Chris from Australia :)

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Bill Gates - Heaven or Hell ?

"Well, Bill," said Saint Peter, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to allow you into Heaven or to send you to Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks Saint Peter. What's the difference between the two?"

Saint Peter said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"

To which Saint Peter replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.

Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "Saint Peter, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said Saint Peter.

Two weeks later, Saint Peter decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going.

He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked Saint Peter.

Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh, THAT!" said Saint Peter. "That was the screen saver."

Great !

FOK have a section called "Feedback" and so I give them feedback, that I don't like the new greys and that I find it difficult to read, so what do they do? They go and lock my post ! I prefer the look of FOK before the change and what is wrong with saying that ?

Someone explain to me why my post was locked ?

FOK looks AWFUL !!!!

And fourthly go FOK yourself!

There was no justifiable reason to lock my feedback post!