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  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:12:40 #1
16456 Kwark
Great Jorb!
pi_16049424
Dit vind ik een van de beste, mooiste, raakste teksten over sex ooit geschreven
ook omdat ik mezelf erin herken :

Venus as a boy - Björk

his wicked sense of humour
suggests exciting sex
his fingers focus on her
touches, he's venus as a boy

he believes in beauty
he's venus as a boy

he's exploring
the taste of her
arousal
so accurate
he sets off
the beauty in her
he's venus as a boy

he believes in beauty
he's venus as a boy

___

Plaats hier jullie favoriete teksten over sex!

Oh ja, en: haha, "verrek er zit een lul in mijn bek" en dat soort shit is niet grappig

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quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:12 schreef Kwark het volgende:

Oh ja, en: haha, "verrek er zit een lul in mijn bek" en dat soort shit is niet grappig


sorry maar ik moest wel lachen om die zin

verek er zit een lul in me bek

haha heb je dat zelf vezonne?

  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:15:29 #3
51849 nXn
Fueled By Bawls
pi_16049507
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:12 schreef Kwark het volgende:
Dit vind ik een van de beste, mooiste, raakste teksten over sex ooit geschreven
ook omdat ik mezelf erin herken :

Venus as a boy - Björk

his wicked sense of humour
suggests exciting sex
his fingers focus on her
touches, he's venus as a boy

he believes in beauty
he's venus as a boy

he's exploring
the taste of her
arousal
so accurate
he sets off
the beauty in her
he's venus as a boy

he believes in beauty
he's venus as a boy

___

Plaats hier jullie favoriete teksten over sex!

Oh ja, en: haha, "verrek er zit een lul in mijn bek" en dat soort shit is niet grappig


MOET dit??
Zeg Maar Niets, Dan Klink Je Wel Zo Intelligent....
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:16:42 #5
51849 nXn
Fueled By Bawls
pi_16049537
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:16 schreef indahnesia.com het volgende:
I'm horny, horny horny horny....


Zeg Maar Niets, Dan Klink Je Wel Zo Intelligent....
pi_16049539
Pijpen, beffen wippen lekker naaien
Neuken trekken dikke tieten graaien
enz...

Van de dikke lul band. Is immers ook een liedje.

  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:16:57 #7
16456 Kwark
Great Jorb!
pi_16049544
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:15 schreef jaspah het volgende:

[..]

sorry maar ik moest wel lachen om die zin

verek er zit een lul in me bek

haha heb je dat zelf vezonne?


Dikke Lul Band
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:15 schreef nXn het volgende:
MOET dit??
Ja
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  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:17:27 #8
45530 Mistix
Twenty Something
pi_16049559
als ik je kut lik ruik ik je kont
als ik je kont lik proef ik stront
je moet je beter wassen na het poepen en het plassen
wat is dit voor een grap?
mn lul hangt helemaal slap

2x

  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:17:43 #9
16456 Kwark
Great Jorb!
pi_16049562
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:16 schreef GSMboy het volgende:
Pijpen, beffen wippen lekker naaien
Neuken trekken dikke tieten graaien
enz...

Van de dikke lul band. Is immers ook een liedje.


*zucht*

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  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:18:05 #10
61387 ne0n
Geile Beer.
pi_16049577
o wat geil. not
Proud Supporter of Royal Antwerp F.C. !
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:18:53 #11
45460 Pearly
Mi Na Pritpangi
pi_16049603
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:16 schreef indahnesia.com het volgende:
I'm horny, horny horny horny....


Hé??? tis toch : "I, am 'so horny.I, I, am so horny
gehhehehe ...
Vanishing like a thought brushing up against a sigh ....... vanishing like a cyan sunday ..........
pi_16049605
maar word je ook geil van die songtekst ofzo dan?
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:19:00 #13
45530 Mistix
Twenty Something
pi_16049607
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:18 schreef ne0n het volgende:
o wat geil. not
en je bent nog wel een geile beer.
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:19:08 #14
61387 ne0n
Geile Beer.
pi_16049611
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:17 schreef Mistix het volgende:
als ik je kut lik ruik ik je kont
als ik je kont lik proef ik stront
je moet je beter wassen na het poepen en het plassen
wat is dit voor een grap?
mn lul hangt helemaal slap

2x


LOLOLOLOL
Proud Supporter of Royal Antwerp F.C. !
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:19:28 #15
61387 ne0n
Geile Beer.
pi_16049626
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:19 schreef Mistix het volgende:

[..]

en je bent nog wel een geile beer.


jah.. 'zeg' ik
Proud Supporter of Royal Antwerp F.C. !
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:19:31 #16
7744 DJ_Scuff
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
pi_16049628
ben je geil of wil je 'n koekje?
ik vouw m'n handen samen en doe m'n ogen dicht,
en bid dat na het amen m'n gehaktbal er nog ligt...
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:20:31 #17
16456 Kwark
Great Jorb!
pi_16049654
Nevermind
Slot
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  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:20:39 #18
43509 Eksteroog
pijnlijk maar mooi.
pi_16049658
Lizas had enough of men,
She says she won't get burnt again,
She says they don't know how to fuck,
Her last boyfriend the schmuck,
Shared with her a nice disease,
Kept her passive on her knees,
Till one day she took his car,
And drove into the city.

Liza had put down a few when she met a girl named Lou,
Who convinced her to go home with her,
She said MY NAME'S LOUISE,
And would you take your clothes off please,
I want to take you to the moon and back,
So get on your back.
With a flip of the tongue she made her laugh,
She made her dance,
She made her scream,
She was happy for the first time,
And you know she wanted MORE!

Now with her legs spread wider,
She needed to have Louise inside her,
She said I'll never forget the first time you kissed me,
Now I want you to fist me,
Louise didn't need a second invitation,
She knew just what to do,
Yeah she knew just what to do.

