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Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:42
Hallo.
Dit is een korte openingspost.

Het idee achter dit topic is simpel; plaats hier de naam van een fok-user,
en vervolgens een songtekst die volgens u bij die user past.

Ik begin:
CartWOman

You are the sunshine of my life
That's why I'll always be around,
You are the apple of my eye,
Forever you'll stay in my heart

I feel like this is the beginning,
Though I've loved you for a million years,
And if I thought our love was ending,
I'd find myself drowning in my own tears.

You are the sunshine of my life,
That's why I'll always stay around,
You are the apple of my eye,
Forever you'll stay in my heart,

You must have known that I was lonely,
Because you came to my rescue,
And I know that this must be heaven,
How could so much love be inside of you?

You are the sunshine of my life, yeah,
That's why I'll always stay around,
You are the apple of my eye,
Forever you'll stay in my heart.

(Background) Love has joined us,
Love has joined us,
Let's think sweet love.

Stevie Wonder - "You are the sunshine of my life"

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:43
FlyingFox

I made it through the wilderness, somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was, until I found you

I was beat, incomplete,
I'd been had,
I was set in through

But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
All shiny and new

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine

I made it through the wilderness,
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

Gonna give you all my love, yeah
My feeling's fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last

You're so fine, and you're mind
You're strong, yeah, you make me a fool
Your love brought out, yeah
Your love brought out what was going cold

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine

Whoah, whoah

You're so fine, and you're mind
I'll be yours until the end of time
Because you make me feel,
Yeah, you make me feel I've got nothing to hide.

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine

Whoah, whoah

Like a virgin, feels so good inside
When you hug me, and your heart beats, and you love me.

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine

Whoah, whoah

Like a virgin,
Like a virgin

Madonna - "Like a virgin"

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:44
Swami Twelvinchalami

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song

Right Said Fred - "I'm too sexy"

pekelvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:44
Bij mij zou Blof- Wat zou je doen van toepassing zijn. .
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:45
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 14:44 schreef pekel het volgende:
Bij mij zou Blof- Wat zou je doen van toepassing zijn. .
Post dan!
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:45
JohnnyKnoxville

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

Steppenwolf - "Born to be wild"

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:48
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 14:47 schreef Lemmiwinks het volgende:
=edit=
Ik ben al geweest,
en ik ben geen usual.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Pjederdy op 21-11-2003 15:39]

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:48
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 14:45 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
JohnnyKnoxville

[i]Get your motor runnin'
-knip-

Steppenwolf - "Born to be wild"


Whehehe, ik dacht zelf:

Jackass.

Jackass.
I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight,
Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a Pompador,
These aren't the whores you're looking for

Jackass.
If the Crocodile hunter smoked weed,
Steve Irwin burning herb in his Jeep,
Thinks the kangaroos are laughing at his hair cut,
Used a bowl for that too but

(Chorus)
If you knew me like,
I know myself,
You'd hate me like
I hate myself,
'Cause i'm a ...

Jackass.
Got no Rabbit in this hat,
'Cause I'm pulling it out my ass
Ain't Siegfried or Roy but I could be,
Making Magic with a pussy.

Jackass.
Like that dude in Tienemen Square,
With a Six pack and a folding chair,
Got bombed at the parade and ended up,
Playing Chicken with the tanks but

(Chorus)

They could out the Lesbian Spice Girl,
They could try to run Game on the ODB.
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World,
But they won't get rid of me!

If I knew you like,
You know yourself,
I'd hate you like,
You hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
'Cause you're a Jackass!

Bloodhound Gang - Jackass

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door JohnnyKnoxville op 21-11-2003 14:49]

Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:48
Jogy

Ive had other guys
Ive looked into their eyes
But i never loved before
Till you walked through my door

i've had other lips
i've sailed a thousand ships
But no matter where i go
Youre the one for me,
baby this i know

cause its true love
Youre the one Im dreaming of.
Your hart teach me like love
And im gone be, true blue
Baby I love you

Ive heard all the lines
Ive cried, oh, so many times
But still..again.
Im so excited cause youre my best friend

So if you should ever doubt
Wonder what love is all about
Just think that every man will here
Those words wisper in your ear.

Is say, true love
Youre the one im dreaming of
Your hart teach me like love
And im gone be, true blue
Baby i love you

True love
Youre the one Im dreaming of
Your hart teach me like the love
And Im gone be, true blue
baby I love you

No, no more saidness
I kiss it goodbye
The sun is bursting
but out of the sky
ive searched the whole world
for someone like you
Dont you know, don0t you know that it is

True love for baby, true love for baby
True love for baby, true lovers
True love for baby, true love for baby
True love for baby, true lovers

So if you should ever doubt
Wonder what love is all about
Just think that every man will here
Those words wisper in your ear.

I said.
No, no more saidness
I kiss it goodbye
The sun is bursting
but out of the sky
ive searched the whole world
for someone like you
Dont you know, dont you know that it is

True love
Youre the one Im dreaming of
Your hart teach me like the love
And Im gone be, true blue
baby I love you

lalala etc,
true love etc,

-PolluX-vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:50
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 14:47 schreef Lemmiwinks het volgende:
[[afbeelding]] Wanneer komt er een non-usual? ... LoveHenk bijvoorbeeld
Zet je bij elke fokking post die zelfde smiley ofzo?

PolluX
Songtekst Dido - White Flag .

I know you think that I shouldn't still love you
I'll tell you that
But if I didn't say it
Well, I'd still have felt it
Where's the sense in that?

I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder
Or return to where we were

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I know I left too much mess
And destruction to come back again
And I caused but nothing but trouble
I understand if you can't talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of 'It's over'
Then I'm sure that that makes sense

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

And when we meet
As I'm sure we will
All that was then
Will be there still
I'll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I've moved on

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be (3X)

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:51
-edit-
Laat maar.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Swami_Twelvinchalami op 21-11-2003 14:51]

Bioslockvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:51
En ik? Swaam?
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:53
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 14:51 schreef Bioslock het volgende:
En ik? Swaam?
Bioslock

She's crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool

She's crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool
I'm crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool

Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool

She's crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool
I'm crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool

Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool

She's crazy about her daddy
Oh she believes in him
She loves her daddy

She's crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool
I'm crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool

Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool

Boney M - "Daddy cool"

Bioslockvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:54
"She"
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:55
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 14:54 schreef Bioslock het volgende:
"She"
U bent een "he"?
JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 14:59
[ ] Wel potjandosie, nou kan ik de songtekst van "nachtzuster" van Doe maar niet vinden voor Brennie.
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:00
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 14:59 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
[ ] Wel potjandosie, nou kan ik de songtekst van "nachtzuster" van Doe maar niet vinden voor Brennie.
Brennie
Ze legt haar koele handen op mijn voorhoofd
En kijkt me even onderzoekend aan
Ze helpt me bij het drinken van wat water
Zuster blijf nog even bij me staan

(nachtzuster) Wat moet ik zonder jou beginnen
(nachtzuster) Ik brand van binnen
(nachtzuster) Doe iets aan de pijn
(nachtzuster) Waar ben ik zonder al je zorgen
(nachtzuster) Haal ik de morgen
(nachtzuster) Doe iets aan de pijn

Ik lig hier te beven en te zweten
Visioenen koorts en kippevel
Zuster zeg me blijf ik wel in leven
Hou me even vast dan lukt dat wel

DoeMaar - "nachtzuster"

ThE_EDvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:01
JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:05
Dank Swami.
Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:05
Knut

How much is that doggie in the window? *(arf! arf!)*
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? *(arf! arf!)*
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a dog, he won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home

CHORUS

I read in the paper there are robbers **(roof! roof!)**
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
He can't take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggie in the window? *(arf! arf!)*
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? *(arf! arf!)*
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I do hope that doggie's for sale

Patti Page - How much is that doggie in the window

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Anosmie op 21-11-2003 15:07]

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:05
Ans

Yeah, ah yeah, aw yeah
This one's dedicated to all the ladies in the front, the back
All my older ladies out there, lookin nice, you know who you are
Whew!

I need you, boomin granny, I said
I want you, boomin granny

(Chorus)
Boomin granny, boomin fanny
Boomin granny, good and plenty

[Mike D]
Well it might sound odd it might sound corny
But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny
For your boomin granny with the boomin sisters
Said I love ya won't leave ya, till ya gotta listen
I'm talkin about the way that I'm feeling
Here's a lovely lady and so appealing
A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady
Well I'm twenty six, and you're eighty
The clock is ticking so you better not front
We can go to my place and we can smoke a blunt
Well you're a Golden Girl, just like P.R.
Just turn down the lights so we can go far

(Chorus)

[Adrock]
Because I saw you at the checkout line
You dropped your coupons and you were lookin fine
Sophisticated, and so mature
I couldn't really care if you're fifty, or seventy four
Because I wantcha, and I need ya
Hey boomin granny you could be my teacher
And I could be ya pet, bet
Listen old lady I could make ya sweat
I know I'm younger, and your much older
You look so nice on my Chevy Nova
I'ma take you to the low rider show, and flauntcha
I gotta tell ya lady I said I wantcha, boomin granny
Because I need you, boomin granny

Beastie boys - "Boomin granny"

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:07
The Ed - Clap for the wolfman

Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him til the day you die

Do Ron Ron and the Duke of Earl
They were friend's of mine
The highway's on my moonlight drive
Snuggled in, said "baby, just one kiss"
She said "no, no, no"
Romance ain't keepin' me alive
I said "hey babe, do you want to coo, coo, coo"
She said "uh, uh, uh"
So I was left out in the cold
I said "you're what I've been dreamin' of"
She said "I don't want to know"
(Wolfman Jack: "Oh you know, she was diggin' the cat on the radio")

Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
(WJ: "Yes baby, I your doctor in love")
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(WJ: "Everybody talkin' about the Wolfman's confidence of love")

Seventy five, eighty miles an hour
She hollers "slow, slow, slow"
"Baby I can stop right on a dime"
I said "hey baby, give me just one kiss"
She said "no, no, no"
But how was I to bide my time
I said "Hey baby, do you want to coo, coo, coo"
She said "uh, uh, uh"
Said I'm about to overload
I said "you're what I've been livin' for"
She said "I don't want to know"
(WJ: "Oh, you thought she was digging you but she was digging me")

Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
(WJ: "As long as you got the curves baby, I got the angles")
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(WJ: "It's all accoridng to how your boogaloo situation stands, you
understand")

Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
(WJ: "You ain't gonna get 'em, cuz I got 'em")
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(WJ: "You might wanna try, but I'm gonna keep 'em")
Clap for the Wolfman
Clap for the Wolfman
(WJ: "And I got 'em all")
Clap for the Wolfman

Clap for the Wolfman - Guess Who

ThE_EDvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:08
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:07 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
The Ed - Clap for the wolfman
Apehaarvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:09
Goh.. allemaal users die aan vriendjes politiek doen

edit: Kutnummers

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:09
Knorretje (en evt. Prupke)

Woman in chains

You better love loving you better behave
You better love loving you better behave
Woman in Chains
Woman in Chains

Calls her man the Great White Hope
Says she's fine, she'll always cope
Woman in Chains
Woman in Chains

Well I fell lying and waiting is a poor man's deal
And I feel hopelessly weighed down by your eyes of steel
It's a world gone crazy
Keeps Woman in Chains

Trades her soul as skin and bone
Sells the only thing she owns
Woman in Chains
Woman in Chains

Men of Stone Men of Stone

Well I feel deep in your heart there are wounds Time can't heal
And I feel somebody somewhere is trying to breathe
Well you know what I mean
It's a world gone crazy
Keeps Woman in Chains

It's under my skin but out of my hands
I'll tear it apart but I won't understand
I will not accept the Greatness of Man

It's a world gone crazy
Keeps Woman in Chains

So Free Her So Free Her

Tears for Fears feat. Oleta Adams - Woman in chains
(eik alleen om de titel)

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:12
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Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:09 schreef Apehaar het volgende:
Goh.. allemaal users die aan vriendjes politiek doen

edit: Kutnummers


Apehaar

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, My kids and my car
nMy feet on my tableand a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
So i've gotta go out
and have fun at someone else's expense
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Chorus
I'm an assholeX2

I use public toilets and I piss on the seats
I walk around in the summertime sayin how about this heat

Chorus

Sometimes I park in handicapped places
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Chorus

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaaaaa

Chorus

Spoken:

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac
Eldorado Convertable, hot pink with whale skin hub-caps and all
leather cow interior and big brown babby seal eyes for headlights.
Yeah and I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour
getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheese
burgers from Mc Donalds in the old fasion, non-biodegradible styrofoam
containers and when I'm done suckn' down those greaseburgers I'm gonna
wipe my mouth on the American flag and then I'm gonna toss those
styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a god-damned
thing you can do about it, you know why? Cause we got the bombs that's
why.

Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons Ok? Russia, Germany, Romania- they can have
all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right
through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of a
difference because we got the bombs OK? John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen. And
as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke out and
he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold
shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off he's
gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam
Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas.

(Hey you know you really are an asshole)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal.....

I'm an asshole x2
A-S-S-H-O-L-E everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Dennis Leary - "asshole"

Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:15
Yvonne

I saw an old woman in a wheelchair
on the highway yesterday
I saw an old woman in a wheelchair
on the highway yesterday
and as I asked her to pull over
to make sure no truck would hit her
she smiled and mumbled, "okay, whatever you say."
And I said, "I wonder why."

She said, "Girl, you're so naive
and you're too young to understand
I am now chasing my husband Stan
A pae man in a black suit came to take him
in trade for a cup of tea
A pale man came to take him away from me"

And I said, "I see," (and I really did)
"You go and chase him, go ahead
and when you catch him wi you send him my love
and tell the pale man to make sure
to call before he comes to take me too."

