En dan niet alleen het nummer en uitvoerende melden maar ook de tekst quoten graag.

*aftrapt.

Ik begin met een hele nette

Maan The scene
De spirit, de humor en de erotiek / ze zijn niet te vervangen / ik kijk op dit moment naar iemand in bezit van alle drie / en uit alles spreekt verlangen / naar de spirit de humor en de erotiek / dieper dan je dromen / ik drink, denk, zoek naar een manier / om dichterbij te komenOnder de maan veeg ik de sterren uit mijn ogen en ga naast haar staanOm de vodka, de wijsheid en de retoriek / de woorden die alleen een vrouw kan spreken / de taal van haar lichaam, verstaanbaar voor wie ziet / en maar al te graag wil breken / om de spirit de humor en de / dieper dan je dromen / en ik drink denk zoek naar een manier / om dichterbij te komen

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/americanpie2/susan.htm

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 20:53 schreef SnowBite het volgende:
Bedoel je zoiets?

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/americanpie2/susan.htm

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al valt het met de erotiek ook wel weer mee

http://www.earthlink.net/home/software/popupblocker/totalaccessdownload/

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 20:55 schreef ondeugend het volgende:

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Yep al had ik liever de tekst gehad ipv al die pop-ups
_{al valt het met de erotiek ook wel weer mee}

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Lords Of Acid - Cybersex

If you wanna talk my name is Kinky Thing
If you wanna flirt I'm your secret fling
I'm your cyberslut, gonna make you see
I can make you happy if you play with me

You can find my picture but when you start
I'll get you addicted, gonna steal your heart
I can be the girl in your wettest dream
I'm the ultimate cyber Kinky Thing

In cyberspace I'm your cyberbaby
I'm supersexy and supernasty
Let's misbehave where no one can see
In cyberspace it's just you and me

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Lords Of Acid - Pussy

I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kinda pussy is a crime
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's kinda sick

I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
I bring my pussy everywhere I go
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's really thick

She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My pussy is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (miauw, baby)

I wanna see your pussy show it to me
Let me see your pussy show it to me
Show me your pussy show it to me
I wanna pet your pussy show it to me

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 21:00 schreef =HellFire= het volgende:
Electrix Six - Gay bar... High voltage... ach de hele cd ofzo?

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Lords Of Acid - Rough Sex

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho (x4)

When I think about Love
I don't think about a Bright Moon
Twinkling Stars
Red Wine
Silent Whispers
Holding Hands
Secret Loveletters
I think about Pure Sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho (x4)

When i think about Love
I don't think about candlelights
Red Roses
Wedding Bells
Moonlight Serenades
Warm Summer Nights
I think about Pure sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho (x4)

When I think about Love
I don't think about a bright Moon
Twinkling Stars
Red Wine
Silent Whispers
Holding Hands
Secret Loveletters
Candlelights
Red Roses
Wedding Bells
Moonlight Serenades
Warm Summer Nights
A table for Two
I think about Pure sex, Deep sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex
Wooho - Ooho (x4)

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De groep is Umbra et Imago,
diverse nummers zijn erotisch getint,
hun optredens helemaal (ware sm-acts enzo)

Een voorbeeld van het album 'Machina Mundi' is het volgende nummer..

Milch

Ich will Milch sein, feine, zarte Milch
ich möchte über Deinen Körper fließen
mich sanft über Deine Seele gießen
Deinen zarten Teint benetzen
mich in Deinen Nabel setzen

Ich will Milch sein, feine, zarte Milch
ich möchte stets nach unten fließen
ich möchte feucht Dein Geheimnis küssen
auf Deinen Füßen Ruhe finden,
mich um Deine Lenden winden

Ich will Milch sein, eine die nach Vanille schmeckt
ich möchte Deinen Gaumen spülen
im Fließen Deine Zunge fühlen
ich würde zart Deine Haut verjüngen
Dich bespritzen und in Dich dringen

ich warte, ich warte, ich warte auf Dich

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 20:58 schreef SnowBite het volgende:

[..]

Zoek goed en je snapt het hele verhaal...

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She pulled her skirt back down
after he was done
just took a look at him
she wanted to run
put a mock on her past
chuck one of her breath
he gave a kiss goodbye
she wanted him to die

look in her eyes you can find her
look in her eyes you can find her somewhere
look in her eyes you can find her
look in her eyes you can find her somewhere
somewhere

the next day at school
the rumors flew
susan hated name
susan hated her fame
and you could tell from the crowd
that he felt so proud
another memory for her to take home
graved in stone
susan went home and cried
she felt something inside

look in her eyes you can find her
look in her eyes you can find her somewhere
look in her eyes you can find her
look in her eyes you can find her somewhere
somewhere

i don't mean to kill the illusion
that i have a friend named susan
but i bet she has a family
and a dog and a brother
he's about 3 years younger
sounds that i put on the blind
if i remember correctly was 14 at the time

so i think about my younger sister
i sure am gunna miss her
as a girl that he ? to this world
susan went home and cried
she felt something inside

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 21:02 schreef Wolve000 het volgende:
Nog eentje en ik ga weer wat anders doen:
[..]

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Maar is niet echt erotisch zeg maar

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 21:07 schreef trance40 het volgende:
I Wanna fuck you in die ass... en dan nog wat

Maar is niet echt erotisch zeg maar

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Kwa poëzie betreft

To become aware of my own sensuality, I first become fully aware of my own tactile sense. In dim light, I close my eyes and remove my clothes.

Do I lose his respect for being so wild? Hardly. He treats me like a rare and precious jewel. And he goes through the day proud of the fact, that with me, he is the world's most imaginative lover.

Men pick amazing places for sexual adventure. The wildest adventure proposed to me was in a bathtub which was full of Jello! All I could think of, was how many boxes it would take? What would be the most alluring colour? The most delicious flavour? And how could that affect our oral explarations? If the Jello gets firm, would I bounce?

As you look around for what's new and different, remember these three important weapons that should be learned to keep a man in love. Imagination, sensitivity to his moods and desires, and the courage to experiment with new sexual techniques, enticing situations and places.

Lovemaking is physical, and so its its language. Suck, cock, fuck, and prick, are not bad words. Used in the bedroom by lovers to describe parts of the body, and physical activities, they are very proper indeed, and they distinctly enhance sex. Overhaul a prudish attitude. Don't whistle and stick up your nose, at least, not up in the air.

All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and suff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick is big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n suff
Through the night, making so much love
Then sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, so clean
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint go shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Catwoman1986 op 14-11-2003 21:10]

Jump, Bounce, Down, Up
Jump, Pogo X7
Bounce, Pogo X7
Down, Pogo X3
Up, Pogo X3
Jump, Pogo, Bounce, Pogo, Up, Pogo, Down

I went out on a date,
With a girl, a bit late,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
I brought my pogo stick,
Just to show her a trick,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.

Jump, Bounce, Down, Up
Jump, Pogo X7
Bounce, Pogo X7
Down, Pogo X3
Up, Pogo X3
Jump, Pogo, Bounce, Pogo, Up, Pogo, Down

Unannounced twister games,
All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick,
Everyone gets to play,
Runaway, expose',
It was so exotic,
But just one pogo stick.

Jump, Bounce, Down, Up
Jump, Pogo X7
Bounce, Pogo X7
Down, Pogo X3
Up, Pogo X3
Jump, Pogo, Bounce, Pogo, Up, Pogo, Down

Oh, I like to spread you out,
Touching whoever's behind

Jump, Bounce, Down, Up
Jump, Pogo X7
Bounce, Pogo X7
Down, Pogo X3
Up, Pogo X3
Jump, Pogo, Bounce, Pogo, Up, Pogo, Down

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 21:09 schreef ondeugend het volgende:

[..]

Ook niet echt origineel

Kwa poëzie betreft

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 21:09 schreef HassieBassie het volgende:
Herbaliser- Sensual Woman

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Madonna - Erotic

My name is Dita
I'll be your mistress tonight
I'll be your loved one darling
Turn off the light
I'll be your sorceress, your heart's magician
I'm not a witch, I'm a love technician

I'll be a guiding light in your darkest hour
I'm gonna change your life, I'm like a poison flower

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to...

Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body (repeat twice)
All over me (repeat 3 times)

We could use the cage
I've got a lot of rope
I'm not full of rage
I'm full of hope
This is not a crime and you're not on trial
Bend over baby, I'm gonna make you smile

Light the candles, 'til they're nice and soft
And when they start to drip, I'm gonna get you off

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to...

Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body (repeat twice)
All over me (repeat 3 times)

Give it up, do as I say
Give up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to...

I could bring you so much pleasure

Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body (repeat twice)
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my...

Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body (repeat twice)
All over me

Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better
Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away

Eroti - ca

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 21:11 schreef ondeugend het volgende:

[..]

Die is mooi, ken je het nummer zelf ook ?

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Snatch rules

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 21:25 schreef HassieBassie het volgende:

[..]

Wat denk jij nou..

Snatch rules

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[Big] Here's another one
And another one
Uhh, uhh, what?

