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Oftewel Mr. Bah of Mr. Zaddoekquote:
of Mr. Zaddoek
Damn dude that sucks goat balls. I wonder if you'll ever be able to look at your mom in the face again, lol
En het woord zaddoek bestaat niet eens
Damn dude that sucks goat balls. I wonder if you'll ever be able to look at your mom in the face again, lol
Red: Hey, we'd better start invitng boys to the party.
Sally: Oooo look, here comes Clyde.
Bebe: Party at my house tonight, Clyde. You're invited. [Clyde walks by, wondering what these girls are on about]
Millie: Mmm, I'd like a piece of that!
Red: I wanna do him.
Annie: Oh, yeah. Here comes Kyle. [Cartman, still at his locker, looks over. Kyle passes by]
Sally: Mmm, talk to me, kosher boy. [Cartman turns around to see what the girls see]
Millie: I'd like to swivel his pixie stick.
Bebe: Party at my house tonight, Kyle.
Annie: Tweek and Jason - that'd be a great three-way. [Tweek and Jason walk by]
Red: Yeah, they're invited too.
Sally: Jason has a huge bulge. You're gonna get it, boys.
Bebe: Now here's what I'm talking about. [Token appears and walks by] A little midngith blue!
Millie: Yeah, I'd like to wax his crankshaft!
Annie: Be at Bebe's house, tonight, at seven! [Cartman clears his throat, closes his locker, and walks past the girls. Not one of them says a thing.]
Sally: Look, here comes Kevin. [Kevin appears and walks by]
Bebe: Hey Kevin, party at my house.
Millie: I'd like to gargle his marbles.
Red: Yeah, you said it. [Cartman runs back along the hall in such a way that the girls don't notice]
Sally: See you there, Kev. [Cartman tries again, and the girls notice.]
Cartman: "Dude, there's Cartman. We should invite him to the party for sure." [the girls say nothing. Cartman stops, gets angry, and walks back to the first girl he saw, then flips each one of them off. He flips Red off with both hands.] Fuck you Millie, fuck you Annie, fuck you Bebe, fuck you whatever your name is, and fuck you, bitch! [leaves.]
Fantastische aflevering.
Sally: Oooo look, here comes Clyde.
Bebe: Party at my house tonight, Clyde. You're invited. [Clyde walks by, wondering what these girls are on about]
Millie: Mmm, I'd like a piece of that!
Red: I wanna do him.
Annie: Oh, yeah. Here comes Kyle. [Cartman, still at his locker, looks over. Kyle passes by]
Sally: Mmm, talk to me, kosher boy. [Cartman turns around to see what the girls see]
Millie: I'd like to swivel his pixie stick.
Bebe: Party at my house tonight, Kyle.
Annie: Tweek and Jason - that'd be a great three-way. [Tweek and Jason walk by]
Red: Yeah, they're invited too.
Sally: Jason has a huge bulge. You're gonna get it, boys.
Bebe: Now here's what I'm talking about. [Token appears and walks by] A little midngith blue!
Millie: Yeah, I'd like to wax his crankshaft!
Annie: Be at Bebe's house, tonight, at seven! [Cartman clears his throat, closes his locker, and walks past the girls. Not one of them says a thing.]
Sally: Look, here comes Kevin. [Kevin appears and walks by]
Bebe: Hey Kevin, party at my house.
Millie: I'd like to gargle his marbles.
Red: Yeah, you said it. [Cartman runs back along the hall in such a way that the girls don't notice]
Sally: See you there, Kev. [Cartman tries again, and the girls notice.]
Cartman: "Dude, there's Cartman. We should invite him to the party for sure." [the girls say nothing. Cartman stops, gets angry, and walks back to the first girl he saw, then flips each one of them off. He flips Red off with both hands.] Fuck you Millie, fuck you Annie, fuck you Bebe, fuck you whatever your name is, and fuck you, bitch! [leaves.]
Fantastische aflevering.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of...gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
Cartman:
Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle:
Ehh .. He's coming
Stan:
Come on dude, push
Kyle:
Ehhhh... I'm trying
Cartman:
Wait, wait I can see his head
Kyle:
Here he comes!
POP
Mr. Hankey:
Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers:
Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on
Howdy Ho!
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of...gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
Cartman:
Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle:
Ehh .. He's coming
Stan:
Come on dude, push
Kyle:
Ehhhh... I'm trying
Cartman:
Wait, wait I can see his head
Kyle:
Here he comes!
POP
Mr. Hankey:
Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers:
Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on
Howdy Ho!
Interessante info van de officiele site:
In the ninth season, one of the citizens of South Park undergoes a sex change operation, Butters sees dead people and Cartman takes on his lifelong enemies…hippies!
Don't forget: season 9 starts March 9th on Comedy Central, airing the first eight of this year's sixteen episodes.
In the ninth season, one of the citizens of South Park undergoes a sex change operation, Butters sees dead people and Cartman takes on his lifelong enemies…hippies!
Don't forget: season 9 starts March 9th on Comedy Central, airing the first eight of this year's sixteen episodes.
Cartman 
Vanaf morgen start seizoen 9!
quote:Episode 901 Press Release
The boys’ teacher gets in touch with his feminine side in the ninth season premiere of “South Park," entitled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," premiering Wednesday, March 9 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball
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Heb nu pas de kerst aflevering gezien. k verwachte al dat die Diertjes minder lief zouden zijn dan dat ze eruit zagen, gewoon omdat dat typisch south park is. Maar ik heb me echt rot gelachen
Whehe. !quote:Op dinsdag 8 maart 2005 12:45 schreef BliksemSchigt het volgende:
"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina,"
Dat belooft alweer genoeg
ow, vet! Ik wist niet eens dat het nieuwe seizoen nu al begon!
❤ Rozen zijn rood ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
morgenvroeg even kijken, ik ben heel benieuwd hoe ze dit gaan klaarspelen...
You can't blame yourself for what gorilla's did
De Azureus RSS plugin is ingesteld.. ik ben benieuwd
South Park heeft bewezen na 8 seizoenen nog steeds grappig en origineel te kunnen zijn, dus ik verwacht dat het met het 9e seizoen ook wel snor zit
South Park heeft bewezen na 8 seizoenen nog steeds grappig en origineel te kunnen zijn, dus ik verwacht dat het met het 9e seizoen ook wel snor zit
WHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Jezus ik lig helemaal dubbel hiero
Wat een topper van een episode!!
Heerlijk grof en expliciet!
Jezus ik lig helemaal dubbel hiero
Wat een topper van een episode!!
Heerlijk grof en expliciet!
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt. HAHAAHAHAHA
[ Bericht 21% gewijzigd door glannie op 10-03-2005 10:13:00 ]
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Geweldige aflevering.. Maar mag dat, die operatie laten zien aan het begin?Sinterklahs, Ghet Dawn!!!!
Was inderdaad een zeer maffe aflevering, en goed dat die hele plastische hype eens op zijn plaats wordt gezet.
Leuke aflevering!
Leuke aflevering!
Geniaal. Gewoon geen woorden voor.
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
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