K's Choice - Old woman

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:19
BloodhoundFromHell
Oh, yeah....

(I,I,)I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
(I,I )I'm just a love machine .............. A hugging kissing fiend

I think it's high time you knew
Whenever I think of you
My mind blows a fuse
When I lookIn your eyes
My meter starts to rise
And I become confused
My motor cranked electric goes
When I'm sitting next to you
Electricity starts to flow
And my indicator starts to glow

I'm gentle as a lamb
I'm not that hard to program
There's no way that you can lose
Chassis fits like a glove
I've got a button for love
That you've got to use (push it push it baby)
If you look into my power
I am sure you can find out how
To turn me on just set my dial
And let me love you for a little while ooooooh

La... La la la la..... La la la la.. La la
La la la la la.. La la la.... La la laaaaaaaaa
Push it push it baby, yeah......ah, ah

The miracles - "love machine"

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:21
brechtje

Horses in my dreams

Horses in my dreams
Like waves, like the sea
They pull out of here
They pull, they are free

Rode a horse around the world
Along the tracks of a train
Broke the record, found the gold
Set myself free again

I have pulled myself clear

Horses in my dreams
Like waves, like the sea
On the tracks of a train
Set myself free again

I have pulled myself clear

PJ Harvey - Horses in my dreams

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:25
En voor Scandy:

Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.

She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.

Well she's never in the way
Always something nice to say, Oh what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.

She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.

Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her
Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.
What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her.
Help me build a mountain from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey

Well she knows what I'm about,
She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy.
Well she knows me through and through,
She knows just what to do, and how to please me.

She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.

Yeah yeah yeah, She's a Lady
Listen to me baby, She's a Lady
Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine

Yeah yeah yeah, She's a Lady
Talkin' about this little Lady
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
And the Lady is mine

Yeah yeah, She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine.

Tom Jones - She's a Lady

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:32
Wat een aangenaam topic.
Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:36
PR

He's five foot-two, and he's six feet-four,
He fights with missiles and with spears.
He's all of thirty-one, and he's only seventeen,
Been a soldier for a thousand years.

He'a a Catholic, a Hindu, an Atheist, a Jain,
A Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew.
And he knows he shouldn't kill,
And he knows he always will,
Kill you for me my friend and me for you.

And he's fighting for Canada,
He's fighting for France,
He's fighting for the USA,
And he's fighting for the Russians,
And he's fighting for Japan,
And he thinks we'll put an end to war this way.

And he's fighting for Democracy,
He's fighting for the Reds,
He says it's for the peace of all.
He's the one who must decide,
Who's to live and who's to die,
And he never sees the writing on the wall.

But without him,
How would Hitler have condemned him at Dachau?
Without him Caesar would have stood alone,
He's the one who gives his body
As a weapon of the war,
And without him all this killing can't go on.

He's the Universal Soldier and he really is to blame,
His orders come from far away no more,
They come from here and there and you and me,
And brothers can't you see,
This is not the way we put the end to war.

Donovan - Universal Soldier

[edit]T in PT veranderd in een R, op verzoek van A [/edit]

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door jogy op 23-11-2003 22:29]

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:39
Anosmie
(Vanwege haar icoontje, niet vanwege haar verschijning)

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Mr. city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
goo goo g' joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba

The Beatles - "i am the walltus"

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Swami_Twelvinchalami op 21-11-2003 15:40]

weg_29072015_01vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:41
Emmykuh

Yo bob jij of bob ik
Iedereen bobt, want die beat is zo dik

De zorgen in je kop, zijn bovenal grauw,
dus je partyt erop los, overal wauw
Je doet wel braaf, maar je hoopt op iets stouts,
want zoenen is zilver en bonnen is goud
Straks liggen we vaster dan een foto zou
Door en door als Yoko Ono's rauw
Iets lekkers aan de haak slaan, dat hoop je dus nou
Tot je zoveel zuipen zou, het loopt uit de klauw
Je weet dat er meer is dan gewoon maar wat lauws
als je rooie Breezer smaakt naar stroganoffsaus
Je voelt je overhoop en wanhopig benauwd
Gezichtskleur zwicht, aanlopend tot blauw
en je lichaam heeft de vorm van een slopende bouw,
want je enkel ligt al gauw
overhoop met je mouw
Doe maar net alsof je showt, met een pool zo rauw
Voel de flow nou, of sta hopeloos in de kou

Chorus:
Dans maar, dit is nu die lekkere dansplaat
Sjans maar, ook als je zeker helemaal geen kans maakt
sjans maar en dans maar, want dit is nu die lekkere dansplaat
sjans maar en auww

Brainpower - Dansplaat

Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:44
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:39 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Anosmie
...
Pornographic priestess
...
.
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:45
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:44 schreef Anosmie het volgende:

[..]

.


Het ging mij eigenlijk om de walrus.
Maar dat snapt gij ook wel.
Pornografische priesteres.
Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:48
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:45 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Het ging mij eigenlijk om de walrus.
Maar dat snapt gij ook wel.
Pornografische priesteres.
Het is een Swientie. .
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:50
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:48 schreef Anosmie het volgende:

[..]

Het is een Swientie. .


Een varken met hoorns?
Knutvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:50
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:05 schreef Anosmie het volgende:
Knut

Anosmie

You'll never know how much I really love you
You'll never know how much I really care

Listen, do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell, woh, woh, woh
Closer, let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo

Listen (dowado...) do you want to know a secret (dowado...)
Do you promise not to tell (dowado...) woh, woh, woh
Closer (dowado...) let me whisper in your ear (dowado...)
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo

I've known a secret for a week or two
Nobody knows just we two

Listen (dowado...) do you want to know a secret (dowado...)
Do you promise not to tell (dowado...) woh, woh, woh
Closer (dowado...) let me whisper in your ear (dowado...)
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo, oo, oo

(John Lennon/Paul McCartney)

Shark.Baitvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:50
Voor Shark.Bait:

Theme from JAWS

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:52
Semtex

Suicide blonde, suicide blonde
Suicide blonde, suicide blonde
Suicide blonde was the colour of her hair
Like a cheap distraction
For a new affair
She knew it would finish
Before it began
Something tells me you lost the plan

You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde

You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde

She stripped to the beat
But her clothes stay on
White light everywhere
But you can't see a thing
Such a squeeze
A mad, sad moment
Glory to you, glory to you, take me there

Got some revelation put into your hands
Save you from your misery
Like rain across the land
Don't you see
The colour of deception
Turning your world around again

You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde

You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde

INXS - Suicide Blonde

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:52
Goeie, JK !
SEMTEXvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:56
Vroeger wel, toen had ik SuicideBlonde zelfs als nickname, dus je zat er niet ver naast
JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:56
Swedish Sven:

Han torkar svetten ur sin panna
och säger vad skönt det var Johanna
va skönt det var, att äntligen få komma in!

Hon drar fingarna genom håret
och sen torkar hon sig på låret
och skrattar så
jag trodde aldrig att det skulle gå

Nej det blev lite svettigt idag
det blev lite smutsigt idag
Men Johanna jobbade bra
med att rycka och dra

Själv körde han en metodik,
satsade lite mera på teknik
men hur de än gjode, gjorde de det bra
det var en underbar dag

Han varit i sitt ässe
när han grävde fram en bjässe
och sa min lilla tant har du nånsin sett en sån gigant?
Med sitt ögonmått hon mätte, nej nåt i hästväg var denna jätte
Hon sa: Du är inte sann, jag korar den till "all time number one"

Upplyft av Johannas ord hade han lagt den på deras verandabord och
sa den här är till dig , tacka inte nej, det är en gåva från mig.
Hon gick fram tog den i sin hand och sa
Jag trodde man fick åka till en annat land
för att hitta en sån här stor och fet, en sån här dignitet

Johanna och Sven, två pensionärer från Floda
som hela dan stått och grävt i sitt potatisland,
ja si det var en pärs, nu får dom i min själv vara goda,
konstatera Sven och sen tog han sig en sup,
men Johanna sa huuamej, jag tar mig en kopp kaffe!

Björn Rosenström - Johanna & Sven

Swedish_Svenvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:57
Whöhöhöhöhö !
JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:58
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:56 schreef SEMTEX het volgende:
Vroeger wel, toen had ik SuicideBlonde zelfs als nickname, dus je zat er niet ver naast
Oh, ik vond het eik een open deur, maar het klopt dus. .
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:58
Xebrozius

Ik moet hard lachen als je vraagt hoe het gaat
Je geeft een slap handje hebt wat prietpraat paraat
Je likt je naar boven maar je hoort in de goot
Paling in een emmer snot, val maar dood!
Als een vuile hoer bij iedereen op schoot
Kwijlende hypocriet, val maar dood!

Punkers, yuppen, dat maakt 'm niet uit
De Prodent-glimlach belazerd de kluit

"Hallo, hoe gaat 't?" Da's je beste quote
Nou met mij alles goed, val maar dood!
"Je ziet er goed uit!" lult de idioot
Ik voel me anders knap beroerd, val maar dood!

Mijn maagzuur borrelt, teveel slap gezwets
Loosers met mooie woorden, te veel geklets
Je likt je naar boven maar je hoort in de goot
Paling in een emmer snot, val maar dood!
Als een vuile hoer bij iedereen op schoot
Kwijlende hypocriet, val maar dood!

"Hallo, hoe gaat 't?" Da's je beste quote
Nou met mij alles goed, val maar dood!
"Je ziet er goed uit!" lult de idioot
Ik voel me anders knap beroerd, val maar dood!

Heideroosjes - Val maar dood

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door terugkeerkloon op 21-11-2003 15:59]

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:59
Jerruh

young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...

young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
but you got to know this one thing!

no man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
and just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...

young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

that's when someone came up to me,
and said, young man, take a walk up the street.
there's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
they can start you back on your way.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, are you listening to me?
young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

Village people - "YMCA"

weg_29072015_01vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 15:59
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:57 schreef Swedish_Sven het volgende:
Whöhöhöhöhö !
Waar is de uitleg Swami Sven?

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door oling.org op 21-11-2003 16:02]

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:00
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:58 schreef terugkeerkloon het volgende:
Gnagnagnagnagna!
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:02
BHFH

Hey little girl, wanna go for a ride?
There's room in my wagon, its parked right outside
We can cruise down Robert Street all night long
But I think I'll just rape you and kill you instead

Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane

I hear there's a party at Lake Cove
It'd be so much easier if I drove
We could check it out, we could go and see
Come on, take a ride with me

Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane

Lay down together for a while
I'll put all your clothes in a nice, neat little pile
You're the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life
But it's over now and with my knife

Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane

Therapy - Diane

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door terugkeerkloon op 21-11-2003 16:03]

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:03
;-))))))

It read beskynt de greiden, de jun falt oer de mar
Der stean se mei har beiden en hy sjocht noch ris nei har
Se stean foar harren hutte fan polen, liem en ried
Sy han leit op har skurte, hy wurd mei koarten heit
It jier hast fyftjin hundert, feroare maatskippij
Se lije der net under, se fiele harren fry
Der is faaks wol wat geande, hy moat soms op oarlochspaad
Mar wer 't se eins foar steane, no dat wurdt er nea gewaar
Dochs ha se neat te kleien en al hawwe se gjin jild
It iten dat se krije is de rykdom fan it fjild
It jier hast fyftjin hundert, in nije hearskippij
Se buge der net under, se bliuwe altyd frij

De sinne skynt al ieuwen oer us lan
Bringt de iere moarn, else dei opnij
De wyn hellet noch alle dagen oan
Giet fan lan nei lan, eltse grins foarby

It read beskynt it kampke, de jun falt oer de sted
Der boartet in lyts famke, noch in skoftsje, aanst op bed
Se jeuzelt hunderd ut, de taal dy 't mem har bybrocht hat
Har heit ropt troch it rut dat se nei binnen komme moat
It jier is no hast twa tuzend, Europa dat wurdt nij
It famke sjont en dunset en laket dan nei my

De sinne skynt al ieuwen oer us lan
Bringt de iere moarn, else dei opnij
De wyn hellet noch alle dagen oan
Giet fan lan nei lan, eltse grins foarby

De Kast - Eltse Grins Foarby

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:05
terugkeerkloon

I'm the invisible man
I'm the invisible man
Incredible how you can
See right through me

When you hear a sound
That you just can't place
Feel somethin' move
That you just can't trace
When something sits
On the end of your bed
Don't turn around
When you hear me tread

I'm the invisible man
I'm the invisible man
Incredible how you can
See right through me
I'm the invisible man
I'm the invisible man
It's criminal how I can
See right through you

And I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed
And I'm in your life
And I'm in your head
Like C.I.A.
Or the F.B.I.
You'll never get close
Never take me alive

I'm the invisible man
I'm the invisible man
Incredible how you can
See right through me
I'm the invisible man
I'm the invisible man
It's criminal how I can
See right through you
Hah, hah, hah, hello
Hah, hah, hah, o.k.
Hah, hah, hah, hello-hello-hello-hello
Never had a real good friend - not a boy or girl
No-one knows what I've been through - let my flag unfurl
So I make my mark from the edge of the world
From the edge of the world
From the edge of the world

Now I'm on your track
And I'm in your mind
And I'm on your back
But don't look behind
I'm your meanest thought
I'm your darkest fear
But I'll never get caught
You can't shake me, shake me dear

I'm the invisible man
I'm the invisible man
Incredible how you can
See right through me
Watch me now
I'm the invisible man
I'm the invisible man
It's criminal how I can
See right through you
Look at me, look at me
R-R-R-R-Roger Taylor
Shake me, shake me, shake me dear
Sh-shake
Shake
Fu

Queen - "The invisible man"

Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:07
Swami

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
The love that's all around me
And so the feeling grows

It's written in the wind
It's everywhere I go
So if you really love me
Come on and let it show

You know I love you, I always will
My mind's made up by the way that I feel
There's no beginning,
There'll be no end
'Cause on my love you can depend

I see your face before me
As I lay on my bed
I cannot get to thinking
Of all the things you said

You gave your promise to me
And I gave mine to you
I need someone beside me
In everything I do

You know I love you, I always will
My mind's made up by the way that I feel
There's no beginning,
There'll be no end
'Cause on my love you can depend

I gotta keep it moving

It's written in the wind
Oh everywhere I go
So if you really love me
Come on and let it show
Come on and let it,
Come on and let it,
Come on and let it,
Come on and let it show

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:08
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:05 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
terugkeerkloon

Queen - "The invisible man"



***********************************************

Iddis_Eye:

Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his penis...

