)Dave Chappelle zal jullie op het eerste oog misschien niets zeggen, maar als je hem ziet zal je hem misschien herkennen als "Reggie Warrington" (de standup in The Nutty Professor)
De show gaat in Amerika zijn 2e seizoen in, dat zegt al heel wat. Vooral als je kijkt naar hoeveel series er tegenwoordig gecancelled worden.
De show is opgebouwd op hilarische korte sketches
Zo komt Charlie Murphy af en toe (ja ja de broer van) verhalen vertellen in "True Hollywood Stories". Hierin verteld hij een verhaal ondersteunt met beelden waarin hij en Dave Chappelle verkleed (verkleed als de hoofdpersoon in het verhaal) in meespeeld terwijl Charlie Murphy het verhaal verteld
Zo heeft hij een hilarisch verhaal over Rick James verteld: "I'm Rick James Bitch!!"
(Deel1)
(Deel2)
Alles is beter in slowmotion:
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Stel nou dat het internet een plek is waar je in real life naar toe kon gaan.
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Een R.Kelly persiflage
Klik 1
Klik 2
Een blanke familie wiens achternaam toevallig Niggar is
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Het is helaas niet in Nederland te zien dus je moet ze downloaden. Elke donderdag pleuren ze hem op het bittorrentnetwerk. Elke ep is rond de 200mb en 20min lang.
Chappelle's Show (IMDB)
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Vorig seizoen vond ik die aflevering van "The Black White Supremacist" meesterlijk; blinde neger haat zwarten
leuk dat hij eigenlijk de show van chris rock heeft overgenomen, nou maar hopen dat hij er meer dan twee seizoenen van maakt(of dat bernie mac het volgend seizoen van m overneemt)
Dit stukje moet je gewoon kijken dan is het erg
quote:Dave Chappelle heeft ook nog in het erg leuke "Half Baked" (ook een aanrader) gespeeld ."What'd the five fingers say to the face?SPOILER...Slap. I'm Rick James Bitch!.
AJ geef me je mail
$26 op Ebay, inclusief shipping
quote:Heb jij de episode met Prince al gezien?Op zaterdag 28 februari 2004 20:41 schreef matthijst het volgende:
De DVD van seizoen 1 is ook uit!
$26 op Ebay, inclusief shipping
quote:kee,Op zaterdag 28 februari 2004 19:58 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
AJ geef me je mail
ikdoemijnwas@hotmail.com
ik heb de dvd maar meteen besteld bij play.com en ben een aantal afleveringen aan t downen.
heb net de aflevering met rick james gezien. erg grappig. maar was dat echt de broer van eddie murphy? "cocaine is a helluva drug"
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Hollywood is losing it, The Mexican was Brat Pitt, Tom Cruise is The Last Samurai.....
Well I got a movie for them; The Last Nigger On The Planet, played bij Tom Hanks.....
quote:Idd die was goedOp vrijdag 5 maart 2004 07:32 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Gisteren weer 1 gezien. Die filmrecensies waren cool:
Hollywood is losing it, The Mexican was Brat Pitt, Tom Cruise is The Last Samurai.....
Well I got a movie for them; The Last Nigger On The Planet, played bij Tom Hanks.....
Ik heb er nu ook die "The Black White Supremacist" skit gezien. Weer erg gelachen.
Hopelijk is Charlie Murphy er volgende week weer met "True Hollywood Stories"
I'm rich biaatttcch!!
quote:Je bedoelt NegrodamusOp vrijdag 5 maart 2004 19:26 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Niggadamus ook wel lache
quote:Zwarte neger hater was inderdaad ERG leuk. De hele "Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories" vond ik nog echt het leukste tot nu toe. Zo gelachen om dat stuk.Op vrijdag 5 maart 2004 18:57 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Ik heb er nu ook die "The Black White Supremacist" skit gezien. Weer erg gelachen.
Hopelijk is Charlie Murphy er volgende week weer met "True Hollywood Stories"
I'm rich biaatttcch!!
Ook leuk is "The Racial Draft"
SPOILERDe Aziaten draften (kiezen, eigenen toe) de hele Wu Tang Clan, nadat Tiger Woods door de zwarten is weggekaapt.
quote:"Time to change from fried rice to fried chicken!" -Tiger Woods, Racial DraftOp zaterdag 6 maart 2004 02:04 schreef Dada het volgende:
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Zwarte neger hater was inderdaad ERG leuk. De hele "Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories" vond ik nog echt het leukste tot nu toe. Zo gelachen om dat stuk.
Ook leuk is "The Racial Draft"SPOILERDe Aziaten draften (kiezen, eigenen toe) de hele Wu Tang Clan, nadat Tiger Woods door de zwarten is weggekaapt.
"I've always wanted to say this...For Shizzle" - Tiger Woods, Racial Draft
quote:Het is eigenlijk..."So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!"Op zaterdag 6 maart 2004 13:40 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
"Time to change from fried rice to fried chicken!" -Tiger Woods, Racial Draft
Ik heb het eerste seizoen gezien en de eerste 4 afleveringen van seizoen twee (alles al drie keer). De show is hilarisch. Welliswaar zitten er ook mindere stukjes bij, maar dat heb je met elke show. Tweede seizoen is overigens veel beter. In het eerste seizoen is die nog aan het zoeken. Die Black White Supremacist skit vond ik helemaal niet grappig.
Het beste wat ik tot nu toe heb gezien:
1. De hele Rick James aflevering (seiz.2 afl.4)
2. R. Kelly...
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do
I piss on you
I pee on you (seiz.1afl.10)
3. The Niggar Family...een blanke familie die Niggar van hun achternaam heet (seiz.2 afl.2)
4. Racial Draft en Samuel L. Jackson (seiz.2 afl.1)
5. Make a wish foundation skit, dat die bij een joch langsgaat dat aan kanker lijdt (seiz.1 afl.11)
6. Reparations (seiz.1 afl.4)
7. Trading Spouses (seiz.1 afl.12)
8. The Mad Real World, vooral de steekscene met Charly Murphy en "Poet" uit Oz (seiz.1 afl.6)
Overigens zal dit nooit in Nederland aanslaan omdat je de stereotypes die Chappelle neerzet moet kennen om het grappig te vinden. Hoeveel mensen zullen nou de grappen over varkensvlees, kip, watermeloen enz. begrijpen?
quote:Klopt!Overigens zal dit nooit in Nederland aanslaan omdat je de stereotypes die Chappelle neerzet moet kennen om het grappig te vinden. Hoeveel mensen zullen nou de grappen over varkensvlees, kip, watermeloen enz. begrijpen?
By DON KAPLAN
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Dave Chappelle is an equal opportunity offender on his hit sketch show on Comedy Central.
March 10, 2004 -- Heard the one about the blind white supremacist who doesn't realize he's actually black?
How about the "racial draft," in which teams of Jews, Asians, Latinos and African-Americans trade for ethnically obscure celebrities like Colin Powell, Mariah Carey and Tiger Woods?
If not, then you haven't been watching one of the surprise hits of the TV season, "Chappelle's Show," hosted by and starring the 30-year-old New York comic Dave Chappelle.
"The show pushes boundaries in such an intelligent way," says fan Matt Iselin, 29, a physical therapist and keyboard player for the band Afroskull.
"It's just hysterical. And in a sick kind of way, it almost makes it appropriate to say inappropriate things at work."
Chappelle earned that rep with provocative, razor-sharp pieces like the one about the racial draft, in which the African-American team chooses Woods.
"Tiger has been discriminated against, he's had death threats, and he dates white women," explains a play-by-play announcer played by Chappelle.
"Sounds like a black man to me."
In another much-talked-about skit, Chappelle spoofed Red Bull commercials with a fake ad for "Red Balls," featuring a drug addict who uses the drink to generate bionic powers that allow him to steal a car radio and then break out of jail.
The half-hour sketch comedy series, which airs Wednesdays at 10:30 p.m. on Comedy Central, is getting huge ratings for the cable network - an average of 2.5 million viewers a week, just behind Comedy Central's highest-rated show, "South Park."
