De GPD-topic [deel CXCVI] - Kei gezellig!

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 13:29 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Waarom niet dan??

Als het zo is zie je het toch ook??

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 13:51 schreef PaarsePaashaas het volgende:

je postgemiddelde wordt over al die jaren berekend, als ik dan een maandje 100ppd maak, zie je dat niet echt terug daarin

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> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH :
> 1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking
> them.
> 2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their
> beer.
> 3. a. You can legally kill yourself
> b. You can legally be killed
> 4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
> 5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks
> Copenhagen
> is your capital.....
> 6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a
> national tradition.
> 7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
> 8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and
> still
> you've never seen your neighbours.
> 9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started,
> blame
> the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
> 10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN :
> 1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them
> intelligibly.
> 2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your
> country.
> 3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
> 4. You are either
> a.like the Dutch, just less efficient
> b.like the French, just less romantic
> c.like the Germans
> 5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.
> 6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and
> French and
> they make fun of you.
> 7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
> 8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
> 9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-
> offenders
> 10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :
> 1.
> 2.
> 3.
> 4.
> 5.
> 6.
> 7.
> 8.
> 9.
> 10.
>
> Give them a second chance :
> 1. Oktoberfest.
> 2. Oktoberfest-beer.
> 3. BMW.
> 4. VW.
> 5. Audi.
> 6. Mercedes.
> 7. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to
> jail
> in any other country of the world.
> 8. You do not have to learn German as a foreign language.
> 9. You think Sauerkraut is delicious.
> 10. Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law
> (yet).
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :
> 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
> 2. Warm beer.
> 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
> 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
> 5. Union jack underpants.
> 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
> 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world
> power.
> 8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
> 9. Ditto changing underwear.
> 10. Beats being Welsh.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH :
> 1. You ain't English!
> 2. You ain't English!
> 3. You ain't English!
> 4. You ain't English!
> 5. You ain't English!
> 6. You ain't English!
> 7. You ain't English!
> 8. You ain't English!
> 9. You ain't English!
> 10. You ain't English!
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH :
> 1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH :
> 1. Guinness.
> 2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
> 3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
> 4. Pubs never close.
> 5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican
> Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have
> sex with a condom on.
> 6. No one can ever remember the night before.
> 7. Kill people you don't agree with.
> 8. Stew.
> 9. More Guinness.
> 10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the
> morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH :
> 1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
> 2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time
> 3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
> 4. If there's a war you can surrender really early.
> 5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films
> on
> Channel 4.
> 6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's
> countries.
> 7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
> 8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street
> humiliating your sense of national pride.
> 9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
> 10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :
> 1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
> 2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it.
> 3. You can call Budweiser beer.
> 4. You can be a crook and still be president.
> 5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
> 6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
> 7. You get to be really obese.
> 8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and
> nobody
> seems to care.
> 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
> 10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN :
> 1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.
> 2. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.
> 3. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24
> hour
> ozone-hole radiation the other half.
> 4. You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.
> 5. You can go skiing in your knickers.
> 6. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.
> 7. You have to be a woman to get anywhere.
> 8. You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing - its
> fairly spacious.
> 9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about
> killing polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you.
> 10. You can actually get bored with blondes.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN :
> 1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.
> 2. Unembarrassed to wear fur.
> 3. No need to worry about tax returns.
> 4. Glorious military history prior to 400BC.
> 5. Can wear sunglasses inside.
> 6. Political stability.
> 7. Flexible working hours.
> 8. Live near the Pope.
> 9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.
> 10. Country run by Sicilian murderers.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :
> 1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
> 2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
> 3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.
> 4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
> 5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real
> thing.
> 6. Honesty.
> 7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid,
> tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
> 8. You get to eat bull's testicles.
> 9. Gibraltar.
> 10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN :
> 1. Chicken Madras.
> 2. Lamb Passanda.
> 3. Onion Bhaji.
> 4. Bombay Potato.
> 5. Chicken Tikka Masala.
> 6. Rogan Josh.
> 7. Popadoms.
> 8. Chicken Dopiaza.
> 9. Kingfisher lager.
> 10. Aggravate everyone else by shaking your head when talking.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :
> 1. It beats being an American.
> 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital
> to the ground.
> 3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
> 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital
> to the ground.
> 5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a
> canoe?
> 6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her
> popularity ratings will rise.
> 7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital
> to the ground.
> 8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in
> their skins.
> 9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
> 10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
> capital to the ground.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN :
> 1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bar steward that no
> civilized nation on earth wanted.
> 2. Fosters Lager.
> 3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000
> years because you think it belongs to you.
> 4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.
> 5. Tact and sensitivity.
> 6. Bondi Beach.
> 7. Other beaches.
> 8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.
> 9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
> 10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the
> beach.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GREEK :
> 1. You get to shout about your culture although the only real
> culture most Greeks have is what is growing between their toes.
> 2. The police is even more corrupt than the criminals they are
> supposed to be chasing.
> 3. You can blow your nose in the street by pinching it between the
> thumb and forefinger and trumpeting forth without everyone around
> wretching their stomach contents up at the sight.
> 4. Old women can sport moustaches.
> 5. Young women can sport moustaches.
> 6. Men can be hairier than the average grizzly bear and not get
> put in a zoo.
> 7. You get to call the bouzouki a musical instrument when the rest
> of the world sees it as an instrument of torture.
> 8. You are the only nation to have lost its marbles and still
> wants to let everyone else around the world know about it
> 9. Ridiculous bureaucracy.
> 10. Nana Mouskouri and Demis Roussos.
>
>
>
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als er toch al een deel 9 is mag je volgens mij concluderen dat Het middel niet bestaat

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:05 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
Het middel tegen puistjes deel 9

als er toch al een deel 9 is mag je volgens mij concluderen dat Het middel niet bestaat

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:15 schreef Cynic het volgende:
Ik ga hamburgers bakken, mijn middel tegen puistjes

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:17 schreef SuperWeber het volgende:

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Right...

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:18 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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goed middel

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:21 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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Left ...

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Jeh...

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 13:57 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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> 9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about
> killing polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:26 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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rare jongens die noren !

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:27 schreef SuperWeber het volgende:

Daar schaats ik altijd op...

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:27 schreef SuperWeber het volgende:

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Daar schaats ik altijd op...

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:28 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

JaJa en jij schaats altijd

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:29 schreef Tierce het volgende:

Was er int begin van de GPD-dagen niet een frollie-project van Weber dat met schaatsen te maken had??

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:29 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Was er int begin van de GPD-dagen niet een frollie-project van Weber dat met schaatsen te maken had??

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Dat hoef je niet op te zoeken...

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:33 schreef SuperWeber het volgende:
Jeh...

Dat hoef je niet op te zoeken...

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:34 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Schaatsen op rare noren...

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:37 schreef SuperWeber het volgende:

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Op dinsdag 27 januari 2004 14:40 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Bosbeetle op 27-01-2004 14:48]