(Robin interrupts the song)

(Robin encounters the 3-Headed Knight)

(After Robin runs away from the 3-Headed Knight)


MINSTREL: Brave Sir Robin ran away

ROBIN: No!

MINSTREL (singing): Bravely ran away away

ROBIN: I didn't!

MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled

ROBIN: No!

MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about

ROBIN: I didn't!

MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet

ROBIN: I never did!

MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat

ROBIN: Oh, lie!

MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Robin

ROBIN: I never!

(Later, when Robin meets up with King Arthur)

MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing off home
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:08
Sazzefraz:

ik trap de fietse deur 't buulzand hen
op 'n zandpad tussen Slien en Erm
en as ik dadlijk even in Diphoorn ben
dan fiets ik deur
langs Ermerzand goa'k op Veenoord an
Neij Amsterdam en dan langs 't Dommersknaal
en as ik dan de kassen zie dan fiets ik deur

want ik wul aal wieder ik wul alles zien
de leste mooie dag van 't joar misschien
alhoewel 't met de winterdag ok donders mooi kan wezen

ik wul aal wieder deur noar Weiteveen
want achter op 't veld doar mag 'k graag wezen
a'k hier zo fietse en 't weijt nie slim
dan giet 't haost vanzelf

(refrein)
wie dot mij wat,
wie dot mij wat
wie dot mij wat vandage
'k heb de banden vol met wind
nee ik heb ja niks te klagen
wie dot mij wat,
wie dot mij wat
wie dot mij wat vandage
'k zol haost zeggen ja het mag wel zo

ik trap de fietse deur 't buulzand hen
op 'n zandpad langs de Duutse grens
ik denk da'k dalijk even kieken goa in't buutenland
de gruppe over, op noar Scheningsdorf
ik sta even te kieken bij'n iemenkorf
en ik stao hier even te denken wat za'k nou doen links of recht deur

want ik wul aal wieder nog naor Hebelmeer
'n kaorte he'k nie neudig want ik ken 't hier
want a'k daor dalijk over 'n slootie gao
dan ben'k weer terug in Nederland

ik wul aal weer wieder nog naor Barger-Compas
naor Klazienaveen-Noord en 't Oostersebos
a'k hier zo fietse en 't weijt nie slim
dan giet 't haost vanzelf

(refrein)

ik gao nou over Barger-Oosterveld
over 't schoelpattie kort daor bij de Honeywell
en dan recht deur tot de brugge van Oranjedorp
'n stukkie Bladderswieke en dan de Herendiek
en a'k pastoorse bos en de toren zie
dan fiets ik deur want 't weijt nie slim
't giet vandaag vanzelf

(refrein 2x)

Skik - Op Fietse

Freeflyervrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:09
hee Swami,

heb je ook wat leuks voor mij in gedachten ?

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:10
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:08 schreef terugkeerkloon het volgende:

[..]


terugkeerkloon

Yeah, ladies and gentleman
Broadcasting live to you and yours
It's Mr. X to the Z, Xzibit
Yeah, bounce it
Come on

The first day of the rest of my life
X stand behind the mic like Walker Kronkike
Y'all keep the spotlight
I'm keeping my rhymes tight
Lose sight of what you believe
And call it a night
This ain't the light - weight, cake mix shit
That you're used to
Teflon territory you just can't shoot through
You gon shoot who? (Who?)
Not even on your best day
Rollin' the Wild West way, givin' it up
Leavin' the whole world stuck not givin' a fuck
Laid in the cut now we break through in the rut
Hennesy and Orange Juice baby fill up a cup
Quick to grab Mary Jane by the butt and squeeze
Loosen up, let your hair down, and join the festivities
Overcrowd the house like lockdown facilities
Bitches be quick to give me brains while I post the range
Going up and down my dick like the stock exchange

{1} - (X) Rearrange the whole game with my rugged sound
(X) Won't even say your own name when I come around
(X) Stay on top but remain from the underground
(X) to the Z and we all in the family

{Repeat 1}

Ever since Xzibit has spit, been on some pimp shit
Approach every woman like a potential mistress
Shine bright, make sure that X stay tight
Cause tonight I might meet my next X wife
Mr. Big Chief Reefa, Xzibit use his dick like a Visa
I run it through and money come out
Runnin' your mouth, I'll have somebody run in your house
Ravel your spouse and have a little fun on the couch
Now you know that it was bound to happen
I came to give you what you lackin'
Whenever you hear them other niggas rappin
Rockin' chains, stadium, paladiums, cracked craniums
My whole skeleton is dipped in titanium
Drop tops sittin' on twenties
Using rappers like crash test dummies
Stackin' real estate and money
It's funny how things change overnight
When you thinking right
I beat the odds like Ike beat on his first wife

{Repeat 1 2x}

What an event?
We hardcore 100%
Making it stick, Los Angeles proudly presents
The real deal, how does it feel?
No special effects
Yank the chain off of your neck
Demand the respect
Now all your conversations sound strange to me
It be like everybody around me done changed but me
I stand alone on my own two feet
Stagger tracks, strangle the beat
Restless no time for sleep
Niggas be weak, I'm concrete like Bejamin Greet
It's a very thin line between a foe and a friend
Straight to the chair
(Not these niggas again)
Come back, bounce in the spot and slide right in
I ain't trying to see nothing but progress, regardless
Home of the heartless, move right, remain cautious
Represent nothing but the hustle and struggle
Hennesy, rock plenty of ice, making a double, now SCREAM

{Repeat 1 2x}

{Snoop Dogg}
So there you have it; A - B - C, D - P - G - C
X to the motherfuckin Z
Mr. Xuberant, Xtravagant, Xtrodinary, Xciting, X - a - lotta
X - O with a little bit of Xtasy
X - ing your bitch - ass out if you tryin to test the G
And what's the recipe? Xcalibur weaponary
And we shoot Xceptionally
That there is hot - X marks the spot?
Fuck naw, X spots the marks
Xclamation point, niggaz!

Xzibit - "X"

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:10
Jogy:

Refrain:

Always look on the bright side of life.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Strophe 1:

If life seems jolly rotten, theres something youve forgotten.

And thats to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When youre feeling in the dumps, dont be silly, chumps,

just purse your lips and whistle, thats the thing.

Strophe 2:

For life is quite absurd and deaths the final word,

you must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin.

Enjoy it - its your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death.

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Strophe3:

Lifes a piece of shit. When you look at it,

lifes a laugh and deaths a joke, its true.

Youll see its all a show. Keep them laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

Monthy Python - Bright side of life...

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:12
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:07 schreef Anosmie het volgende:
Swami

I see your face before me
As I lay on my bed


En dan? En dan?
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:12
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:09 schreef Freeflyer het volgende:
hee Swami,

heb je ook wat leuks voor mij in gedachten ?


Misschien deze?

Freeflyer:

I got the snowboard under my feet.

I can fly so high I can fall so deep.

But who do I see comin' up the track?

A little green man with his snowboard on his back.


Singing: And now I'm flying like an angel to the sun.

My feet are burning and I grab into another world.


With the lords of the boards

you'll come and get around

5x


With the lords of the boards, go mad like a clown


I can stay behind him if I can.

I wanna be a little more than an "also-ran".

Through every curve he's got me beat.

And maybe's time that I accept defeat.

And now I'm flying like an angel to the sun.

My feet are burning and I grab into another world.


With the lords of the boards

you'll come and get around

2x


With the lords of the boards, go mad like a clown.


With the lords of the boards

you'll come and get around

2x


With the lords of the boards, go mad like a clown.


With the lords of the boards

you'll come and get around

2x


With the lords of the boards, go mad like a clown.


With the lords of the boards

you'll come and get around

2x


With the lords of the boards, go mad like a clown.

Guano apes - Lors of the Boards

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door terugkeerkloon op 21-11-2003 16:13]

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:13
Swami:

[Black Thought]
Oooh
Up, up.. up, up.. Up, Up
Up, Up.. UP, UP UP UP!!
UP!! UP!! UP!!
UP I, UP I, UP I step, UP I walk
UP I climb, to the platform
on which I await the arrival of the, black liiiine
2000 the abstract nighttrain that should be arriving
in approximately eight complete lifetimes
Do you dig that, ON, track number one
or is it my one track mind?
With the same two hundred funky people packed together
on one car that seats sixty
Reminiscent of the Middle Passage only now we, gliiiide
over oceans of steel, and at the speed of light
from the window, in my eye, I can't see
Damn! Brother, excuse me brother
Would you mind not dripping your umbrella into my lap?
Now where was I? What, change to spare?
Man you better change your mind, change your plan
change your attitude, change your ideas to change your position
As I change my seat, and I change the channel on my WatchMan
Just in time, special guest, The Roots, on the
SOULLLLL TRAIN!
John Coltrane and chinese food is my date for the night
with that woman, with that girl, with that woman
with that lady, with that woman, with that child
child I'm honey, honey-child, and I gots ta
gotta, gots ta, gotta gots ta, gots ta gotta gotta get ready
Ready ready to go, read-read to go
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, GONE
DAMN! ...
I missed my stop.. Writters Block, hah!

The Roots - Writer's block

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:14
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:13 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
Swami:


The Roots - Writer's block


!
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:14
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:09 schreef Freeflyer het volgende:
hee Swami,

heb je ook wat leuks voor mij in gedachten ?


Freeflyer

Run and tell all of the angels
this could take all night
I think i need a devil to help me get things right
hook me up a new revoultion
cuz this one is a lie
we sat around laughin and watched the last one die

I'm lookin to the sky to save me
lookin for a sign of life
lookin for somethin to help me burn about bright
i'm lookin for a complication
lookin for cause i'm tired of lying
make my way back home and learn to fly

think i'm done nursing the patience
i can wait one night
i'd give it all away if you give me one last try
we'll live happily ever trapped if you just save my life
run tell the angels that everything's alright

I'm looking to the sky to save me
looking for a sign of life
looking for something to help me burn out bright
i'm looking for a complication
lookin cause i'm tired of tring *
make my way back home and learn to

fly along with me I can't quite make it alone
try to make this life my own
fly along with me I can't quite make it alone
try to make this life my own

Foo Fighters - "learn to fly"

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:15
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:13 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
Swami:
Geweldig! En nog één van mijn favoriete bands ook!
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:16
YeahRight101:

Massive Attack - Angel (erg mooi nummer!!!)

You are my angel
Come from way above
To bring me love

Her eyes
She's on the dark side
Neutralize
Every man in sight

To love you, love you, love you ...

You are my angel
Come from way above

To love you, love you, love you ...

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door terugkeerkloon op 21-11-2003 16:16]

Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:16
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:12 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
En dan? En dan?
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:39 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:

...
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down
...


JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:16
empty_ t/m 5:

These rooms play tricks upon you
Remember when they were always filled with laughter?
But now they're quite deserted
They seem to just echo voices raised in anger
Maybe you will see my face
Reflected there on the pane
In the window of our poor
Forlorn and broken home

Still this house is empty now
There's nothing I can do
To make you want to stay
So tell me how
Am I supposed to live without you?

These walls were lined with pictures
Remember the glass we charged in celebration?
But now I fill my life up
With all that I can to deaden this sensation

Do you recognize the face
Fixed in that fine silver frame
Were you really so unhappy then?
You never said

So this house is empty now
There's nothing I can do
To make you want to stay
So tell me how
Am I supposed to live without you?

Oh, if I could just become forgetful
When night seems endless
Does the extinguished candle care
About the darkness?

It's funny how my memry
Will bring you so close then make you disappear

Meanwhile all our friends must choose
Who they will favour, who they will lose
Hang the garland high or close the door
And throw away the key

This house is empty now
There's no one living here
You have to care about
This house is empty now
There's nothing I can do
To make you want to stay
So tell me how
Am I supposed to live without you?

This house is empty now
There's no one living here
You have to care about
This house is empty now
There's nothing I can do
To make you want to stay
So tell me how
Am I supposed to live without you?

Elvis Costello / Burt Bacharach - This house is empty now

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:17
Anosmie

Yeah! Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Can't you see that I am not afraid
What was that promise that you made
Why won't you tell me what she said
What was that promise that you made

Now, I'm gonna love you
Till the heavens stop the rain
I'm gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and I

Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Can't you see that I am not afraid
What was that promise that you made
Why won't you tell me what she said
What was that promise that you made

I'm gonna love you
Till the heavens stop the rain
I'm gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and I
I'm gonna love you
Till the heavens stop the rain
I'm gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and I

Stronger than dirt

The doors - "touch me"

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:19
Alles fanatieke R&P users:

X-Ray ~ Borderline

You can try to die
You can touch the borderline
Of yourself, of your mind
And you will observe the time
Of your life, of your soul
Throw your education overboard
And then blow your mind
And leave everything behind

So come on let us be
All borderliner
Let us see the vision
Let us see the vision

That's openwide
Openwide
And so familiar

When you bend over
Turn your head from your shoulder
While your body is a waterfall
And your soul refuses all
Walk through the tube
Of your lost imagination
And some flashlights stroken you
Turn your mind in something new

So come on let us be
All borderliner
Let us see the vision
Let us see the vision

But don't you know
Don' you know

Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:21
Swami

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at!

Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So come on and bring your jukebox money.

Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you
Your what?... Tin roof, rusted!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack

B52's - Love Shack

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:21
Gnagnagna, TKK...
Gnagnagna!
Pepper_25vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:22
Swami_Twelvinchalami


Comin' to ya on a dusty road
Good lovin' I got a truck load
And when you get it you got something
So don't worry cause I'm coming

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man

Got what I got the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey don't you fret
Cause you ain't seen nothing yet

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Play it Steve!
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man

Listen
I was brought up on a side street
I learned how to love before I could eat
I was educated from good stock
When I start lovin' I just can't stop

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man

Well grab the rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
You're a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man

Sam & Dave - Soul Man

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:22
Anosmie

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you moralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

Monty Python - Sit on my face

Shark.Baitvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:23
Voor de user: Otherside


How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I dont
I dont believe its bad
Slit my throat
Its all I ever

I heard your voice through a photograph
I thought it up and brought up the past
Once youve gone you can never go back
Ive got to take it on the otherside

Centuriees are what it meant to me
A cemetery where I marry the sea
Stranger things could never change my mind
Ive got to take it on the otherside
Take it on
Take it on

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I dont
I dont believe its bad
Slit my throat
Its all I ever

Pour my life into a paper cup
The ashtrays full and Im spillin my guts
She wants to know am I still a slut
Ive got to take it on the other side

Scarlet starlet and shes in my bed
A candidate for a soul mate bled
Push the trigger and pull the thread Ive got to take it on the otherside
Take it on the otherside
Take it on
Take it on

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I dont
I dont believe its bad
Slit my throat
Its all I ever

Turn me on take me for a hard ride
Burn me out leave me on the otherside
I yell and tell it that
Its not a friend
I tear it down I tear it down
And then its born again

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I dont
I dont believe its bad
Slit my throat
Its all I ever

How long I dont believe its bad
Slit my throat
Its all I ever

Red Hot Chili Peppers --Otherside

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:23
Yvonne, Breuls, Qyroz, Danny, Knorretje, CartWOman en verder iedereen met ban-rechten:

Let me explain to ya why n****** act like b******
See coz a b**** won't what, I aint talking about a woman,
I ain't talkin about a lady,
but you mother f****** listen to the album like why ya always say b****
coz you females can say it yourself there are b****** out there
Like theres punk ass n*****,
theres b***** a** n***** and theres men,
the ladies they the h***,
theres women and theres b******
N****** act like b**** a** n****** coz they wanna jock a n***** thats got it goin on just like a skanky b****
A b**** a** n***** is a male h**,
that n****** back stage knockin at the door
can I get in for free
no b**** you aint got no p****!
B**** a** n***** what you servin in this equation
one plus one equal two that will never happen wit me and you, b**** a** n*****
B**** a** n***** will come to your door and knock and say remember me?
No n***** I dont remember you, coz when I was creating me you told me I would never be me
now that I am here your mother f****** b**** a** is sayin can I take a free ride
F*** you and your mama for f****** your daddy and havin your ignorant b**** a**
Thats a b**** a** n*****!

Xzibit - B**** A** N*****

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:24
R2cksson:

It's okay don't be ashamed allow yourself a little hate, I really hate hate haters
a little hate is not so bad, when directed at injustice and evil doers
you can turn the other cheek, but dont turn the other way, indifference is our biggest threat

Enemy of the planet we finally have a common cause a catalyst
a reason to forget about our differences and stand as a united front it's up to us
to expose and humiliate the Errorists, the American Errorists, we'll start with one
I know just one, the war has begun

NOFX - American Errorists ( I hate hate haters).

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:24
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:22 schreef Pepper_25 het volgende:
Swami_Twelvinchalami
Pepper_25
I've been really tryin , baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,

Let's get it on
Lets get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

We're all sensitive people
With so much love to give, understand me sugar
Since we got to be
Lets say, I love you

There's nothin wrong with me
Lovin you---
And givin yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true

Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush....

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

Marvin Gaye - "let's get it on"

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:30
PDD:

Something's not right
Urban sprawl, from urban blight
something's not right
when history turn into a building site
locked out, fenced up, closed down without a sound
Something's not right
when downtown is just all blinking lights
Something's not right
when strip malls and condos are at your every side

Less Than Jake - Lockdown

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:30
hahahaha!
Sunchaser & MikeyMo:

Too much of a good thing
Has really burned me out
I'm sick of satisfaction
And living in a drought

Just be yourself
Anyway that you want to
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can
Just be yourself
Anyway that you want to, baby
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can

The center of attention
Is livin' on the edge
The thirty-second floor
I'm standing on a ledge

Got to get this straight
'Cause we're running too late

Just be yourself
Anyway that you want to, baby
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can
Just be yourself
Anyway that you want to, baby
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can

Just be yourself
Anyway that you want to, baby
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can
Just be yourself
Anyway that you want to, baby
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can
Just be yourself
Anyway that you want to
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can
Just be yourself
Anyway that you want to, baby
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can
Just be yourself
Anyway, baby
Just be yourself
Anyway that you can

Morcheeba ~ Be Yourself

SuperUlivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:31
En ik? En ik? En ik? En ik?
Freeflyervrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:31
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:12 schreef terugkeerkloon het volgende:

Misschien deze?

Freeflyer:

Guano apes - Lors of the Boards


quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:14 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:

Freeflyer

Foo Fighters - "learn to fly"


[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Freeflyer op 21-11-2003 16:32]

JohnnyKnoxvillevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:31
Whehehe tkk.
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:35
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:31 schreef SuperUli het volgende:
En ik? En ik? En ik? En ik?
Hey won't someone please buy me a beer
I just can't find a bottle anywhere
And my head's so foggy and I can't see clear
I wish somebody would buy me a beer

Jump in the truck and head for home
Where me and my brew can be alone
But hung on the fridge what did I see
But a bitty note, well woe is me
It said in a voice so loud and clear
Guess what! You forgot to buy beer

Hey won't someone please buy me a beer
I just can't find a bottle anywhere
And my head's so foggy and I can't see clear
I wish somebody would buy me a beer

Jump in the truck and head for the store
Just gotta get out and buy some more
Well mutter and swear I did that day
Someone was going to have to pay
Don't care about clothes or a woman near
But damn, someone's been drinking my beer

Hey won't someone please buy me a beer
I just can't find a bottle anywhere
And my head's so foggy and I can't see clear
I wish somebody would buy me a beer

When just ahead I see a bright light
It said "beer here- and we're open all night"
Well pull up I did in such great haste
For the beer I could not wait to taste
"A six pack for the road, Mr. Hill"
I said as I reached to pay my bill

Hey won't someone please buy me a beer
I just can't find a bottle anywhere
And my head's so foggy and I can't see clear
I wish somebody would buy me a beer

It was then my face turned ashen white
For my wallet was nowhere in sight
Jump in the truck and head for home
Got me no beer, and I'm alone
I'm sitting around sulking in my chair pleading:
HEY WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME A BEER

Hey won't someone please buy me a beer
I just can't find a bottle anywhere
And my head's so foggy and I can't see clear
I wish somebody would buy me a beer

Hey won't someone please buy me a beer
I just can't find a bottle anywhere
And my head's so foggy and I can't see clear
I wish somebody would buy me a beer

Hey won't someone please buy me a beer
I just can't find a bottle anywhere
And my head's so foggy and I can't see clear
I wish somebody would buy me a beer

Hey won't someone please buy me a beer
I just can't find a bottle anywhere
And my head's so foggy and I can't see clear
I wish somebody would buy me a beer

Mike Buric & Bill Danylo ~ Beersong

VelvetAcidChristvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:36
Ik doe wel ene voor mezelf danke....

Anti choice
Anti girl
I am the anti-flag unfurled
Anti white and anti law
I got the anti-future plan
Anti fascist
Anti mod
I am the anti-music god
Anti sober
Anti whore
There will never be enough of anti more
I cant believe in the things
That dont believe in me
Now its your turn to see misanthropy
Anti people now youve gone too far
Heres your antichrist superstar
Anti money
Anti hate
Anti things I fucked and ate
Anti cop
Anti fun
Here is my anti-president gun
Anti satan
Anti black
Anti world is on my back
Anti gay and anti dope
I am the faggot anti-pope
(bridge)
(chorus)
Anti peace
Anti life
Anti husband, anti wife
Anti song and anti me
I dont deserve a chance to be
(chorus)
You built me up with your wishing hell
I didnt have to sell you
You threw your money in the pissing well
You do just what they tell you
Repent, thats what Im talking about
I shed the skin to feed the fake
Repent, thats what Im talking about
Whose mistake am I anyway?
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now youll see your star
Prick your finger it is done
The moon has now eclipsed the sun
The angel has spread its wings
The time has come for bitter things

(chorus)

The time has come it is quite clear
Our antichrist
Is almost here...
It is done

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:38
VelvetAcidChrist

Alfred Jodokus Kwak ~ fröhlich

Warum bin ich so fröhlich,

so fröhlich,

so fröhlich?

Bin ausgesprochen fröhlich,

so fröhlich war noch niiie

ich war schon öfter fröhlich

ganz fröhlich

ganz fröhlich

doch so verblüffend fröhlich

war ich bis heute noch nie


(Maulwurf:)

Er ist auch schon mal traurig

so abgrund-tief traurig

dann ist er schaurig traurig,

dann tut ihm alles weh


(Ente:)

warum bin ich so fröhlich

so fröhlich,

so fröhlich?

Bin ausgesprochen fröhlich

so fröhlich war ich niiiiie

Perfecte verwoording van een psychose

VelvetAcidChristvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:39
Perfecte verwoording van een psychose


Naja hier kan ik wel wat mee ja..!

SexyRomeovrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:41
Yvonne

Freak me, baby (Ah, yeah)
Freak me, baby (Mmm, just like that)
Freak me, baby (Ah, yeah)
Freak me, baby

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you

Baby, dont you understand
I wanna be your nasty man
I wanna make your body scream
And you will know just what I mean (You know what I mean)

24 carat gold
To warm the nights when you get cold
I wanna lick you up and down (Baby, yeah, bay, yeah)
And then I wanna lay you down, come on Silk sing

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Lick you up and down)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot (Let me make you real hot)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (Whoa, ho, oh)
Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you

I love the taste of whip cream (Hey)
Spread it on, dont be mean (Baby, dont be mean)
You know I cant resist you, girl
Ill fly you all around the world (All around the world, oh, baby)

I wanna see your body drip
Come on let me take a sip (Come on, come on, come on, come on)
Take off what you cherish most (come on, come on, come on, come on, baby)
Cause when I brag I like to brag and boast

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Lick you up and down, oh, baby)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot
(I wanna play with your body, baby, I wanna play with your body, girl)
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you

You, you, you, you (Oh, you)
You, you, you, you (Let me freak you)
You, you, you, you (All of you)
Yeah, come on, come on

You, you, you, you (Oh...you)
You, you, you, you (Let me do you)
Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Freak me, baby)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot (Freak me, baby)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (Freak me, baby)
Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you

(Baby, dont stop) Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Baby, dont stop)
Let me play (Baby, dont stop) with your body, baby, make you real hot (Hey...)
Let me do (Baby, dont stop) all the things you want me to do (Baby, dont stop)
Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky, freaky

(Let me lick you up and down) Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body, baby (Up and down), make you real hot
(Let me make you soakin wet, baby)
Let me do all the things (Oh...) you want me to do
Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you

Silk - "freak me"

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door SexyRomeo op 21-11-2003 16:42]

weg_29072015_01vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:42
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:41 schreef SexyRomeo het volgende:
Yvonne

Freak me, baby (Ah, yeah)

[su]Silk - "freak me"[/sub]


VelvetAcidChristvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:42
Voor Grayburn:


Let us burn one from end to end,
And pass it over to me my friend.
Burn it long, we'll burn it slow,
To light me up before I go.

If you don't like my fire, then don't come around,
'cause I'm gonna burn one down.
Yes, I'm gonna burn one down.

My choice is what I choose to do,
And if I'm causing no harm, it shouldn't bother you.

Your choice is who you choose to be,
And if you're causin' no harm, then you're alright with me.

If you don't like my fire, then don't come around,
'cause I'm gonna burn one down.
Yes, I'm gonna burn one down.

Herb the gift from the earth,
And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.
So before you knock it try it first,
Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.

If you don't like my fire, then don't come around,
'cause I'm gonna burn one down.
Yes, I'm gonna burn one, oohhh.

