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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 01:42 schreef bolivian het volgende:
"First stop: Vietnam! Surprise the fuck out of those assholes, huh!"

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Get airforce one ...I wanna blow some shit up!!

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 01:47 schreef lurf_doctor het volgende:
'Can i have a drug that sucks out my bankaccount and my libido is that possible please (about coke en een beetje vrij geciteerd)

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 01:46 schreef prupke het volgende:

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so now you know why i can't be the president of the us..
I will snap 18 times a day!!
MR president?? WHAAAATTTTT??!!!

Get me [?] airforce one ...I wanna blow some shit up!!

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Nucleair fucking weapons!!

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 01:49 schreef bolivian het volgende:

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 01:51 schreef prupke het volgende:

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sorry : Get airforce one.. (without the me part)

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 01:54 schreef bolivian het volgende:

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Dat krijg je als je de taal beter denkt te beheersen dan de spreker
I'm sorry I ever doubted you prup...

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 01:55 schreef prupke het volgende:

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beheers hem niet beter maar denis leary lult zo verrekte snel dat je het haast niet kan volgen... hehehe

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door bolivian op 15-11-2003 01:58]

He's waving gang-signs to me like he's a carterian member of the Wu-Tang-Clan. Well, you're not even i a tribe called quest. an pull-up your pants.

I'm not gonna have a heart attack in a Starbucks in front of an 18 year old haiku-wrinting motherfucker.

Ik moet z'n laatste CD nog maar eens gaan beluisteren.

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 02:01 schreef bolivian het volgende:
"... and the only reason you're in here is because" you told Prupke to spill out her Leary quotes. Prup, ga je niet vergeten om ook nog fijne plaatjes te posten in je eigen topique?

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 02:01 schreef bolivian het volgende:
"... and the only reason you're in here is because" you told Prupke to spill out her Leary quotes. Prup, ga je niet vergeten om ook nog fijne plaatjes te posten in je eigen topique?

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 02:05 schreef prupke het volgende:

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nee komt wel (ben nu te gaar)

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en dat was in 1997......
nu zal het werl verboden zijn in amerika hahahah

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door prupke op 15-11-2003 02:22]

"Especially the drummer, whats he? Like six? Oh yeh, He's going down , mark my words ow yeh,they are gonna find him in a hotel with a hooker and a 8ball."

Paar zinnen verder:
"I dunno, im six and i have credit cards what the fuck"

"People fart, stools fly across the room"

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door CDB op 15-11-2003 03:09]

Hier is een stukje

"I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would!" Hey, join the f***ing club, O.K.!? I thought I was going to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Socks, life sucks, get a f***ing helmet, alright!? "I'm not happy! I'm not happy!" Nobody's happy, O.K.!? Happiness comes in small doses, folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate chip cookie, or a five second orgasm, that's it, O.K.!? You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up the next morning and go to f***ing work! O.K.?! That is it! End of f***ing list!"

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 10:52 schreef Treinhomo het volgende:
'Cause most people think "life sucks and then you die". I disagree.
I think life sucks, then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy; you lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself.
Then, all of a sudden, the cancer goes into remission; you come out, you look good, you feel good, you're going great.
All of a sudden you have a stroke; you can't move your right side. And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln centre and [BANG] get hit by a bus and then, MAYBE, you die...'

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zometeen eens kijken wat er te vinden valt
maakt ie alleen cd's of zijn er ook shows/optredens van em?

Iets met een peuk en panish praten ofzoiets, staat me heel vaag bij.

so you wanna save the rainforest?? better tryin' to save your own hair...

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."

Maar het blijft natuurlijk wel slechts een doorslagje van Bill Hicks.

There's none left!!! We have to wait till you die and smoke your ashes!!!!! Jesus christ!!!!!!!!!

In een restaurant:
"Bring me a live cow, i'll carve off what i want and ride the rest home."

Kunnen een aantal foutjes inzitten

I'm an ASSHOLE

Het stuk met het eikeltje dat koffie verkoopt is geweldig (een blanke die een zwarte gangmember nadoet)

Hij speelt trouwens ook altijd in van die wazige films

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Op zondag 16 november 2003 10:37 schreef SaintOfKillers het volgende:
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me"

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."