Some say the x, make the sex
Spec-tacular, make me lick you from yo neck
To yo back, then ya, shiverin, tgue deliverin
Chills up that spine, that ass is mine
Skip the wine and the candlelight, no Cristal tonight
If its alright with you, we fuckin (that's alright)
Deja vu, the blunts sparked, finger fuckin in the park
Pissy off Bacardi Dark
Remember when I used to play between yo legs
You begged for me to stop because you know where it would head
Straight to yo mother's bed
At the Mariott, we be lucky if we find a spot
Next to yo sister, damn I really missed the
way she used to rub my back, when I hit that
Way she used to giggle when yo ass would wiggle
Now I know you used to sweets at the Parker Meridian
Trips to the Carribean, but tonight, no ends

Girl you look fine, like a windface Rolex, you just shine
I like that waistline
Let me hit that from behind, which wall you wanna climb
My styles genuine, girl I love you long time
I got you pinned up, with yo fuckin limbs up
All because you like the way my Benz was rimmed up
Bitch keep yo shin up, please watch me do thee
Nasty, like it when you make it move fast mommy
I like it when you tro' it pon me
No love makin, strictly back breakin
Ceas' know, all his hoes, go to my door
Then they go to his flo', to fuck some more
So no, caviar, sharp bar, uh uh
Strictly sex that's pretty and left over spaghetti
I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that

Lets stop the bullshit baby
Let me take you to the stop, get you hot
So you wanna be with me, Puff Daddy
B.I.G., bring that ass to me

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Op vrijdag 14 november 2003 23:02 schreef dawg het volgende:
Kiss me van The Cure. Al is het niet echt een erotische text (tenzij je van extreme sm houdt ), het nummer straalt een en al erotiek uit.

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Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some cornbread
I'm turning on the tv
Joining the grange.

Another level - Freak me

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

Maar goed, ik vind Tonight Is The Night van Betty Wright wel erotisch.

Tonight is the night
That you make me a woman, mmm...
You said youll be gentle with me
And I-I hope you will, mmm...mmm...

Im nervous and Im tremblin
Waitin for you to walk in
Im tryin hard to relax
But I just cant keep still, no

I can hear your car door slammin
I wanna play big girl and put on a sexy smile
But I know so little about what love is
I just cant help actin like a child

Youre knockin on my door and youre ringin my bell
Hope youre not impatient after waiting so very long
A whole year I put you off with my silly hang-ups
And were both old enough to know right from wrong

Tonight is the night
That you make me a woman, mmm...
You said youll be gentle with me
And I-I hope you will, hmm...mmm...
Im nervous and Im tremblin
Waitin for you to walk in
Tryin hard to relax
But I just cant keep still

Mmm...hey, baby
Ho, ho, baby
Ho...yeah...yeah...

Oh, but what if my mama should come home early
And catch us doin what were doin
Not only will I never live it down
But my whole family relationship itll all be ruined
But weve gone a little bit too far now
Oh, to turn around
So lets just pray
That true love is what weve found

Tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight

Ho, Ill never forget tonight
No, no, Ill never forget tonight
Thats when you make me feel real, mmm...hmm...
You make me feel real, real good
Oh...oh...whoa...oh...oh...whoa...whoa...
Yeah, and I wanna thank your love
Said Ive got to thank your love
Cause you make me feel good
And I love you, baby
I love you and I know it
And I aint too proud to show it
Cause I love you, baby
And I need you, baby
I want you, my love, my love
My, my, my baby
Ill never forget tonight
No, Ill never forget tonight
Cause you make me feel good
And I love you, baby
You make me feel real good
And I love you, baby
Cause you gave me
Uh, uh, pure love, yeah
Uh, uh, uh, pure love
Said I like that, baby
Uh, uh, pure love
Said I need that, sugar
Uh-uh-uh, pure love
Theres nothin phony about it
Uh-uh, pure love
Your love I cant do without it
Uh-uh-uh, pure love, ooh

I love him, I know it
I aint too proud to show it
I love him, I know it
I aint too proud to show it
I love him, I know it
I aint too proud to show it
I love him, I know it
And I aint too proud to show it

When moonlight crawls along the street
Chasing away the summer heat
Footsteps outside somewhere below
The world revolves, I've let it go
We build our church above this street
We practice love between these sheets
The candy sweetness scent of you
It bathes my skin, I'm stained by you
And all I have to do is hold you
There's a racing within my heart
And I am barely touching you

Chorus:
Turn the lights down low
Take it off
Let me show
My love for you
Insatiable
Turn me on
Never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you
Insatiable

The moonlight plays upon your skin
A kiss that lingers takes me in
I fall asleep inside of you
There are no words
There's only truth
Breathe in, breathe out
There is no sound
We move together up and down
We levitate, our bodies soar
Our feet don't even touch the floor
And nobody knows you like I do
'Cause the world, they don't understand
But I grow stronger in your hands

Chorus x2

We never sleep we're always holdin' hands
Kissin' for hours talkin' makin' plans
I feel like a better man
Just being in the same room
We never sleep there's just so much to do
So much to say
Can't close my eyes when I'm with you
Insatiable the way I'm loving you

Chorus x2

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"Christina Aguilera - Get Mine, Get Yours"

Baby you pretend that things
Ain't what they seem
All this tension telling me
Just exactly what we should be
Now I don't mind us being
Some kinda casual thing
Listen all I want to do for now is
Have you come and take all of me
Can you

Chorus:
Put your hands on my waistline
Want your skin up against mine
Move my hips to the baseline
Let me get mine, you get yours
Hang a please don't disturb sign
Put my back into a slow grind
Sending chills up and down my spine
Let me get mine, you get yours

If you see me with a man
Understand that you can't question me
The feelings that you caught, ain't my fault
Can't help your jealousy
If you can handle the fact that what we have
Has got to be commitment free (free)
Then we can keep this undercover loving, coming
Hidden underneath the sheets
Can you

Chorus

So come on and freak my body
We can get nasty, naughty
All night a private party
Gotta hit that spot just right
Work me like a 9 to 5

It ain't about the kissing and hugging
'Cause this is a physical loving
Straight sweating, our bodies are rubbing
Gotta hit that spot just right
Work me like a 9 to 5

We have a physical thing
We make love, but don't fall in love
(Let me get mine, you get yours)
We spend time, just enough
So you get yours, and I get mine
No strings attached
(Let me get mine, you get yours)
I want your body
Not your heart

Chorus x2

Come here
Don't be shy
I won't bite

Let me get mine, you get yours

you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive

The Beloved.

Is it right or wrong
try to find a place
we can all belong?
Be as one
try to get on by
if we unify?
We should really try
All this time
spinning round and round
made the same mistakes
that we've always found
Surely now we could move along
make a better world?
No it can't be wrong

Let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony

Oh yeah
oh yeah
oh yeah

Let's come together ...

Time is running out
let there be no doubt
we should sort things out
If we care
like we say we do
not just empty words
for a week or two
Make the world your priority
try to live your life ecologically
Play a part in a greater scheme
try to live the dream
on a wider scene

You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin',
I'm gonna send you back to schoolin',
Way down inside honey, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you my love.

[Chorus]
Wanna Whole Lotta Love [X4]

You've been learnin', baby, I bean learnin',
All them good times, baby, baby, I've been yearnin',
Way, way down inside honey, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love... I'm gonna give you my love.

[Chorus]

You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',
All the good times I've been misusin',
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.

[Chorus]

Way down inside... woman... You need... love.

Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man.
Keep it coolin', baby.

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love

Be my druidess
Be my everything
Be my druidess
Be mine

Around the dyre, a circle of thirteen
Thoughout these woods, ecstatic screams
I look deeply into your eyes
I smell your hair, caress your thighs

Now we'll make love by fire light
A blaze so high it lights the night
Long fingernails dug in my skin
Yourself so wet invites me in

Our lust increased feeds desire
As we combust, yeah we on fire
I feel you shake so deep inside
You scream my name and squeeze me tight

I'll do anything to make you come

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Op maandag 17 november 2003 16:18 schreef Gespenst het volgende:
Ik laat het voor het gemak in de juiste context staan

The Beloved.

Is it right or wrong
try to find a place
we can all belong?
Be as one
try to get on by
if we unify?
We should really try
All this time
spinning round and round
made the same mistakes
that we've always found
Surely now we could move along
make a better world?
No it can't be wrong

Let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony
let's come together right now
oh yeah in sweet harmony

Oh yeah
oh yeah
oh yeah

Let's come together ...

Time is running out
let there be no doubt
we should sort things out
If we care
like we say we do
not just empty words
for a week or two
Make the world your priority
try to live your life ecologically
Play a part in a greater scheme
try to live the dream
on a wider scene

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Op maandag 17 november 2003 16:24 schreef X-Phantom-X het volgende:
Ken uw klassiekers:

You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin',
I'm gonna send you back to schoolin',
Way down inside honey, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you my love.

[Chorus]
Wanna Whole Lotta Love [X4]

You've been learnin', baby, I bean learnin',
All them good times, baby, baby, I've been yearnin',
Way, way down inside honey, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love... I'm gonna give you my love.

[Chorus]

You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',
All the good times I've been misusin',
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.

[Chorus]

Way down inside... woman... You need... love.

Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man.
Keep it coolin', baby.

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love

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If Loving You Is Wrong

Watch me ride:
I'm a sexual animal, eat you like a cannibal,
Crammed full of energy,
I'm inflammable,
Yeah, I finish my beer
So come here and get nice while I lick you here,
Put your legs over there and kinda swing on the chair,
I swear you look wicked with your panties in your hair,
Eyes half closed,
Cute little nose,
And like a pound of self-raising I just rose and rose,
Stepped out of my clothes started doing the right thing,
I was pumping and she was biting,
Yeah, lightning flashed and thunder roared,
The girl had her finger on my keyboard,
Oh lord, this is gonna last all night,
If lovin' you is wrong I don't wanna be right.

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

If I come first well that's the worse scenario,
I push you harder than Sanchez Vicario,
I mean it, 20th Century Fox on the screening,
One take like an earthquake make the bed brake,
We be famous worldwide overnight
And get tired of magazine articles we're forced to write.
I take a delight in making the bed springs sing all night,
If lovin' you is wrong I don't wanna be right.

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

I give a massage,
Skin supercharge,
Imagination on turbo situation large,
Sometimes you handle me kinda course,
Like a horse, the bed keep from flying.
I got my teeth in her neck...

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

"Face down, ass up
That's the way we like to fuck"

Erg fout dus en niet echt erotisch imo...

Nee dan "Slow" van Kylie Minogue. Dat nummer vind ik één en al erotiek!

Knew you'd be here tonight
So I put my best dress on
Boy I was so right

Our eyes connected
Now nothing's how it used to be
No second guesses

Track in on this feeling
Pull focus close up you and me
Nobody's leaving

Got me affected
Spun me 180 degrees
It's so electric

Slow down and dance with me
Yeah, slow
Skip a beat and move with my body
Yeah, slow
Come on and dance with me
Yeah, slow
Skip a beat and move with my body
Yeah, slow

Don't wanna rush it
Let the rhythm pull you in
It's here so touch it

You know what I'm saying
And I haven't said a thing
Keep the record playing

Slow down and dance with me
Yeah, slow
Skip a beat and move with my body
Yeah, slow
Come on and dance with me
Yeah, slow
Skip a beat and move with my body
Yeah, slow

Read my body language
Take it down, down

Slow down and dance with me
Yeah, slow
Skip a beat and move with my body
Yeah, slow
Come on and dance with me
Yeah, slow
Skip a beat and move with my body
Yeah, slow

Skip a beat and move with my body
Skip a beat and move with my body
Skip a beat and move with my body
Slow

quote:

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This song's about beaver and not the kind
that hides in woods allthough there's a link
It's not that I'm neurotic, maybe just a bit obsessed
By these hairy fluffy suckers
So be prepared cause I'm coming te get yours soon!
I wanna taste your juice!
Very soon, I'd like to taste your juice !
If you save your cumfy fuzzy spot for me...
You're gonna make my day...
They come in different sizes, different hairdos, different smells,
I sure hope yours doesn't stink !
So get prepared cause I'm coming to get yours soon !
I wanna taste you juice!
I'm the man now , so what ya gonna do...
Strike! Now I gotta score soon...
Before I turn into a sexually frustraded goon like you!

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Give me, body - give me - body - body - give me your body
Don't talk, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk
Baby don't talk
Body language
Body language
Body language
Give me your body
Just give me - yeah - your body
Give me - yeah - your body
Don't talk
Body language ha ha
Body language
Body language
You got red lips
Snakes in your eyes
Long legs, great thighs
You've got the cutest ass I've ever seen
Knock me down for a six anytime anytime
Mmm ha
Look at me - I gotta case of body language
Look at me - I gotta case of body language ha ha haa
Look at me - I gotta case of body language
Look at me - I gotta case of body language
Of body language - of body language - ha - yeah
Sexy body, sexy, sexy body
I want your body
Baby you're hot
Body language hah
Body language huh
Body language aah
Body language yeah
Body language aah
Body language huh
Body language hah
Body language hah
Body language

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Én óók nog bijzonder humoristisch

Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Wynonas got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said "recognize that smell? "
"smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell."

Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though hed take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he aint pissed for a week.
(and a half!)

Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "i sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

Of niet soms

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I got it inside
It's dirty, dirty

You touch yourself
You think of me
C'mon it's not that dirty
'Cause I've got that stare
I've got the glare, the things you want in me
You've got me running

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I got it inside
It's dirty, dirty

You touch yourself
You think of me
C'mon it's not that dirty
You touch yourself
You think of me
C'mon it's not so dirty

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I got it inside
It's dirty, dirty

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I got it inside
It's dirty, dirty

The more I get
The more I want
Love mushes out my brain
She's gotta move real slow
High and low
The girl's gonna drive me insane
She's got a real cool cat
That know where it's at
Has to be the ultimate find
Have you heard the score
Ready for more
I knew that the pump was the prize

I want love
Give your love
Wow!
Love
Ooh
Love

Well let's pump her, pump her
Strike it rich what you're dreamin' of
Let's pump her, pump her
(It's the way you find)
We're gonna hunt for gold
Gonna dig for love

Oh get down
Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
C'mon
Oh
Push it baby
Give it to me
Oh yeah!

I want love
All your love
Whole lotta love
Cheap chime for love

Well let's pump her, pump her
(You know what I'm saying baby)
Strike it rich what you're dreamin' of
(C'mon give it to me)
Let's pump her, pump her
We're gonna hunt for gold
Gonna dig for love

One more

Get down
Ha!
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Push it, push it, push it, push it
Oh! Oh! Oh!
C'mon
Ooh
Ha

Oh oh
Wee-ell-Now!

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I'm coming
I'm coming-yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax
Higher higher

Hey-
Pray

I wanna be screwed by you, but anyone else will do

Dus. Dat was t.

Squeeze my lemmon until the juice runs down my legs.

"How Many Licks"

[Sisqo]
Hold up
So what you're saying is, oh
(Niggaz got me pissed like Lil' Kim)
You want to get freaky again, aight
A-ooh-ah-ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Lil' Kim]
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

[Sisqo]
So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Cause I've got to know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs
[*Moans*] Baby.. ohh.. yes ohh!
Jailer.. open up.. cell, block, eight
[*sexual sounds*]
Alright nigga, that's enough
Stop, look and listen; get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard, startin fights in the yard
Hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggaz do anything for a Lil' Kim poster
Eses, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs
Up North in the hole, they all wanna know

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
If you drivin in the street, hold on to your seat
Niggaz, grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Shoom!) That's me the Knight Rider
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street - gotta keep the heat
Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings
Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 A.M. I'm on the way to club
After three bottles I'll be ready to fuck
Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors
High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like it's rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Let me know, let me know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Baby tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Your hot white cum

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

Everytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Everytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Everytime I get a - get down, get down
Get down, make love

Oh, sss, hah

I can squeeze - you can shake me (get down, make love)
I can feel - when you break me (get down, make love)
Come on so heavy - when you take me (get down, make love)
You can make love, you can make love, you can make love, you can make love
(Get down, make love)
You can make everybody get down, make love
Get down, make love

Everytime I get high
You wanna come down
Everytime I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Everytime I wanna, get down
Get down, get down

Aah, ooh, make love, make love, make love, make love, make love
Aah, oh

Get down, make love
Get down, make love
Get down, make love
Get down, make love

Everytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Everytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's just too much
Everytime I wanna, get down
Get down, get down, make love

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Op vrijdag 21 november 2003 15:35 schreef Tom_Tom- het volgende:
The Divinyls - I Touch Myself.

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I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

When we met, it wasnt quite clear to me
What you had in store was there for only me
Silly, you know you took me by surprise
Then I turned and looked, I saw that message in your eye

There you were, I fell on the floor
The way you move, girl, only made me want you more
I did not know you had me hypnotized
Theres a movement of your body dancin in my eyes

I know I had to hold you and make you mine
Dont want to control you just to have a good time
In ecstasy when youre layin down next to me
Oh, no, no, ecstasy, yeah, when youre layin down next to me

I find it hard for me to concentrate
If I dont make my move, girl, it might be too late
Ive got to make sure you dont get away
After all you done, girl, to make me wanna stay

All my life Ive been searchin for a star
Now my search is over and here we are
Livin in ecstasy, yeah, when you lay down next to me, yeah
Here in ecstasy, when youre layin down next to me

I wanna hold you and make you mine
Dont want to control you just to have a good time
Livin in ecstasy, well, when youre layin down next to me
Ooh...ooh...wee, ecstasy, when youre layin here with me, uh-huh

In this ecstasy when you are here with me, yeah
Oh, its ecstasy, Lord knows when youre next to me, yeah

I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,
but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
you're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
CAUSE IT'S YOUR TURN NOW.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-
by giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.
You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.
I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,
BUT YOU BETTER LEARN TO LOVE IT.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.
We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.
AIDS is our problem, we've got to talk.
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,
got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.
Dinners on, get busy with my booty.
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.
I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.
I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.
THIS AINT NO JOKE.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

Sisters... you've got the power. Use it.

W: You brought a condom, right?
M: HUH?
W: I'm unprotected.
M: Aint you on the pill?