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:44
Sexy Romeo

Spy on me baby use
satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
I´m gonna like the way you fight
(And I love the way you fight)

Now you found the secret code I use
To wash away my lonely blues
Well, so I can´t deny or lie cause you´re there
Only wan´t to make me fly

Chorus
Sexbomb, sexbomb you´re a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
(Give it to me)
Sexbomb sexbomb you´re my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on
(Baby you can turn me on
You know what you´re doing to me don´t you. ha ha,
I love you do)

Now don´t get me wrong ain´t gonna do you no harm
This bomb´s for lovin´ you can shoot it far
I´m your main target come and help me ignite
Love struck holding you tight, hold me tight darlin´

Make me explode although you know
The route to go to sex me slow, slow baby
And yes I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that, ha ha ha

Chorus 2x
Sexbomb, sexbomb you´re my sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you´re my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on
(Turn me on darlin´)
Sexbomb ,sexbomb you´re my sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb, sexbomb your´re my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

You can give me more and more counting up the score
You can turn me upside down and inside out
You can make me feel the real deal
And I can give it to you any time because you´re mine

Tom Jones ~ Sex bomb

iddis_eyevrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:46
Ik ga weg; misschien tot vanavond.
iddis_eye

Ronnie gaat naar huis
Kijk maar in zijn tas
Een cassette en de schelpen uit zijn la
Het ging een tijdje slecht
Maar dat is nou voorbij

Heb je het al gehoord
Ronnie gaat naar huis
Zijn glimlach maakt het zomer voor altijd
Kijk maar op de lijst
Ronnie gaat naar huis

De gaten in de muur
De poster van Parijs
Soep om twaalf uur
En heel de dag TV
Ronnie weet heel goed
Hoe de nachten kunnen zijn
Als je met tellen bent gestopt

Ronnie gaat naar huis
En s avonds naar het strand
En de schaduw die zich Ronnie noemde
Was een andere man

Het spook is uit zijn hoofd
Ik zei toch dat het kon
Misschien dat hij nog belt
Maar dat zal waarschijnlijk niet
Kijk maar hoe hij loopt
Ronnie gaat naar huis

En als de bus dan stopt
Zal de maan van zilver zijn
Wordt het zomer voor altijd
In het huis waar Ronnie woont

En als de bus dan stopt
Zal de maan van zilver zijn
Wordt het zomer voor altijd
In het huis waar Ronnie woont

En als de bus dan stopt
Zal de maan van zilver zijn
Wordt het zomer voor altijd
In het huis waar Ronnie woont

En als de bus dan stopt
Zal de maan van zilver zijn
Wordt het zomer voor altijd
In het huis waar Ronnie woont

Spinvis - "Ronnie gaat naar huis"

SuperUlivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:47
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:35 schreef terugkeerkloon het volgende:

[..]

-knip-


[ ] Gé-wél-díg!
Anosmievrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:47
Swami .

You could say this was an independent love song
It's nothing like to us what love meant to them
But, that's not to say the love we have isn't big or that strong
I'm doing it a different way
I'm doing it a different way

You might say this another boring love song
To be together and forever be true
And so today it's much the same as it was then
I'm doing it a different way
I'm doing it a different way

Chorus:
I'll show you how to take me
Go down go down
And I'll show you how to turn me
Right on right on
And I'll show you how to touch me
Right on right on right on
Right on right on right on

Now it's fine that many men will look my way
And I'll let them take me home and let them show me the way
And sure I'll like a few but I'll leave the rest to play
I'm doing it a different way
I'm doing it a different way

Chorus


In a different way, in a different way
In a different way, in a different way
In a different way, in a different way
In a different way

I'll show you how to take me
Go down go down
And I'll show you how to turn me
Right on right on
And I'll show you how to touch me
Right on right on right on
Right on right on right on

You could say this was an independent love song
It's nothing like to us what love meant to them
But that's not to say the love we have isn't good or that strong
I'm doing it a different way
I'm doing it a different way

Scarlet - Independent Lovesong

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:47
Xebro

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[E]Here comes the [D]heli[C]copter, [D]
[E]Second [D]time [C]today [D]
[E]Every[D]body [C]scatters[D]
[E]And hopes it [D]goes [C]away [D]
[E]How many [D]kids they've [C]murdered[D]
[E]Only [D]God can [C]say [B]
[A]If I had a rocket [D]launcher
[A]If I had a rocket [D]launcher
[A]If I had a rocket [D]launcher
I'd make somebody pay [E] [D] [C] [D] [E] [D] [C]

I don't believe in guarded borders and I don't believe in hate
I don't believe in generals or their stinking torture states
And when I talk with the survivors of things too sickening to relate
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
I would retaliate

On the Rio Lacuntun one hundred thousand wait
To fall down from starvation or some less humane fate
Cry for Guatemala with a corpse in every gate
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
I would not hesitate

{c:INSTRUMENTAL}

I want to raise every voice, at least I've got to try
Every time I think about it water rises to my eyes
Situation desperate echoes of the victim's cry
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
Some son-of-a-bitch would die

Bruce Cockburn ~ If i had a rocket launcher

weg_29072015_01vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:50
Brechtje

Jaahahaaa!
Weet u waar ik heel erg van hou?
Van paarden!
Ik hou heel erg van paarden! Ik hou van dikke paarden, dunne paarden, grote paarden, kleine paarden, maar ook van zwarte paarden met een witte punt op hun kop! Ja, daar hou ik van.
En ik vind het altijd zo mooi met paarden, dat ze steigeren tegen de achtergrond van een ondergaande zon. Dat vin' ik mooi.
Vroeger dan ging ik altijd paardje rijden. Dat zat ik zo op de rug van het paard met een plank. Als je paard dan moes' lopen, dan sloeg ik 'm met die plank zo *pats* op zijn kop. En dan schrok ie. En dan ging ie lopen. En als ik wat harder wilde, dan sloeg ik wat harder *PATS*. En als ik er vanaf wilde, dan sloeg ik zo hard *PATS!* dat ie door z'n voorpoten zakte en kon ik er zo vanaf stappen.
En als ik dan weer verder wilde, pakte ik een emmer ijskoud water, gooide dat over zijn kop, schrok ie weer wakker en dan gingen we verder paardje rijden! En met een goed paard deed ik dan een week.

En na die week was het paard dan rijp voor de jacht. Dan ging ik met mijn vrienden op paardenjacht! En dan joegen wij het paard zo strategisch in een hoek... van de eh.. stal. En dan stond ik zo te trappen tegen zijn benen - want een paard heb' benen hÞ? - en bleef je maar trappen tot ie als een blok beton tegen de grond viel en dan met de blote hand wurgen.
Dan kon wel effe duren ja!
Maar dames en heren, er waren ook mensen, en daar wil ik me bij deze graag van distantiÙren, dat waren mensen die vond het leuk leuk, die om als dat het paard dood op de grond lag om dan.... het dode paard... in de reet te neuken! Ja, maar daar hou ik niet van. Dat heb' met sport helemaal niks te maken!

Hans Teeuwen - Paarden

terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:51
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:50 schreef oling.org het volgende:
Brechtje

Hans Teeuwen - Paarden


Die is geweldig in die context , ,

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:51
Anosmie

I wanna fuck you in the ass
I wanna fuck you in the ass
I wanna fuck you in the ass
I wanna fuck you in the ass
I wanna fuck you in the ass
I wanna fuck you in the ass
Etc.

Outhere brothers - "I wanna fuck you in the ass"

Catwoman1986vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:52
En voor mij?
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:54
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:51 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Anosmie

Ik snap wel dat je pijn hebt
Maar denk ook een keer aan mij
Ik heb ook verdriet, schat
Net zoveel als jij
En als ik je geslagen heb
Dan was dat niet bewust
Maar ik heb al twintig keer gezegd
Dat ik geen spaghetti lust
Snoopy, lief Snoopy

Toe nou, niet meer huilen schat
Het is zo irritant
Maak er nou geen drama van
Zo'n wond is best charmant
Haal nu maar een pilsje voor me
Doe dat nu maar gauw
Je weet toch dat ik ondanks alles
Heel veel van je hou

Snoopy, lief Snoopy

Hans Teeuwen - Snoopy


[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door terugkeerkloon op 21-11-2003 16:55]

VelvetAcidChristvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:55
Deze past bij vele Fok!kers...

Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?
I feel
I feel like taking a life.
Please, I want to steal the kitchen knife
and feel
Feel like taking a life

Daddy, can I go out and hunt tonight
Like you do on Sunday mornings?

Honey, give me a real gentle knife
To feel
Feel like taking a life

Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?
I feel
I feel like taking a life.
Please, I want to steal the kitchen knife
and feel
Feel like taking a life

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:56
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:52 schreef Catwoman1986 het volgende:
En voor mij?
Catwoman1986
I got a Black Magic Woman.
I got a Black Magic Woman.
Yes, I got a Black Magic Woman,
She's got me so blind I can't see;
But she's a Black Magic Woman and
she's trying to make a devil out of me.

Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby,
Don't mess around with your tricks;
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.

You got your spell on me, baby.
You got your spell on me, baby.
Yes, you got your spell on me, baby,
Turnin' my heart into stone;
I need you so bad,
Magic Woman I can't leave you alone.

Santana - "black magic woman"

Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:56
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:55 schreef VelvetAcidChrist het volgende:
Deze past bij vele Fok!kers...
Miss kittin...past dus ook wel bij Catwoman1986.
VelvetAcidChristvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:57
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:56 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:

[..]

Miss kittin...past dus ook wel bij Catwoman1986.


Jep!
Catwoman1986vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:57
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:56 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:

[..]

Miss kittin...past dus ook wel bij Catwoman1986.


Hoewel ik toch niet echt zo'n moordend iemand ben ofzo
Swami_Twelvinchalamivrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:58
Nu ga ik echt naar huis.
Vaarwel.
Catwoman1986vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 16:58
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:58 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Nu ga ik echt naar huis.
Vaarwel.
doei
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:00
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 16:52 schreef Catwoman1986 het volgende:
En voor mij?
To the Batmobile, let's go!
Atomic batteries to power.
Turbines to speed...
Roger, Let it move out.

Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Tadadadadadadadadadadada

Batmááááááááán!

Tizmovrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:01
Waar kan ik zo'n site vinden met die lyrics ?
Catwoman1986vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:02
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:00 schreef terugkeerkloon het volgende:

[..]

To the Batmobile, let's go!
Atomic batteries to power.
Turbines to speed...
Roger, Let it move out.

Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Batmán, Batmán, Batmán,
Tadadadadadadadadadadada

Batmááááááááán!


VelvetAcidChristvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:02
Terugkeerkloon , heb je mijn wonderlijke topics niet gemist?
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:02
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:01 schreef Tizmo het volgende:
Waar kan ik zo'n site vinden met die lyrics ?
http://www.lyricsweb.de/

Helaas wel met een pop-up afentoe...

Catwoman1986vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:02
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:01 schreef Tizmo het volgende:
Waar kan ik zo'n site vinden met die lyrics ?
http://songteksten.pagina.nl/
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:03
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:02 schreef VelvetAcidChrist het volgende:
Terugkeerkloon , heb je mijn wonderlijke topics niet gemist?
Ik heb flink gelurkt
Tizmovrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:04
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:02 schreef Catwoman1986 het volgende:

[..]

http://songteksten.pagina.nl/


quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:02 schreef terugkeerkloon het volgende:
<blockquote><font size="1" face="verdana, arial, helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:01 schreef Tizmo het volgende:
Waar kan ik zo'n site vinden met die lyrics ?<hr></blockquote>http://www.lyricsweb.de/

Helaas wel met een pop-up afentoe...


Dank
terugkeerkloonvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:04
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:04 schreef Tizmo het volgende:

[..]


[..]

Dank


Mijn qoute, wat doe je?
VelvetAcidChristvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:04
Na lang zoeken!

i was floating around the atmosphere
i liked what i saw so i came down here
i was looking for something, looking for something
and the sky came up to meet with me
magnetic forces greeted me
i was looking for something, looking for something
i'm a superhuman 3-d baby
a hollywood brainchild to drive you crazy
and i'm coming your way real soon
i'm the catwoman from the moon
now peace and love like a willow tree
have hung their heads and wept for me
and i'm looking for someone, looking for someone
so earth, don't you betray me
i'm willing to have your baby
are you looking for someone, looking for someone
i'm a superhuman 3-d baby
a hollywood brainchild to drive you crazy
and i'm coming your way real soon
i'm the catwoman from the moon

Tizmovrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:05
Jerruh

I was lying on the
grass on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self-defeat
My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and
beat
A comfortable three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning
weak
Impaired my tribal lunar-speak
And of course you can´t become if you only say what you would
have done
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it´s up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I´m not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet
Check, c´mere c´mere, c´mere
wow, look at her
i know
i´ve never seen sharon look so bad before
i did once before, but this is pretty bad
yeah, what do you think she got up to last night?
ha ha ha
well, i, karen i love you
I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street
l-a-t-e-r that week
My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy
treats
An incredible eight foot heap
Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under
heat
Involved an under usual feet
And I´m not only among but I invite who I want to come
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it´s up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I´m not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet

I know it´s done for me
If you steal my sunshine
Not as some and hard to see
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping dumb and built to beat
If you steal my sunshine

My Sunshine
If you steal my sunshine

.

Tizmovrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:07
Anosmie

When I first held you I was cold.
A melting snowman I was told.
But there was no-one there to hold before I swore that I would be alone forever more.

Wow, look at you now, flowers in the window.
It's such a lovely day,
and I'm glad you feel the same,
'Cos to stand up, out in the crowd, you are on in a million,
and I love you so let's watch the flowers grow.

There is no reason to feel bad.
But there are many seasons to feel glad, sad, mad.
It's just a bunch of feelings that we have to hold,
but I am here to help you with the load.

Wow, look at you now, flowers in the window.
It's such a lovely day,
and I'm glad you feel the same,
'Cos to stand up, out in the crowd, you are on in a million,
and I love you so let's watch the flowers grow.

So now, we're here and now is fine.
So far away from there and there is time, time, time.
To plant new seeds and watch them grow so tere'll be flowers in the window when we go.

Wow, look at you now, flowers in the window.
It's such a lovely day,
and I'm glad you feel the same,
'Cos to stand up, out in the crowd, you are on in a million,
and I love you so let's watch the flowers grow.
Wow, look at you now, flowers in the window.
It's such a lovely day,
and I'm glad you feel the same,
'Cos to stand up, out in the crowd, you are on in a million,
and I love you so let's watch the flowers grow.

Tizmovrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:08
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:04 schreef terugkeerkloon het volgende:

[..]

Mijn qoute, wat doe je?


Dat doet fok .
Catwoman1986vrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:08
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 17:04 schreef Tizmo het volgende:

[..]


[..]

Dank


alsje
yozdvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 17:53
yozd

Osdorp Posse - Bier

Yo, Def P.! Hoe begint een tof feest

Pass me the ...

