De GPD-Topic [Deel CLXXVII] FF voor GPD-er

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 10:53 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
Ik ben vanochtende de tweede...

Goeiemorgen dan maar...

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Hoi BB...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 10:54 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Hoi BB...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 11:25 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
[plaats hier de afkorting voor tierce ]

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Ik heb helemaal geen afkorting...

BB, PP, SW, SM...

Maar ik niet...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 11:27 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Ik heb helemaal geen afkorting...

BB, PP, SW, SM...

Maar ik niet...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 11:49 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

T.

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T.

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 11:54 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
T. (roel)

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Dan maar zonder afkorting...

een flauw mopje:

Ever since his late teens Jim had suffered from terrible headaches. Finally,
in desperation and after years of misery, he sought medical advice. Many
tests later the doctor sat down with Jim to deliver his diagnosis. The
doctor said, "Jim, I have both good and bad news. The good news is I can
cure your headaches... the bad news is that it will require castration. You
have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against
the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
only way medical science can relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles." Jim was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but
decided he had no choice ...Cut 'em.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20
years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he
walked down the street, Jim realized that he felt like a different person -
he could make a new beginning and live a new life. Seeing a men's clothing
store he thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered the shop and
told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him
briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Jim laughed, "That's right,
how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Jim admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Jim thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Jim and said, "Let's
see...34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck." Jim was again surprised. "That's
right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As he adjusted the collar in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Jim was on a roll now
and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed his feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2
D." Jim was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. He walked comfortably around
the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Jim
thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed
Jim's waist and said, "Let's see...size Large." Jim laughed, "Ah hah I got
you! I've worn size Medium since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook
his head, "You can't wear a size Medium.... they would be too tight....press
your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache."

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 12:19 schreef SpoilerMan het volgende:
hee, mensen!

een flauw mopje:

Ever since his late teens Jim had suffered from terrible headaches. Finally,
in desperation and after years of misery, he sought medical advice. Many
tests later the doctor sat down with Jim to deliver his diagnosis. The
doctor said, "Jim, I have both good and bad news. The good news is I can
cure your headaches... the bad news is that it will require castration. You
have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against
the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
only way medical science can relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles." Jim was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but
decided he had no choice ...Cut 'em.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20
years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he
walked down the street, Jim realized that he felt like a different person -
he could make a new beginning and live a new life. Seeing a men's clothing
store he thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered the shop and
told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him
briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Jim laughed, "That's right,
how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Jim admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Jim thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Jim and said, "Let's
see...34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck." Jim was again surprised. "That's
right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As he adjusted the collar in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Jim was on a roll now
and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed his feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2
D." Jim was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. He walked comfortably around
the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Jim
thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed
Jim's waist and said, "Let's see...size Large." Jim laughed, "Ah hah I got
you! I've worn size Medium since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook
his head, "You can't wear a size Medium.... they would be too tight....press
your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache."

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 12:19 schreef SpoilerMan het volgende:
hee, mensen!

een flauw mopje:

Ever since his late teens Jim had suffered from terrible headaches. Finally,
in desperation and after years of misery, he sought medical advice. Many
tests later the doctor sat down with Jim to deliver his diagnosis. The
doctor said, "Jim, I have both good and bad news. The good news is I can
cure your headaches... the bad news is that it will require castration. You
have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against
the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
only way medical science can relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles." Jim was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but
decided he had no choice ...Cut 'em.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20
years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he
walked down the street, Jim realized that he felt like a different person -
he could make a new beginning and live a new life. Seeing a men's clothing
store he thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered the shop and
told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him
briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Jim laughed, "That's right,
how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Jim admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Jim thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Jim and said, "Let's
see...34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck." Jim was again surprised. "That's
right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As he adjusted the collar in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Jim was on a roll now
and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed his feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2
D." Jim was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years!"
Jim tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. He walked comfortably around
the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Jim
thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed
Jim's waist and said, "Let's see...size Large." Jim laughed, "Ah hah I got
you! I've worn size Medium since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook
his head, "You can't wear a size Medium.... they would be too tight....press
your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache."

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 12:49 schreef Troel het volgende:
arme Jim...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 12:55 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

Jim

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:10 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Hoeveel Mars zou SM hebben moeten eten om dit mopje te krijgen...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:11 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

6 streepjes codes van een 6 pack en dan nog eens € 5,67 bijbetalen

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:17 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Dat is dus 36 marssen/marzen/marsen/mars'...

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topic gaat openen

meervoud van mars ??

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Bosbeetle op 03-12-2003 13:20]

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:20 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
jups 36 mars'

topic gaat openen

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:20 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Een Jim-adoratietopic...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:21 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

nope zie post boven de gequote post

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:22 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Misschien heeft mars gewoon ggen meervoud...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:23 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

maar toch kunje meerdere mars' eten

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Misschien moeten we het aan Jim vragen...

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 13:26 schreef Tierce het volgende:

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Ja...

Misschien moeten we het aan Jim vragen...

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Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 13:37 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

hloers only

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Op woensdag 3 december 2003 16:45 schreef paarse_paashaas het volgende:

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