Cop killer
Kill all the cops tonight
Kill them, cop killer
Kill all the cops in sight
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Nog eventjes en het is April's fool day.
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hij heeft zijn glitterhandschoentje nog wel aan
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:02:30 #9
72979 Stoelpoot
Stoelpoot vermoord
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dit zou wel eens waar kunnen zijn
02-11-2003 - 28-03-2005 R.I.P. ;( Vermoord door Rhapsody :(
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Right...
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Bizar

Hopelijk gaat zijn "vervanger" ook snel dood weg

Toepasselijk nummer

Michael Jackson - History
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Da ga ik ech nie allemaal lezen
Dit bericht is goedgekeurd door de NSA en de NVD en andere opsporingsdiensten.
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:03:31 #13
17051 HAL9000S
you can become gitano...
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die foto ook!!!
Cop killer
Kill all the cops tonight
Kill them, cop killer
Kill all the cops in sight
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Volgens mij is dit de enige site die dit "nieuws" brengt. Ik heb het althans nog nergens anders gezien.

Iemand die weet hoe betrouwbaar die site is met nieuws?
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Above: The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.

De humor
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:06:08 #16
3767 Herald
Come get some
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en waarom ook niet, dat de hele wereld het ook niet in de gaten had zeg, de echte Michael Jackson was een neger en de nieuwe een blanke
*But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby.*
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dat handschoentje...
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do. But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals you can have a ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:06:33 #18
71360 evil-me
Paper Thin Walls
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die neus is echt te eng
Life is easy with your eyes closed
  FOK!fossiel zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:06:44 #19
8443 cptmarco
it's captain...
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theonion.com, zegt ook wel aardig wat lijkt mij. .
Hoi.
  Admin zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:07:06 #21
2589 crew  yvonne
On(t)deugend
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Dat handje
Yvonne riep ergens: Static is gewoon Static, je leeft met hem of niet.
Geen verborgen agenda's, trouw, grote muil, lief hartje, bang voor bloed, scheld FA's graag uit voor lul.


Op dinsdag 26 oktober 2021 16:46 schreef Elan het volgende:
Hier sta ik dan weer niet van te kijken Zelfs het virus is bang voor jou.
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:07:11 #22
81273 tommytheman
zie ook mijn andere post
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De horror bedoel je..kan iemand een samenvatting voor bovenstaande geven aub..(ja lui)
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:07:19 #23
10763 popolon
Fetchez la vache!
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Die foto, dat handje.

Hoezo even poseren?
Patience is not one of my virtues, neither is memory. Or patience for that matter.
  zondag 20 maart 2005 @ 20:07:23 #24
15080 static
03.09.2006 - 11:35
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Op zondag 20 maart 2005 20:01 schreef NightH4wk het volgende:
Voor die trein gesprongen?
Yvonne riep ergens: [b]Static is gewoon Static, je leeft met hem of niet.
Geen verborgen agenda's, trouw, grote muil, lief hartje, bang voor bloed, scheld FA's graag uit voor lul.[/b]
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Geloofwaardig gephotoshopt ook die foto met dat treintje!
FOK! verstandig, lees een P.I.
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