W: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know
I think it's your turn to go down on me.
M: I'm tired, I'm tired.
W: What do you mean your tired?
Come on baby, come on.
M: No, no, that's aweful... that taste- terrible.
W: You asshole, you shit.

Well, I know you think it's a real drag,
to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.
Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.
Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.
How do you think I feel when I GAG on your erection? (uh!)
Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,
GET YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

'Apocalypse Kisses; Commemorating My Summer Solstice'

The crescent was red and transition was dying
For an instant forgotten and my moon would be gone
The night was resplendent and today was incessant
I closed my eyes and my crescent was gone
Who is he, who extinguishes fire?
It is I, It is me
Who is she, who resolves in devotion?
It is you, It is me

History's ever and the patterns are ceaseless
Recurrence's my sentence and failure's my crop
I vanquish myself with a sword of abortion
Thence torpid I rest in miscarriage alone
Who is he who ruins desire?
It is I, It is me
Who is she who awakens the fire?
It is you, It is me

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door surrealm op 21-11-2003 21:00]

Im not ashamed of the things that I dream
I find myself flirting with the verge of obscene
Into the unknown, I will be bold
Im going to places I can be out of control

And I dont want to explain tonight
All the things Ive tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world so I
Can draw the blinds and Ill teach myself to fly

I love myself
Its not a sin
I cant control whats happenin

Cause I just discovered
Imaginations taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

From the small of my back and the arch of my feet
Lately Ive been noticin the beautiful me
Im all in my skin and Im not gonna wait
Im into myself in the most precious way

And I dont want to explain tonight
All the things Ive tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world so I
Can draw the blinds and Ill teach myself to fly

Cause I just discovered
Imaginations taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

Theres a
And my body is mine
I wont be left behind
Im already here

Cause I just discovered
Imaginations taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

Cause I just discovered
Imaginations taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

Jamaica Funk - that's what it is
let it get into you
C'mon I've got a groove ... you know where I 'll be......
Funkin for Jamaica .....
If ya feel it ......let it get into you
Jamaica funk that's what it is
let it get into you

I feel it ... inside my soul
let it get into you
Cause there's enough to go all the way around
let it get into you ... let it fill you up inside
This feelin's funk that's what it is
let it get into you
Jamaica funk that's what it is --- baby come funk with me
we-be funkin for jamiaca
If ya feel it .....
and I let it get into me..
Jamaica funk that's what it was .......
let it get into you......
That feelin's funk that's what it was ....
and I let it get into me -- I let it get into me
woa woa woa this feelin's funk ..............that's what it is
baby come funk with me .......
Baby come funk -Funk !!!!

_{die laatste twee regels ook!}

de vrouw zit de hele tijd: "bang bang, boogie boogie bangbang" te zeggen, en van die hijg, sex geluiden erdoorheen te gooien... redelijk erotisch iig

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Op zaterdag 22 november 2003 01:16 schreef superheist het volgende:
vive la fète - mon dieu

de vrouw zit de hele tijd: "bang bang, boogie boogie bangbang" te zeggen, en van die hijg, sex geluiden erdoorheen te gooien... redelijk erotisch iig

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Op zaterdag 22 november 2003 01:18 schreef RichardQuest het volgende:

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Op zaterdag 22 november 2003 01:26 schreef ondeugend het volgende:

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Zolang ik er maar geen last van heb !!!!

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Alleen maar plezier

Lie on the ground upon the Baphomet
Open your legs and feel the extent of your desires
I taste your treasures as you taste mine
Now it's time for you to experience the pleasures of......

Satanic Erotica

My rod is thrust, your body starts to shake
As the smell of incense fills the room
The nectar I inject is a gift from Lucifer
It gives me power to cast my spell

do you love me? say you do, i'd like to see you undress
let the light shimmer down, I've ordinary addictions
whisper soft into my ear, secret words heaven sent ....
so you can read my mind
hush dear....the night is always young
there's no day here, tomorrow never comes
let colours fly, we're safe from harm
see orange glow, let our love flow

no romeo no juliet,
what we got is deeper than that
lets stay in bed, watch t.v. and shag tobacco
i want you, i want you....
you're my amphetamine you're my lover....
and there's no other.... ....there's no other.... there's no other
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Op zaterdag 22 november 2003 01:27 schreef bas-beest het volgende:
Acheron - Satanic Erotica
Welcome to the lust inside my sinful mind
I'll show you things you never thought could be real
Remove your clothes and don't be afraid
Soon extasy will flow throughout your naked body

Lie on the ground upon the Baphomet
Open your legs and feel the extent of your desires
I taste your treasures as you taste mine
Now it's time for you to experience the pleasures of......

Satanic Erotica

My rod is thrust, your body starts to shake
As the smell of incense fills the room
The nectar I inject is a gift from Lucifer
It gives me power to cast my spell

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Op zaterdag 22 november 2003 01:18 schreef RichardQuest het volgende:

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Tekst weet ik zo niet uit mijn hoofd, maar het behelst brute anale sex en een mobiel toilet.

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Op zaterdag 22 november 2003 02:06 schreef superheist het volgende:

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en die mooie (geile) geluiden zal ik morgen te horen krijgen in de patronaat

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SEX RAP

Time to swing a little melody
To make you all feel something sexually
And now we're gonna get it on in the groove
The groove that makes those smooth hips move
We are pumpin' that drivin' bad rythm
To make those pretty little pussy lips schism
Kissum kissum kissum

In the mind is one design
To make you feel fine
Suckin' on mine with a 69
I'm inclined to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck your brains out
For the moment, come on now, make her shout
Pump that leman 'till it pouts

Open your legs to the sensual sound
With the beauty of the beat on your pretty wet mound
I can tell you're like a horny bloodhound
Feel the bass, hug the ground
Just drop your knees and come unbound
And now you make your mouth to get on down

Our lust for notes will boil your blood
When they slither and slide on under your hood
Makin' me shoot my power packed pud
Like a wild lady lovin' a viable stud
Because of what is know as a juicy wet pud
Gettin' it gettin' it gettin' it good

In my head, as a hellified hum
I take to rubbin' her on the bum
Adjust the lips some on the tongue
With my thumb i strum her plum
Start to make her orgasm
Tastes a little bit like, ooh, how rum

Well i like to make her cum
To the rythm of the drums
Make cum, make cum, cum

en zo hebben ze er nog wel een paar

Don't draw the line
honey i ain't through with you
it's the harder the better
do it till you're black and blue

Man on a mission - van halen

Baby let me fill u up inside
spread your wings and open wide
it's hot so hot
a man on a mission

pour some sugar on me - def leppard

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

Oh there's nothing like a
blowjob in the morning...
There's nothing really like it
in the world!

If I ever found a babe,
who will blow me every day,
Then I know I will have
finally found my girl...

[repeat]
_{lijflied, om duidelijke redenen}

Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in..... (AH!OO!)
(just a little ah,ah..just a little .. ..)
[Nelly]
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious (uh)
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them G's
Then um I'm leavin, please believin(OO)
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor (uh)
Give that man what he askin for (oo)
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (uh,uh)
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

[Hook x2]
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot,(uh,uh,uh,OO) I wanna take my clothes off (oo)

[Nelly]
(nelly hang all out)
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles (come on)
What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
Warm,(uh) sweatin (uh)its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, all on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant loose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt gettin big" (OO)

[Hook x2]

(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah (OO)

[Nelly]
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a fo' in the basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes
Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms (OO)

[Hook x4]

(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah (OO)

_{het was trouwens een erg 'te pruimen' concert de 18e!}

2 Live Crew - Move Somethin'

Intro:
(mixx cuts:
"drop yo' draws and open yo' legs up wide, bitch!")

Verse 1: brother marquis
I've been wanting to tell you this for a while
I like your fake blue eyes and your hoey style
So let's go for a walk through the park
You can suck my dick in the dark
And just do what i ask; bitch, bend over
Let me ride your backside like dogs do each other
I know that you're with it, so don't start frontin'
I don't wanna be your man; i wanna move somethin'!

(mixx cuts:
"you might as well give up the pussy."
"oh no!")

Verse 2: fresh kid ice
Listen up, baby, you look real pretty
Let me pull up your shirt and suck your titties
Yes, pretty lady, i love you so
Since the time we met, my dick has grown
You had other men; now it's my chance
Give me some time to take off my pants
The time has come; don't be frontin'
Just drop them draws, and let's move somethin'!

(mixx cuts:
"now what the hell do you want??"
"i want to fuck!")

Verse 3: brother marquis
Let's rent a room at a fuck-motel
Then play this game called "ring the sleigh bells"
Put the "do not disturb" sign on the door
And ride this dick 'till it gets sore
Then open your legs, put 'em in the buck
'cause that's the way i like to fuck
It's real simple; it's not really nothin'
All you have to do is move somethin'!

(mixx cuts:
"now let's find a motel so i can see how you fuck!"
"haaa?!"
"big daddy...."
"please..."
"don't rush me, bitch!"
"move your body to the beat"
"haao, work on my ass, baby!!")