Liza had cum a few times before,
But she ain't never even seen the door,
Into the world of pleasures of the flesh,
She felt just like 16,
And her life before now was a dream,
Or even a nightmere that's over and done,
Just like warm heakin' rays shinin' from the sun,
They made her laugh,
They made her dance,
They made her scream,
And you know she wanted more.

verwar mij niet met raven.
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:21:11 #19
61387 ne0n
Geile Beer.
pi_16049674
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:19 schreef DJ_Scuff het volgende:
ben je geil of wil je 'n koekje?
koekje
Proud Supporter of Royal Antwerp F.C. !
pi_16049676
kijk! een ontopic post
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:21:52 #21
45530 Mistix
Twenty Something
pi_16049701
*nomineert voor topic van de minuut
pi_16049731
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:21 schreef Mistix het volgende:
*nomineert voor topic van de minuut
*award uitreikt voor topic van de minuut
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:23:39 #23
45530 Mistix
Twenty Something
pi_16049759
opgelost...

slotje

pi_16049794
Burbujas de Amor - Juan Luis Guerra

Vrij vertaald:

Quisiera ser un pez - Ik zou graag willen zijn als een vis
En tu pecera - In jouw vissenkom
Y hacer burbujas de amor - En luchtbellen van liefde maken
Por donde quiera, - Voor waar lief te hebben
Ąoh! pasar la noche en vela - Oh, en een slapeloze nacht door te brengen
Mojado en ti - Nat in jou

  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:25:03 #25
7744 DJ_Scuff
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
pi_16049804
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:20 schreef Kwark het volgende:
Nevermind
Slot
Dit was een kansloos topic, dat had je kunnen voorzien.
ik vouw m'n handen samen en doe m'n ogen dicht,
en bid dat na het amen m'n gehaktbal er nog ligt...
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:27:03 #26
16456 Kwark
Great Jorb!
pi_16049880
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:25 schreef DJ_Scuff het volgende:

[..]

Dit was een kansloos topic, dat had je kunnen voorzien.


Ik dacht dat alle vijftienjarige kutpubertjes inmiddels wel in hun bedje zouden liggen .
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  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:27:12 #27
42636 TheSeeker_NL
Damn fine coffee
pi_16049886
peaches. ?
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:27:17 #28
24054 search64
Avec le grande
pi_16049888
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:18 schreef Pearly het volgende:

[..]

Hé??? tis toch : "I, am 'so horny.I, I, am so horny
gehhehehe ...


Nee, het is "Ow, me so horny" komt uit Full Metal Jacket die sample.
"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man."
pi_16049901
Ik zoek naar een lief schaapje,
ja daar zie ik er een staan,
ik besluip haar van achter
heb mijn laarzen aan.
dan pak ik beide poten
ik ruik eens aan haar aars
die is als lekker nat
ik stop haar poten in mijn laars

Want ik ga schapen neuken!
Schapen neuken,schapen neuken
is fijn (x2)

Als ik penetreer dan
kijkt het schaapje achterom
het mekkert dan lekkerrrrr
want een schaap dat is niet dom
het schaapje lachte vredig
ik spuit het helemaal vol
en s nachts kruip ik tevreden
onder de schapenwol

Want ik ga schapen neuken!
Schapen neuken,schapen neuken
is fijn (x2)

Meuhmeuhmeuhmeuh (x10)

Want ik ga schapen neuken!Schapen neuken,schapen neuken
is fijn (x2)

pi_16049948
schapen neuken


ontiegelijk geil nummer

wod der hemaal horny van zeg

pi_16049963
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:30:00 #32
7744 DJ_Scuff
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
pi_16049971
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:27 schreef Kwark het volgende:

[..]

Ik dacht dat alle vijftienjarige kutpubertjes inmiddels wel in hun bedje zouden liggen .


Vannacht om 3.00 uur reageren ze nog zo hoor.
ik vouw m'n handen samen en doe m'n ogen dicht,
en bid dat na het amen m'n gehaktbal er nog ligt...
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:31:56 #33
36647 KapiteinRuigbaard
Kom maar Kitty Kitty Breezah!
pi_16050028
LL Cool J - Doin' It

Intro: LL Cool J

Mmmm yeah (mmmmm) check it out baby
Make it hot... then we drop it
(oooooooh!) Uh, yeah
(oooooooh!) Uptown, you know how we do it
Yeah you know
Make it hot

Verse One:

[LL Cool J]
It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft
[LeShaun]
I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain
[LL Cool J]
So what cha sayin, I get my swerve on, bring it live
Make it last forever, damn the kitty cat's tight
[LeShaun]
Mmm... daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck nigga Mandingo in a sec
Who ain't afraid to pull my hair and spank me from the back
[LL Cool J]
No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about
[LeShaun]
But do you really think that you can work it out
[LL Cool J]
I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out
Here comes the man of steel

Chorus: LeShaun, LL Cool J

[LeShaun] Doin it and doin it and doin it well (3X)
[LL Cool J] I respresent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn

{repeat 2x}

Verse Two:

[LL Cool J]
I'm in the mix now, searching for the right spot
To hit now, get down
[LeShaun]
Damn my lover dig down, you use a rubber?
[LL Cool J]
Damn right
[LeShaun]
You are my lover
[LL Cool J]
All night
[LeShaun]
The putty good to you? Word to momma
[LL Cool J]
Man tight
The only thing left to do is climax
Let's make it last
[LeShaun]
Word we ain't goin out like that
All this time you've been telling that you was a Don
[LL Cool J]
I tried to warn you girl you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on
[LeShaun]
Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back
[LL Cool J]
You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live nigga like it girl?
[LeShaun]
Nice and wet
We get it To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large
How a big girl like it Daddy?
[LL Cool J]
Nice and hard
Safe sexin it, flexin it, gettin that affectionate
Chewin it, oohin it, all while we're doin it

Chorus (repeat 2X)

Verse Three:

[LL Cool J]
Baby, I wanna hit it in the worst way
[LeShaun]
Make it hot
[LL Cool J]
Schemin on the ass since the first day
[LeShaun]
Don't stop
Damn I love it when you talk like that
Make it bounce sugar
[LL Cool J]
Long as you can bounce me back
More flesh than the Greek Fest
[LeShaun]
Roll up the sess
[LL Cool J]
Pass the Hennessee
[LeShaun]
Put my body to the test
Wait wait daddy many niggaz ago
I was a young girl listening to how you flow
Now's my chance to hit you off daddy I'm grown
From the back, from the side
[LL Cool J]
Right, I'm in the zone
One of a kind when it's time to do mine
Camcorder and the whole shit
[LeShaun]
Press rewind
Let it flow on the screen while we puffs the L
Layin back in the cut while we're under the spell
[LL Cool J]
Word life, I like the way the ep went down
Go to sleep, tomorrow I'll take you back downtown
We'll be