And, as on "South Park," no celeb is safe.
An oft-repeated line from one sketch - "I'm Rick James' bitch!" - could land in the same category as the Bart Simpson classic "Don't have a cow, man!"
Back when that catchphrase was first printed on T-shirts, Chappelle was a 14-year-old comic in his native Washington, D.C., telling Jesse Jackson jokes in any club that would let him on stage.
Chappelle's first fan was his mother, a Unitarian minister who encouraged his show-biz dreams and chauffered him to his gigs because she felt he was safer on stage than on the street, where crack was at its peak.
After high school, Chappelle moved to Manhattan and gigged at downtown comedy clubs before scoring roles in such movies as 1996's "The Nutty Professor" and 1997's "Con Air," in which he played Pinball Parker, a rioting convict who meets his death after being ejected from an airplane.
He finally got his first major starring role as Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-lot in the 1998 pot comedy "Half Baked," which is now a cult-classic among college kids.
Chappelle, who is married and has two children, co-wrote "Baked" with the white comic Neal Brennan, who is now a executive producer on "Chappelle's Show."
In each episode, the pair unabashedly tackle tough issues like racism and drug addiction thoughtfully - and cleverly.
Perhaps their first masterpiece was the black white-supremacist sketch from the first season, which was released on DVD last month.
"It was a fantastic sketch," recalls Bill Hilary, Comedy Central's executive vice president and general manager. "Chappelle had a very smart and important point to make: Anyone can be a racist.
"We were a little worried about it - not for its content but because it was nine minutes long, which is a long time for a sketch.
"But he really fought for it and he was absolutely right."
Bron: New York Post
Trouwens ik vond "The Three Daves" ook erg goed. "Fuck you son!"
Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you asleep in it.
Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.
--
Tyrone Biggums: ...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a (bleep) for crack.
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Rick James: Now, Darkness, the tables are turned.
Rick James: Do with him whatever you like.
Charlie Murphy: Motherfuckers take one more step, I'm kicking this nigga out the motherfucking window.
Rick James: Cubbie, freeze!
Charlie Murphy: You know you was wrong for what you did to me earlier. Look what you did to my face!
[Soft paino music playing... ]
Rick James: I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?
Charlie Murphy: Yo, man, my forehead is bumpin', man.
Rick James: Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine.
Rick James: Bitch... Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.
Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch.
[Rick claps twice]
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Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch!
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Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch. Enjoy yourself.
--
[breaking news report following the distribution of slavery reparations]
News Reporter: So, what do you plan to spend your money on.
Tron: [In fake, quivering voice] I'm going to re-invest it in the community.
News Reporter: Well, that's...
[cut off]
Tron: Psyche. I'm gonna spend it before y'all honkies change yo minds.
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Rick James: I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
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[grinding his muddy boots into Eddie Murphy's new couch]
Rick James: Fuck yo couch, nigga! Fuck yo couch!
Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
[pause]
Rick James: Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
O.J.
"Sir, I'm not impressed: what black man don't have some bloody glove on his property, nigga I got one right here"
Mark Fuhrman:
"I'm sorry sir, but he probably says nigga a lot with a name like that"
"As a person that says nigga a lot, trust me, that nigga says nigga all the time"
Will you at least admit that O.J. more than likely killed his wife?
"Sir, my blackness will not permit me to make a statement like that"
Michael Jackson:
What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators
"Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I could describe it. Allright, let me guess:
there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair? Maybe pressed, permed hair, with a glitter sprinkled on"
That is correct
"Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a lineup. And me and my penis is like THIS son"
R. Kelly:
"For all I know that piss was digital. They get crazy with special effects"
...what more would it take for you to believe he's guilty?
"Alright, if I saw a tape with R. Kelly peeing on a girl, while he was singing piss on you.
And the girl was holding two forms of government ID.
While a policeofficer was there...
Like 4,5 of my buddy's and Neil taking notes.
And his grandmother has to be there to confirm his identity"
"That's my Robert, always peeing on people. Don't forget her hair Robert"
quote:Echt wel...alles. En op veel plaatsen.Op maandag 22 maart 2004 11:09 schreef Grasmaaier. het volgende:
Godver seizoen 1 is niet meer te vinden
Ontopic:
Ik heb het nu 2 keer gezien en vind het wel aardig.
Die jury-selectie was inderdaad hilarisch.
quote:hmm ff verder zoekeOp maandag 22 maart 2004 11:13 schreef Mike het volgende:
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Echt wel...alles. En op veel plaatsen.
Ontopic:
Ik heb het nu 2 keer gezien en vind het wel aardig.
Die jury-selectie was inderdaad hilarisch.
Maar heb net eerste aflevering gezien
Chappelle met muts op
Ik weet alleen dat Chris Rock superbrilliant is.
Ben de naam ff kwijt, maar was iets al een Fugees titel
edit: zeg ik: Killing them softly.
"I want to piss on you.....drip drip drip"
quote:De laatste ep was weer leuk. Vooral het eerste filmpje met "Making the band with P. Diddy".Rollin' 'round, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Chillin' in my Escalade
Man, I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I'm gonna piss on you
Yes I do, I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you
Said your body, your body
is a porta-potty
And the pee I kick
Like it knows karate (knows karate)
I'ma pee on you
drip drip drip
pee on you
pour on you
piss on you, piss on you
You will never feel
quite the same
when you get a whiff
of my Hershey stains
I'm gonna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food,
Only thing to make my life complete is
when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I'm gonna piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair,
I said want you braid my hair,
Before you start
I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you
Song fades out.
Die aftocht telkens
quote:Daar moest ik zo hard om lachen toen ik die zin voor het eerst hoordeOp zaterdag 27 maart 2004 23:22 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Hier de hele tekst van de "Piss on you" song
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Close your eyes, show me your face
I'm gonna piss on it
quote:Ik lag echt half in een coma van het lachenOp zaterdag 27 maart 2004 23:31 schreef Scandalous het volgende:
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Daar moest ik zo hard om lachen toen ik die zin voor het eerst hoorde
Ik heb in tijden niet zo hard heb gelachen om een tv show.
ik heb echt gelachen om die met rick james en die met prince, beide verteld door charlie murphy
Charlie Murphy: Wow that's OJ Simpson, he has a big fuckin' head man!
Charlie Murphy: First of all you don't slap a man.....okay. Even when slapping was fashionable, they dit it in Paris, some guy would come up: "BABAT, I challenge you to a duel" they would have a gunfight after that, someone had to go!
in nederland is die zeker neit te halen ?
en anders wil ik een andere goede betrouwbare webshop hebben
.Vind tot nu toe het 1e seizoen toch leuker
nieuwe episode is uit
Wel vaker trouwens, dat ik me afvraag of ie rappers voor de kijkcijfers laat opdraaien....
quote:Dat heeft ie echt neit nodig hoorOp donderdag 1 april 2004 12:51 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Puff Daddy was bruut inderdaad. Bij Snoop aan het einde vroeg ik me af of Chappelle de tekst echt niet kende of dat ie het speelde....
Wel vaker trouwens, dat ik me afvraag of ie rappers voor de kijkcijfers laat opdraaien....
Die nieuwe Episode Gay KKK
quote:Op donderdag 1 april 2004 12:51 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Wel vaker trouwens, dat ik me afvraag of ie rappers voor de kijkcijfers laat opdraaien....
Denk het niet, wie moet hij dan op laten draven?? Hilary Duff? Trouwens gaan mensen echt niet eerder kijken omdat er een rapper in de show zit.
btw
Rick James Soundboard
"Hold my drink bitch
Die blijft gewoon leukquote:Gay gardner LOLOp donderdag 1 april 2004 15:22 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
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Dat heeft ie echt neit nodig hoor
Die nieuwe Episode Gay KKK
Zooooooooooo, cdtje is klaar, epje checken..... Donderdag Southpark/Chappelle dag
HIER kan je 2 interviews downloaden van Dave
------------net allebei ff gekeken en allebei waren erg lollig
Dat stukje bij Conan --->Gonorea invested vagina
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quote:Op vrijdag 2 april 2004 17:53 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
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HIER kan je 2 interviews downloaden van Dave
------------net allebei ff gekeken en allebei waren erg lollig
Dat stukje bij Conan --->Gonorea invested vagina
quote:nee volgens mij nog 1Op vrijdag 2 april 2004 20:58 schreef HENNESSY het volgende:
was dat de laatste van seizoen 2?
je hoorde hem zeggen
"See you guys next week "
volgende week weer een nieuwe episode
You wanna know what dogfood tastes like? Just like it smells!