Verse 4: fresh kid ice
Look, baby doll, don't lie or front
You know what i need and i know what you want
Let's go to the beach, we'll lay in the sand
And i'll prove to you that i'm a real man
And the way it felt, it was real tight
It chilled my body and the feeling was right
It's all for love; it's you i've been wantin'
Just roll those hips and let's move somethin'!

Ze hebben 10 albums met deze teksten

Bevrediging The Scene (open)
Ze is goed voor het bloed, voor de man en nog meer voor de vrouw / voor de hand die het doet, want het gaat niet meer goed zonder jou
Ze is goed voor het hart, zonder haar worden de dagen bedaard / ze is groot, in een vloek en een zucht spat je hoofd uit elkaar
Bevrediging, van de geest en van het lichaam / bevrediging, het moment waarop je stijgt / bevrediging, hou je vast hier kom ik aan / bevrediging, alles wat je geeft en alles wat je krijgt
Ze is goud voor je hoofd, voor de man en nog meer voor de vrouw / ze is goud en goed voor je hart, ze is vreemd en toch is ze vertrouwd
Ze gloeit en ze broeit, zonder haar zijn je dagen bedaard / met het ding dat ze met je doet, trekt ze je hoofd uit elkaar

When The Lady Smiles..........

When the lady smiles, you know it drives me wild
Her lips are warm and resourceful
When her fingertips, go drawing circles in the night
Then the mood is soft and sensual, hu-u
And I love it, yeah I love it
It's the answer to all my dreams
Every time it feels like the earth is shakin'
It doesn't matter,
a glass is a fallin',
I hear it shatter
Maybe it's raining,
faster and faster
Shadow dancin', together oh I
I'm a bettin' on the game of love
oh oh oh I, I'm bettin' that love is gonna come out
When the walls no longer shout
back at me, and I'm feelin' proud
When the lady smiles, she holds me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she could always let me down
But when the lady smiles, I can't resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don't resist at all
cos I'm walking on clouds and she is leadin' the way
My friends tell me, she's the beast inside your paradise
I guess you've heard it all before
A fallen angel, that has got you hypnotized
and that always needs some more, hu-u
and I love it, yeah I love it
She's done nothin' to mislead me
cos every time we meet the earth is shakin'
It doesn't matter,
a glass is a fallin',
I hear it shatter
Maybe it's rainin',
faster and faster
Shadow dancin', together oh I
I'm bettin' on the game of love
Oh oh oh I, I'm bettin' that love is gonna come out
When the walls no longer shout,
back at me, and I'm feeling proud
When the lady smiles, she holds me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she could always let me down
But when the lady smiles, I can't resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don't resist at all
cos we're walkin' on clouds and she is leadin' the way
Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo......

*popelt om naar een volgend concert te gaan!

I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now

(chorus)
Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it

(chorus x2)

When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke

Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!

chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!

I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs

(chorus x2)
Now, you SUCK!

lichtelijk erotisch.

"Boys like the lips swinging in their face
Lying back it's taking their own space
We're gonna kick it now and take your place
C'mon and give us a taste
I'm not the only one with body to kill
I like to see just how you swing that thrill
C'mon baby and shake that thing
you make my panties go ping"

Laughing and Squeezing and
Walking and Joking and
Smiling and Teasing
Loving and kissing and
Rubbing and scrubbing and
Styling and slumming and
Rolling and cumming
I'll hold you a lifetime
I'll love you forever
I'll make you my wife and
I'll never forget you
I'll give you my smile
On the face of your child
I will give you my love
I will give you my love
Loving and touching and
Loving and touching and
Loving and touching and
Loving and touching and love

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Divinyls - I Touch Myself

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

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Should of been, could of been
Would of been dead
If I didn't get the message
Goin' to my head
I am what I am
Most motherfuckers
Don't give a damn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, I'll be your man

Someone full of fun
Do me 'till I'm well done
Little Bo Peep
Cumin' from my stun gun
Beware take care
Most motherfuckers
Have a cold ass stare
Aw baby please be there
Suck my kiss cut me my share

Hit me you can't hurt me suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me stick with this (chorus)
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss

Look at me can't you see
All I really want to be
Is free from a world
That hurts me
I need relief
Do you want me girl
To be your theif
Aw baby just for you
I'd steal anything that you want me to

K-i-s-s-i-n-g
Chicka chicka dee
Do me like a banshee
Low brow is how
Swimming in the sound
Of bow wow wow
Aw baby do me now
Do me here I do allow

When We're Dancing Close and Slow
When we're dancing close and slow
I never want to let you go, no, no
I feel your warm embrace
The softness of your face
Tell me, baby, are we here alone?
When we're kissing long and hard
I can almost taste the thoughts within your mind
Sex-related fantasy is all that my mind can see
Baby, that's honestly the way I feel

When we're dancing close and slow
I'm not afraid to let my feelings show
I want to come inside of you
I want to hold you when we're through
Can't you feel my love touching you?

Intro: Shaggy]
Sexy, hot, I love my your girl, put it on me
Brian and Tony Gold let the ladies know, they got it goin on
Uh! Shaggy!!!

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey sexy lady, I like your flow
Your body's bangin, out of controoooooool!!! (Uh!)
You put it on me (That's right) ceiling to floor
Only you can make me, screamin back for moooooore!!!

[Verse 1: Shaggy]
Her body's callin bawlin got me crawlin up the wall and
My size ain't small it's tall and catch here comes her clothes be fallin
Her neighbor's callin bawlin all this noise is so appallin
They must believe we're brawlin headboards band till early mornin

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey sexy lady (Uh!!) I like your flow
Your body's bangin (Yo) out of controoooooool!!! (A big tune)
You put it on me (Uh!!)) ceiling to floor (Ceiling to floor baby)
Only you can make me (Uh) screamin back for moooooore!!!

[Verse 2: Shaggy]
I was her father's choosin,performance left her snoozin
Rug burns her knees we're bruised and, she's hooked ain't no refusin

[Brian And Tony Gold:]
I knew it all along (Uh!) she was the perfect one (What!!!)
She really put it on (On me) I had to write a song

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey sexy lady (She's drivin me nuts) I like your flow (Uh! Uh!)
Your body's bangin (Sexy Lady) out of controoooooool!!! (Sweet and nice)
You put it on me (You know you got that figure) ceiling to floor
Only you can make me (Wow) screamin back for moooooore!!!

[Verse 3: Brian And Tony Gold]
Hey sexy lady you be fine drive me crazy movin on, and on, and on
Hey sexy lady you be fine drive me crazy movin on, and on, and on

[Shaggy (Brian And Tony Gold)]
Gal your extra sexy like (Whoa) and you make me wanna say (Hi)
And you shake you shake your thong (Low)
Gal you wicked to ras it nah (Lie)
Gal I like the way how you (Flow) everytime you pass me (By)
Gal you wiggly jiggly and (Oh) and you wicked to ras it nah (Lie)

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey sexy lady (Uh!) I like your flow (Whaddat)
Your body's bangin, out of controoooooool!!!
You put it on me (Put it on me baby) ceiling to floor (Uh!!)
Only you can make me (Only you) screamin back for moooooore!!!

[Outro: Shaggy]
Uh, moist, ha ha ha ha ha ha

Smaakvol, niet grof en toch duidelijk waar het op slaat.
Hier een stukje:

Thats right, I cant control it
I need 7 inches or more
Tonight I can no longer hold it
Get it up, get it up, I cant wait anymore

Everybody, uh, its time to jam
Nasty girls dance, dance, dance
Uh, its time to jam
Nasty girls dance, dance, dance

(Are you gonna come)
(Are you gonna come)
(Are you gonna come)
(Are you gonna come)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Uh
Is that it?
Mmm, wake me when youre done
I guess youll be the only one having fun

Laat ik het zo zeggen, als je een vriend(innet)je te logeren hebt en je hebt dat nummer opstaan terwijl je moeder net voorbij loopt, dan gaat ze rare dingen denken En dan heb ik het voornamelijk over de bijgeluiden

Na één rit in de Rollercoaster heb je een herinnering voor het leven en wil je nooit meer anders ! !

Love Rollercoaster - Red Hot Chili Peppers

You give me that funny feeling in my tummy....

ah shit, yeah, that's right, huh
Rollercoaster of Love
say what
Rollercoaster

oohh oohh oohh
Oh baby you know what I'm talking about
Rollercoaster
ooh ooh ooh
Rollercoaster of Love
Rollercoaster time
lovin' you is really wild
Rollercoaster of Love
Oh it's just a love rollercoaster
Rollercoaster
ooh ooh ooh
step right up and get your tickets

Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride
awawaw
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride
yes

Move over dad 'cause I'm a double dipple
Upside down on the big dip dipper
1,2,1,2,3 I've got a ticket come ride with me
Let me go down on the merry-go-round
All is fair 'n' a big fair ground
Let's go slow. let's go fast
Liqourice twist gonna whip your ass.

