quote:Apehaar
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:09 schreef Apehaar het volgende:
Goh.. allemaal users die aan vriendjes politiek doenedit: Kutnummers
I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, My kids and my car
nMy feet on my tableand a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
So i've gotta go out
and have fun at someone else's expense
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
Chorus
I'm an assholeX2
I use public toilets and I piss on the seats
I walk around in the summertime sayin how about this heat
Chorus
Sometimes I park in handicapped places
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Chorus
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaaaaa
Chorus
Spoken:
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac
Eldorado Convertable, hot pink with whale skin hub-caps and all
leather cow interior and big brown babby seal eyes for headlights.
Yeah and I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour
getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheese
burgers from Mc Donalds in the old fasion, non-biodegradible styrofoam
containers and when I'm done suckn' down those greaseburgers I'm gonna
wipe my mouth on the American flag and then I'm gonna toss those
styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a god-damned
thing you can do about it, you know why? Cause we got the bombs that's
why.
Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons Ok? Russia, Germany, Romania- they can have
all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right
through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of a
difference because we got the bombs OK? John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen. And
as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke out and
he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold
shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off he's
gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam
Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas.
(Hey you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal.....
I'm an asshole x2
A-S-S-H-O-L-E everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Dennis Leary - "asshole"
Fotoboek.
I saw an old woman in a wheelchair
on the highway yesterday
I saw an old woman in a wheelchair
on the highway yesterday
and as I asked her to pull over
to make sure no truck would hit her
she smiled and mumbled, "okay, whatever you say."
And I said, "I wonder why."
She said, "Girl, you're so naive
and you're too young to understand
I am now chasing my husband Stan
A pae man in a black suit came to take him
in trade for a cup of tea
A pale man came to take him away from me"
And I said, "I see," (and I really did)
"You go and chase him, go ahead
and when you catch him wi you send him my love
and tell the pale man to make sure
to call before he comes to take me too."
K's Choice - Old woman
Oh, yeah....
(I,I,)I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
(I,I )I'm just a love machine .............. A hugging kissing fiend
I think it's high time you knew
Whenever I think of you
My mind blows a fuse
When I lookIn your eyes
My meter starts to rise
And I become confused
My motor cranked electric goes
When I'm sitting next to you
Electricity starts to flow
And my indicator starts to glow
I'm gentle as a lamb
I'm not that hard to program
There's no way that you can lose
Chassis fits like a glove
I've got a button for love
That you've got to use (push it push it baby)
If you look into my power
I am sure you can find out how
To turn me on just set my dial
And let me love you for a little while ooooooh
La... La la la la..... La la la la.. La la
La la la la la.. La la la.... La la laaaaaaaaa
Push it push it baby, yeah......ah, ah
The miracles - "love machine"
Fotoboek.
Horses in my dreams
Horses in my dreams
Like waves, like the sea
They pull out of here
They pull, they are free
Rode a horse around the world
Along the tracks of a train
Broke the record, found the gold
Set myself free again
I have pulled myself clear
Horses in my dreams
Like waves, like the sea
On the tracks of a train
Set myself free again
I have pulled myself clear
PJ Harvey - Horses in my dreams
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.
Well she's never in the way
Always something nice to say, Oh what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.
Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her
Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.
What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her.
Help me build a mountain from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey
Well she knows what I'm about,
She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy.
Well she knows me through and through,
She knows just what to do, and how to please me.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.
Yeah yeah yeah, She's a Lady
Listen to me baby, She's a Lady
Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine
Yeah yeah yeah, She's a Lady
Talkin' about this little Lady
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
And the Lady is mine
Yeah yeah, She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine.
Tom Jones - She's a Lady
Fotoboek.
He's five foot-two, and he's six feet-four,
He fights with missiles and with spears.
He's all of thirty-one, and he's only seventeen,
Been a soldier for a thousand years.
He'a a Catholic, a Hindu, an Atheist, a Jain,
A Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew.