Chorus (repeat 3X)

Knapen die varen willen moeten mannen met baarden zijn
pi_16050060
potentiel geil topic!

nu gaat dit 15jarige pubertje werken daag

  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:32:59 #35
12761 Major_Star
 ik een eikel?
pi_16050064
Listen - Sophie B. Hawkins


Listen I love the way life screwed up the way
you're looking at me
I love your face
Listen, I don't mind a temper
But baby, I can't chew my supper
I can't even swallow water
I'm all filled up
With my sweet disorder
And I'm about ready to take my elbows off this table
I'm about ready to take this whole world all inside
I'm about ready
To cry

I'm gonna turn you on
You're gonna set me free
I'm gonna make you come
You're gonna live with me

And all the ways I twirl my hair
And all the ways I tie my shoe
I walk away to make you care
I shimmy back to you
Oh darling love is real
That's why it seems insane
'Cause all these things we feel
Comes down like pouring rain
And when I say your name
I'm gonna turn you on

don't kill the piano player
  Moderator woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:35:55 #36
18653 crew  D.
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2 Live Crew

Me So Horny

[What'll we get for ten dollars?]
[Every 'ting you want]
[Everything?]
[Every 'ting]
[Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!]
[Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!]
[Ooohh!]

Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
* D.Rose love you long time!

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 3: Brother Marquis
You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.

Chorus

Breakdown(4x):
[Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!]

Chorus

Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice
It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

Breakdown (repeated till end of track):
[Fuckie suckie]
* D.Rose fuckie suckie

  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:36:08 #37
43509 Eksteroog
pijnlijk maar mooi.
pi_16050156
Sisqo-
Hold up
So what you're saying is, oh
(Niggas got me pissed like Lil' Kim)
You want to get freaky again, aright
A-ooh-ah-ooh
Oh, oh, ohhhhh

Lil' Kim-
I've been a lot of places
Seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fucked with different races
A white dude his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the morning
And called his girl up and told her we was boning
Puertorican papi, he used to be Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

Sisqo-
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(I've got to know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Lil' Kim-
This verse goes out to my niggas in jail
Beating their dicks to the double X-L
Magazine, you like how I look in the aqua green?
Get your Vaseline
Grow some weave with some tissue and close your eyes
And imagine your tongue between my thighs

*Moans

Baby open up cell block eight
Alright nigga that's enough

Stop, look and listen
Get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard start fights in the yard
I'm hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggas do anything for a Lil' Kim poster
Eses, bloods, Crips, all the thugs up north in the hole
They all wanna know

Sisqo-
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, ohhhh)

Lil' Kim-
If you driving in the street hold on to your seat
Niggas grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Shoom!)
That's me the nightrider
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street gotta keep the heat
Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings
Sitting pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 AM I'm on the way to club
After three bottles I'll be ready to fuck
Some niggas even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors
High-class taste niggas got to spend paper
Lick me right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like its rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

Sisqo-
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, ohhhh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Let me know, let me know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Baby tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?

verwar mij niet met raven.
pi_16050267
RHCP - Sex Rap:
Time to swing a little melody
To make you all feel something sexually
And now we're gonna get it on in the groove
The groove that makes those smooth hips move
We are pumpin' that drivin' bad rythm
To make those pretty little pussy lips schism
Kissum kissum kissum

In the mind is one design
To make you feel fine
Suckin' on mine with a 69
I'm inclined to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck your brains out
For the moment, come on now, make her shout
Pump that leman 'till it pouts

Open your legs to the sensual sound
With the beauty of the beat on your pretty wet mound
I can tell you're like a horny bloodhound
Feel the bass, hug the ground
Just drop your knees and come unbound
And now you make your mouth to get on down

Our lust for notes will boil your blood
When they slither and slide on under your hood
Makin' me shoot my power packed pud
Like a wild lady lovin' a viable stud
Because of what is know as a juicy wet pud
Gettin' it gettin' it gettin' it good

In my head, as a hellified hum
I take to rubbin' her on the bum
Adjust the lips some on the tongue
With my thumb i strum her plum
Start to make her orgasm
Tastes a little bit like, ooh, how rum

Well I like to make her cum
To the rythm of the drums
Make cum, make cum, cum

RHCP - Sexy Mexican Maid:

hair so smooth, black as coal
aw baby the way you sway
you wear the dress so very blue
that you take my blues away
she comes and goes that i know
she cums at least once a day
i can't resist i kiss your lips
you're my sexy mexican maid

let me please get on my knees
i come alone

when i wake up in the morn
she greets me where i lay
i look outside to find it's a bright and sunny day
so serene she gives to me my toast and marmalade
what more can i say she's my sexy mexican maid

let me please get on my knees

she puts me in a bubble bath
she tickles me and i laugh
she washes me until i'm clean
then she does a little sexy dance
happy to feel my hand go slap
upon her sexy ass
we make fun so very slow
then we make it very fast

let me please get on my knees
oh let me please


RHCP - sir psyco sexy
(tekst nie gevonden)
maar zeker de moeite waard
verder veelplezier

noooo!
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:43:54 #39
7744 DJ_Scuff
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
pi_16050394
John Valby - Skeeter On My Peter

(Chorus)
There's a skeeter on my peter wackin' of
(wackin' of)
There's a skeeter on my peter wackin' of
(wackin' of)
There's a dozen on my cousin
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's skeeter on my peter wackin' of

I was playin' with my one eyed trouser worm
When i shot a wad that blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better
It hit my Irish Setter
While my mom was combing out his hair

(Chorus)

I was desperate and i only had five bucks
So the whore i got was ugly fat and old
I wouldn't have been willin'
Without some pennicillin'
Luckily her twat was full of mould

(Chorus)

ik vouw m'n handen samen en doe m'n ogen dicht,
en bid dat na het amen m'n gehaktbal er nog ligt...
pi_16050471

Refrein(2x):
FACE DOWN ASS UP!
THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!