Deeee-licious
SPOILERHILARISCH vond ik dat hele Wayne Brady "I don’t give a fuck" stuk."Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
Hopen dat hij een derde seizoen krijgt
quote:Hoewel het erg populair is, is dat geen garantie dat het door gaat. Misschien krijgt Dave wel filmaanbiedingen of wilt ie iets anders doen.Op dinsdag 13 april 2004 16:54 schreef Steve-O2 het volgende:
Vast wel
quote:das waar, chris rock flikte tzelfde geintjeOp dinsdag 13 april 2004 17:03 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
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Hoewel het erg populair is, is dat geen garantie dat het door gaat. Misschien krijgt Dave wel filmaanbiedingen of wilt ie iets anders doen.
quote:Klopt hoewel ik niet ik die show (op een paar clipjes na) niet gezien hebOp dinsdag 13 april 2004 22:28 schreef Astronaut_Jones het volgende:
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das waar, chris rock flikte tzelfde geintje
quote:Klopt toen ik de show vond dacht ik: oooww bedoelt ie telkens ie deze showOp woensdag 14 april 2004 10:31 schreef Witchfynder het volgende:
Juist. Ik hoor al twee jaar na South Park de aankondiging voor deze show ("It's Chapelle's Show. Not THE Chapelle Show. It's Chapelle's Show. Got it?") en na dit topic gelezen te hebben ga ik het echt eens opzoeken.
In de OP staan er trouwens heel wat leuke linkjes:)
Hier heb ik nog 2 interviews van Dave bij The Daily Show:
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leuke show trouwens alleen dat altijd een neger op t laatst die laatste minuten moet verneuken met die muziek is jammer...
I'm rick james, bitch!
quote:Zo zeg ik iemand ook meestal hallo maar ze begrijpen het nietOp vrijdag 16 april 2004 12:05 schreef GrootmeesterFlits het volgende:
Ik en een vriend van mij spreken elkaar sinds een maand aan men "Yo Darkness" en dan zegt de ander "Charleh Murpheh"(heel snel uitspreken). Chappelle is echt geniaal. Die hippie en die latino uit Half Baked zitten trouwens ook in Chappelle's show viel mij laatst op.
.I'm Rick James Bitch!!!
Whhhoeeeaaaaattttt!!!!!
OOOOWWWWKKAAAAYYY!!
al helemaal ingeburgerd
Black Bush
A Day In The Life of Lil John
Meesterlijk
En black Bush:
Huh...oil who said something about oil??......bitch are you cooking?"
wat betekend skeet eik?
Leuk dat mos def weer langs kwam
CIA Mars, Bitch!!
quote:Dat schreeuwt Lil John in een van zn bekendste nummers naast Whattt? Okaay!! en Yeah!!Op vrijdag 16 april 2004 19:02 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Volgende week is er een compilatie aflevering met de beste sketches
wat betekend skeet eik?
niemand weet wat t betekend
quote:ah weer wat geleerdOp zaterdag 17 april 2004 18:27 schreef matthijst het volgende:
skeet - sperma / klaarkomen
Piss on you
Tyrone
"Granny nooo"
Diddy
"enjoy yourself bitches!!""
f*ck yo couch, nigga! Buy another one you rich motherf*cker!
Dead Prez - Hip Hop
quote:Dat 2de interview is vooral erg leuk als je halfbaked ook hebt gezien, het is echt one big happy family daar bij comedy central volgens mij. "And everybody knows me, obviously"Op woensdag 14 april 2004 12:54 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
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Klopt hoewel ik niet ik die show (op een paar clipjes na) niet gezien heb
[..]
Klopt toen ik de show vond dacht ik: oooww bedoelt ie telkens ie deze show
In de OP staan er trouwens heel wat leuke linkjes:)
Hier heb ik nog 2 interviews van Dave bij The Daily Show:
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Op dit moment zijn er wat geruchten dat het 3e seizoen niet doorgaat (bij comedycentral that is) vanwege de salariseisen van Dave. Dave verdient "maar" 90.000 (per show) voor zo'n show is dat best weinig. Ik denk wel dat er zowiezo een 3e seizoen komt, is het niet bij comedycentral dan wel bij een andere zender. Het zou wel goed zijn als hij naar HBO gaat, omdat hij daar niet aan censuur gebonden is.
Wat filmpjes:
Celebrity Trial Jury Selection
Black Bush
Popcopy's Punkass Outtakes
quote:[bbCHAPPELLE WANTS MO' MONEY FROM COMEDY CENTRAL
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His show is highest rated show on basic cable.
Dave Chappelle's show on Comedy Central has been an overwhelming hit. You know something is funny when EVERYBODY you run into, black, white or otherwise, is talking about the show. Despite all the accolades, it seems that, Dave Chappelle is not a happy camper. He recently told the Hollywood Reporter that Comedy Central needs to show him the money. "I ain't makin' no money!" the star complained of the network's sketch-comedy series "Chappelle's Show." "Mr. Hankey makes more than me," he said, alluding to an animated character on the network's "South Park." We don't see why he isn't making money either. According to the Reporter, "Chappelle Show" is the highest rated original series on basic cable, even higher than "South Park"(!!).
Sources say Dave is fielding movie offers and inquiries from rival networks, who are wondering whether Comedy will be able to afford to lavish him with the kind of contract that kept the likes of Jon Stewart around.
De onderhandelingen voor seizoen 3 lopen. Het is na South Park en "The Daily Show" het beste wat Comedycentral is overkomen.
Toendertijd heeft Comedycentral flink moeten betalen om Jon Stewart te houden. Ik denk dat Chappelle nu best wel een in een riante positie zit, omdat hij zeker terecht zou kunnen komen bij zenders als HBO en Showtime.
06.01.2004 9:45 PM EDT
Dave Chappelle (file)
Photo: Comedy Central
"I think [Dave Chappelle] is good for the community and culture. He's the truth. He knows how to be political in a funny way." — Roc-A-Fella's Dame Dash
Several weeks back, Lil Jon, Usher and Ludacris were in the "TRL" studio preparing for their performance of "Yeah!" But it wasn't "Yeah!" that was being yelled.
"Whuuuut? Whuuuut? Whuuuut?" Usher kept exclaiming, imitating a then recently aired skit on "Chappelle's Show" in which Dave Chappelle exaggerated the king of crunk's quirky call outs. "Okaaayyy! Okaaayyy!" Usher continued before Jon, who was stationed at the turntables, joined in and imitated Chappelle imitating him. "Whuuuut?"
The joke got so good that Jon started into another of Chappelle's skits, mimicking the comic's impression of funk lord Rick James. "Daaarknesss!" Jon yelled. The catch phrase comes from a skit in which Chappelle made light of real-life accounts given by Eddie Murphy's brother, Charlie, of partying with Rick James, getting into physical altercations, and then making up.
"F--- your couch, n---a!" Jon continued, trying to sound as close to Chappelle's imitation as possible. "They should've never gave you n---as mon-aaayyyy!"
"He's never gonna let that go," Ludacris said with a laugh.
Chappelle's fans, especially those in the hip-hop community, can't let go of the comedian's irreverent brand of social spoofing. Although the second season has come to an end, people are still talking about it.
