Onzinnig lange titels van nummers

Een bekende;

The Beatles - Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

de hele tracklist van Norma Jean-O' God, The Aftermath
niet onzinig,maar goede titels
1. Murderotica: An Avalanche In D Minor
2. Vertebraille: Choke That Thief Called Dependence
3. Bayonetwork: Vultures In Vivid Color
4. Dilemmachine: Coalition, Hoax
5. Coffinspire: Multitudes, Multitudes In The Valley Of Decision!
6. Liarsenic: Creating A Universe Of Discourse
7. Disconnecktie: The Faithful Vampire
8. Absentimental: Street Clam
9. Charactarantula: Talking To You And The Intake Of Glass
10. Pretendeavor: In Reference To A Sinking Ship
11. Scientifiction: A Clot Of Tragedy: A Swarm Of Dedication
somige redlijk lange songtitels

Tröckener Kecks - "Zou je niet tegenstaande de recente gebeurtenissen, toch nog een verblijf
op amoureus gebied in overweging willen nemen, alsjeblieft."

Coil - Red Birds Will Fly Out of the East and Destroy Paris in a Night

AFI - Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair, And Hopelessness
Mad Caddies - Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead
Spazz - A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk

best lange titels als je bedenkt dat deze nummers allemaal korter zijn dan 30 seconden

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Op zondag 27 februari 2005 18:12 schreef Beathoven het volgende:
Een albumtitel

Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights And if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land And if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

Whehe !

Splodgenessabounds - Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please
The Police - When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around

Type O Negative - The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Cimbined Forces of the United Territories of Europa

Super Furry Animals - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwl

After Forever - My Pledge of Allegiance part I (The Sealed Fate)
en
After Forever - My Pledge of Allegiance part II (The Tempted Fate)

Kan verder ff niets bedenken..

Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Levez Vos Skinny Fists Comme Antennas To Heaven.

Le Tigre - They want us to make a symphony out of the sound of women swallowing their own tongues

Anal Cunt kan er ook wat van:

The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt

I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)

I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band

If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

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Op maandag 28 februari 2005 12:31 schreef Cheese het volgende:
Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Levez Vos Skinny Fists Comme Antennas To Heaven.

Op 'mijn' CD heet dat nummer 'Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven'.
_{geweldige muziek, overigens!}

Chicks on speed: The Floating Pyramid Over Frankfurt That The Taxidriver Saw When He Was Landing

A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhytmn Of The War Drums

Interpol - Stella Was A Diver And She Was Always Down

Bright Eyes - Lifted or the Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground
Bright Eyes - Don't Know When But A Day Is Gonna Come
Bright Eyes - You Will. You?Will. You? Will. You?Will.
Bright Eyes - Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love and to Be Loved)
Bright Eyes - A Poetic Retelling of an Unfortunate Seduction
Bright Eyes - A Spindle, A Darkness, A Fever, And a Necklace
Bright Eyes - Falling Out of Love at This Volume
Bright Eyes - Exaltation on a Cool, Kitchen Floor
Bright Eyes - The Awful Sweetness of Escaping Sweet
Bright Eyes - Driving Fast Through a Big City at Nigh

de demo's van Impaled Northern Moonforest:

Side 1 (Demo #1):
1. Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
2. Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
3. Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain
4. Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight
5. Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy
6. Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat

Side 2 (Demo #2):
1. Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
2. Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath
3. Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum
4. Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf
5. Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
6. Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse
7. Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar



en natuurlijk de band Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis.

met nummers als

"Uroporfironogenodescarboxilandome Y Pustulandome Con Tu Anorgasmita Exaclorobencenosisticarial Sexo Traumatizante"

"Necroexpulsion Cangrenosa Por Sindrome De Inmuno Deficiencia Adquirida"

"Succionando Y Excitando Carcinomas Femeninas (Falta De Higiene Genital)"

"Promiscuidad Con Carne De Puta En Avanzado Estado De Descomposicion"

"Hipermaganesemia Neotormacion De Transplante Metastasis Viscoso"

ik win

quote:

If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

schitterend!

Ray Stevens - Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills

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Op maandag 28 februari 2005 13:39 schreef Bluurgh het volgende:
[..]

"Promiscuidad Con Carne De Puta En Avanzado Estado De Descomposicion"

[..]

vrije sex met hoerenvlees in een verregaande staat van ontbinding

Ik ben eigenlijk niet zo heel benieuwd wat voor een soort muziek dat is...

Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (The Neptunes Remix Radio Edit)

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Op maandag 28 februari 2005 00:42 schreef LennyKravitz het volgende:
Langste titel uit een woord:

Supercallifragilisticexpiallidocious - Marry Poppins

Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart
-
Manic Street Preachers

Deze is nog langer

Kewlste songtitle ooit:
Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave Grooving With A Pict

Pink Floyd Umma Gumma

quote:

Op maandag 28 februari 2005 13:39 schreef Bluurgh het volgende:
de demo's van Impaled Northern Moonforest:
[....]

Impaled Northern Moonforest.

En van Anal Cunt mogen natuurlijk de volgende klassiekers ook niet ontbreken.
- You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
- Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay

(al zijn ze dan niet de langste )