1:
I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night
Do the crazy thing while I fuck all night
I make her do things like nothing before
And when I'm done, she'll always be sore
From the things I do when I'm fuckin'
And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin'
A double team with a friend of mine
Luke's in front and I'm behind
Just ridin' you like a pony
While you suck my dick, makin' me horny
Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions
Prop your ass up and freak the pushin'And when
I cum, you'll hear me roar
I'll treat any bitch like a whore
'Cause it's the way I like to fuck
It's face down and ass up!

Refrein

2:
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck
I like the butt, it's my favorite position
I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya
Marquis, a raw dick motherfucker
Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers
Dick-tricks, go round and round
Grip it with your pussy, go up and down
I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out
I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out
So when you're naked, down on all fours
You better make sure that you get yours
'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya
I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!

Refrein

3:
OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:
Lemme hear you say,
"Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

OK ladies, I got one for y'all!
Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

All the ladies lemme hear you say
"Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:48:38 #41
19242 yavanna
Results may vary.
pi_16050535
Another Level

Freak me


Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Baby don't you understand I wanna be your nasty man?
I wanna make your body scream, then you will know just what I mean
24 carat gold I want the night to grow cold

I wanna lick you up and down and then I wanna lay you down come on sexy
Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

I love the taste of whipped cream spread it on the top of me
You know I cant resist you girl
Ill fly you all around the world
I wanna see your body drip come on let me take a sip
To calm what you cherish most
Cause were not about to brag and boast

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

~Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.~
  woensdag 7 januari 2004 @ 21:49:00 #42
54997 Posdnous
Moslima-knuffelaar
pi_16050547
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:12 schreef Kwark het volgende:
Venus as a boy - Björk
prachtig nummer.
When it comes to being Plug 1, it's just me, myself and I
pi_16050969
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:29 schreef jaspah het volgende:
[afbeelding]
'Paul McCartney krijgt een award van niemand minder dan Bono' - Beau van Erven Dorens.
http://www.last.fm/user/spacemangraig
pi_16051363
Simply Red - The Right Thing

In the middle of the night, when the time is right
Sexily right, I'm gonna do the right thing
Gonna move you slow, much harder though
Sexily so, I'm gonna do the right thing
Feelin' hot, I ain't never gonna stop
To get what you got, you better take what I bring
Feel it now, much harder now
More than any old how, say you feel the pain

Feel I'm getting harder now, get off your back four
Get on top more owww!
Feel I'm sinking farther down, get off your back four
Get on top more

I told you to stop, "You're sleeping out a lot"
You told me get lost, where's your understanding
I feel it now much harder than I've ever done now
I'd better do the right thing

I'm gonna do the right thing
I'm gonna do the right thing

Feel I'm getting harder now, get off your back four
Get on top more owww!
Feel I'm sinking farther down, get off your back four
Get on top more

In the middle of the night, when the time is right
Sexily right, I'm gonna do the right thing
Gonna move you slow, much harder than I've ever done now
I'm gonna do the right thing

I'm gonna do the right thing
I'm gonna do the right thing

I'm on fire
I'm on fire
You know I told you that I would never dream of leaving
If I did it right
I'm gonna do the right thing

pi_16052245
The Doors - Backdoor man

Wha, yeah!
C'mon, yeah
Yeah, c'mon, yeah
Yeah, c'mon
Oh, yeah, ma
Yeah, I'm a backdoor man
I'm a backdoor man
The men don't know
But the little girl understand
Hey, all you people that tryin' to sleep
I'm out to make it with my midnight dream, yeah
'Cause I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girls understand
All right, yeah
You men eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken
Than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah
I'm a backdoor man, wha
The men don't know
But the little girl understand
Well, I'm a backdoor man
I'm a backdoor man
Whoa, baby, I'm a backdoor man
The men don't know
But the little girls understand

Vet nummer.

Superfly.
pi_16052393
"She said I'll never forget the first time you kissed me,
Now I want you to fist me," is een leuk stukje uit dat liza and louise nummer van NOFX

deze nomineer ik ook maar : Garbage-push it

Push It"

I was angry when I met you
I think I'm angry still
We can try to talk it over
If you say you'll help me out

Don't worry baby (don't worry baby)
No need to fight
Don't worry baby (don't worry baby)
We'll be alright

[Chorus:]
This is the noise that keeps me awake
My head explodes and my body aches
Push it, make the beats go harder
Push it, make the beats go harder

I'm sorry that I hurt you
Please don't ask me why
I want to see you happy
I want to see you shine

Don't worry baby (don't worry baby)
Don't be uptight
Don't worry baby (don't worry baby)
We'll stay up all night

[Chorus:]
C'mon push it, you can do it
C'mon prove it, nothing to it
C'mon use it, let's get through it
C'mon push it, you can do it

Don't worry baby (don't worry baby)
Don't be uptight
Don't worry baby (don't worry baby)
We'll stay up all night

[Chorus (3x):]
Don't worry baby
We'll be alright
Don't worry baby
We'll be alright

Push it
Push it
Push it
Push it
Push it.

"Be realistic demand the impossible"
  Moderator donderdag 8 januari 2004 @ 08:53:41 #47
27682 crew  Bosbeetle
terminaal verdwaald
pi_16059639
quote:
mr. bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni

Squeeze Me Macaroni
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat


Eet smakelijk
En mochten we vallen dan is het omhoog. - Krang (uit: Pantani)
My favourite music is the music I haven't yet heard - John Cage
Water: ijskoud de hardste - Gehenna
  donderdag 8 januari 2004 @ 08:57:46 #48
78654 Viking84
Going, going, gone
pi_16059672
quote:
Op woensdag 7 januari 2004 21:17 schreef Mistix het volgende:
als ik je kut lik ruik ik je kont
als ik je kont lik proef ik stront
je moet je beter wassen na het poepen en het plassen
wat is dit voor een grap?
mn lul hangt helemaal slap