"I think the best episode that I've seen thus far is him imitating Lil Jon," Usher said. "That was the craziest one. I don't think that it will ever be done better. It was classic. He got him real good. 'Yeeeaaah! Okaaayyy!' "
"This Dave Chappelle sh-- just really put me on a different level," said Jon, who claims to love the ribbing he gets on the show. "He basically has thrusted me into pop culture, and not just urban but white society as well. I was in the airport like three weeks ago, this 60-year-old white lady came up to me and was like, 'Aren't you Lil Jon? ... Don't you do that "Whuuuut? Yeeeaaah! Okaaayyy!" That's you, right?' "
Since Chappelle debuted his show last year on Comedy Central, the comedian has repped for rappers not only by making fun of them, but by bringing them on the program. Wu-Tang's RZA and GZA have been featured in skits, and Kanye West, Common and DMX have performed. "A lot of these guys are my friends, and I'm fans of all these dudes," Chappelle said. "I'm trying to get people who push the culture forward."
He even employs rap-world veteran Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson of the Roots. "I am music supervisor for the Dave Chappelle show simply because I am a fanatic for Dave Chappelle," Thompson said. "He's a genius. He's a comic genius."
"I think he's good for the community and culture," said Roc-A-Fella mogul Dame Dash, who has appeared on the show. "He's the truth. He knows how to be political in a funny way. You see things from his perspective."
"I just think he took a great opportunity, since nobody [else] is out right now," Cam'ron said, pointing out that hip-hop has few places to be represented in comedy these days, without "Def Comedy Jam," "Martin," "The Chris Rock Show" or "In Living Color" on the airwaves. "There's nobody doing anything decent."
Chappelle has never had a problem making people laugh, standing out despite his small parts in movies such as "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," "Undercover Brother" and "Blue Streak." But when he tried to take his humor to TV, dealing with a network led to everything falling apart.
"I tried sitcoms before, and it's something about the way I'm funny that is not for that venue," Chappelle insisted earlier this year during a radio tour in New York. "People would never know the extent of how funny I was. I'd be like Urkel. I'd be rich, but I'd be Urkel.
"I love working here," Dave said of Comedy Central. "They give you the opportunity to actually be a comedian. On regular TV, you end up doing stuff that's not necessarily genuine, that's not necessarily you, just to appeal to a larger audience."
And keeping it real has helped Chappelle skyrocket to fame. Punch lines from his sketches are more often quoted these days than anything from similar series like "Saturday Night Live" or "Mad TV."
"I am totally freaked out," Rick James said, laughing. "It shocked the sh-- out of me. I had no idea that comedy had that much of an impact."
James' real-life phrases like "It's a celebration" and his most popular, "I'm Rick James, bitch!," have bled into popular culture thanks to Chappelle.
"It's helped Dave out, it's helped Charlie [Murphy] out, and it's helped me out," James said. "I've always been able to laugh at myself, the character Rick James. I created it, that extroverted part of James Johnson. I was able to laugh at myself 'cause that's what it's meant for, it's meant to have fun with. It's not meant to be serious."
For the record, James said that the skit's account of what happened "was true, it was just exaggerated. It was really me kicking [Charlie's] ass more than him kicking mine."
Prince, whom Dave also portrayed in a Charlie Murphy retelling, said his segment was also exaggerated. He didn't challenge Murphy to a basketball game while wearing high heels and a purple suit. "That part's not true," Prince said about his game attire. "But the whupping's true."
Though Dave has heard from the Purple One, Lil Jon and Rick James, the comedian said there has been no communication between him and another famous mic controller who found himself the butt of a sketch: R. Kelly. During the skit, Dave sings a song as Kelly, talking about how much he wants to urinate on a girl — something that happens in the sex tape at the center of Kelly's legal woes.
"The thing about it is, I'm an R. Kelly fan, but it's basically a song about peeing on people," Chappelle said. " 'Pee on You' was a doozy. But it's one of those things that it's too funny not to do. You might have a moral dilemma like, 'Should I do it?' But like I said, it's in the spirit of comedy."
"Chappelle's Show" airs Tuesdays at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central, and with another season of original episodes in the can, Dave has hit the road. He's on a stand-up tour through July 3.
Na South Park is dit toch het beste programma dat Comedy Central uitzend. Ik wacht nog steeds op nieuws over het 3e seizoen.
Trouwens die stukjes van "Ask a black dude" zijn allemaal spontaan geantwoord. Mooney verzint het antwoord ter plekke.
ow en welke aflevering gaat dan over prince en charlie murpy?
205 is Prince met Charlie Murphy
HIer heb je de episodeguide: http://www.tvtome.com/ChappellesShow
Link met die interviews zijn ook goed trouwens
quote:LachenDave Chappelle Is Rick James, Bitch!
Comedian in early talks to portray funkster in biopic.
The next time Dave Chappelle exclaims, "I'm Rick James, bitch!," he might not be kidding.
Though plans are currently only half-baked, the comedian is in early talks to portray the funk musician in a film based on James' upcoming tome,
"Memoirs of a Super Freak," according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Lorenzo Di Bonaventura, who is producing the upcoming film "Constantine," directed by Francis Lawrence and starring Keanu Reeves, is reportedly in initial negotiations to obtain the rights to begin work on a Paramount film based on James' life.
James, 56, released his most recent studio album, Urban Rapsody, in 1997 and has been working on penning his memoirs for some time. Chappelle has been instrumental in bringing James' name back to pop culture with his impersonation of the musician on his Comedy Central series, "Chappelle's Show" (see "Dave Chappelle: The Reason Grandmas Know Who Lil Jon Is").
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"
ik zal m'n gezicht dan niet recht kunnen houden...
quote:NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) -- Dave Chappelle has signed a massive deal with Comedy Central that will return the comedian's hit series to the network for two more seasons.
Sources familiar with the deal indicate it could be worth about $50 million, vaulting Chappelle, 30, into the rarefied realm of television's top earners. The new contract is believed to mark not only a steep increase for Chappelle as star, writer, co-executive producer and co-creator of "Chappelle's Show," but more significantly, reward him with a hefty chunk of the series' robust DVD sales.
Increasing the pressure on Comedy to close a megadeal with Chappelle was interest from other programmers eager to tap his talents, including NBC Universal Television Group, according to sources, which ultimately deemed Chappelle too expensive. FX is said to have made an eight-figure offer to lure Chappelle to the network, but to no avail.
R-E-S-T-E-C-P
"Dave Chappelle has signed a lucrative deal with Comedy Central that will return his hit series to the network for two more seasons.
Sources familiar with the agreement indicate that it could be worth about $50 million, and that it would vault Chappelle into the rarefied realm of television's top earners. The new contract is believed not only to mark a steep increase for Chappelle as star, writer, coexecutive producer, and cocreator of "Chappelle's Show," but also reward him with a hefty chunk of robust DVD sales.
Increasing the pressure on Comedy Central to close a big deal with Chappelle was interest from other programmers, including, sources said, the NBC Universal Television Group president, Jeff Zucker, who deemed Chappelle too expensive. FX is said to have made an eight-figure offer.
The deal also has implications beyond Comedy Central for Chappelle within the parent company, Viacom, sources said. Another component sets up Chappelle with a deal at Paramount Pictures to star in an adaptation of the autobiography of Rick James, the singer whom Chappelle has lampooned on "Chappelle's Show." He may also be tapped for a different film project.
Chappelle, who is vacationing in Paris, could not be reached."
quote:Ik had het al gecapped om hier te postenOp woensdag 4 augustus 2004 17:34 schreef GrootmeesterFlits het volgende:
Jezus, zoiets heb jij in 3 minuten gevonden?
R-E-S-T-E-C-P
quote:De impact van Chappelles Show voor Comedy Central was ongeveer net zo groot (zo niet groter) als South Park .Op woensdag 4 augustus 2004 17:41 schreef Plastic_Power het volgende:
En nu is ie schathemeltje rijk. Maar hopen dat ie grappig blijft...
oja cocaine is a helll off a drug
RIP
Dave's Lil Jon parodie is ook geweldig trouwens
Yeeeeeaaaaa!! OOOOOKAAAAY
quote:Zullen geen makkelijke onderhandelingen worden.'Super Freak' singer Rick James dies
Album 'Street Songs' brought instant fame in 1981
Friday, August 6, 2004 Posted: 6:17 PM EDT (2217 GMT)
(CNN) -- Singer Rick James, a musical icon of the 1980s who helped define the "punk funk" style of that decade, was found dead in his home Friday morning by his caretaker, a Los Angeles police Department spokesman said. He was 56.