Stuur alle discosukkels naar buiten,
blijfen ze staan, gooi ze dan door de ruiten.
Want het is laag tuig en voor mij moeten ze buigen,
en dan schop ik hun gebit aan duigen.
Want op mijn feest draait niemand pop,
maar alleen hiphop,
en wie zeikt aan m'n kop,
die krijgt een schop,
in z'n kier want Def P. is hier en geef mij maar

Bier, is hier, voor plezier!
Bier, is hier, voor plezier!

Dit is een ode aan m'n bier,
een toverdrank die altijd zorgt voor plezier.
Vers uit het vat of uit een krat,
zelfs met blikkies zuip ik me nog zat.
De een drinkt rum, de ander gin,
maar met bier komt pas echt de stemming er in.
Ze zeggen in de hemel is geen bier,
want waarvoor anders kwam jezus hier

Bier, is hier, voor plezier!
Bier, is hier, voor plezier!

Na een bier of vijf, versier je elk wijf.
Na een bier of zes, kijk je niet op een fles.
Na een bier of zeven, begin je te leven.
Na een bier of acht, voel je de kracht.
Na een bier of negen, kun je overal tegen.
Na een bier of tien, ga je anders zien.
Na een bier of elf, kun je lachen om jezelf, en
Na een bier of twaalf, is niets meer schandalig.

Bier, is hier, voor plezier!
Bier, is hier, voor plezier!

Bier, daarvoor ben ik hier,
maar elke vier moer ik pissen als een stier.
Maar dat is goed, want als je niet pissen moet,
dan zit je zo vol van je voet tot je hoed.
Zolang er wordt geschonken blijven we dronken
en daarna in het donker lekker ronken.
De volgende ochtend ben je muf als een stier,
en het enige medicijn is..

Bier is hier, voor plezier!
Bier is hier, voor plezier!

Scandalousvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 19:40
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:25 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
En voor Scandy:
Tom Jones - She's a Lady
*knippert met wimpers*

GWDvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 19:51
Now Ladies come, ladies go,
Out my revolving door
Some ladies never come back,
Most come back for more.
Iave got a house in the hills
With a door that spins.
Goes in and out,
Out and in,
aRound and around again.

I live a life these player haters
Would love to be living.
Since a kid, Iave been surrounded
By beautiful women.
And slippena in them
To win them
The unforgiven.
Still somethingas missing,
Cuz deep inside Iam suffering
Of a lonely heart condition.
Wishing I could find a girl
That would take me away
From the chaos of the city
And the everday part that I play.
Tell me why lay low,
Why say no
When I got girls serenading at
My window.
Ladies good to go
Weas major league
The new breed. No so - so.
Highly advanced and got the game
To get in any girlas pants.
And romance her stone
Cuz I more than hold my own
They call me Shifty Capone
I make them moan
Yes, Iam the one.
Between the sheets,
I amaze and stun.
Ainat no need for me to brag
About the way that Iam hung.
Letas just say I got the skills
To get the flyest girl sprung.
Or to take and make
An older lady feel young.

I keep my girls in rotation,
Door rotating.
You looking for a good time,
Iam always on vacation.
You could stop by baby,
If you want to try your luck.
But donat waste my time,
Unless youare down to fuck.
Unless youare coming back for more,
Well then you know whatas up.
You know the routine
Girl, youare not the one.
Youare just a one night fling.
Some ass to hold this casanova over.
Till the right girl pass,
Iall drop this lifestyle fast.
Cuz what Iam really looking for
Is the one will last
And make my present past.
My adolescence surpassed.
By the will to chill,
Iam looking for something real.
In a world of fake hos in high heels
Iall drop hot wax on your nipples,
Causing trouble.
And when you ride me,
Yo, Iall be throwing up that triple double
My sex driveas kicking.
Iam sexually exploring.
So many possibilities,
It seems my life could never get boring.
Cuz Iam not fucking around.
Iall rub you down the right way.
Iall rock your world nightly.
So, can I hit it lightly?
Yo, girl, I like it like that.
Let me hit it from the back.
Iam a natural aphrodisiac.
Better known as a Mac.

woutfvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 21:02
*kopt in*
quote:
Come. Closer.
Feel what U've been dyin' 4
Don't be afraid, baby
Touch it and explode
Understand, understand that I love U
But more than that - I want U
Everybody always told me
"Good things come 2 those who wait"
But I've got so much on the menu
I just can't wait, I just can't, I can't wait baby
I can't wait baby
I can wrap my legs around U girl
Cuz sugar, U know U're just the kind of lover
That I've been looking 4
2 night why don't we skip all the 4 play, mamma
And just get down here on the floor

Scandalous
I'm talkin' about U and me
Marvelous - baby, baby, can't U see
Anything U've ever dreamed of
I'm willing 2 be
2 night it's gonna be scandalous
Cuz 2 night I'm gonna be your fantasy

My dearest, my dearest

(Whisper) Whisper a question
With my body (body) I'll scream a reply
Anything's acceptable
Just ask me and I'll try it
2 hell with hesitation
2 hell with the reasons why

Scandalous
I'm talkin' about U and me
Marvelous - baby, baby, can't U see
Anything U've ever dreamed of
I'm willing 2 be
2 night it's gonna be scandalous
Cuz 2 night I'm gonna be your fantasy

Baby, baby, baby

Oh girl, the things U make me do!
Genius is the only way 2 describe U
Anything U've ever dreamed of baby
Just ask me - I'll do, I'll do,
I'll do it 4 U baby

Anything at all
Spirits rise and spirits fall
Anything U ever dreamed off, I'm willing 2 be
2 night is gonna be scandalous
Cuz 2 night I'm, 2 night I'm gonna be your fantasy!

Scandalous
I'm talkin' about U and me
Marvelous - baby, baby, can't U see
Anything U've ever dreamed of
I'm willing 2 be
2 night it's gonna be scandalous
Cuz 2 night I'm gonna be your fantasy

Scandalous, marvelous


Scandalousvrijdag 21 november 2003 @ 21:14
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 21:02 schreef woutf het volgende:
*kopt in*
[..]
Geil!
woutfzaterdag 22 november 2003 @ 00:21
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 21:14 schreef Scandalous het volgende:

[..]

Geil!


I know
ondeugendzaterdag 22 november 2003 @ 17:46
Captain_Chaos

Everyone round keeps putting us down, let it go
It's the same old play in a grown up day
It's a stinging sensation
Hanging round on every corner
Where, all the young kids i know want to be

We only wanna stay young, we only wanna be free
He doesn't wanna be you, she doesn't wanna be me
We're all young heroes
We're all young heroes

Shouted down pushed and we're gettin' real bushed
Just have your say and we'll do it your way
If it makes you fell better
Nothing much to add to what i say
'cause i know just how it fells to be

We only wanna stay young, we only wanna be free
He doesn't wanna be you, she doesn't wanna be me
We're all young heroes
We're all young heroes

We only wanna be free

Kim Wilde - Young heroes

Swami_Twelvinchalamizaterdag 22 november 2003 @ 17:49
Jeuj, een topickick !
Dank, ondeugend !
ondeugendzaterdag 22 november 2003 @ 17:49
Dagizmo

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated ¨c yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, well intoxicated

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter

I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator ¨c yeah
I'm the one infected, twisted animator

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter

The prodigy - Firestarter

dagizmozondag 23 november 2003 @ 23:08
quote:
Op zaterdag 22 november 2003 17:49 schreef ondeugend het volgende:
Dagizmo

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated ¨c yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, well intoxicated

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter

I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator ¨c yeah
I'm the one infected, twisted animator

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter

The prodigy - Firestarter


. .

Thnx Ondeugend .


.

Captain_Chaosmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 02:26
ondeugend

since i met you
this small town hasn't got room
for my big feelings

violently happy
'cause i love you

violently happy
but you're not here

violently happy
come calm me down
before i get into trouble

i tip-toe down to the shore
stand by the ocean
make it roar at me
and i roar back

violently happy
'cause i love you

violently happy
but you're not here

violently happy
overemotional

violently happy
i'll get into trouble
real soon
if you don't get here
baby

violently happy
'cause i love you

violently happy
i'm aiming too high

violently happy
it will get me into trouble
violently happy
i'm driving my car
too fast
with ecstatic music on

violently happy
i'm getting too drunk

violently happy
i'm daring people
to jump off roofs with me

only you
can calm me down
i'm aiming too high

soothe me

Björk - Violently Happy

Deze text móet haast wel geschreven zijn terwijl 'ondeugend' model stond

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Captain_Chaos op 24-11-2003 02:31]

ondeugendmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 02:31
quote:
Op zondag 23 november 2003 23:08 schreef dagizmo het volgende:

[..]

. .

Thnx Ondeugend .


.


Tnx ?
Was het positief bedoeld dan ?

dagizmomaandag 24 november 2003 @ 09:06
quote:
Op maandag 24 november 2003 02:31 schreef ondeugend het volgende:

[..]

Tnx ?
Was het positief bedoeld dan ?


.

*pets*
* dagizmo slaat de billetjes van Ondeugend rood.

Swami_Twelvinchalamimaandag 24 november 2003 @ 09:45
SexyRomeo
He's a man
With a plan
Got a counterfeit dollar in his hand
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Playin' hard
Talkin' fast
Makin' sure that he won't be the last
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Makes a deal
With a smile
Knowin' all the time that his lie's a mile
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Must be seen
There's no doubt
He's the coolest one with the biggest mouth
He's Misstra Know-It-All

If you tell him he's livin' fast
He will say what do you know
If you had my kind of cash
You'd have more than one place to go oh

Oou... oou... oou oou... oou...

Any place
He will play
His only concern is how much you'll pay
He's Misstra Know-It-All

If he shakes
On a bet
He's the kind of dude that won't pay his debt
He's Misstra Know-It-All

When you say that he's livin wrong
He'll tell you he knows he's livin' right
And you'd be a stronger man
If you took Misstra Know-lt-All's advice oh oh

oou... oou... oou oou... oou...

He's the man
With a plan
Got a counterfeit dollar in his hand
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Take my work
Please beware
Of a man that just don't give a care no
He's Misstra Know-It-All (Look out he's coming)

Dum bum bum ba bum bum,
Dum bum bum ba bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum Say
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Can this line
Take his hand
Take your hat off to the man who's got the plan
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Every boy take your hand
To the man that's got the plan
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Give a hand to the man
That you know he's got the plan
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Give a hand to the man
Don't you know darn well he's got the super plan
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Give a hand to the man
You know damn well he's got the super plan
He's Misstra Know-It-All

If we had less of him
Don't you know we'd have a better land
He's Misstra Know-It-All

So give a hand to the man
Although you've given out as much as you can
He's Misstra Know-It-All

Check his sound out
He'll tell it all
Hey
You talk too much you worry me to death
He's Misstra Know-It-All FADE

Stevie Wonder- "He's misstra know it all"

Swedish_Svenmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 09:47
Swedish Sven
Moje moje, u Waterloo se Napoleon vzdal.
O jé, a mým osudem je témìø stejná cesta.
Historické knihy na polièce,
se vdycky opakují.

Waterloo, já byla poraená, ty jsi bitvu vyhrál.
Waterloo, nadìje na vìènou lásku.
Waterloo, nemùu utéct i kdybych chtìla.
Waterloo, mùj osud je s tebou.
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Waterloo,
koneèné zúètování, moje Waterloo.

Mùj, mùj, chtìla jsem tì zadret, ale byl jsi silnìjí.
Ó jé, a teï se zdá,
e má jediná ance je ukonèit bitvu.
A jak mùu nìkdy odmítnout,
cítím se jako bych vyhrála, pøestoe jsem prohrála.

Waterloo, já byla poraená, ty jsi bitvu vyhrál.
Waterloo, nadìje na vìènou lásku.
Waterloo, nemùu utéct i kdybych chtìla.
Waterloo, mùj osud je s tebou.
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Waterloo,
koneèné zúètování, moje Waterloo.

A jak mùu nìkdy odmítnout,
cítím se jako bych vyhrála, pøestoe jsem prohrála.

Waterloo, nemùu utéct i kdybych chtìla.
Waterloo, mùj osud je s tebou.
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Waterloo,
koneèné zúètování, moje Waterloo.
Uh-uh-uh, mùj osud je s tebou.
Oh-oh-oh-oh, Waterloo,
koneèné zúètování, moje Waterloo.
Uh-uh-uh, mùj osud je s tebou...

ABBA- Wätërlöö

dagizmomaandag 24 november 2003 @ 09:54
Ondeugend



I'm feelin sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame

I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

You're so sexy, tonight I am all yours boy
The way your body moves across the floor
You got me feelin n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me

Baby the minute I feel your energy
The vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

Beyonce- naugthy girl.

UIO_AMSmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 10:18
Voor klonen:

Although you think me cold and slimy
I've got a nice home
I've tasted your best guacamole
And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil

A worm's life can be easy
If you lay low, out of sight

Sometimes it's too hot for cooking
One wants just a salad
And then comes a breeze in the evening
The men light cigars and their scent fills the air

A worm's life can be easy
If you lay low, out of sight

But then the rains come, and the ground fills with water
And I must come up to the surface for air
Then I was plucked from the wet slime
And dropped in tequila
I lay in a stupor for sometime
And one fine night I was gulped down in a shot

A worm's life can be easy
If you lay low, out of sight

Crash Test Dummies - A Worm's Life

_Administr8or_maandag 24 november 2003 @ 10:20
Peter_Joustra
quote:
lyrics: Rob Bruijgoms
music: daf.66.deluxe
titel : lul


Ik ken een heel klein meisje,
Met een veel te groot hart.
En iedere keer als zij vol goede moed,
Een relatie start.
Dan maakt d'r foute vent,
Er snel een einde aan.
En moet zij hem uiteindelijk,
Toch weer laten gaan.

refrein:
Het is gewoon een lul!
Het is gewoon een lul!
Iedere keer weer een slappe smoes
En zijn alibi is kul.
Het is gewoon een lul!