2x


dat is niet geil, maar een ander woord met een g --> goor
btw: dat zong mijn huisgenoot vorig jaar de hele tijd, werd stápelgek van hem. dan stonden in de zomer de ramen en deuren open en hij dan "als ik je kont lik, dan ruik ik stront"... heb de buurvrouw met haar peutertjes beneden nog nooit zo raar zien kijken
Niet meer actief op Fok!
  donderdag 8 januari 2004 @ 11:52:51 #49
80036 XTANiUM
"Trapped In A BoX"
pi_16063126
Dat nummertje van Sublime
quote:
Annie's 12 years old, in two more she'll be a whore
Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way
Don't be afraid with the quickness you'll get laid
For your family get paid
It's the wrong way
I gave her all that I had to give
I'm gonna make it hard to live
(Big) salty tears running down to her chin
And it ruins up her make-up
I never wanted
A cigarette pressed between her lips
But I'm staring at her tits
It's the wrong way
Strong if I can, but I am only a man
So I take her to the can
It's the wrong way
The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was going fine until the day she met me
Happy are you sad, wanna shoot your dad
I'll do anything I can
It's the wrong way
We talk all night, try to make it right
Believe me shit was tight
It was the wrong way
So run away if you wanna stay
Cause I ain't here to make ya, oh no
It's up to you what you really wanna do
Spend some time in America
Dub style!
She'll give you all that she got to give
But I'm gonna make it hard to live
Big salty tears rollin' down to her chin
And it smears up her make-up
I never wanted
So we ran away
And I'm sorry when I say, that straight to this very day
It was the wrong way
She took a hike it don't matter if I like it or not
Because she only wants the wrong way
I gave her all that I had to give
But she still wouldn't take it, oh no
Her two brown eyes are leaking like a sieve
But it still ruins her make-up
I never wanted
Dat is eigenlijk meer gemeen he ... naja ach.
Fighting For Peace, Is Like F*cking For Virginity!
pi_16063185
Tricky-Abbaon fat tracks

Fuck you in, tuck you in, suck you in

'Then you fly
You fly as fast as you can to baby Jesus!'

I am she,mistakes of men
Gritted teeth, fists are clutching,
Breast stroke, lots of touching
See you in the sauna
There'll be a big foreigner at my
Hotel, motel, hotel, motel

I fuck you in the ass, just for a laugh
With the quick speed, I'll make your nose bleed

pi_16063256
'Tieten, ik krijg tieten'
bron: Kinderen voor kinderen
pi_16063674
Cream-Prince

This is it
It's time for u to go to the wire
U will hit
Cuz u got the burnin' desire
It's your time (Time)
U got the horn so why don't u blow it
U are fine (Fine)
U're filthy cute and baby u know it

Cream
Get on top
Cream
U will cop
Cream
Don't u stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

U're so good
Baby there ain't nobody better (Ain't nobody better)
So u should
Never, ever go by the letter (Never ever)
U're so cool (Cool)
Everything u do is success
Make the rules (Rules)
Then break them all cuz u are the best

Yes u are

Cream
Get on top
Cream
U will cop
Cream
Don't u stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

Look up in the air, it's your guitar

Do your dance
Why should u wait any longer?
Take a chance
It could only make u stronger
It's your time (It's your time)
U got the horn so why don't u blow it (Go on and blow it)
U're so fine (U're so fine)
U're filthy cute and baby u know it (U know it)

Come on
Cream
Get on top
Cream
U will cop
Cream
Don't u ever stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

Cream
Cream
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

Cream
Cream
Right there
Cream
Don't u stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

Boogie

  donderdag 8 januari 2004 @ 12:17:48 #53
57917 Dodec
Live op het Fok!-forum
pi_16063722
Stef Bos - 'Papa'
  donderdag 8 januari 2004 @ 12:21:37 #54
29223 giMoz
M-Power empowered
pi_16063819
Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

Het probleem van virussen spy- en adware is niet de browser maar bevind zich tussen toetsenbord en rugleuning.....
www.zoekopdekaart.nl
pi_16063887
En mijn persoonlijke favoriet met geweldig gitaarspel van Johnny Marr, The The met Take me beyond:

Move away from the window and into the light
There are some things in this life that you just can't fight
It's as if the spirits above have cast a little spell upon us
It's as if heaven above is beckoning us
So let us take off our crosses and lay them in a tin
And let our weakness become virtue instead of sin
Our bodies stand naked as the day they were born
And tremble like animals before a coming storm

Take me beyond love
Up to something above
Upon this bed, between these sheets
Take me to a happiness beyond human reach

The force of life is rushing through our veins
In and out like the tide it comes in waves
The drops of semen and the clots of blood
Which may, one day, become like us
With outstretched hands reaching beyond love
And up to something above

Before our juices run cold and our flesh grows old
Let me feed upon your breast and draw closer to your soul
Let me stay with you tonight and I'll offer you my world
I'll take you to the angels if you'll take me to myself

Take me beyond love
Up to something above
Upon this bed, between these sheets
Take me to a happiness beyond human reach

Beyond the grasp of lust
Beyond the need for trust
Beyond the gaze of the sick and the lame
Beyond the stench of human pain

pi_16082939
Barry White - Oooo....ahhh....

Maar is niet te vinden op google...

Steeds als ik tegen de lamp loop,
neem ik een stukje licht mee.
Knibbel, Knabbel etc met veel foto's! IV
pi_16085223
Hmmmm TS had wel even verder mogen kijken als zijn neusje lang is

Muziek met erotische teksten.