James' personal physician signed his death certificate, and said his death was the result of "existing medical conditions," police spokesman Jason Lee said.
One of James' producers told CNN that the singer died of a heart attack.
"Today the world mourns a musician and performer of the funkiest kind," said Neil Portow, president of the Recording Academy, which is responsible for the Grammy Awards. "The 'Super Freak' will be missed."
James became an instant icon in 1981 with his album "Street Songs," a funk masterpiece that featured such hits as "Super Freak," "Give it To Me Baby," and "Fire and Desire."
"I'm trying to change the root of funk, trying to make it more progressive, more melodic and more lyrically structured," James once said.
"Street Songs" went triple-platinum and catapulted James into the forefront of the funk movement.
The album's gritty content earned James a bad boy reputation that he often had a tough time living down. Some critics said it led to his eventual involvement with drugs and a conviction for aggravated assault and false imprisonment in the 1990s.
James suffered a stroke after his release from prison in 1998, months after he had hip replacement surgery.
James was honored in June at the 17th annual Rhythm & Soul Awards. As he surveyed the smooth glass surface of the award, he said, "Years ago, I would have used this for something totally different. Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
In recent months, James had been working on a biography, Memoirs of a Super Freak. It was not immediately known if he completed the book before his death.
Born James Johnson Jr. in Buffalo, New York, James was the third of eight children of an autoworker and a former dancer.
At age 15 he joined the Naval Reserve, but he began missing weekend training when it interfered with his musical career.
James was reported AWOL, and he fled to Canada, where he continued his musical career. The charges came back to haunt him when his success brought him back to the United States, and eventually he served time.
After his release, James went to work with Motown Records, first as a songwriter, then as a singer and producer.
Despite his meteoric rise and recording success, James won only a single Grammy, for co-writing M.C. Hammer's monster hit "U Can't Touch This," a song sampled from James' "Super Freak."
quote:Ja, alleen heb ik geen creditcard meer. Ik hoop dus dat ze ooit gewoon in NL verkrijgbaar zijn...Op zaterdag 7 augustus 2004 01:08 schreef Erasmusch het volgende:
Zijn gewoon op eBay te krijgen toch
Dat shirt zou ik ook wel willen hebben
The players ball met Ice-t was een hele leuke skit.quote:Moet je maar eens naar Ethiopië gaan, daar lach je je pas echt breuklies :')Op zaterdag 7 augustus 2004 03:48 schreef dingendoener het volgende:
in america zijn erg geen hilarische dingen... in rusland daar in tegen lach je je kapot.
quote:Klopt helemaal.Op zaterdag 7 augustus 2004 03:48 schreef GrootmeesterFlits het volgende:
Wil je Chapelle's Show echt grappig vinden moet je wat kennis hebben van de Amerikaanse cultuur. Daarom wordt het niet uitgezonden in NL, puur omdat 75% van de mensen het niet zal snappen.
Van een Amerikaanse board:
Hoor dat altijd bij de aftiteling bij SP namelijk
quote:gelukkig heb ik dat welOp zaterdag 7 augustus 2004 03:48 schreef GrootmeesterFlits het volgende:
Wil je Chapelle's Show echt grappig vinden moet je wat kennis hebben van de Amerikaanse cultuur. Daarom wordt het niet uitgezonden in NL, puur omdat 75% van de mensen het niet zal snappen.
quote:Hebben we allemaal wel in dit topique denk ik.Op zaterdag 7 augustus 2004 12:31 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
[..]
gelukkig heb ik dat wel
als seizoen 2 te koop is ga ik denk die dvd's bestellen
quote:precies, zonder die kennis is chappelle minder grappig... blij dat ik de actualiteiten een beetje volgOp zaterdag 7 augustus 2004 12:31 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
[..]
gelukkig heb ik dat wel
"sprinkle some crack over him"
In Spiderman heeft Donnell Rawlings van CS een klein rolletje. Hij zegt in het begin "that dude stole that guys pizza!"
quote:Ja die ken ik ja. Dat "sprinkle some crack" is echt geniaalOp maandag 9 augustus 2004 21:48 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Zijn er mensen die zijn stand-up "Killin' Em' Softly" hebben gezien?
"sprinkle some crack over him"
In Spiderman heeft Donnell Rawlings van CS een klein rolletje. Hij zegt in het begin "that dude stole that guys pizza!"
quote:Deze heb ik net pas gezien en hij is hilarischOp maandag 12 april 2004 23:16 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Je moet Wayne Brady wel kennen dan is het nog grappiger. Hij staat in Amerika als heel braaf bekend.
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
Dubbel zo leuk inderdaad als je weet hoe hij bekend staat
Net weer het hele Charlie Murphy/Rick James verhaal gekeken, ik blijf lachen
Hold my drink, bitch!
Ik heb echt teveel lol hiermee
quote:Ik lag helemaal in een lachstuip bij dit stuk.Op dinsdag 10 augustus 2004 13:42 schreef Scandalous het volgende:
[..]
Deze heb ik net pas gezien en hij is hilarisch
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
Dubbel zo leuk inderdaad als je weet hoe hij bekend staat
Net weer het hele Charlie Murphy/Rick James verhaal gekeken, ik blijf lachen
Hold my drink, bitch!
quote:Het is leuk als je iemand aan de foon hebtOp dinsdag 10 augustus 2004 13:47 schreef Scandalous het volgende:
http://www.collegeslackers.com/?pg=lil_jon_2
Ik heb echt teveel lol hiermee
Ook leuk is de skit met Chappelle als Lil Jon en de echte Lil Jon.quote:Dit was het allereerste filmpje in de eerste show. Come on tittie!!!!!!Mitsubishi Jab
The show comes out swinging with a jab at that annoying pop-lockin' girl in the Mitsubishi ads. A look-alike is in the car with Chappelle. As she dances in the seat, Chappelle makes terrible faces, clearly annoyed at her dancing style.
quote:Die heb ik nog niet gevonden, die wil ik wel zienOp dinsdag 10 augustus 2004 14:27 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Het is leuk als je iemand aan de foon hebt
Lil Jon is geweldig quote:Ik heb dat stukje net ff weer gezien. Erg leuk zitten ze over en weer te "WHAT" en "OKAY"enOp dinsdag 10 augustus 2004 14:30 schreef Scandalous het volgende:
[..]
Die heb ik nog niet gevonden, die wil ik wel zien
Ep 13:
Daarna was de Black Bush skit met Jamie Fox als the black Tony Blair
RICK JAMES SOUNDBOARD Je krijgt er gewoon niet genoeg van. Het blijft leuk
quote:jaOp maandag 9 augustus 2004 21:48 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Zijn er mensen die zijn stand-up "Killin' Em' Softly" hebben gezien?
"sprinkle some crack over him"
In Spiderman heeft Donnell Rawlings van CS een klein rolletje. Hij zegt in het begin "that dude stole that guys pizza!"
met die gekke blanke vriend van hem
quote:Elke keer als ik Darkness hoor lig ik in een deukOp dinsdag 10 augustus 2004 14:54 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
RICK JAMES SOUNDBOARD[/b] Je krijgt er gewoon niet genoeg van. Het blijft leuk
quote:Chip!!Op dinsdag 10 augustus 2004 14:56 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
[..]
ja
met die gekke blanke vriend van hem
quote:Cocaine's a hell of a drugOp dinsdag 10 augustus 2004 14:57 schreef GrootmeesterFlits het volgende:
[..]
Elke keer als ik Darkness hoor lig ik in een deuk [afbeelding]
quote:Dat was leuk omdat in Amerika zo ook de zogenaamde next 50cents worden "verkocht" zeg maar.Op dinsdag 10 augustus 2004 15:33 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
ik heb nog mp3tjes van fistacuffs
Hier heb je een interview met Chappelle:
http://sports.espn.go.com(...)turner/davechappelle
http://www.blender.com/articles/article_959.html
En nog een interview van bet.com
quote:En voor de meezingers de tekst van de Pee on you remix:BET.com: So what made you want to do this show? What was your inspiration?
