Happiness

"Would you guys stop it already?! Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Never in the entire history of calming down did anyone ever calm down after being told to calm down.

My mother was a drug addict. When she got pregnant, she took more drugs. She even tried to kill me inside her with a coat hanger, but I survived. I was born blind as a result, but my mother didn't care. She overdosed choking on her own vomit.