Rollercoaster of Love
say what
Rollercoaster

oohh oohh oohh
Oh baby you know what I'm talking about
Rollercoaster
ooh ooh ooh
Rollercoaster of Love
Rollercoaster time
lovin' you is really wild
Rollercoaster of Love
Oh it's just a love rollercoaster
Rollercoaster
ooh ooh ooh
step right up and get your tickets

Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride

Move over dad 'cause I'm a double dipple
Upside down on the big dip dipper
1,2,1,2,3 I've got a ticket come ride with me
Let me go down on the merry-go-round
All is fair 'n' a big fair ground
Let's go slow. let's go fast
Liqourice twist gonna whip your ass.

Rollercoaster of Love

Rollercoaster

oohh oohh oohh
Rollercoaster
Rollercoaster of Love
ooh ooh ooh
Rollercoaster time
lovin' you is really wild
Rollercoaster of Love
Oh it's just a love rollercoaster
Rollercoaster
ooh ooh ooh
step right up and get your tickets

Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride
Yes you do
Yes you do
Yes you do

Your love is like
a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby

Poe - Hey Pretty (drive by 2001 remix)

Kyrie suggested we go for a drive in her new 2-door BMW Coupe
In the parking lot we slipped into her bucket seats
Kyrie took over from there
At nearly 90 miles per hour she zipped us up to that windy edge known to some as Mulhollan,
a sinuous road running the ridge of the santa monica mountains,
where she then proceeded to pump her vehicle in and out of turns
sometimes dropping down to 50 miles per hour
only to immediately gun it back up to 90 again,
fast, slow, fast fast, slow,
sometimes a wide turn, sometimes a quick one,
she preferred the tighter ones,
the sharp controlled jerks, swinging left to right before driving back to the right,
only so she could do it all over again, until after enough speed and enough wind,
and more distance than I'd been prepared to expect,
taking me to parts of the city I rarely think of,
and never visit

hey pretty
don't you wanna take a ride with me, through my world?
hey pretty
don't you wanna kick and slide with me, through my world?

I can't remember the insane things I started babbling about then,
I knew it didn't really matter, she wasn't listening,
she just yanked up on the emergency break,
dropped her seat back and told me to lie on top of her
on top of those leather pants of hers, extremely expensive leather pants, mind you
her hands immediately guiding mine over those soft, slightly oily folds,
positioning my fingers on the shiny metal tab,
small and round, like a tear
then murmuring a murmur so inaudible that,
even though I could feel her lips tremble against my ear, she seemed far, far away
pinch it, she said, which I did, lightly, until she also said pull it,
which I also did, gently parting the teeth, one at a time, down under and beneath,
the longest unzipping of my life

hey pretty
don't you wanna take a ride with me, through my world?
hey pretty
don't you wanna kick and slide with me, through my world?

hey pretty
my pretty baby
rock it through my world
hey pretty
my pretty baby
rock it through my world

We never even kissed or looked into each others eyes,
our lips just tresspassed on those inner labyrinths hidden deep within our ears,
filled them with the private music of wicked words,
hers in many languages, mine in the off-color of my only tongue,
until as our tone shifted and our consonants, spun and squealed,
ratteled faster, hesitated, raced harder,
syllables soon melting into groans or moans,
finding purchase in new words or old words or made up words,
until we gathered upon our heat and refused to release it,
enjoying too much the dark language we had suddenly stumbled upon,
craved to, carved to,
not a communication really, but a channeling of our rumoured desires,
hers, for all I know, gone to black forests and wolves,
mine banging back to the familiar form,
that great revenant mystery I still could only hear the shape of,
which in spite of our separate lusts and individual cries,
still continued to drive us deeper into stranger tones,
our mutual desire to keep gripping the burn fueled by sound,
hers screetching,
mine - I didn't hear mine, only hers,
probably counterpointing mine,
a high-pitched cry, then a whisper dropping unexpectedly to practically a bark,
a grunt, whatever,
no sense anymore, and suddenly no more kerbs either,
just the strait-away

too bad dark languages rarely survive...

Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me

I want to undress you
Wanna caress you
Don`t wanna be coy
It's time to get me off

Come on baby, thrust me, trust me, get me off
You're my poison and I cannot get enough

The music's pumpin and I wish you'd do the same to me
(come on, you know you can do it, you know you wanna do it)
You`re so freaky, treat me, make me come
Oh baby baby please
You got to get me off
It's time to get me off

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Captain_Chaos op 06-12-2003 16:55]

Meine Rübe ist hart, ich komm heim von der Firma
Ein Jüngling mit Bart, liegt grad auf meiner Irma
Ich schluck erstmal runter und denk mir nur "uff"
Dann tröst ich mich eben im nächstbesten Puff

Vorher noch zur Bank, die sagt leider nein.
Nur mit meine 3 Kröten laßt mich keine rein
Da bleibt nur noch über, die dicke Belinda
Doch so wie die ausschaut nimmt die ned moi a Blinda

Gesagt getan, doch was bin ich für ein Dummie
Zuhause, am Schreibtisch, da liegt noch mein Gummi.
Es ist sehr verzwickt meine jetzige Lage
AIDS ODER GEHT'S? stellt sich hier nun die Frage

Na sehr supa!

Bon Jorno, John Porno, zieh doch ein den Bauch
Die Frauen wollen Machos, drum hast Du nur den Schlauch
Bon Jorno, John Porno, Dir fehlt auch noch der Schmäh
Das Köpfchen unters Röckchen, das Schwänzchen in die Höh

Bon Jorno, John Porno, zieh doch ein den Bauch
Die Frauen wollen Machos, drum hast Du nur den Schlauch
Bon Jorno, John Porno, Dir fehlt auch noch der Schmäh
Das Köpfchen unters Röckchen, das Schwänzchen in die Höh

Naja jetzt sitz ich im Schlauchboot, hol mir einen runter
Und muß mich beeiln, weil das Schlauchboot geht unter
Jetzt schrei ich um Hilfe, es kommt her die Sandy
Sie nimmt meine Hand... und rettet mein Handy

Im Spital werd ich munter, erwach grad vom Koma
Im Bett gegenüber - a runzlige Oma
Sie findet mich sexy, haucht sie ohne Gebiß
Ich komm nicht vom Bett weg, vor der Nacht hab ich Schiß!

Da kommt sie schon rüber, OH GOTT WIE WIRD MIR?
Sie reißt mich zu Boden und keucht wie a Tier
Sie grunzt immer lauter und das ist kein Scherz
Bevors mir kommt, versagt ihr das Herz

Na sehr supa

Bon Jorno, John Porno, zieh doch ein den Bauch
Die Frauen wollen Machos, drum hast Du nur den Schlauch
Bon Jorno, John Porno, Dir fehlt auch noch der Schmäh
Das Köpfchen unters Röckchen, das Schwänzchen in die Höh

Bon Jorno, John Porno, zieh doch ein den Bauch
Die Frauen wollen Machos, drum hast Du nur den Schlauch
Bon Jorno, John Porno, Dir fehlt auch noch der Schmäh
Das Köpfchen unters Röckchen, das Schwänzchen in die Höh

Ich werd endlich munter, alles war nur ein Traum
Am Schreibtisch der Playboy, die Hand um den Baum
Vor mir steht mein Chef, der meint kurz und bündig
"Büroschlaf in Ehr'n, doch jetzt sind Sie gekündigt!"

So jetzt nehm ich den Playboy, geh heim von der Firma
Ein Jüngling mit Bart, liegt grad auf meiner Irma
Ich schluck erstmal runter und denk wieder "uff"
Dann tröst ich mich eben im nächstbesten Puff...

(en dan weer van voren af aan)

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!

Madonna - Justify my love

I wanna kiss you in Paris (!)
I wanna hold your hand in Rome
I wanna run naked in a rainstorm
Make love in a train cross-country
You put this in me
So now what, so now what?

Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my love

Hoping, praying
For you to justify my love

I want to know you
Not like that
I don't wanna be your mother
I don't wanna be your sister either
I just wanna be your lover
I wanna be your baby
Kiss me, that's right, kiss me

Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my love

Hoping, praying
For you to justify my love

Yearning, burning
For you to justify my love

What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Talk to me -- tell me your dreams
Am I in them?
Tell me your fears
Are you scared?
Tell me your stories
I'm not afraid of who you are
We can fly!

Poor is the man
Whose pleasures depend
On the permission of another
Love me, that's right, love me
I wanna be your baby

Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my love

Hoping, praying
For you to justify my love

I'm open and ready
For you to justify my love
To justify my love
Wanting, to justify
Waiting, to justify my love
Praying, to justify
To justify my love
I'm open, to justify my love

there's a monster in my pants
and it does a nasty dance
when it moves in and out
everybody starts to shout

monster AHHH!
monster ahhh..
get out of here monster!
monster!
monster!
get out of here monster!

there's a monster in my pants
and it does a naughty dance
when it sees the light of day
you can hear the people say

oh no a monster!
oh no a monster!
oh no oh oh oh no a giant monster
monster!
monster!
oh no a giant monster!