And he knows he shouldn't kill,
And he knows he always will,
Kill you for me my friend and me for you.
And he's fighting for Canada,
He's fighting for France,
He's fighting for the USA,
And he's fighting for the Russians,
And he's fighting for Japan,
And he thinks we'll put an end to war this way.
And he's fighting for Democracy,
He's fighting for the Reds,
He says it's for the peace of all.
He's the one who must decide,
Who's to live and who's to die,
And he never sees the writing on the wall.
But without him,
How would Hitler have condemned him at Dachau?
Without him Caesar would have stood alone,
He's the one who gives his body
As a weapon of the war,
And without him all this killing can't go on.
He's the Universal Soldier and he really is to blame,
His orders come from far away no more,
They come from here and there and you and me,
And brothers can't you see,
This is not the way we put the end to war.
Donovan - Universal Soldier
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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door jogy op 23-11-2003 22:29]
(Vanwege haar icoontje, niet vanwege haar verschijning)
I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long
I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Mr. city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
goo goo g' joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba
The Beatles - "i am the walltus"
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Swami_Twelvinchalami op 21-11-2003 15:40]
Fotoboek.
Yo bob jij of bob ik
Iedereen bobt, want die beat is zo dik
De zorgen in je kop, zijn bovenal grauw,
dus je partyt erop los, overal wauw
Je doet wel braaf, maar je hoopt op iets stouts,
want zoenen is zilver en bonnen is goud
Straks liggen we vaster dan een foto zou
Door en door als Yoko Ono's rauw
Iets lekkers aan de haak slaan, dat hoop je dus nou
Tot je zoveel zuipen zou, het loopt uit de klauw
Je weet dat er meer is dan gewoon maar wat lauws
als je rooie Breezer smaakt naar stroganoffsaus
Je voelt je overhoop en wanhopig benauwd
Gezichtskleur zwicht, aanlopend tot blauw
en je lichaam heeft de vorm van een slopende bouw,
want je enkel ligt al gauw
overhoop met je mouw
Doe maar net alsof je showt, met een pool zo rauw
Voel de flow nou, of sta hopeloos in de kou
Chorus:
Dans maar, dit is nu die lekkere dansplaat
Sjans maar, ook als je zeker helemaal geen kans maakt
sjans maar en dans maar, want dit is nu die lekkere dansplaat
sjans maar en auww
Brainpower - Dansplaat
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:39 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Anosmie
...
Pornographic priestess
...
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quote:Het ging mij eigenlijk om de walrus.
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:44 schreef Anosmie het volgende:[..]
Maar dat snapt gij ook wel.
Pornografische priesteres.
Fotoboek.
quote:Het is een Swientie.
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:45 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Het ging mij eigenlijk om de walrus.
Maar dat snapt gij ook wel.
Pornografische priesteres.
.
quote:Een varken met hoorns?
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:48 schreef Anosmie het volgende:[..]
Het is een Swientie.
Fotoboek.
quote:
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:05 schreef Anosmie het volgende:
Knut
Anosmie
You'll never know how much I really love you
You'll never know how much I really care
Listen, do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell, woh, woh, woh
Closer, let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo
Listen (dowado...) do you want to know a secret (dowado...)
Do you promise not to tell (dowado...) woh, woh, woh
Closer (dowado...) let me whisper in your ear (dowado...)
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo
I've known a secret for a week or two
Nobody knows just we two
Listen (dowado...) do you want to know a secret (dowado...)
Do you promise not to tell (dowado...) woh, woh, woh
Closer (dowado...) let me whisper in your ear (dowado...)
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo, oo, oo
(John Lennon/Paul McCartney)
[20:26] [Knut] Niet zo letterlijk dat ik haar met baard om moet HOHOHOEN
[20:26] [Knut] maar je snapt het idee wel.
