What to do with your cat?

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Op woensdag 5 april 2006 01:39 schreef De-oneven-2 het volgende:
Dat mens komt hier allang niet meer,
dus ik neem even de vrijheid om voor haar te antwoorden:

Ik wil aandacht.

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1. Give it as a gift.
2. Compost it for fertile garden soil.
3. Hang it by it's tail for a Christmas tree ordament.
4. Teach it how to swim.
5. Get rid of those pillows and have a real [Dead] Cat fight!
6. Paint a circle on your Dead Cat for an instant bull's-eye.
7. Forget your toilette paper on a hiking trip? It is a good think you
brought you Dead Cat!
8. Give your puppy a new chewing toy.
9. Place it in your aquarium for an interesting effect.
10. Enhance your hallowe'en costume.
11. Add a Dead Cat tale extention for a fashionable purse.
12. Tie it to a stick for a dust mop.
13. Use its head for a baseball.
14. Replace the feather on your office pen with you Dead Cat's tail.
15. Place it in the toliette to insure your man-friend returns the lid to
it's proper position.
16. Attach a small rod between its paws for a new toilette paper dispenser.
17. Drill holes in its back for a tooth brush holder.
18. Test the colour of your new hair dye.
19. Claim it as an additional exemption on your taxes.
20. Scratch those unreachable iches.
21. Hide spare keys in your Dead Cat's mouth.
22. Insert two bulbs in the eyes for your child's night light.
23. Blenderize your Dead Cat to package fragile parcels.
24. Replace your broken record player needles with your Dead Cat's claws.
25. Wind a string around your Dead Cat for a new yo-yo.
26. Forget matresses! Stash your big bucks in the tummy of your Dead Cat.
27. Use it as a penny bank.
28. Dip it in water to moisten stamps.
29. Fill it with water, place it in the freezer overnight, and take it to
work in your cooler.
30. Suprise a few neighbors when you propel your Dead Cat via sling shot
into their yard.
31. Sow seeds in its fur for your very own Dead Cat Chea-like Pet.
32. Teach it to play dead.
33. Use it as a cover for your wood golf clubs.
34. Remove unwanted grass clippings from your golf shoes.
35. Use it as an excuse to get out of a date. "I can't, I have to wash my
Dead Cat."
36. Hang it from your rear view mirror.
37. Attach it to the pendulum of your grand father clock.
38. Cook it with your marshmallows over an open fire.
39. Apply high voltages of electricity to see if its eyes pop out.
40. Throw it in the laundry as a dryer sheet.
41. Use it as a wind sock.
42. Use it to prop your gun during target practice.
43. Tie it and its siblings behind your car after your wedding.
44. Wear it on your head during sporting events.
45. Use your Dead Cat for a door mat.
46. Save money on expensive art brushes, use your Dead Cat's tail.
47. To Hell with that old lumpy feather pillow, use your Dead Cat instead!
48. Use it as a centerpiece for a family dinner.(Audette and friends)
49. Put dynamite in the stomach and blow it to smithereens.(Audette and
friends)
50. Bring it to the mall and try and sell it to people.(Audette and
friends)
51. Put holes in it and use it as a musical instrument.(Audette and
friends)
52. Use it as a murder weapon. "The cat did it!"(Audette and friends)
53. Nail it to the front of the door to scare away burglars.(Audette and
friends)
54. Give it as a gift to your spouse on your anniversary. Dead Cats are a
girl's best friend (or boy's).(Audette and friends)
55. Use as a trace pattern in the local kindergarten.(Audette and friends)
56. Skin it and use it as a shower cap.(Audette and friends)
57. Cut the tail and use it as a scrunchie. (hair elastic)(Audette and
friends)
58. Give it as a Valentines Day gift.(Audette and friends)
59. Bring it as your date to the next school dance.(Audette and friends)
60. Give it an electric shock and see if it comes back to life.(Audette and
friends)
61. Start a McDonald's franchise.(Audette and friends)
62. Use it as a doorstop.(Audette and friends)
63. Make your own original Dead cat Jewelry from its teeth, and sell it to
unsuspecting tourists.(Audette and friends)