Minder gebagger daar

And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
And Prince is still here!
pi_16085350
i wanna fuck you in your ass

weet alleen niet van wie die is maar hy bestaat al heel lang.

xboxlive: dnova79
Psn: dnova79
als god komt, kreunt hy dan (6)
AQuila360: Hij heeft wel gelijk, BBnova, door jou is de 360 reeks ten onder gegaan(ALWEER)
pi_16100264
Danko Jones - Bounce

I love your black dress, your red lips, your long legs, your high heels
I love your thigh high boots, your snakeskin one piece suit
Yeah you really get me going when you put it all on
But I like it a little better when you take it all off

Baby C'mon Put it all on
Baby C'mon take it all off

I love your leopard spot bikini and your black kangol
I love it when you hop out of bed and dance to the radio
Yeah you really get me going when you put it all on
But I like it a little better when you take it all off

Baby C'mon put it all on
Baby C'mon take it all off

I love the way you keep me moving every time your standing still
I love the look in your eyes when your licking your lips
Yeah you really get me going when you put it all on
But I like it a little better when you take it all off

Baby C'mon put it all on
Baby C'mon take it all off
Repeat

  vrijdag 9 januari 2004 @ 14:30:47 #60
54847 inspiral
poor misguided fool
pi_16101372
King Adora

Smoulder
by King Adora

I got nothing to lose without you
I vibrate you
I got nothing to prove without you
I vibrate you
I got nothing to feel but empty love

CHORUS
Shake my body loose
Shake my body loose
Shake my body
Whatever turns you on
Make my body smoulder
Make my body smoulder
Make my body
So sexational!

I got nothing but love inside me
I vibrate you
I got nothing but you ignite me
I vibrate you
I got nothing to feel but empty love

CHORUS X 2


Supermuffdiver
by King Adora

Kiss kiss, Hold me higher
Kiss kiss but hold your fire
All my love, my loins desire
oh to be, holding your fire

Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
fire, put your silver tongue in my fire

shake shake with a whores desire
shake shake but hold your fire
all my love was my loins desire
oh to be, holding your fire

Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
love, put your silver tongue in my
fire, put your silver tongue in my fire

Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
love, put your silver silver

Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
Love, put your silver tongue in my
fire, put your silver tongue in my fire

I hate to be loved, but I need to feel wanted || [url=http://www.barflyonline.co.uk/]Barfly[/url], best unsigned UK band around
pi_16108714
Absoluut Beloved met Sweet Harmony, goeie clip ook!
Is it right or wrong
try to find a place
we can all belong?
Be as one
try to get on by
if we unify?
We should really try
All this time
spinning round and round
made the same mistakes
that we've always found
Surely now we could move along
make a better world?
No it can't be wrong

Let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony

Oh yeah
oh yeah
oh yeah

Let's come together ...

Time is running out
let there be no doubt
we should sort things out
If we care
like we say we do
not just empty words
for a week or two
Make the world your priority
try to live your life ecologically
Play a part in a greater scheme
try to live the dream
on a wider scene

Let's come together ...

pi_16109430
George Michael I want your sex

rhythm 1 Lust
there's things that you guess
and things that you know
there's boys you can trust
and girls that you don't
there's little things you hide
and little things that you show
sometimes you think you're gonna get it
but you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
now that we're friends
every man's got his patience
and here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your...sex

it's playing on my mind
it's dancing on my soul
it's taken so much time
so why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
when you tell me you're gonna regret it
then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO!

I swear I won't tease you
won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

it's natural
it's chemical (let's do it)
it's logical
habitual (can we do it?)
it's sensual
but most of all...
sex is something we should do
sex is something for me and you

sex is natural-sex is good
nor everybody does it
but everybody should
sex is natural-sex is fun
sex is best when it's.. one on one
one on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
talk to your sister
I am a lover

c-c-c-c-come on

what's your definition of dirty baby
what do you consider pornography
don't you know I love you till it hurts me baby
don't you think it's time you had sex with me

what's your definition of dirty baby
what do you call pornography
don't you know I love you till it hurts me baby
don't you think it's time you had sex with me

sex with me
sex with me
have sex with me

c-c-c-c-come on

rythm 2 Brass in love
oh so much love
that you've never seen
let's make love
put your trust in me

don't you listen to what they told you
because I love you
let me hold you
oh

I'm not your brother
I'm not your father
oh will you ever change your mind
I'm a gentle lover with a heart of gold
but baby you've been so unkind

come on
I want your sex
come on
I want your sex
that's right, all night
oh I want your sex
I want your...sex

sexy baby's
sexy body
keeps me guessing
with a promise
I know we can come together
but the question is
will we ever?

sexy baby's
(sexy baby's)
sexy body
(sexy body)
keeps me guessing
with a promise
I know we can come together
but the question is
will we ever?

together-you and me

Steeds als ik tegen de lamp loop,
neem ik een stukje licht mee.
Knibbel, Knabbel etc met veel foto's! IV
  vrijdag 16 januari 2004 @ 23:59:16 #63
43509 Eksteroog
pijnlijk maar mooi.
pi_16329387
quote:
I know a dude named Jimmy used to run up in me
Night time pissy drunk off the henny rimmy
I didn't mind it, when he fucked me from behind
It felt fine, 'specially when he used to grind it
He was a trick when I sucked his dick
Used to pass me bricks, credit cards and shit
Suck him to sleep, I took the keys to the jeep
Tell him "I'll be back, " go fuck with some other cats
Flirtin', gettin' numbers, in the summer, hoe hop
Raw top in my mans drop
Then this homey Jimmy, he's scremain "Gimme, "
Lay me on my back, bustin' nuts all in me
After ten times we fucked, I think I bust twice
He was nice, kept my neck filled with ice
Put me in Chanels, kept me out nice
Cold suckin' his dick, rockin' tha mike
It was somethin' about this dude I couldn't stand
Somethin' that coulda made his ass a real man
Somethin' I wanted, but I never was pushy
The motherfucker never ate my pussy

I don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right
Uh, uh, uh, uh Lil' Kim, Lil' Kim, bring it to me now

I know a dude named Ron Doo push a Q
Had a wild crew on Flatbush and Avenue U
Had a weedspot, used to pump African black
He used to, seal his bag so his workers wouldn't cap
I used to see him, in the tunnel, with fuckers at dawn
Whisper in my ear he wanna get his fuck on
I dug him, so I fucked him, it wasn't nuttin'
He wanted me to suck him, but I didn't, I aint frontin'
The sex was wack, a four stroke creep
I jumped on his dick, rode his ass to sleep
He called next week, askin' why I aint beep him
"I thought your ass was still sleepin. "
He laughed, told me he bought a new Path
Could he come over right fast and fuck my pretty ass?
I'll pass, nigga the dick was trash
If sex was record sales you would be double plat
The only way you seein' me is if you eatin' me
Downtown taste my love like Horace Brown
Tryin' to impress me with your five G stones
I give you ten G's nigga if you leave me alone, screamin'