Noem haar onnozel in de liefde.
Of zeg: niet geschoten,
Dat is toch altijd mis?
Maar als jij dan zo goed bent,
In het liefhebben.
Vertel mij dan wat beter is.
Wat beter is.

refrein:
Het is gewoon een lul!
Het is gewoon een lul!
Iedere keer weer een slappe smoes
En zijn alibi is kul.
Het is gewoon een lul!

brug:
Maar na teveel rode wijn.
Weer van die mooie woorden,
En zij vindt het o zo fijn.
Hij kijkt haar aan,
En zij neemt hem mee.
Maar na het wakker worden,
Zegt hij weer nee (oh nee!)

refrein:
Het is gewoon een lul!
Het is gewoon een lul!
Iedere keer weer een slappe smoes
En zijn alibi is kul.
Het is gewoon een klootzak!


[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door _Administr8or_ op 24-11-2003 10:21]

Swami_Twelvinchalamimaandag 24 november 2003 @ 10:20
quote:
Op maandag 24 november 2003 10:20 schreef _Administr8or_ het volgende:
Peter_Joustra
[..]
Gnagnagnagna!
UIO_AMSmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 10:39
Voor alle stille aanbidders:

When we met, it was in the hot green jungle
Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal
You would sweat coconut milk and
I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night

Dawn would come and I would start to feel my own sunrise
But you'd just lie, sleeping

And so we went away in search of gentler breezes
When we arrived, I longed to lie and rustle in your grasses
But you would not permit me to retire there
None but a fly might settle on the meadow of your leg

Dawn would come and I would start to feel my own sunrise
But you'd just lie, sleeping

Then we moved on until we reached the tundra in the winter
Of course I longed to kiss her frosty teeth in the cold air
But now I've grown bloated on seal fat
Not even flies will settle on the meadow of her leg

Dawn would come and I would start to feel my own sunrise
But you'd just lie, sleeping

Crash Test Dummies - My Own Sunrise

Anosmiemaandag 24 november 2003 @ 10:40
Tizmo .

In een bed in een hotel denk ik weer aan jou, ver van mij
Vlug doe ik m'n ogen dicht, dat brengt jouw lieve woorden dichterbij

En ik kan het niet verkroppen dat ik jou zo missen moet
Dan sluit ik snel m'n ogen en dan komt het langzaam goed

In de auto onderweg zie ik in gedachte jouw gezicht
Maar 's avonds weer in een ander bed doe ik alsof je in m'n armen ligt

En ik kan het niet verkroppen dat ik jou zo missen moet
Dan sluit ik weer m'n ogen en dan komt het langzaam goed
want ik weet dat ik snel weer kijk

In de blauwe zee, in de blauwe zee
in de blauwe zee van jouw ogen verdrink ik steeds weer
In de blauwe zee, in de blauwe zee
in de blauwe zee van jouw ogen verdrink ik keer op keer

En ik kan het nog steeds niet verkroppen dat ik jou zo missen moet
Dan sluit ik snel m'n ogen en dan komt het langzaam goed
want ik weet dat ik snel weer kijk

In de blauwe zee, in de blauwe zee
in de blauwe zee van jouw ogen verdrink ik steeds weer
In de blauwe zee, in de blauwe zee
in de blauwe zee van jouw ogen verdrink ik steeds weer
In de blauwe zee, in de blauwe zee
in de blauwe zee van jouw ogen verdrink ik keer op keer

Volumnia - In de blauwe zee

JohnnyKnoxvillemaandag 24 november 2003 @ 12:45
Swami Twelveinchalami:

Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Swaam!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Swaam!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Swaam!)
Right on
They say this cat Swaam is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
I'm talkin' about Swaam
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
(Rupert Swaam)

bewerking van Isaac Hayes' - Shaft

UIO_AMSmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 12:48
quote:
Op maandag 24 november 2003 12:45 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
Swami Twelveinchalami:
bewerking van Isaac Hayes' - Shaft
mooie kick
Swami_Twelvinchalamimaandag 24 november 2003 @ 13:34
quote:
Op maandag 24 november 2003 12:45 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
Swami Twelveinchalami:

Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Swaam!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Swaam!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Swaam!)
Right on
They say this cat Swaam is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
I'm talkin' about Swaam
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
(Rupert Swaam)

bewerking van Isaac Hayes' - Shaft


Geweldig !
Klaasklapschaatsmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 13:43
FransB


Nachten lig ik nog van jou te dromen
Ook al zijn wij jaren bij elkaar
Alles is tot nu toe uitgekomen
Zelfs de kleinste dromen werden waar

Woorden over jou zijn overbodig
Wat ik zeggen wil, is wat ik voel
Daarvoor heb ik geen beloftes nodig
Alleen maar dat gelukkige gevoel

refr.:
Ik DRuk 'n ster alleen voor jou
Al zijn er duizenden die stralen
Maar deze geeft het mooiste licht
En betovert jouw aars
Als 'n engel in de nacht
Ik DRuk die ster alleen voor jou
Zodat ie nooit meer kan verdwalen
Zal onze liefde steeds vertalen
En geeft aan ons de stille kracht

Wat is er nog mooier in 't leven
Als er iemand zoveel van je houdt
Die jou het gevoel maat steeds blijft geven
Dat er aan 'n toekomst wordt gebouwd

Liefde is vandaag maar ook voor morgen
Want de tijd die staat niet even stil
Liefde blijft net als een schat verborgen
De kaart die ligt bij ons en zegt hoeveel

refr.

Zal onze liefde steeds vertalen
En geeft aan ons de stille kracht

frans bauer-ik pluk een ster

Scandalousmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 21:11
Oh ja Johnny
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:25 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
En voor Scandy:

Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.

She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.


Dit zit dus al het hele weekend in mijn hoofd en ik nurie het zelfs op straat
JohnnyKnoxvillemaandag 24 november 2003 @ 23:04
quote:
Op maandag 24 november 2003 21:11 schreef Scandalous het volgende:
Oh ja Johnny
[..]

Dit zit dus al het hele weekend in mijn hoofd en ik nurie het zelfs op straat


Ik weet niet of dit een compliment is, maar ik doe gewoon net alsof: Dank je wel Scandy . Denk je dan ook aan mij als je het nuriedtdtdt?

-edit-
En zo nee:

"Baby, don't be mad at me.

If I made you cry, I'm sorry.
Baby, don't be mad at me.
If I told a lie forgive me.
Baby, don't be mad at me.

I know that I was wrong,
but I've paid for my mistake.
Won't you string along?
Give a broken heart a break?

I love only you, believe me.
Baby please be glad at me
Baby, don't be mad at me.

I know that I was wrong,
but I've paid for my mistake.
Won't you string along?
Give a broken heart a break?

I love only you, believe me.
Baby, please be glad at me.
Baby, don't be mad at me.

Baby, don't be mad at me."

Peggy Lee - Baby, don't be mad at me.

ondeugendmaandag 24 november 2003 @ 23:35
quote:
Op maandag 24 november 2003 09:54 schreef dagizmo het volgende:
Ondeugend



I'm feelin sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame

I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

Beyonce- naugthy girl.


De vetgedrukte woorden kan ik me wel mee associeren geloof ik
Tnx firestarter !

UIO_AMSdinsdag 25 november 2003 @ 10:38
Speciaal voor SexyRomeo

I got the baddest cool, could never be the fool
The ladies wait to get down with me

The love I make superb, to doubt me is absurd
The latest and the greatest you see

I want to have your spot, and more than what you got
I bought the baddest house I could find

All that must be said, I'm greatest in the bed
And when I love a lady she's mine

I know I'm really hot, my diamonds shine a lot
Check out this here 450 SE baby

I'm what it's all about

Marvin Gaye - Ego Tripping Out

SexyRomeodinsdag 25 november 2003 @ 10:41
quote:
Op dinsdag 25 november 2003 10:38 schreef UIO_AMS het volgende:
Speciaal voor SexyRomeo

I got the baddest cool, could never be the fool
The ladies wait to get down with me

The love I make superb, to doubt me is absurd
The latest and the greatest you see

I want to have your spot, and more than what you got
I bought the baddest house I could find

All that must be said, I'm greatest in the bed
And when I love a lady she's mine

I know I'm really hot, my diamonds shine a lot
Check out this here 450 SE baby

I'm what it's all about

Marvin Gaye - Ego Tripping Out


Yo I'm tha TroubleMan !
In da house!
JohnnyKnoxvillewoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 10:41
Voor jogy op dit moment

Alice Cooper
You have been accused of mass mental cruelty
How do you plead?
Guilty!

Don't wanna be clean
Don't wanna be nice
The whip's gonna crack
My leather is black and so are my eyes
I'm gonna be rough
I'm gonna be mean
I'm here to the end, my sick little friend
I'm back in your dreams
You can take my head and cut it off
But you ain't gonna change my mind

If you don't like it you can lock me up
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh,
If you don't like it you can lock me up
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Cover your eyes or cover your head
You'll never know what hit you 'til your covered in red
Screaming bloody murder 'til the barricades bend
Sweatin' in the fog 'til the end

It's gotta be loud
I want it to roar
I want it to blow everyone at the show right off of the floor
I'm in for the kill
I'm back with a rage
I want them to write in the paper each night how I bloodied the stage

If you don't like it you can lock me up
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh,
If you don't like it you can lock me up
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Lock me up or shut up

Cover your eyes or cover your head
You'll never know what hit you 'til your covered in red
Screaming bloody murder 'til the barricades bend
Sweatin' in the lights 'til the end

If you don't like it you can lock me up
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh,
If you don't like it you can lock me up
I wanna be hot
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh,
If you don't like it you can lock me up
I wanna be cool
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh,
If you don't like it you can lock me up
I wanna be sick
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh -real sick

Alice Cooper - Lock me up

Swami_Twelvinchalamiwoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 10:46
Gnagnagna!
*idee
SexyRomeowoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 10:51
Brechtje
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off

1 - If your horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If your horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddles waiting
Come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I would do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

Repeat 1

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
'Till I reach your pony tail, oh
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team
Oh

Repeat 1
Repeat 1
Repeat 1

If your horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Do it
Ride it
Saddle

Ginuwine - "Pony"

Scandalouswoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 13:44
quote:
Op woensdag 26 november 2003 10:51 schreef SexyRomeo het volgende:
Brechtje
[i]1 - If your horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If your horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddles waiting
Come and jump on it
SexyRomeowoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 13:53
quote:
Op woensdag 26 november 2003 13:44 schreef Scandalous het volgende:

[..]


Yeah baby,
hee en jij mag mij altijd bellen op mijn nul-zesss weetje.

Kizz,
Romeo.

dagizmowoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 15:46
Scandalous

So, so, so scandalous
You know you wanna sing with us (baby)
That's why you know you should be scared of us (baby)

Non stop looks to kill
Straight talk sex appeal
One touch gives me chills and we ain't even close yet

Ruffneck all around
Ain't beenall over town
Show me how you get down
Cos we ain't even close yet

You got me feening and you got me feeling weak
Listen as I speak cos I'm feeling philosofreak
You got me going crazy and you know I can't sleep
Now fashion your moves and you hypnotise me
You got me trembling like your little baby girl
You're so special, you're like diamonds and pearls
You got me spinning and you got me in a twirl
You're my number one baby and you're here to rock my world

You're dangerous
Just get it up
The way you move so scandalous
It's all about the two of us
A one night stand just ain't enough
I need some stimulation baby
A little conversation maybe
You got me spinning round like crazy
There goes my baby

Scandalous (baby)
So scandalous (baby)
Scandalous (baby)
So, so, so scandalous

Hot stuff, head to toe
Where you go, no one knows
You smile plenty, don't and we ain't even close yet

Solid as a rock
How many ways can you hit the spot?
Show me what you got
Cos we ain't even close yet

You got me feeling and you got me feeling weak
Listen as I speak cos I'm feeling philosofreak
You got me going crazy and you know I can't sleep
Now fashion your moves and you hypnotise me
You got me trembling like your little baby girl
You're so special, you're like diamonds and pearls
You got me spinning and you got me in a twirl
You're my number one baby and you're here to rock my world

You're dangerous
Just get it up
The way you move so scandalous
It's all about the two of us
A one night stand just ain't enough
I need some stimulation baby
A little conversation maybe
You got me spinning round like crazy
There goes my baby

Scandalous (baby)
So scandalous (baby)
Scandalous (baby)
So, so, so scandalous

A real conversation goes a long, long way
Shows a little patience
That you are here to stay
So show me thats you're game oh

You're dangerous
Just get it up
The way you move so scandalous
It's all about the two of us
A one night stand just ain't enough
I need some stimulation baby
A little conversation maybe
You got me spinning out like crazy
There goes my baby

You're dangerous
Just get it up
The way you move so scandalous
It's all about the two of us
A one night stand just ain't enough
I need some stimulation baby
A little conversation maybe
You got me spinning out like crazy
There goes my baby

You know you wanna sing with us (baby)
That's why you know you should be scared of us (baby)
You know you wanna sing with us (baby)
That's why you know you should be scared of us (baby)

UIO_AMSwoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 15:51
Voor de mooiste dame op Fok!
Knipoog naar Swami

I see the crystal raindrops fall
And see the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you some time
And I want to spend some time with you

Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I

We look for love, no time for tears
Wasted waters's all that is
And it don't make no flowers grow
Good things might come to those who wait
Not to those who wait to late
We got to go for all we know

I hear the crystal raindrops fall
On the window down the hall
And it becomes the morning dew
Darling, when the morning comes
And I see the morning sun
I want to be the one with you

Bill Withers - Just the two of us

Scandalouswoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 19:37
quote:
Op woensdag 26 november 2003 15:46 schreef dagizmo het volgende:
Scandalous

So, so, so scandalous
You know you wanna sing with us (baby)
That's why you know you should be scared of us (baby)

Non stop looks to kill
Straight talk sex appeal
One touch gives me chills and we ain't even close yet


Ook die lag voor de hand, maar wel leuk
dagizmowoensdag 26 november 2003 @ 21:45
quote:
Op woensdag 26 november 2003 19:37 schreef Scandalous het volgende:

[..]