Shut the window bolt the door
don't wanna see that monster no more

Shut the window bolt the door
don't wanna see that monster no more

there's a monster in my pants
and it does a modern dance
when it comes into a room
people hit it with a broom

take that, monster!
take that, monster!
take it! take it!
take that you awful thing!

take that AAAAH!
take that aaaah...
take that you naughty thing

they don't wear pants on the other side of France
but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beast

monster!
monster!
oh gee a pregnant monster!

there's a monster on the run
and it wants to have some fun
when it flies into the air
all the people stop and stare
the guys give a yell (uuuuh!)
and the girls start to shriek (AAAH!)
when they see it's giant claws
and it's razor sharp beak

guy: gosh will you look at that thang!
girl: and Ithought dinosaurs were extinct!

(roaring and screaming)

quote:

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I was once a man before I transformed
into this molester, freshly deceased children
You have born, torn by my rape
The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate

Pleasure from the dead, complete satisfaction
I open the coffin
Sick thoughts run through my head as I stare
At the dead, over and over, I can't escape
I begin the dead sex, licking her young, rotted orifice
I cum in her cold cunt, shivering with ecstasy
for nine days straight I do the same
She becomes by dead, decayed child sex slave
her neck I hack, cutting through the back
I use her mouth to eject

Here I cum, blood gushes from
bleeding black blood
her head disconnected
As I came, viciously I cut, through her jugular vein
She's already dead, I masturbate with her severed head
My lubrication, her decomposition
Spending my life molesting dead children

Intercourse with infants
Curing heads on top of spikes
boiling skulls
Skin sliding off of bones

Voices
The voices call
Voices
The voices are calling me
Buried dead I've spiritually infected
Call to me from beyond their graves

Bleed
I now bleed pus
I bleed, the blood of the dead
I bleed on her livid skin
Thrusting myself within
Beginning to chop through her hairless crotch
Beyond what we know as death
It haunts me everyday
I hear the voice of every child
That lies next to me decayed
A fresh corpse, to fill with my infection
Tortured before death, no orifice left unfilled

Violated after death
Virgin hole I infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile

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quote:

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Hear I lay
Still and breathless
Just like always
Still I want some more
Mirrors sideways
Who cares what's behind
Just like always
Still your passenger
Chrome buttons, buckles and leather surfaces
These and other lucky witnesses
Now to calm me
Take me around again
Drive faster
Roll the windows down
This cool night air is curious
Let the whole world look in
Who cares who sees anything
I'm your passenger
I'm your passenger
Drop these down and
Put them on me
Nice cool seats
There to cushion your knees
Now to calm me
Take me around again
Just don't pull over
This time would you please drive faster
Roll the windows down
This cool night air is curious
Let the whole world look in
Who cares who sees what tonight
Roll these misty windows down
To catch my breath again
And then go and go and go just drive me
Home then back again
Here I lay just like always
Don't let me
Go take me to the edge

---

een quote:

We went wild in a backstage bathroom,
sucked my dick like a m#therf#ckin' vacume

We had our hoods on, we were slick
she pushed het butt up, hard against my d*ck,

I got mad my d$ck got hard
Entered in her ass, she said "oh my god!"

En nog meer van die uitlatingen...

ps. Volgorde niet correct!

Oft schon hab ich mich gefragt
Wer da unten an meinen Klöten nagt
Es zwickt zwar manchmal doch es ist ziemlich geil

Krank, das weiß ich, bin ich nicht
Doch irgendetwas begattet mich
Es ist Freddy, mein Schwesters Meerschwein

Es ist sein Fell und sein Gesicht
Und auch der Rest macht mich fickerig
Er erregt mich tierisch und mir geht einer ab
Und dat arme kleine Vieh
Ist bedeckt mit Wichse wie noch nie
Und trotzdem nagt er schon wieder an meinem Sack

Jetzt wo ich weiß was mich erregt
Hab ich mir etwas überlegt
Denn Freddy hat auch ein schönes Hinterteil
Mit dem Rasierer in meiner Hand
Polier ich ihm den Popo blank
Und hau ihm schließlich meinen Kolben rein

Es ist sein Fell und sein Gesicht
Und auch der Rest macht mich fickerig
Er erregt mich tierisch und mir geht einer ab
Und dat arme kleine Vieh
Ist bedeckt mit Wichse wie noch nie
Und trotzdem nagt er schon wieder an meinem Sack

Komm schon Freddy, nag noch'n bisschen weiter da unten du... kriegst auch ne Möhre du geile Sau.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Kaensterle op 31-12-2003 19:39]

Dikke Lul Band - Cowboy Johnnie

I'll tell you a story about Cowboy Johnnie
En naaien, man, yeah, that kon ie!
Hij reed op z'n paard door de prairie
En hij zei keer op keer: Getverderrie!
Ik wou that I had a lovely girl
Want ik heb toch zo'n dikke, zo'n dikke stijve lul

Ik ben Cowboy Johnnie, the supersexy man
Je moest 's weten, what ik allemaal can
Ik rijden op 't paard en rijden op 'n vrouw
De ene is wat groter, de andere wat nauw

De avond was gevallen, aan de hemel stond the moon
En Cowboy Johnnie dacht: yeah, ik ga 't nou maar doen
Hij gleed uit 't zadel en stond achter 't peerd
Hij liet z'n broekie zakken, dat had ie zo geleerd
De merrie keek naar achter en knipte met haar oog
Maar Johnnie stond voor joker, haar kont was veel te hoog

En ik ben Cowboy Johnnie, the supersexy man
Je moest 's weten, what ik allemaal can
Ik rijden op 't paard en rijden op 'n vrouw
De ene is wat groter, de andere wat nauw

Maar ginder uit de bosjes klonk een verdacht geluid
Hands up, riep Johnnie-Boy, come here, of ik spuit!
Gracious, what a lady! Beautiful and sweet
Her bloesje was gescheurd, je zag heel goed haar tiet
Johnnie riep "lay down, zodat ik je naai!"
Maar 't wou niet lukken, haar kutje was too dry

En ik ben Cowboy Johnnie, the supersexy man
Je moest 's weten, what ik allemaal can
Ik rijden op 't paard en rijden op 'n vrouw
De ene is wat groter, de andere wat nauw

Ik ben Cowboy Johnnie, the supersexy man
Je moest 's weten, what ik allemaal can
Ik rijden op 't paard en rijden op 'n vrouw
De ene is wat groter, de andere wat nauw

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door ondeugend op 31-12-2003 19:50]

quote:

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Op woensdag 31 december 2003 19:50 schreef ondeugend het volgende:

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quote:

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Op woensdag 31 december 2003 19:50 schreef Kaensterle het volgende:

[..]

Is dat ook een lied?

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You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Iave got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

Laying by my precious
Not long ago
Hiding behind the shadows
Of your broken soul
Why is it always you want something you can never have?
Why did you you try to tell me?
How could you be this way

Your throat, I take grasp
Can you feel the pain?
Then your eyes roll back
Can you feel the pain?
Love racing through my veins
Can't you feel the pain?
Your heart stops beating
Can't you feel the pain
Black orgasms
Can't you feel the pain
I kiss your lifeless skin
Can't you feel the pain

There you are my precious
With your broken soul
Rubbing my crotch, elated
Taking control
Why is it always
You fuck up something you have always had
Why'd you try to tell me
How could you be so cold?

Your throat, I take grasp
Can you feel the pain?
Then your eyes roll back
Can you feel the pain?
Love racing through my veins
Can't you feel the pain?
Your heart stops beating
Can't you feel the pain
Black orgasms
Can't you feel the pain
I kiss your lifeless skin
Can't you feel the pain

Here I am, just a man
Feeling the pain, gives me life
Relieving us is my plan
I'd do anything to see through your eyes
Just to see through your lies

I hate you, Can you feel the pain?

Can't you feel the pain?

I hate you, Can you feel the pain?

Your throat, I take grasp
Can you feel the pain?
Then your eyes roll back
Can you feel the pain?
Love racing through my veins
Can't you feel the pain?
Your heart stops beating
Can't you feel the pain
Black orgasms
Can't you feel the pain
I kiss your lifeless skin
Can't you feel the pain

Before you go and
Leave this town
I want to see you one more time
Put your dirty angel face
Between my legs
And knicker lace

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again

I want to run away with you
Your caravan and rabbit stew
Don't buy me candyfloss or bears
Swarfega fingers, I want you there

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again

Ride me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again
Twist it round again and again

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again
Twist it round again and again
Twist it round again and again

en ook

Goldfrapp - Strict Machine

I get high on a buzz
Then a rush when I'm plugged in you
I connect
When I'm flush
You get love when told what to do

Wonderful electric
Wonderful electric
Wonderful electric
Cover me in you

I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a strict machine

I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a strict machine

When you send me a pulse
Feel a wave of new love
Through me
I'm dressed in white noise
You know just what I want
So please

Wonderful electric
Wonderful electric
Wonderful electric
Cover me in you

I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a strict machine

I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a strict machine ...

