Beavis & Butthead are back!

Spanish teacher: "Señor Butthead, ¿cómo es Juan?"
Butthead: "Uh, burritos?"
Spanish teacher: "No, no, no. ¿Cómo es Juan? ¿Cómo es Juan?"
Butthead: "Uh, guacamole."
Spanish teacher: "No, no. Señor Beavis, ¿cómo es Juan?"
Beavis: "Um, spaghetti!" Butthead: "Spaghetti?"
Spanish teacher: "Spaghetti? That's Italian, you moron! Dammit! You two idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year, and the only Spanish you know is what you get from Taco Bell. And even Beavis can't get that right. I'm gonna give you two little bastards ten seconds to say a sentence in Spanish, and if you don't, you're both going to the principal's office and you're both flunking. [pause] I'm waiting."
Butthead: "Uh, poroforaquanor, Rico Suave."
Spanish Teacher: "Principal's office, now!"
Beavis: "Eh, Taco Supreme."
Spanish Teacher: "Get out!"

Store clerk: "Hey, you gonna pay for that?"
Butthead: "I guess."
Store clerk: "Yeah, you guessed right!"
Butthead: "Oh yeah? What do I win?"

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Op vrijdag 27 februari 2004 12:30 schreef Lamer_Deluxe het volgende:

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Store clerk: "Hey, you gonna pay for that?"
Butthead: "I guess."
Store clerk: "Yeah, you guessed right!"
Butthead: "Oh yeah? What do I win?"

huh huh huh huh huh huh cool huh huh huh huh huh huh

Customer: Are your shakes made with real milk and ice cream? Or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff?
Beavis: Yeah. Huh, huh, huh, huh.
Customer: What do you mean? Yeah, you use the shake mix, or yeah, you use the real stuff?
Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
Customer: Let me talk to the manager.
Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.

"Whoa. Is this like the weather channel?" "Yeah, eh heh heh, the forecast is partially cool."

"Tattoos are cool." "Yeah, I wish I was born with one." "You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy."

"Drums, guitar and Death. They finally got it right."

"This is like a James Bond movie." "Yeah. They need that short guy, HandJob." "Heh heh heh, you said 'Job'."

Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?

Dallas Grimmes: 10 grand! I'll double it if you go back and do him.
Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way!
Beavis: I don't know, Butt-head. It is a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick.

Beavis: I poop too much.
Little Old Lady: You might be lactose intolerant.
Beavis: No, I poop too much.

"These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes." (about Kiss)

"These guys are pretty cool - even though they're sixty." (about Aerosmith)

"You're a man? Eh heh heh, I don't think so." "He's not even a boy." (about Boy George video)

"I hate words." "Words suck." "If I wanted to read, I'd go to school."

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat." "Whow! You're pretty smart, Beavis."

"I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say anything." "Yeah, I usually kick them in the 'nads and they say something. Usually it's ooh...unh...aahh."

"Try the morphine, it's excellent today."

Pantera mow the lawn!

Excuse me sir, is this a Goddamn?

Beavis: "Aah, Is this Nicaragua? I Will take this land for my bunghole! Long live the mighty Bunghole! My people, they have been without tp. No man should be without tp."

Butthead: "huh huh, The Boiler Room."
Beavis: "I had a boil on my butt once"

Beavis\Cornholio (aan de telefoon met Norad),
General: "Mr. President, what are your orders?"
Beavis: "I order you to surrender your tp!"

Beavis: "We're gonna get laid, then get money to buy a bigscreen TV.. huh huh... with two remotes!"

"Loogies Rule!"

1 maart pas

wat moet ik tot die tijd doen

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/loxwood/38/bunghol2.wav

nooit van gehoord

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Op vrijdag 27 februari 2004 11:51 schreef MacEddie het volgende:

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I need tipi for my bunghole

Nah klopt niet het is TP jawel (toilet paper).

VET

Fantastisch.

Ik hoop dat ik het niet vergeet.

ALL RIGHT!!! Betekent het dat ze gaan herhalen of komen er nieuwe? Ik hoop maar dat ze geen irritante Nederlandsche ondertiteling gebruiken (dat zuigt, aarskever).
Ik zou graag Prank Call weer es willen zien

Butthead is toch tegenwoordig jurylid bij idols?

whaaa dit is vet nieuws!!

Die 2 zijn echt zooo vet he

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Op vrijdag 27 februari 2004 13:07 schreef Lamer_Deluxe het volgende:
"These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes." (about Kiss)

:D

Geweldig

Besef overigens ook even dit:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/chriskemp1.html

Hij bestaat echt!

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