The moral of the story is this
You aint lickin' this, you aint stickin' this
And I got witnesses, ask any nigga I been with
They aint hit shit till they stuck they tongue in this
I aint with that frontin' shit
I got my own Benz, I got my own ends, immediate friends
Me and my girls rock worlds, some big niggas
Fuck for car keys, and double digit figures
Good dick I cherish, I could be blunt
I treat it like it's precious, I aint gonna front
For limp dick niggas, that's frontin' like they willy
Suck my pussy till they kill me, you feel me?


verwar mij niet met raven.
pi_16338171
De teksten van Liz Phair liegen er ook niet om:

Bijv. het nummer 'Flower' van haar CD 'Exile on Guy-Ville' :

http://www.lyricsdir.com/l/liz-phair/flower.php

Take on the situation, but not the torment ...
pi_16702434
Marvin Gaye (hij heeft er veel, héél veel!!!!)

maar toch maar deze :

"Let's get it on"

I've been really tryin , baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,

Let's get it on
Lets get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

We're all sensitive people
With so much love to give, understand me sugar
Since we got to be
Lets say, I love you

There's nothin wrong with me
Lovin you---
And givin yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true

Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush....

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

  donderdag 29 januari 2004 @ 23:27:21 #66
15600 BB-King
Long live the King!
pi_16702513
Get Down Make Love

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you're hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love
Inside your bed - everybody
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I get a
Get down get down get down
Make love

(Get down) I can squeeze - (make love) you can shake me
(Get down) I can feel - (make love) you can break me
(Get down) Come on so heavy (make love)
(Get down) When you take me (make love)
You make love you make love you make love you make
love
You can make ev'rybody get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get high
You wanna come down
Ev'rytime I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna get down get down get down

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna
Get down get down
Get down make love

Wat lees je mijn signature? Heb ik soms wat van je aan?
  donderdag 29 januari 2004 @ 23:38:25 #67
44361 lovegrrl
I depend on me
pi_16702875
I wanna fuck you, in the ass, all night long
ofzo

lick my dick, my balls and my sack
de rest hiervan gaat mss iets te ver

I been around, been up and down
My attitude is fuckin nasty now
She a rider I'm in heaven when I'm inside her
Working up the sweat, kissing on her neck
12 play in the deck, fore play correct
Have her dripping wet
She lookes in my eyes and says she like it
But I know she love it
I just keep doing what I’m doing and think nothing of it

____________________
All you ladies shake your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies shake your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
do it good lick this pussy just like you should just like you should
Right now, lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack

My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue from the crack up to the front
then hit me up keep me up on ya make sure I keep my eyes on ya
all over your face and suff
real niggas show me so much love
the best sex comes from a thug
the dick good big thick and long
slow fuckin till the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n suff
Through the night, making so much love
In dead sleep when the sun comes up

So lick it now lick it it good
lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should
[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But so what nigga, get on yo nees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, so clean
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now lick it good
Right now, lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back

pi_16702961
One, two, three, four

Hey baby come round
Keep holding me down
And I'll be keeping you up tonight.

The four letter word got stuck in my head
The dirtiest word that I've ever said
It's making me feel alright.

For what it's worth I love you
And what is worse I really do
Oh what is worse I'm gonna run run run
'Till the sweetness gets to you
And what is worse I love you!

Hey please baby come back
There'll be no more loving attack
And I'll be keeping it cool tonight.

The four letter word is out of my head
Come on around get back in my bed
Keep making me feel alright.

For what it's worth I like you
And what is worse I really do
Things have been worse
And we had fun fun fun
'Till I said I love you
And what is worse I really do!

For what it's worth I love you
And what is worse I really do.
Oh

For what it's worth I love you
And what is worse I really do.
Oh

For what it's worth I love you
And what is worse I really do....

  vrijdag 30 januari 2004 @ 00:05:48 #69
20403 Komakie
That's Gnarly!
pi_16703730
Smogus - Nasty

Nothing in the world
nothing's gonna change my way
my vision is my destiny
and you can get the best of me

I'll let you come, make you numb
you're wrapped around my fingers when you come to get some
a world's gonna open when you meet my tongue
same world's getting hot when we get it on

Chorus :

I can't see a reason to commit too what I don't want
I won't make it last but we're breaking all boundries
I just got this feeling deep in me, I just want the fun
I won't make it last but we're breaking all boundries

I am who I am
and I'll be who I'll be
now get it on you turn me on
turn me loose I'll make you come

Come with me, ride with me
I want you right here on the side of me
don't need to run you can hide with me
just stand beside and fight with me

If you want some
then come on at me
If you want some
we'll make it nasty


Die is ook wel ok

Terje Haakonsen: "Snowboarding is about fresh tracks, carving powder, being yourself and not being judged by others"
Komakie: "Van sneeuwballen gooien komt boemsen!"
Shaun Farmer: "That's gnarly"
pi_17095492
Minnie Riperton ---Inside My Love

Two people, just meeting
Barely touching each other
Two spirits greeting
Trying to carry it further
You are one and I am another
We should be one inside each other

You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?
You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?

Two strangers, not strangers
only lacking the knowing
So willing, feeling, infinite growing

While we're here the whole world is turning
We should be one
Fulfilling our yearning

You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?
You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?

madonna - erotica
Erotica, romance
Erotica, romance
My name is Dita
I'll be your mistress tonight
I'd like to put you in a trance

If I take you from behind
Push myself into your mind
When you least expect it
Will you try and reject it
If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child
Will you let yourself go wild
Let my mouth go where it wants to

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic

Once you put your hand in the flame
You can never be the same
There's a certain satisfaction
In a little bit of pain
I can see you understand
I can tell that you're the same
If you're afraid, well rise above
I only hurt the ones I love

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic

Erotica, romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

I don't think you know what pain is
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
I know you want me
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes

Erotic, erotic
Erotic, erotic
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body
All over me, all over me

Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I like to do a different kind of
Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better
Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away

pi_17095662
touch of my hand

Im not ashamed of the things that I dream
I find myself flirting with the verge of obscene
Into the unknown, I will be bold
Im going to places I can be out of control