Theme from JAWS
Suicide blonde, suicide blonde
Suicide blonde, suicide blonde
Suicide blonde was the colour of her hair
Like a cheap distraction
For a new affair
She knew it would finish
Before it began
Something tells me you lost the plan
You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
She stripped to the beat
But her clothes stay on
White light everywhere
But you can't see a thing
Such a squeeze
A mad, sad moment
Glory to you, glory to you, take me there
Got some revelation put into your hands
Save you from your misery
Like rain across the land
Don't you see
The colour of deception
Turning your world around again
You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
INXS - Suicide Blonde
Fotoboek.
Han torkar svetten ur sin panna
och säger vad skönt det var Johanna
va skönt det var, att äntligen få komma in!
Hon drar fingarna genom håret
och sen torkar hon sig på låret
och skrattar så
jag trodde aldrig att det skulle gå
Nej det blev lite svettigt idag
det blev lite smutsigt idag
Men Johanna jobbade bra
med att rycka och dra
Själv körde han en metodik,
satsade lite mera på teknik
men hur de än gjode, gjorde de det bra
det var en underbar dag
Han varit i sitt ässe
när han grävde fram en bjässe
och sa min lilla tant har du nånsin sett en sån gigant?
Med sitt ögonmått hon mätte, nej nåt i hästväg var denna jätte
Hon sa: Du är inte sann, jag korar den till "all time number one"
Upplyft av Johannas ord hade han lagt den på deras verandabord och
sa den här är till dig , tacka inte nej, det är en gåva från mig.
Hon gick fram tog den i sin hand och sa
Jag trodde man fick åka till en annat land
för att hitta en sån här stor och fet, en sån här dignitet
Johanna och Sven, två pensionärer från Floda
som hela dan stått och grävt i sitt potatisland,
ja si det var en pärs, nu får dom i min själv vara goda,
konstatera Sven och sen tog han sig en sup,
men Johanna sa huuamej, jag tar mig en kopp kaffe!
Björn Rosenström - Johanna & Sven
quote:Oh, ik vond het eik een open deur, maar het klopt dus.
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:56 schreef SEMTEX het volgende:
Vroeger wel, toen had ik SuicideBlonde zelfs als nickname, dus je zat er niet ver naast
.
Ik moet hard lachen als je vraagt hoe het gaat
Je geeft een slap handje hebt wat prietpraat paraat
Je likt je naar boven maar je hoort in de goot
Paling in een emmer snot, val maar dood!
Als een vuile hoer bij iedereen op schoot
Kwijlende hypocriet, val maar dood!
Punkers, yuppen, dat maakt 'm niet uit
De Prodent-glimlach belazerd de kluit
"Hallo, hoe gaat 't?" Da's je beste quote
Nou met mij alles goed, val maar dood!
"Je ziet er goed uit!" lult de idioot
Ik voel me anders knap beroerd, val maar dood!
Mijn maagzuur borrelt, teveel slap gezwets
Loosers met mooie woorden, te veel geklets
Je likt je naar boven maar je hoort in de goot
Paling in een emmer snot, val maar dood!
Als een vuile hoer bij iedereen op schoot
Kwijlende hypocriet, val maar dood!
"Hallo, hoe gaat 't?" Da's je beste quote
Nou met mij alles goed, val maar dood!
"Je ziet er goed uit!" lult de idioot
Ik voel me anders knap beroerd, val maar dood!
Heideroosjes - Val maar dood
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door terugkeerkloon op 21-11-2003 15:59]
young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.
young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...
young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
but you got to know this one thing!
no man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
and just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...
young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
that's when someone came up to me,
and said, young man, take a walk up the street.
there's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
they can start you back on your way.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...
y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.
young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.
young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.
young man, young man, are you listening to me?
young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
Village people - "YMCA"
Fotoboek.
quote:Waar is de uitleg Swami Sven?
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:57 schreef Swedish_Sven het volgende:
Whöhöhöhöhö !
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door oling.org op 21-11-2003 16:02]
quote:Gnagnagnagnagna!
Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:58 schreef terugkeerkloon het volgende:
Fotoboek.
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