64. Dye the Dead Cat neon, tie a string around it's neck, and wear it as a
necklace when going out at night. (Sonja)
65. Use its tail for dental-floss. (from Aeza Zel)
66. Be the envy off the office, place an automatic pencil sharpener inside
your Dead Cat's mouth to sharpen your pencils with ease. (Fubar)
67. Whack your stupid dog with them as a training aid.(Miles)
68. Freeze them. When you have a ton, send them (prepaid) to
Roadkills-R-Us. Your payment will be sent within 10 business
days.(Miles)
69. Stuff it with cheese, Hatch green chilies, and spices, for that
authentic, dirt-poor, Mexican border town Christmas dinner experience.
Then take your savings to a border town and buy someone a nice
meal.(Miles)
70. With motion sensors, some short bungees tied to the roof, rat traps as
launchers, and screaming cat sound effects, Dead Cats are 72% more
effective at scaring off intruders than live dogs, guns, or Barry
Manilow music.(Miles)
71. Consider that a well and properly starched dead cat can be used as a
handy coat or sweater hanger (and they don't leave those ugly stretched
places in the shoulders of your garments).(Marty and Chris Kolia)
72. After 20 min.s on air fluff in your dryer, can be used as an attractive
(and warm) scarf.(Martin and Chris Kolia)
73. With a little mousse and combing, can serve as an almost undetectible
toupee (superior to custom models costing much more). (Marty and Chris
Kolia)
74. Spray it white and use it as a wiffle ball.(Martin and Chris Kolia)
75. With a custom wire adapter, can be used as a replacement for
conventional paint rollers. (works best on rough stucco surfaces)
(Martin and Chirs Kolia).
76. Skin it and wear the skin on your head as a decoy for your cat hunting
sprees, or if you have a death wish wear it at my house when my sister
is around.(Steve Hammill)
77. Next time you get stranded on a desert island without any clothes you
could wear it as a loin cloth.(Steve Hammill)
78. Dead Cats make great footballs.(Dean Young)
79. Volleyball with your dead cat.(Dean Young)
80. Place your dead cat on the road, for drivers ed training.(Dean Young)
81. Drop it to see if it can still land on its feet.(Dean Young)
82. See if your dead cat hateswater even then its dead.(Dean Young)
83. Spray with non-static spray and dust your computer screens with
them.(Stephen Estes)
84. Put a mouse inside it and play cat-and-mouse on your computer.(Stephen
Estes)
85. Buy three and make tails into steering wheel covers.(Stephen Estes)
86. Shut trunk lid on tail and leave the rest of the cat hanging off of the
car(Stephen Estes)
87. Put a vibrator/massager in it(Stephen Estes)
88. Use it as a sponge in the shower.(Christopher H)
89. Wrap up its head and put it in your mom's freezer until you get a
chance to take it to the taxidermist.(John Allgaier)
90. Use your dead cat to wipe your but! It is very comfortable and it is
reuseable. Just put it in the washing machine. Its claws will scratch
you when your ithchy!(Scott Marquardt)
91. Cut it into little tiny pieces and glue them to someone you don't like
when he/she falls asleep in class.(Anne R. Kay)
92. Bring one in your lunch and trade it to your friends for junk food or a
baloney sandwich.(Anne R. Kay)
93. Bury it in the back yard and let your kids play paleointologist. (Anne
R. Kay)
94. Tape a video camera to its back and throw it off tall buildings, then
watch the tapes for a cheap thrill.(Anne R. Kay)
95. Hide it in the walls of your house for the next occupant to find.(Anne
R. Kay)
96. Fill your dead cat with rocks and sink it in the public pool. Tease the
lifeguard.(Anne R. Kay)
97. Paint it purple, tie it to your forehead with barbed wire, and see how
long it takes people to notice that its there.(Anne R. Kay)
98. use the cat in place of an office desk writting utincile holder !(Dusty
Rhodes)
99. Dip your Dead Cat's tongue in alcohol and use it to clean your CDs and
you can use her skin to dry them!(nato)

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Op donderdag 27 mei 2004 19:21 schreef tinkaaa het volgende:
Het was Pinkeltje en ik was vaak van huis en kon haar weinig bij me hebben,..dit leek mij een goede oplossing
Ze was 5