Dave Chappelle: Well, it's funny you should ask that. Um... I live on a farm in Ohio and I make the bulk of my money on the road doing stand-up and when I'm not on the road then I'm not working. Just laying up in the crib with my family, which is not a bad thing, but a man needs to work. The problem is when I look at all the shows my buddies did -- when you look at Ray Romano and other guys -- all of their shows reflect their act perfectly. I have an opinionated act so there's not really a sitcom that can contain it, for one. For two, I've just had a turbulent past with network television. So when thinking about what I wanted to do, I decided I wanted to do a show that they were making for me so this was the show. It didn't end up exactly how I planned it initially because imagining something and actually doing something become two very different things. I've never been happier with something in my career. I have to write sketches and then perform them on television. It's the best job I've ever had in my life. I don't have to be Urkel or none of that crazy stuff.
BET.com: Do you write all the sketches?
Dave Chapelle: Me and one other dude. Me and a buddy of mine. Like some of the guys that have good shows, but if they're not writing it, then.... You know what I mean? But when it's just you and another dude, it's like it's no question. This is your stuff so, succeed or fail... it's you. If it fails you get all the blame, but if it succeeds you get all the glory, and I'd rather take the chance and get my due. I write stand-up, which ain't easy. You watch some guys that come to your town, do an act, and then come back next year with the same act. I come around every year. I have pretty much something different every year and then I'm writing 12 episodes of a show like this. That's a lot of comedy output. I'm sure when I do it, people ain't going to recognize the significance of this, but if my career goes further, people are going to look back and be like, "This guy was really putting it down." I'm a patient man.
BET.com: Is there a character you like doing the most?
Dave Chappelle: Man, I feel bad about saying it, but yes. See, the thing about the show is that it has this crazy spirit through it. It has some real irreverent things. Some of the things I draw comedy from are real painful things you know, but it's a certain delight in doing the characters because they all got certain feasibleness no matter how bad they are, that makes them more palatable. To answer your question, yes. One character I play named Tyrone. He makes me laugh. It's really like... I feel bad doing it sometimes, but it makes me laugh. I don't know if you've seen Tyrone Biggums.
BET.com: No, I haven't seen Tyrone. But I saw Clayton Bigsby.
Dave Chappelle: Yeah, Clayton is the blind White supremacist. Tyrone is the crackhead. I just always get a big kick out of him and then Clayton Bigsby of course. It's the kind of character that a Black dude would never play. For a Black dude to play this point of view, you have to think. You really got to stretch how you do something like that, and it's a hard thing to comment on if you're doing a show with a Black star. A Clayton Bigsby skit, as foul as it is man, it's so rooted with reality.
It's based off of my grandfather. If you saw him, you would think he was White. One thing that would let you know that he had any Black in him was the texture of his hair, and even that, what they call "good hair" at some points, but he looks like a White dude. He was born in a White hospital in 1909, which means what? His mother was White. Not his father because there was no way a Black woman under any circumstances can have a baby in a White hospital. The bottom line is, he looks like a White dude. But, in his mind, he's a Black guy. To make a long story short, it's 1968 and Martin Luther King was shot the day before. He's on the bus and people come up to him and start like, "Get off the bus you White motherf*@*%$" and all that stuff. They're like, "What you doin' on the bus?" and he didn't know they were talking to him. So, when he told me this story, I was like "oh sh*t! That's how I started on Clayton Bigsby.
We're in this holding pattern of political correctness, which is not going to get anything done for anybody, you know? I feel like if Black people really got mad at the show, like in my worst nightmare, where people started protesting or pulling a "Barbershop. . . ." If this is really our agenda then we are finished, man. We can't just be picking on things like this. There's a lot of serious things going on, and I just think that in a serious priority list of what Black people need to do, I don't think my show is a high risk. Otherwise I would try to justify each and every thing I did before I did it. I'd pre-think it out in my head. Is this justifiable? Is this a good service? I don't think I've done a good service to anybody by doing this show. You know who I test this show out on? My brother-in-law. He's a corrections officer so I take them tapes to him and those dudes love it. If anyone has a reason to get mad at anything, it's them (laughing)! If those dudes are cool with me and my moms and all is cool with me, then I'm at peace with myself. I don't feel bad. I know what my intentions are and I know what I'm saying. I hope people keep an open mind when they're watching it. That being said, a lot of people probably won't.
BET.com: How do you feel about having to explain guilt, if people don't get it?
Dave Chappelle: Uh... That's a damn good question. Sometimes it bothers me. Let's take the "Barbershop" thing for instance. Jesse Jackson did a lot of that hooting and hollering about it, and then it came out after the fact that he had not even seen the movie. One of the biggest rights Blacks had was that you might get a fair shake at entertainment. I obviously am on the bandwagon in this right. And then we have a Black movie that comes out as a crossover success, and the major critics of the movie are Blacks that haven't even seen the movie. To me I say this is a waste of time and it makes me question the motive of the people that raise these problems. I don't think that that scene belittled the Civil Rights Movement, and if something like this can belittle us, then it's like what are we standing on? What kind of shaky ground are we standing on? For instance, I can go to a White comedy club. I tell jokes about race, about White people, and they'll laugh. They don't sit there and go, "This is a goddamn outrage!" They don't do any of this stuff. Now if a Black person, if somebody goes to say 'you know you like chicken,' you'll flip out when secretly, you do like chicken. That doesn't make me feel less than a person. Why can't we (comedians) just be ourselves and do what we do? Don't let people kill your spirit...
BET.com: Are you learning anything by watching Cedric's show? Do even watch his show?
Dave Chappelle: To be honest, I don't watch his show. That's not because of Cedric. I love Cedric. I think he's a good dude. I consider him a friend as far as show business goes. If we were in jail together, I'd fight for the motherf#$%@*. The reason why I don't watch the show is just because I don't want to be influenced by anything that they're doing. One of the points to establish the voice of the show is I want it to be a singular voice. I don't want a combination of 12 or how ever many people you staff the show with. You get two guys, and the voice comes through. It resonates more. It's a heavier workload, but in the long run I think you'd be happier.
Bling!...
quote:Het nieuwe seizoen begint pas in januari of februariNormally i dont do this...But im gonna give you a little taste of my remix..Yall ready?
Here we go..I pick you up from the club..take you home to make some love..got a surprise.. close your eyes..i'm gonna cover you with (suds?)..sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh..im gonna give you some poo poo im gonna give you some pee pee gonna give you some doo doo wash you down with some wee wee. this is the remix edition of the song of my pissin
Yeah thats how we do it in the R. Kelly party...i sip cris..you drink PISS..im gonna piss on you remix..yall heard?.....no im serious i really do want to piss on you!"
quote:"om i god I'm gonna skeet my pants, this is the greatest union since pussy and dick."
Er gaat het gerucht dat hij de VMA's zou gaan presenteren. Dat zou geweldig zijn, kijken of hij Chris Rocks opening kan verslaan.
Ik hoorde het idd ook, al heb ik ook gehoord dat er gewoon meerdere hosts zijn dit jaar. Hij zou het wel erg goed kunnen doen
31 jaartjes Ik lees ook dat hij niet gaat hosten, maar dat hij wel iets gaat doen.
