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Nou d8 ik toch een heleboel gezien te hebben, but i was wrong...
Ik heb me net de kolere gelachen om
HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN
"Well you try to make love to a complete stranger in the middle of a hostile, mutant territory, see how you like it!!!"
Na de 3e wereldoorlog is de wereld oneerlijk verdeeld; er zijn nog maar weinig dames, een aantal vruchtbare mannen, en de andere mannen zijn kikkers...
Kikkers, ja!
Dit team probeert de mensheid te redden door 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper zoveel mogelijk te laten 'maten' met vruchtbare dames, in de hoop de mensheid te behoeden van uitsterven, maar dat gaat natuurlijk niet zomaar...
The movie: World War III went off with a bigger boom-boom than folks thought it would, and when the fallout settled, the vast majority of survivors were left unable to make babies. Undoubtedly, this led to weeks of hedonistic debauchery, but we skip all that to a point where women are awfully determined to hear the pitter patter of little feet. Turns out Sam Hell is a true rarity -- a man who's firing on all cylinders -- so much so that if he even winks at a gal, storks start making flight plans. Government broads dupe him into serving his country by playing Johnny Appleseed and strap him into a steel chastity belt known affectionally as an ECR (Electronic C@#% Ring). The babe in charge of seeing Hell makes successful love connections is Sandahl Bergman as Spangle. She and gun-happy vixen Cec Verrell stuff a bewildered and VERY uncomfortable Sammy into a PINK van left over from Road Warrior and roar off toward Frogtown where human/amphibian mutants are keeping fertile females as sex slaves. It's Hell's quest to rescue these gals and have his way with them, all in the name of saving humanity. No kidding. CineSchlockers will be mesmerized by the exceedingly tasty Ms. Verrell who is said to have spent her off-camera time nude sunbathing during the shoot. Tragically, Ms. Bergman left all the real acting to Cec, which is odd considering Sandahl isn't exactly shy. Fans can see more of Ms. Bergman in her barbarian pictures, of course, but for a truly twisted treat check out Possessed by the Night with Shannon Tweed.
DE FILM
Notables: Two breasts. Three human corpses. Six dead toads. Gun polishing as foreplay. Diddling for freedom. Spitting. Hypodermic closeup. Gratuitous urination. Involuntary cliff diving. "Three Stooges" double-eye gouge. Bottle to the brainpan. Interpretive dance. Chainsaw attack. Gratuitous Casablanca reference. Wangdoodle electrocution.
Quotables: Sam Hell reels after hearing Spangle's plan, "You ladies must have MOONS for balls." And later, when things get serious, he barks, "EAT LEAD FROGGIES!!!" Spangle attempts to, ahem, elevate Sam's mood, "Relax, I've been trained in seduction techniques."
Time codes: An ode to The Planet of the Apes (1:12). Hell's electronic underpants attack (15:15). Sandahl does a striptease (27:12). The Dance of the Three Snakes ends poorly for Toady (1:02:20).
DE DVD
Audio/Video: Clean widescreen (1.85:1) transfer that maintains steady black levels throughout. Robust Dolby Digital stereo track that really allows parts of the score to pierce your skull with shrill Texas Chainsaw Massacre-like squawks and squeals.
Extras: Highly entertaining commentary by director Donald G. Jackson and writer Randall Frakes. Rather than going through the film shot-by-shot, they use the opportunity to talk about their early experiences working for Roger Corman's New World Pictures. Jackson explains how the budget leapt from $150,000 to $1.5 million on studio buzz over the script. Frakes tells the story of how he got himself banned from the set of the movie HE WROTE. Each also share a connection to the work of James Cameron and they get into that a bit. Static menus with audio. Trailer and printed insert with reproduction of original movie poster.
van de IMDB:
Well, some like it, some don't. The reason as far as I can tell is that it is simply such an incredibly, unbelievably horrible movie that it defies expectation or even imagination, to the point of being amusing in a way. If you think you can conceive of how bad this movie is, you are mistaken. You can't. But, there is a PLUS SIDE to that. At first I was in shock from the incredibly cheesy special effects, insanely, mind-twistingly awful plot, and the worst acting I have EVER SEEN, but then I realized that I was having the time of my life, because listening to the dialogue, I found myself laughing out loud. I missed some parts of the movie just because I was laughing so hard at the absurdity that someone actually made this film that I nearly wet myself. But there is no downside to missing a few minutes of this flick. Anyway I really think the film must be a joke, a parody of B-movies. And as a parody, it is very good. In summary, I recommend it.
Als je zin hebt in een ultieme baggerfilm, dan zou ik deze zeker gaan opzoeken!!!
Sequels:
RETURN TO FROGTOWN
TOAD WARRIOR
MAX HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN
* ps die maskers zijn fantastisch!!!
dvd'tje kopen
Ik heb me net de kolere gelachen om
HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN
"Well you try to make love to a complete stranger in the middle of a hostile, mutant territory, see how you like it!!!"
Na de 3e wereldoorlog is de wereld oneerlijk verdeeld; er zijn nog maar weinig dames, een aantal vruchtbare mannen, en de andere mannen zijn kikkers...
Kikkers, ja!