And I dont want to explain tonight
All the things Ive tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world so I
Can draw the blinds and Ill teach myself to fly

I love myself
Its not a sin
I cant control whats happenin

Cause I just discovered
Imaginations taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

From the small of my back and the arch of my feet
Lately Ive been noticin the beautiful me
Im all in my skin and Im not gonna wait
Im into myself in the most precious way

And I dont want to explain tonight
All the things Ive tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world so I
Can draw the blinds and Ill teach myself to fly

Cause I just discovered
Imaginations taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

Theres a world undefined
In my body and mind
I wont be left behind
Im already here

Cause I just discovered
Imaginations taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

Cause I just discovered
Imaginations taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand


breathe on me
It's so hot in here

Oh, it's so hot, and I need some air.
Oh boy, don't stop 'cos I'm halfway there
It's not complicated, we're just syncopated
We can read each other's minds.
One love united
Two bodies synchronising
Don't even need to touch me
Baby, just

Breathe on me, yeah, oh
Baby just, breathe on me
We don't need to touch, just
Breathe, oh, yeah

Oh, this is way beyond the physical (it's a way beyond the physical)
Tonight, my senses don't make sense at all
Our imagination, taking us to places
We have never been before
Take me in, let it out
Don't even need to touch me
Baby, just

Breathe on me, yeah, oh baby
Just, breathe on me.
We don't need to touch, just
Breathe (breathe) on (on) me (me), oh baby
Just, breathe (breathe) on (on) me (me)
We don't need to touch
Just breathe

Monogamy is the way to go
Just put your lips together and blow

Breathe, breathe, oh

Breathe on me (oh oh) oh
Baby just, breathe on me (on me)
We don't need to touch, just
Breathe (breathe) on (on) me (me) oh
Baby just, breathe (breathe) on (on) me (me)
We don't need to touch, just

pi_17097673
Tool - Maynard's Dick

It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
? It's just a place that feels right with him ?
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

There's a shyness found in reason
Apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal take it
? then you're careful grace for sure ?
Kinda like the way you're breathing
Kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to climb on
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick

Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick!

Slayer - 213

Driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind
Sexual release buried deep inside
Complete control of a prized possession
To touch and fondle with no objection
Lonely souls an emptiness fulfilled
Physical pleasures an addictive thrill
An object of perverted reality
An obsession beyond your wildest dreams

The Death loves final embrace
Your cool tenderness
Memories keep love alive
Memories will never die

The excitement of dissection is sweet
My skin crawls with orgasmic speed
A lifeless object for my subjection
An obsession beyond your imagination
Primitive instinct a passion for flesh
Primal feeding on the multitudes of death
Sadistic acts a love so true
Absorbingly masticating a part of you

Death loves final embrace
Your cool tenderness
Memories keep love alive
Memories will never die

I need a friend
Please be my companion
I don't want to be
Alone with my sanity

(Lead: Hanneman)

Erotic sensations tingle my spine
A dead body lying next to mine
Smooth blue black lips
I start salivating as we kiss
Mine forever this sweet death
I cannot forget all your breaths
Panting excitedly with my hands around
Your neck

Shades are drawn
No one out can see
What I've done
What's become of me
Her I stand
Above all that's been true
How I love
How I love to kill you

Canibal corpse - Necropedophile

I was once a man before I transformed
into this molester, freshly deceased children
You have born, torn by my raoe
The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate

Pleasure from the dead, complete satisfaction
I open the coffin
Sick thoughts run through my head as I stare
At the dead, over and over, I can't escape
I begin the dead sex, licking her young, rotted orifice
I cum in her cold cunt, shivering with ecstasy
for nine days straight I do the same
She becomes by dead, decayed child sex slave
her neck I hack, cutting through the back
I use her mouth to eject

Here I cum, blood gushes from
bleeding black blood
her head disconnected
As I came, viciously I cut, through her jugular vein
She's already dead, I masturbate with her severed head
My lubrication, her decomposition
Spending my life molesting dead children

Intercourse with infants
Curing heads on top of spikes
boiling skulls
Skin sliding off of bones

Voices
The voices call
Voices
The voices are calling me
Buried dead I've spiritually infected
Call to me from beyond their graves

Bleed
I now bleed pus
I bleed, the blood of the dead
I bleed on her livid skin
Thrusting myself within
Beginning to chop through her hairless crotch
Beyond what we know as death
It haunts me everyday
I hear the voice of every child
That lies next to me decayed
A fresh corpse, to fill with my infection
Tortured before death, no orifice left unfilled

Violated after death
Virgin hole infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile

Monday morning I open a beer and light a cigarr. Put my pen to paper and write I hate you all
pi_17097707
Gulleplutt
~ Sweetheart ~
Swedish version of Golliwog
(Agnetha Fältskog / Bosse Carlgren)

En lång och mörk man, rätt smal om midjan
Det har jag alltid önskat mig,
Fast du är fel sort, en ljus och rundkort,
Så har jag blivit kär i dig.

Gulleplutt!
När du kysser mig blir jag så snurrig,
Gulleplutt!
Kyss mig, kyss mig!

Aja baja,
Lugn i stormen, lugn i stormen!
Lugn i stormen, oooh, lugn i stormen!

Du vet hur det går till att få mig att gå i spinn,
Så inte rör det mig, att du är lite trind! Ahh!

Du är allt som är bra för mig
Du är allt jag vill va' för dig,
När du ler är du rar, och du ger när du tar
Och jag ber dig bli kvar hos mig!

Du är besvärlig, men du är härlig!
Du har nånting som tänder mig,
En aning mullig, men jättegullig
Med en frekvens som sänder mig!

Gulleplutt!
När du smeker mig blir jag så konstig,
Gulleplutt!
Smek mig, smek mig!

Aja baja,
Lugn i stormen, lugn i stormen!
Lugn i stormen, oooh, lugn i stormen!

Är jag ett litet barn, så är du mitt Gröna Lund,
Det spelar ingen roll att du är lite rund! Ahh!


Gulleplutt...aja baja!

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