Ben wel benieuwd geweldige show
leukste vond ik het basketballen tegen prince, die p diddy parodie en "what if the internet would be a real place?" ofzo
seriously bro, i can make your penis fat
quote:Als ie hiermee zou komen zou ik op de grond liggen van het lachen:Op dinsdag 24 augustus 2004 19:22 schreef Scandalous het volgende:
Misschien zn Lil Jon spoof
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do
I piss on you
I pee on you"
quote:Prince was leuk ja. Geweldig verteld ook door Charlie Murphy. P. Diddy met telkens die hilarische aftochtOp dinsdag 24 augustus 2004 19:30 schreef seto het volgende:
leukste vond ik het basketballen tegen prince, die p diddy parodie en "what if the internet would be a real place?" ofzo
. De internetskit: "spambuster bitch" mars bitches
en de rest dat ie bush nadeet, geweldig!
doen wij t voor de olie? neejoh zegt die aan tafel
*kijkt ie 3 tellen om zich heen* en rent dan als n gek ervandoor, en tuurlijk de halve tafel meenemen.
echt super!
ik heb het gezien in NYC, op comedy central idd.
quote:Heb je die allereerste skit gezien van seizoen 1?Op dinsdag 24 augustus 2004 19:51 schreef mechatronics het volgende:
M.A.R.S.
mars bitches
en de rest dat ie bush nadeet, geweldig!
doen wij t voor de olie? neejoh zegt die aan tafel
*kijkt ie 3 tellen om zich heen* en rent dan als n gek ervandoor, en tuurlijk de halve tafel meenemen.
echt super!
ik heb het gezien in NYC, op comedy central idd.
Ik had ergens een link met een stukje uit deze show. Ik zal het even opzoeken
quote:Dat zou wel flauw zijn omdat het al oud is, en Chris Rock nam R Kelly vorig jaar al te grazenOp dinsdag 24 augustus 2004 19:42 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
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Als ie hiermee zou komen zou ik op de grond liggen van het lachen:
[afbeelding]
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do
I piss on you
I pee on you"
[..]
Prince was leuk ja. Geweldig verteld ook door Charlie Murphy. P. Diddy met telkens die hilarische aftocht
(Speaking of lollige spoofs, kijk je weleens Mad TV? die R Kelly clip moet je echt eens zien, de rest is ook erg leuk)
quote:was toch metOp dinsdag 24 augustus 2004 21:16 schreef Scandalous het volgende:
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Dat zou wel flauw zijn omdat het al oud is, en Chris Rock nam R Kelly vorig jaar al te grazen
"Olsen twins over here, R Kelly over there." ?
Michael Jackson, R. Kelly.... die aflevering...
misschien eens een hint geven aan de lokale kabelbedrijven gezamelijk bij deze?
dat zouden we vanaf nu moeten doen, misschien dat die hoge heren in het bestuur ineens besluiten om dat er eens bij te zetten
allemaal spammen naar je lokale kabelbedrijf
of dat UPC is , of kabelfoon , of weet ik wie, gewoon doen!
Straks is ie dus op MTV te bewonderen
Hij was er dus alleen om een optreden aan te kondigen
ik was er bij
Meer pics en verhalen
ik zag em alleen op tv hoor. maar toch. wel leuk om even echt "live" comedy central te kijken
quote:In Amerika was Dave in een promo voor de VMA's
""why u ask me now? i was just as funny in 1997, wut happen chris rock too busy?,"
"If u havin hostin problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 jobs and hostin aint one" "
quote:Heeft iemand "For what its worth" al gezien?Nog een stukje van de VMA preshow:
"The funniest thing he did on that show was on the pre-show. They interviewed him and then the guy doing the interview interrupted him and started going to another reporter. Dave stopped talking and then said, "Wait! Someone more famous than me just showed up." That was funnier than the "Que!?" (since he did that at his concert) and the stolen watches bit for Jay-Z "
tot die tijd kijk ik me dvdtjes van killing me softly en chappelle show geduldig .
quote:Geen DVD rips.Op vrijdag 17 september 2004 02:06 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
kheb de rips dus die is allang uit.
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=46556
Als je die niet gezien hebt. DOWNEN!!
quote:Pas in februari...laat menCHAPPELLE'S SHOW - SEASON TWO: UNCENSORED will be released on February 8, 2005. The third season of "Chappelles's Show" will debut on Wednesday, February 16 at 10:30 p.m.ET/PT
quote:FAN-TAS-TIES!!!!Op zondag 10 oktober 2004 19:46 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Hier kan je de Rick James skit downen:
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=46556
Als je die niet gezien hebt. DOWNEN!!
Hahahaha!!!! Echt goed ook dat de echte Rick James een integraal onderdeel is van de sketch!
Laters!!
AA
quote:Ik heb alleen dat gevonden, maar hij zal heus druk bezig zijn.Op dinsdag 30 november 2004 16:01 schreef GrootmeesterFlits het volgende:
Is er nu eigenlijk meer bekend over seizoen 3?
De druk van de eerste ep zal groot zijn omdat er torenhoge verwachtingen zijn .
quote:Nog later :
Star's illness delays 'Chappelle's Show'
Saturday, December 25, 2004
The third season of "Chappelle's Show," originally scheduled to premiere in February, has been pushed back to March or April. The late launch for the Emmy-nominated Comedy Central hit has been traced back to its star's health problems.
According to the New York Post, Dave Chappelle has been suffering from the flu and borderline pneumonia.
"Dave -- and his entire production crew for that matter -- got a bit of a late start on writing season three," Tony Fox, the executive vice president of corporate communications at Comedy Central, tells the Post. "We're behind on the writing. He was recently sick for more than a week. There had been a built-in hiatus in the production schedule for the holidays."
Fox continues, "We had about 10 days of production left, so we pushed that through the end of the holiday break to give him some time to recover and get some writing time in. We'll resume production in January, so we're not exactly sure what that means in terms of launch date."
After acquiring some cult stature in its first installment, "Chappelle's Show" became a hit during its second season this January.
Shooting halted, no reasons given
By MARISA GUTHRIE
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Work on Dave Chappelle's Comedy Central show has ended abruptly.
In a highly unusual and perplexing move, Comedy Central yesterday stopped production on its sketch comedy hit "Chappelle's Show."
The terse announcement came just three weeks before the third season of the popular series was to return to the air, ending a year-long stretch of reruns.
"Comedy Central has suspended production on the third season of 'Chappelle's Show' until further notice," officials said in a written statement released late yesterday. "All parties are optimistic that production will resume in the near future. The third season will not premiere on May 31 as originally scheduled."
A Comedy Central spokesman would not comment beyond the statement.
Chappelle's publicist was equally tight- lipped about the stunning announcement.
Fans have already endured a lengthy absence by the acerbic, politically incorrect comedian. The last original episode of the Chappelle's no-holds-barred sketch show aired May 4, 2004.
"Chappelle's Show" has been a bright spot on the Comedy Central schedule. Last year, the network renewed the show for two seasons, an unusual move in the cable world. The lucrative deal, worth a reported $50 million - a figure downplayed by Comedy Central insiders, called for 10 episodes each for seasons three and four.
That package, according to Comedy Central sources, includes large bonuses for Chappelle if his ratings rise, as well as a percentage of future DVD sales. The show averaged about 3 million viewers an episode in its first two seasons.
If Chappelle does go back to work, he stands to make plenty from those DVD sales. The first season of "Chappelle's Show" sold 2 million copies, raking in $44 million in retail sales and making the boxed set the best selling comedy title in DVD history.
Production on the third season had been underway since the beginning of the year. Tapings in front of live audiences were scheduled for today and Saturday. But no episodes are ready for air.
Separately, earlier this week, Comedy Central announced a slew of new late night programs for the coming season, including programs hosted by Adam Carolla, D.L. Hughley and "The Daily Shows'" Stephen Colbert.
May 5, 2005
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!schijt comedy central kijkcijferkanon van de buis halen en waarom
!Kutzooi
!05.16.2005 8:54 AM EDT
AWOL comedian tells Time stress led to disappearance.
Dave Chappelle (file)
Photo: Frazer Harrison
Two weeks after going AWOL from his Comedy Central show, comedian Dave Chappelle has finally spoken out about his flight to South Africa. Denying that he's in a mental health facility or that he is on drugs, Chappelle chalked his disappearance up to
"All that stuff about partying and taking crack is not true. Why do I live on a farm in Ohio? To support my partying lifestyle?" — Dave Chappelle
a combination of stress, creative angst over the ideas for his show, and the fact that he's sometimes a "difficult dude."