Dit team probeert de mensheid te redden door 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper zoveel mogelijk te laten 'maten' met vruchtbare dames, in de hoop de mensheid te behoeden van uitsterven, maar dat gaat natuurlijk niet zomaar...
The movie: World War III went off with a bigger boom-boom than folks thought it would, and when the fallout settled, the vast majority of survivors were left unable to make babies. Undoubtedly, this led to weeks of hedonistic debauchery, but we skip all that to a point where women are awfully determined to hear the pitter patter of little feet. Turns out Sam Hell is a true rarity -- a man who's firing on all cylinders -- so much so that if he even winks at a gal, storks start making flight plans. Government broads dupe him into serving his country by playing Johnny Appleseed and strap him into a steel chastity belt known affectionally as an ECR (Electronic C@#% Ring). The babe in charge of seeing Hell makes successful love connections is Sandahl Bergman as Spangle. She and gun-happy vixen Cec Verrell stuff a bewildered and VERY uncomfortable Sammy into a PINK van left over from Road Warrior and roar off toward Frogtown where human/amphibian mutants are keeping fertile females as sex slaves. It's Hell's quest to rescue these gals and have his way with them, all in the name of saving humanity. No kidding. CineSchlockers will be mesmerized by the exceedingly tasty Ms. Verrell who is said to have spent her off-camera time nude sunbathing during the shoot. Tragically, Ms. Bergman left all the real acting to Cec, which is odd considering Sandahl isn't exactly shy. Fans can see more of Ms. Bergman in her barbarian pictures, of course, but for a truly twisted treat check out Possessed by the Night with Shannon Tweed.
DE FILM
Notables: Two breasts. Three human corpses. Six dead toads. Gun polishing as foreplay. Diddling for freedom. Spitting. Hypodermic closeup. Gratuitous urination. Involuntary cliff diving. "Three Stooges" double-eye gouge. Bottle to the brainpan. Interpretive dance. Chainsaw attack. Gratuitous Casablanca reference. Wangdoodle electrocution.
Quotables: Sam Hell reels after hearing Spangle's plan, "You ladies must have MOONS for balls." And later, when things get serious, he barks, "EAT LEAD FROGGIES!!!" Spangle attempts to, ahem, elevate Sam's mood, "Relax, I've been trained in seduction techniques."
Time codes: An ode to The Planet of the Apes (1:12). Hell's electronic underpants attack (15:15). Sandahl does a striptease (27:12). The Dance of the Three Snakes ends poorly for Toady (1:02:20).
DE DVD
Audio/Video: Clean widescreen (1.85:1) transfer that maintains steady black levels throughout. Robust Dolby Digital stereo track that really allows parts of the score to pierce your skull with shrill Texas Chainsaw Massacre-like squawks and squeals.
Extras: Highly entertaining commentary by director Donald G. Jackson and writer Randall Frakes. Rather than going through the film shot-by-shot, they use the opportunity to talk about their early experiences working for Roger Corman's New World Pictures. Jackson explains how the budget leapt from $150,000 to $1.5 million on studio buzz over the script. Frakes tells the story of how he got himself banned from the set of the movie HE WROTE. Each also share a connection to the work of James Cameron and they get into that a bit. Static menus with audio. Trailer and printed insert with reproduction of original movie poster.
van de IMDB:
Well, some like it, some don't. The reason as far as I can tell is that it is simply such an incredibly, unbelievably horrible movie that it defies expectation or even imagination, to the point of being amusing in a way. If you think you can conceive of how bad this movie is, you are mistaken. You can't. But, there is a PLUS SIDE to that. At first I was in shock from the incredibly cheesy special effects, insanely, mind-twistingly awful plot, and the worst acting I have EVER SEEN, but then I realized that I was having the time of my life, because listening to the dialogue, I found myself laughing out loud. I missed some parts of the movie just because I was laughing so hard at the absurdity that someone actually made this film that I nearly wet myself. But there is no downside to missing a few minutes of this flick. Anyway I really think the film must be a joke, a parody of B-movies. And as a parody, it is very good. In summary, I recommend it.
Als je zin hebt in een ultieme baggerfilm, dan zou ik deze zeker gaan opzoeken!!!
Sequels:
RETURN TO FROGTOWN
TOAD WARRIOR
MAX HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN
* ps die maskers zijn fantastisch!!!
dvd'tje kopen
Waar haal je ze toch vandaan.
The thoughts of others screech at them like the forced laughs of a billion art house movie patrons.
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www.dvdempire.comquote:Op zondag 11 april 2004 11:08 schreef victorinox het volgende:
Waar haal je ze toch vandaan.
Wohoo... dit moet wel een genaiale film zijn...
Ik lag me nou al verrot, en heb nog geen seconde van die film gezien...
Ik lag me nou al verrot, en heb nog geen seconde van die film gezien...
Hehe, ik vraag me toch echt af waarom je dit soort films kijkt? Wil je perse weten wat voor bagger de mensheid heeft voortgebracht, of lig je gewoon elke keer dubbel om de pareltjes die geproduceert worden ?
Eindelijk een topic van kinky_queen waar al die kikkers nog steeds kloppen.
The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.
Maar héb je m nou gezien?quote:Op woensdag 28 april 2004 19:30 schreef Skimmer het volgende:
Ik lag me nou al verrot, en heb nog geen seconde van die film gezien...
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