Maar het blijft natuurlijk wel slechts een doorslagje van Bill Hicks.

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Op zondag 16 november 2003 15:19 schreef GeFrenzy2 het volgende:
Put the kids to bed and get a copy of Apocalypse Now. Yeah...Dennis Hooper hopped up on coke in 16 speakers dolby surround. Put the tape in....cling, cling cling won't go in...reach inside the VCR you know what's in the VCR? Peanutbutter and jelly sandwhich. Peanutbutter and jelly SANDWHICH!. You know what I do? Get the kids out of bed have a little courtsession in my TV room at 2 o'clock in the morning. Observe Exhibit A the sandwhich and Exhibit B the VCR. Does anyone have an explanation on how this could've happened? You know what I get? I get a sea full of dumblooking faces. Then my oldest son Jack steps forth and says: 'Dad....ehm...maybe...maybe the sandwhich was flying around the house, yeah flying around the house and central headquarters called up and told him to dock, right here in this VCR he docked....'
Oh no he didn't! Food does not dock! Pull up your pants...

Kunnen een aantal foutjes inzitten

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Op maandag 17 november 2003 11:53 schreef Kraai het volgende:
NOT THE JACKSONS ?! THEY GIVE EACHOTHER NEW HEADS FOR CHRISTMAS FOR FUCK SAKE

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Op dinsdag 18 november 2003 16:28 schreef bolivian het volgende:

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Bijna goed: "These people give eachother new heads for Christmas for Christ's sake!"

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Op dinsdag 18 november 2003 16:52 schreef BatMat het volgende:

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...zegt de persoon die een topic over DeNis Leary opent onder de titel 'Fijne DeNNis Leary Quotes'

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"Shut the fuck up, next!"

Heb je zelf ook nog een quote BM?

_{bedankt HeatWave}

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door bolivian op 18-11-2003 21:51]

Nu weer Ontopic??

'I can't bring up my kids in a church which authority system is entirely based on the size of fucking hats, okay?
That's apparently how the catholic church is run. The bigger the hat, the more important the guy, right?
Priests have no hats, cardinals have those little red beenies, the pope has a collection of big hats.
God must have a huge fucking sombrero up there in heaven!'

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Op woensdag 19 november 2003 00:45 schreef BatMat het volgende:
Oké dan, een mooie quote van Denis voor jullie, en vooral voor bolivian, voor het starten van een leuk topicje:
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"I have the solution to the drug problem in this country. Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it. Not less drugs, more drugs. Get more drugs, and give 'em the right fuckin' people."

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Your BIG-ASSED!!! dinasours are big-boned!
put your fork down!!!

[Spoken]
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaah!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

[Spoken]
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

[Spoken]
Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

[Barking]
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh

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I'm an asshole and proud of it!

Die was erg lache

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383998/

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Op zaterdag 27 december 2003 02:20 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Heeft er iemand "Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary" gezien?

Die was erg lache

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383998/

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Op zaterdag 27 december 2003 02:26 schreef bolivian het volgende:

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Wat is het? Een show? Een film? Wat?
Ik denk een one man's show, am I right?

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Op zaterdag 27 december 2003 02:58 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:

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Een nieuw soort format waarin iemand op een stoel word gezet en mede collega je afzeiken bv. op wat je gedaan hebt.
Erg leuk, MTV kopieerde het met MTV bash (mislukt dus) itt tot Comedy Central had mtv celebs die van te voren bedachte grappen moesten oplezen.

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Op zaterdag 27 december 2003 20:48 schreef cealen het volgende:
echt super heb de comedy central roast gezien van de zomer in de US
als daar een dvd van komt ben ik de eerste die die dvd zal kopen
echt supergaaaaaaaaf

i have beltbottoms garantiet i wouldn get layd

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Zie het topique: Celebs die publiekelijk worden afgezeken: MTV Bash

over de seventies:
"There we were in a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldnt get layed !"