Speaking to Time magazine, Chappelle said, "I'm not crazy; I'm not smoking crack." But a week after the third season of his "Chappelle's Show" was postponed indefinitely, Chappelle said he's definitely feeling intense pressure and needed to escape to get his head together.
"I'm definitely stressed out," Chappelle said, explaining why he abruptly left the taping of his show in late April to go on a "spiritual retreat" in South Africa without notifying his agent, publicist or fans.
"There were things that overwhelmed me," he said. "But not in the way that people are saying. I haven't spent any of the money. All that stuff about partying and taking crack is not true. Why do I live on a farm in Ohio? To support my partying lifestyle?"
Chappelle said the pressure to live up to the unprecedented $50 million contract he signed with Comedy Central for two more seasons of the show has definitely led to some intense stress, which he felt he needed to escape from.
"Let me tell you the things I can do here which I can't at home: think, eat, sleep, laugh. I'm an introspective dude. I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. And I've been doing a lot of thinking here," explained Chappelle, described as "lucid and thoughtful" during a 90-minute interview.
"You hear so many voices jockeying for position in your mind that you want to make sure that you hear your own voice," Chappelle said. "So I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone — stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as the brakes."
Two weeks ago — and just a day after Comedy Central began promoting the anticipated May 31 debut of the series' third season — the channel announced that production on the show had been unexpectedly postponed (see "Production On 'Chappelle's Show' Suspended"). At the time, Chappelle's spokesperson did not provide any other information, saying only that both sides expected to resume taping at some point.
Then, last week, Entertainment Weekly reported that Chappelle had checked into a mental health facility in South Africa (see "Dave Chappelle Reportedly In Mental Health Facility "). In his interview with Time, however, the comedian denied that report. "I'm not in a mental facility," Chappelle, 31, said. He also denied a drug problem, but said he had a 40-minute consultation with a psychiatrist.
"If you don't have the right people around you, and you're moving at a million miles an hour, you can lose yourself," Chappelle said. "Everyone around me says, 'You're a genius, you're great, that's your voice,' but I'm not sure that they're right. ... You got to be careful of the company you keep. It's hard to know how much to say. One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change."
Though he'd heard other people talk about how fame can change you, Chappelle said he now knows firsthand how it not only changes your life, but also the lives of people around you. "You have to have people around you that you can trust and aren't just out for a meal ticket," he said.
Chappelle, who is staying with friends in Durban, South Africa, also chalked his flight up to dissatisfaction with the direction the show was going, saying, "I want to make sure I'm dancing and not shuffling. Whatever decisions I make right now I'm going to have to live with. Your soul is priceless." Because he felt the show's first two seasons had "a real spirit to them," Chappelle said he wants to make sure everything he does has a similar spirit.
Chappelle admitted that he's sometimes a "difficult kind of dude," and that when he left the show for the first time, in December, it was over similar "psychological" issues. At the time, his spokesperson said Chappelle was suffering from an intense bout of the flu. "I have trust issues," he said. "I saw some stuff in myself that I just didn't dig. ... There were some things about myself that I didn't like. People got to take inventory from time to time."
Speculation for the breakdown in the show's shooting schedule had also centered on creative tension between Chappelle and Comedy Central. But a network spokesperson denied any creative clashes last week and Comedy Central president Doug Herzog told Time that the racial-envelope-pushing comedian has "complete creative freedom" on the show. Chappelle also denied that Comedy Central was part of the problem.
His longtime writing partner, Neal Brennan, said if there were creative differences, they were not out of the ordinary and that, "By the numbers, this was the worst way to have done it. He couldn't think straight. It was fight or flight — and he chose flight."
Herzog — who said he recently finally saw a handful of the sketches Chappelle shot earlier this year which he thought were as funny as anything from the first two seasons — has told his staff that he doesn't believe the show will be back on the air in 2005.
"When I get back, [I hope] everything will be up and running, or we'll make other arrangements," said Chappelle, who did not give a timetable for when he might return to the U.S., or if he will return to producing the show when he does. "I don't know what the lay of the land is."
Chappelle said a number of prominent black entertainers have stepped up to offer advice — among them former Fugees singer Lauryn Hill — but it's the advice his father gave him when he decided to try comedy that has stuck in Chappelle's mind. "He said, 'Name your price before you get there. And if you ever find it's more expensive than what you're prepared to give, then get out.' "
— Gil Kaufman
Bron: MTV
Monday - December 5, 2005
A-Plus
If you were like this writer, you were devastated when the third season of Chappelle’s Show was cancelled.
Thankfully, Comedy Central has answered the prayers of the fans.
The third season (or what would’ve been) of Chappelle’s Show is set to air during the second quarter of next year. As of press time, there is no word on the content of the sketches.
For those of you who need your season three fix before the new year, don’t worry, Comedy Central has y’all covered too.
On December 11, unseen footage from season three will air on Comedy Central’s Last Laugh at 9 p.m.
In addition to Chappelle’s Show sketches, the year-in-review show will feature several comedians, sketches from other shows and new segments from Jon Stewart, Andy Dick and Earthquake.
quote:damn dat is al redelijk oud, heb die eps al 1,5-2 maanden terug gezien.Op maandag 27 maart 2006 23:55 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Hij zit nu bij Oprah om zijn verhaal om zijn verhaal te doen
Maar er komt waarschijnlijk weer een season 3
. Elke donderdag om 11 uur quote:Jammer dat het nu iets voor de massa wordt.....
Maarja daarnaast zullen veel mensen het toch niet snappen.......
Iemand chappelle nog gezien bij oprah laatst hij gaf uitleg waarom ie zomaar naar Z-afrika was gepeerd
?quote:Het werd 'm allemaal te veel enzo, maar je moet maar de eps downloaden via de bekende kanalenOp vrijdag 31 maart 2006 16:18 schreef MMaRsu het volgende:
Denk dat ze wel bij Season 1 beginnen ja...En nee heb die aflevering van Oprah niet gezien, waarom was ie hem zomaar naar Z-Afrika gepeerd dan?
Black white supremacist
kijken!
quote:Ik blijf ze wel van tijd tot tijd kijken. De ep met Rick James heb ik makkelijk een stuk of 5 keer gekeken.Op donderdag 6 april 2006 23:38 schreef MMaRsu het volgende:
Heb het helaas moeten missen, maar gelukkig heb ik ze allang gezien
"I'm bleeeeding"
En al die Lil John skits....
.........ow en btw:
quote:Dat was idd geniaalOp donderdag 6 april 2006 23:13 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Ep1, nu bezig...
Black white supremacist
quote:kenker, net gemist. Nouja, volgende keer maar kijken. Amerikaanse comedians zijn echt master. Conan o'brien met triumphOp dinsdag 28 maart 2006 07:34 schreef MMaRsu het volgende:
Heb ook al bijna eps gezien, maar ik wou hier ff mededelen dat The Box over 8 dagen begint met uitzenden van de Chapelle show
. Ben wel benieuwd naar chappelle, nog nooit gezien...I'm Rick James bitch
quote:
[ Bericht 12% gewijzigd door Mike op 11-07-2006 00:21:55 ]
"It was torture, straight torture son.
First he put my nuts on the dresser...
It was crazy, just my nuts!
And then he banged them shits with a spiked bat
Like blaoooow!!
Then, he sewed my asshole shut
Kept feedin me, and feedin me and feedin me!
This all took place in the slums of Shaolin
It was the RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Raekwon the Chef
U-God, Inspectah Deck and of course the Method Man"
"The victim also said that at one point during the altercation
Method Man put a hanger on the stove and left it for like fourty minutes
And then he stuck it in his ass real slow.... Tsssssssssssssshhhhhh"
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Wu-Tang-Clan/Method-Man.html
http://www.comedycentral.(...)eos/lost/index.jhtml
I'm rich biyooch!!!
Hij is masterlijk.
quote:YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!Op maandag 10 april 2006 18:39 schreef stukovich het volgende:
Rick James is ook geweldig, en "Moment In The Life Of Lil Jon" is ook geweldig
WHAAAAAT?!!