Ook die lag voor de hand, maar wel leuk


YW
JohnnyKnoxvilledonderdag 27 november 2003 @ 00:30
Voor jerney , Scandy en misschien zelf SEMTEX (als ze wil tenminste):

[Intro]
This thing right here
Is lettin' all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know, the finer things in life
Check it out

Ooh that dress so scandalous ()
And you know another nigga couldn't handle it
See you shaking that thing like who's da ish
With a look in your eye so devilish
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip-hop spots
Then you cruise through the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, she likes the pop
Cause she was living la vida loca

chorus - She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what? What? What?
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what? What? What?
All night long
Let me see that tho-o-o-ong oooo yeah, that thong thong thong thong thong

(repeat chorus)

2 - Love it when the beat go
(Dut dun, dut dun)
When you make your booty go
(Dut dun, dut dun) baby
Girl I know you wanna show
(Dut dun, dut dun)
That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat go
(Dut dun, dut dun)
Baby make your booty go
(Dut dun, dut dun)
Girl I know you wanna show
(Dut dun, dut dun)
That thong thong thong thong thong

Listen, that girl so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And she's shaking that thing like who's the ish
With a look in her eyes so devilish
She like to dance on the hip-hop spots
And She cruise through the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes her pop
Cause she was living la vida loca

Repeat 1

Repeat 2

Repeat 2

That dress looks scandalous
I swear another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thing like who's the ish
With that look in your eye so devilish, what
You like to dance all the hip hop spots
Cruise through the crews like connect the dots
Not just urban, you like the pop
Cuz you be livin la vida loca

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what? What? What?
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
I'll make ya sing it again

Cuz she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what? What? What?
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
Uh, think I'll sing it again, come on

Come on, come on, come on, yeah

Repeat 2
Repeat 2

Dut dun, dut dun
Dut dun, dut dun
Dut dun, dut dun
Dut dun, dut dun
Dut dut dun

yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
baby that thong
said i like the way
you move that thing
I see your body next to me
your thighs, your knees
your breasts your feet
oh please tell me baby
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dut dut dunna dunna
repeat till fade

Sisco - Thong Song
Al doe ik SEMTEX misschien meer plezier met dezelde titel van Kyuss?

Scandalousdonderdag 27 november 2003 @ 00:58
quote:
Op donderdag 27 november 2003 00:30 schreef JohnnyKnoxville het volgende:
Voor jerney , Scandy en misschien zelf SEMTEX (als ze wil tenminste):


Ooh that dress so scandalous ()


Whiieeee!!
Dumps like a truck
dagizmodonderdag 27 november 2003 @ 10:17
Scandy

Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're okay
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg
And they can plead
But they can't see the light (that's right, that's right)
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mr. Right

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Some boys roam
And some boys know
That that's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest than
I'll have to let them be

Some boys try
And some boys lie
But I don't let them play (no way, no way)
Only boys that save they're pennies
Make my rainy day

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world
Living in a material world
Living in a material world
Living in a material world

Boys may come
And boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me

'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

A material
A material
A material
A material
A material
A material
A material world

Living in a material world
Living in a material world
Living in a material world
Living in a material world

Madonna-Material Girl

JaWidonderdag 27 november 2003 @ 10:19
Ben ik ook zingbaar Swami ?
Scandalousvrijdag 28 november 2003 @ 00:16
quote:
Op donderdag 27 november 2003 10:17 schreef dagizmo het volgende:
Scandy

Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're okay
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away


Geweldig!
Swami_Twelvinchalamizondag 1 februari 2004 @ 13:37
Leila.

What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been running and hiding much too long
You know it's just your foolish pride


Leila, you've got me on my knees
Leila, I'm begging, darling please
Leila, darling won't you ease my worried mind


I tried to give you consolation
When your old man had let you down
Like a fool, I fell in love with you,
Turned my whole world upside down


Leila, you've got me on my knees
Leila, I'm begging, darling please
Leila, darling won't you ease my worried mind


Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane
Please don't say we'll never find a way
And tell me all my love's in vain


Leila, you've got me on my knees
Leila, I'm begging, darling please
Leila, darling won't you ease my worried mind
(x2)


Eric Clapton - Layla. (Met dank aan JK)

Lolalalazondag 1 februari 2004 @ 13:40
quote:
Op zondag 1 februari 2004 13:37 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Leila.

Haha!

ondeugendzondag 1 februari 2004 @ 14:14
Het blijft een leuk topic dit !

Swami

Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 15:57
BHFH

You're a dirty, dirty man
And you gotta dirty mind
You're a dirty, dirty man
You and that other woman, you're 2 of a kind
But you forgot 1 thing baby when you were doing me wrong
That Im a good house keeper
Im gonna take my broom and sweep
All of the dirt out on the street

You're a dirty, dirty man
Oh in so many, so many dirty ways
You're a dirty, dirty man
And you've been hidding your little dirt all over this hip place
I know you have
Oh here's my chance baby to throw some mud in your face

Coz Im a good house keeper
Im gonna take my broom and sweep
All of the dirt, yes I am, out on the street

Oh, Im cleaning outl my whole house
Fast as I can
Its time to make everything speak and span

You're a dirty, ooh you're a dirty man
You do me dirty for so many years, yes u did
You're a dirty, dirty man, yes u are
And Im tired of you and your woman and your dog too
You're a dirty man
You're a dirty man
Now get outta my house
Dont u never, never, never come back again
Dont u never
You're a dirty, dirty man

And Im done with your dirty ways


Joss Stone- Dirty man
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:12
SexyRomeo

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing.


The Offspring- "Pretty fly for a white guy"
Zoetzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:17
Leuk, die over SexyRomeo, doe mij eens.
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:20
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:17 schreef Zoet het volgende:
Leuk, die over SexyRomeo, doe mij eens.
Zoet

Sugar, ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah, sugar, sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you

I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to
(I just can't believe it's true)

Ah, sugar, ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah, sugar, sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you

When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)

Sugar, pour a little sugar on it, honey
Pour a little sugar on it, baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah!
Pour a little sugar on it oh, yeah!
Pour a little sugar on it, honey
Pour a little sugar on it, baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah!
Pour a little sugar on it, honey!

Sugar, ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah, sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you

Sugar, ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah, sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you


The Archies - "sugar sugar"
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:21
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:17 schreef Zoet het volgende:
Leuk, die over SexyRomeo, doe mij eens.
Of deze:

Oh you've got a smile like a sweet lovin' angel, oh baby
And you've got a heart that's made of pure gold, oh baby
You've given me so much that I'm grateful of such a faithful love
And it gets sweeter as the days go by, sweeter as the days go by

Oh I'd be lost without you baby, now don't ever leave me
'Cause your sweet kiss turns on my sunshine, oh yeah baby
At night the stars, they wink at you, I-hi-hi have seen them, baby
Ah but I guess every single star knows how sweet you are
You get sweeter as the days go by, sweeter, honey, as the days go by

(Backing vocals, over sax solo: Just a little sweeter, baby) (x4)

Now there are so many reasons for me to love you, oh baby
And I'm so lucky to have you and that's no lie, no baby
Yes, you're a candymaker's dream come true, and darlin', sugar has nothin' on you
And you get sweeter as the days go by, sweeter as the days go by
Honey, you're sweeter than honey, you're sweeter than sugar


Marvin Gaye - "sweeter as the days go by"
Zoetzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:25
Leuk! Vooral die tweede!
Tokayzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:32
voor Croupouque

Well, I'm Max I'm Max, baby call me Max
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
Well I'm Max, Max, call me Max
I'm takin' what it gives
And I'm giving what it takes
Max, Max, Max
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
I love you both, and to be true
I don't know what I'm gonna do

I gotta warn you

Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will make your life complex
My Max, baby take it easy
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will knock you off your legs
Oh Max, play it cool and just relax

Well, I'm Max I'm Max, baby call me Max
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
Well I'm Max, Max, call me Max
I sure like havin' fun
And I sure like havin' sex
I am Max, Max, Max
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
I don't wanna make you feel so blue
I don't know what I'm gonna do


e-rotic - max don't have sex with your ex
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:34
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:32 schreef Tokay het volgende:
voor Croupouque

e-rotic - max don't have sex with your ex
Welke ex? :'( .
Zoetzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:35
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:32 schreef Tokay het volgende:
voor Croupouque


e-rotic - max don't have sex with your ex
Wat heeft dat met Croupouque te maken?
Max en sex en een ex?
Tokayzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:36
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:34 schreef Croupouque het volgende:
Welke ex? .
Al die exen die gaan komen, duh!
Denk vooruit!
oneindigzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:38
Voor een anonieme FOK!ster:

know what i want
but i don’t know how to get it...
the thing that i need
is a woman to expect
it’s so hard to see
the difference between you and me...
we went to a parkingplace
where the moon was so bright
we got ourselves to bed
and you turned out the lights...
the sun got his shining
high from above
we went for a picknick
to a place filled with love
because you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
you are so beautiful in my mind...
the day got to an end
and i was all alone
you left me here all by myself
with no money and no home...
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
but you are so beautiful
you are so beautiful in my mind...
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:41
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:38 schreef oneindig het volgende:
Voor een anonieme FOK!ster:
Ik weet zeker dat [desbetreffende niet nader te benoemen dame] nu diep, diep ontroerd is.
doctor-le-quecezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:51
Hôh hôh, Monsieur Croupouque! Ebt u ook une songtekste pour moi?
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:55
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:51 schreef doctor-le-quece het volgende:
Hôh hôh, Monsieur Croupouque! Ebt u ook une songtekste pour moi?
Oeh, iek zal daar éventiusse over moeten nadenquen, non?
doctor-le-quecezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 16:57
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:55 schreef Croupouque het volgende:

[..]

Oeh, iek zal daar éventiusse over moeten nadenquen, non?
Hôh hôh, eik wakt met spannienge affuh!
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 17:05
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 16:57 schreef doctor-le-quece het volgende:

[..]

Hôh hôh, eik wakt met spannienge affuh!
Ique êb er een gevondeuh.

doctor-le-quece

Ouvre les yeux, observe les cieux
C'est Docteur Love qui promene sa vie
Tape des mains, regarde-la bien
Qu'est-ce que t'en dis de la voir ainsi
Jolie blonde, jolie Miss Monde
La plus belle creature du futur
A l'ecran eclate vingt ans
Qu'a reve tout concours de beaute
Docteur Love n'a pas de pitie
Aux escrocs de ses projets
Docteur Love sait se demener
Dans les griffes de l'araignee
Chef chi bi di chi bi di bi di dong
Chef chi bi di chi bi di bi di dong
C'est l'heroine que j'imagine
Armee jusqu'aux dents, les cheveux au vent
Face aux chiens, aux miliciens
Du gang mechant de Lady Volcan
L'Sil charmeur mais destructeur
Faites attention, aucune hesitation
Ecraser, hypnotiser
Hors de combat, tous ces fils de joie
Docteur Love n'a pas de pitie
Aux escrocs de ses projets
Docteur Love sait se demener
Dans les griffes de l'araignee
Chef chi bi di chi bi di bi di ong
Chef chi bi di chi bi di bi di ong
Oouu...
Docteur Love n'a pas de pitie
Aux escrocs de ses projets
Docteur Love sait se demener
Dans les griffes de l'araignee
Docteur Love n'a pas de pitie
Aux escrocs de ses projets
Docteur Love sait se demener
Dans les griffes de l'araignee


Indochine - "Docteur love"

.
doctor-le-quecezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 17:07
Hôh hôh, praquetique! Chapeau! Dat andjûh op et eindûh, dat doet 't em!
doctor-le-quecezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 17:11
Wat denk jij Croupouque, zou diet une kroter succesémont wordên dan ArnoldS?
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 17:13
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 17:11 schreef doctor-le-quece het volgende:
Wat denk jij Croupouque, zou diet une kroter succesémont wordên dan ArnoldS?
Ique êb keen idee, êt typt in iederre ghevalle une stuque moeiluquerre.
doctor-le-quecezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 17:16
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 17:13 schreef Croupouque het volgende:

[..]

Ique êb keen idee, êt typt in iederre ghevalle une stuque moeiluquerre.
D'akkord! Miskien moet ique yvôh nogue eens meelûh of zo Arnold wille unbannement! Hôh hôh!
idiotforalivingzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 17:29
voor sexyromeo:
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up

prodigy smack my bitch up
Tokayzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 18:27
Mag ik ook een liedje Croupouque?
Croupouquezondag 2 mei 2004 @ 19:02
quote:
Op zondag 2 mei 2004 18:27 schreef Tokay het volgende:
Mag ik ook een liedje Croupouque?
Tokay

It's Tokay, it's Tokay (x4)
You don't have to run and hide away
It's Tokay, it's Tokay
I love you anyway
It's Tokay, it's Tokay
You don't need to run and hide away
It's Tokay, it's Tokay
This is my life, this is my chance
This is my hope in an alleyway
This is my choice, this is my voice
There may be no tomorrow, now
This is my plea, this is my need
This is my day to be free
This is my time, this is my way
In a world that's never safe
It's Tokay, it's Tokay
You gotta let me run away
It's Tokay, it's Tokay
Oh now let me run away
It's Tokay, it's Tokay
You're gonna run and hide away
It's Tokay, it's Tokay


Pearl Jam - It's okay.
Tokayzondag 2 mei 2004 @ 19:29
Oh wow!
Zinthazondag 2 mei 2004 @ 19:40
En ik...en ik...:P