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de bekende "Yes it's a woman" jokes en vast nog meer
quote:Op woensdag 10 maart 2004 14:16 schreef Stali het volgende:
Het is zelf natuurlijk lastig verzinnen he? Ik begrijp dat wel hoor.
doe dan ff niet reagerenWhat is a woman doing when she is staring at a blank piece of paper?
Reading Her Rights!
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rail way girl (Added On: 2003-09-11 Rating : 2 Rate This Joke)
A railway inspector and his friend in a bar chating...
Friend: Why have you got that big smile on your face.
Railway inspector: I just had the best sex of my life!
Friend:with who?
Railway inspector: With this girl I found on the railway tracks.
Friend: Oh yeah! What did she look like?
Railway inspector: She had the most amazing body!
Friend: Oh yeah! But what did she look like?
Railway inspector: She had the most amazing legs!
Friend: But what did she look like?
Railway inspector: She had perfect breasts!
Friend: Yeah but what did she look like!
Railway inspector: Don't know never found the head.
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Women's Rights (Added On: 2003-08-27 Rating : 1 Rate This Joke)
A Man comes home and sits down on the couch, He then asks his wife to get him a beer. She replies " I was at a Womens Lib. convention and they said I dont have to get it if I dont want." So the man gets his own beer.
Then He says, "Honey whats for dinner?" She replies once again "I was at a Womens Lib. convention and they said I dont have to make you dinner when you are hungry." Fine He says and makes dinner himself.
The Man then says fine you won't see me for 2 weeks!!!!
About two weeks later she was able to open one eye!
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betty crocker (Added On: 2003-08-27 Rating : 4 Rate This Joke)
one day the husband comes home and finds his wife complaining about everything.
she points him to the light in the hall and asks him to fix it, he replies "what do I look like to you a con edison" worker?
then she goes to the refrigirator and asks him to fix the door, he says what am I a G&E operator?"
He gets upset and leaves the house to go get beer in a bar. when he comes home, he sees that the light is fine and the refrigerator door opens fine, so he goes to his wife and asks "what happened? everything works" and she says, "well when you left i sat on the porch crying and this nice gentleman approached me and asked me what was wrong, i told him and he said that he'll fix everything but i either gotta bake a cake for him or have sex with him"
then the husband asks " so what kinda cake did you bake him?" she says "do I look like betty crocker?"
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How Women Shower (Added On: 2001-07-20 Rating : 1 Rate This Joke)
HOW WOMEN SHOWER
Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning because there was a distinct chill in the air due to the temperature dropping below 73ºF.
Carefully fold each item, and place in clothes hamper.
Walk to bathroom. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh immediately.
Look at your womanly figure in the mirror, and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you¹re getting fat.
Position the shower nozzle pointing away from you, and turn on the water.
Get into the shower, once you have found it through all that steam.
Look for face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with Cucumber & Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again with Cucumber & Lamfrey Shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Wash your hair once again (just to make sure) with Cucumber & Lamfrey Shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Condition your hair with Cucumber & Lamfrey Conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Watch falling hair accumulate around drain strainer.
Wash your face with Crushed Apricot Facial Scrub until red.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut & Jaffa Cake Body Wash.
Complain bitterly when you realize your husband has once again been eating our Ginger Nut & Jaffa Cake Body Wash.
Rinse Conditioner of hair, a process which should take at least 15 minutes, as you must be sure it all comes off.
Shave armpits, and evaluate whether there is enough time and hot water left to do legs.
Slick hair back, and pretend you are Bo Derek.
Use Pumice Stone to soften rough spots on feet.
Use Massage Mitt to reduce cellulite on thighs.
Use nail brush to clean toenails.
Scream loudly (high F# is an especially effective note to reach for) when your husband flushes the toilet and you get a rush of scalding water.
Cover your entire body with baby oil.
Turn hot water on full, and rinse off, making shower dangerously slippery for your husband.
Pat yourself dry, then rub briskly all over with a towel the size of a small African country.
Check entire body for the remotest sign of a spot, or new hair in an uncommon place.
Apply Body Lotion from the neck down. Moisturize, Moisturize, Moisturize!
Return to bedroom wearing your long dressing gown and towel on head, covering up suddenly if you see your husband.
Blow dry hair using an appliance powerful enough to lift Dorothy¹s whole farm out of Kansas.
HOW MEN SHOWER
Enter shower, turn on water
Soap and Rinse. Turn off shower
Towel dry. If no towel available, just roll over once on the bed.
Done.
xtreem ik heb hier 350 plaatjes van fokke en sukke voor je.
waar mogen ze naartoe?
quote:nee er wordt gevraagd om vrouwen humor. liefst van fokke en sukke.Op woensdag 10 maart 2004 14:36 schreef MutZ het volgende:
Er wordt hier gevraagd om Fokke & Sukke... Weer ontopic graag... Oh ja, Xtreem... Try Google...
dus niet vereist. anders had er moeten staan [gezocht, humor] fokke en sukke
wel met rar ingepakt.