I need you touch you're like a siren
Temptation pulls me closer I can't resist
So let me in now, cause I've been waiting
Any longer and I'm gonna explode

[chorus]
So tell me that you want it,
So many things I need to know
You can't hide your secrets and nothing's sacred
When we're here all alone
Tell me that you like it slow

You've gotta let me in now
It's where I want to stay
You're wrapped around me and I'll never escape
From this game we play
Won't you stay
Our lives will change and we'll both get dizzy

Tekst heb ik eerst 4 keer moeten horen voordat ik zeker wist waar hij over ging

I hit you with a lick a thang
Love to feel your body move like this
Rub me down
(Mm Cmon work that body)

I hit you with a lick a thang
Love to feel your body move like this
I wanna make u dance
And feel my effect yeah

Drop your guard lets jam
Right heres the spot
(Move your body)
We got this thing right here
Right heres the spot
(Im gonna get to you)

Drop your guard right here
Right heres the spot
(Touch your body and feel my effect)
We got this thing right here
Right here s the spot
(Its electrifying, right hereRight heres the spot)

I fancy you
Feel my effect

Right here right heres the spot

I hit you with a lick a thang
Love to feel your body move like this
Touch ya body
And feel the desire

I hit you with a lick a thang
Rub rub ya body
Cos you can call me up and we can get down

Drop your guard lets jam
Right heres the spot
(Move your body)
We got this thing right here
Right heres the spot
(Drop it)
(Im wanna get to you)
Drop your guard lets jam
Right heres the spot
(Touch ya bodyAnd feel my effect yeah)
We got this thing right here
Right heres the spot
(Its electryfying Right here, right heres the spot)

Right heres the spot
Right heres the spot

Delirious

I know u fancy me
I fancy u
I know u fancy me I fancy u babe, cmon

Im wanna make u dance
I wanna move u
Im wanna make u dance
I m gonna get to u
Im wanna make u dance
Its all about anything, everything
Im gonna get u

Dance If u want to if u dont make ur own way home
Dance If u want to if u dont make ur own way home
(Say chant)
Delirious

All u people, let me hear u make some noise

Undress me
Undress me
But not right away
Not too fast, eh!

Can you crave for me?
Desire me?
Enthral me

Undress me
Undress me
But don't be like the first time
Or go too crazy

First look at the truth
Take time to proceed
Don't be uncouth
Or show your greed
Devour me with your eyes
But be cautious
I'll become ravenous
By and by

Undress me
Deshabillez moi
But not right away
Not too fast, eh!

Can you hypnotise me?
Envelop me?
Capture me

Undress me
Undress me
But with some tact
And be exact
And dextrous

Choose your words with care
Control yourself, be strict
Not too slow nor quick
On my skin
There that's it, I'm trembling
And offer much to your expert touch
Oh, come on!

Undress me
Deshabillez moi
I want it right away
Go faster, it's okay
Can you possess me?
Consume me?
Burn me...up!

Undress me
Undress me
Behave like a lover
And be a lover
Do it!

Undress me
come on, undress me
And you......undress yourself

Ill tell you what Ive done / Ill tell you what Ill do / been driving all nite just to get close to you / baby babe - Im moving so fast / youd better come on.

The moon is alright / the freeways heading south / my hard is going boom! / theres a strange taste in my mouth / baby babe - Im moving real fast / so try to hold on / try to hold on!

Sleeping in my car - I will undress you / sleeping in my car - I will caress you / staying in the back seat of my car making up.

So come out tonight / Ill take you for a ride / this steamy ol wagon / the radio is getting wild / baby babe - were moving so fast / I try to hang on / try to hang on!

Sleeping in my car - I will undress you / sleeping in my car - I will caress you / staying in the back seat of my car making love, oh yea!

Sleeping in my car - I will possess you / sleeping in my car - certainly bless you / laying in the back seat of my car making up.

The night is so pretty and so young / the night is so pretty and so young / so very young...

Sleeping in my car - I will undress you / sleeping in my car - I will caress you / staying in the back seat of my car making love to you.

Sleeping in my car - I will possess you / sleeping in my car - certainly bless you / laying in the back seat of my car making up.

I will undress you / I will undress you.

The night is so pretty and so young.

Deee-Lite - Stay in Bed, Forget the Rest

When you bite your bottom lip I wanna do back flips
Kiss your belly button and show you some good loving
It wouldnt matter if we got arrested
Our love is time proven and perfected

I like it when you show me
The endurance of a tantric yogi
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter
Spreading love with your eyelash flutter

Always ready when you hold me steady
Unplug the phone
Press my buzzer and ring my bell
Just me and you, pretending were not home

You make me wanna write these crazy love poems
Cant get no rest cause you know Im with the best
Always ready when you hold me steady

Keeping me on the verge
Just in time to stop while we still got the urge
Give me your spice, snuggle up to me it feels nice

Laying on the carpet when were feeling close knit
Deeply eternal like a secret transcript
Bodies twitching so bewitching
Its a fact I react every time we make contact
Feeling free as graffiti
Fall asleep with paradise dreams of Tahiti

You make me lose my mind
Each and every time
Stay in bed, forget the rest
Always ready when you hold me steady

Nu jullie weer hoor

RHCP - Apache Rose Peacock

Apache Rose Peacock
Sittin' on a sack of beans
Sittin' down in New Orleans
You wouldn't believe what I've seen
Sitting on that sack of beans

Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
Hicks don't mix with politics
People on the street just kickin' to the licks

Yes my favorite place to be
Is not a land called Honah Lee (MI.)
Mentally or physically
I wanna be in New Orleans

Oh good brother just when I thought
That I had seen it all
My eyes popped out, my dick got hard
And I dropped my jaw

I saw a bird walkin down the block
Name Apache Rose Peacock
I could not speak I was in shock
I told my knees to please not knock

(repeat MI.)

A little boy came along
Name of Louis Armstrong
Said that girl who left me silly
She liked the looks of me and my willy

So I found her in the quarter
Good God how I adored her
Oh she made me feel so cozy
When she told me I could call her Rosey

I kiss your hair your skin so bare
I'll take you with me girl anywhere (MII)
You fare well in stormy weather
I never met a girl that I liked better

Twinkle twinkle little star
Shining down on my blue car
Drivin' down the boulevard
She was soft and I was hard

Apache Rose gotta rockin' peacock
Hottest ass on the goddamn block
Rockin' to the beat of the funky ass meters
She has one of those built in heaters

(repeat MII)

Voodoo gurus casting their spells
Cockatoo drag queens shakin' their bells
Silver sound escapes the trumpet
Watch your leg someone might hump it

Chicken strut your butt let's rock
Gettin' it on under your frock
Flowing like a flame all through the night
My girl's insane but it's all right

Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

[Now wait a minute, y'all

This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!

Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show
Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good
Hey! Ow!
Push it good!

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Push it good
Push it real good

Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it

Push it good
Push it real good
Push it good
P-push it real good

Ah, push it
Get up on this!

Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, push it

My little girl
Drive anywhere
Do what you want
I don't care

Tonight
I'm in the hands of fate
I hand myself
Over on a plate

Now

Oh little girl
There are times when I feel
I rather not be
The one behind the wheel

Come
Pull my strings
Watch me move
I do anything

Please

Sweet little girl
I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger

Drive
I'm yours to keep
Do what you want
I'm going cheap

Tonight

You're behind the wheel, tonight

Depeche Mode - World in my eyes

Let me take you on a trip
Around the world and back
And you won't have to move
You just sit still

Now let your mind do the walking
And let my body do the talking
Let me show you the world in my eyes

I'll take you to the highest mountain
To the depths of the deepest sea
We won't need a map, believe me

Now let my body do the moving
And let my hands do the soothing
Let me show you the world in my eyes

That's all there is
Nothing more than you can feel now
That's all there is

Let me put you on a ship
On a long, long trip
Your lips close to my lips
All the islands in the ocean
All the heaven's in the motion
Let me show you the world in my eyes

That's all there is
Nothing more than you can touch now
That's all there is

Let me show you the world in my eyes

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Op zaterdag 15 november 2003 00:36 schreef Gitarist het volgende:
Misschien niet erotisch genoeg voor jullie:

Another level - Freak me

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Freak me baby, Freak me Baby, Freak me baby, Freak me baby
Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Baby don't you understand I wanna be your nasty man?
I wanna make your body scream, then you will know just what I mean
24 carat gold I want the night to grow cold
I wanna lick you up and down and then I wanna lay you down come on sexy

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

I love the taste of whipped cream spread it on the top of me
You know I can't resist you girl
I'll fly you all around the world
I wanna see your body drip come on let me take a sip
To calm what you cherish most
Cause we're not about to brag and boast

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

Whether you wine or grind
Whether you wine or grind
She shake it up right on time
She shake it up right on time
She like it long
She like it strong
Ram her hard and you can't go wrong
Whether you wine or grind
The first thing she ask, "Did you have your brush? If you have your brush
then you can avoid the rush."
Whether you wine or grind
She like a rough, rough grinder
She like a cool, cool winer
Whether come wine or grind
Whether you wine or grind
Whether you wine or grind
She want a rough, rough rider
She want a cool, cool stroker
Whether come wine or grind
She like when you wine or grind

Misschien niet zo subtiel .

Om even wat meer info te geven. Prince Buster is één van de grootvaders van de Ska muziek en heet eigenlijk Cecil Bustamante Campbell. Wat pum pum is lijkt me wel duidelijk na het lezen van deze tekst .

Wreck A Pum Pum (Campbell)
--------------------------
Tonight I want to wreck a pum pum
A fat, fat girl to wreck a pum pum
And if she's ugly, I don't mind
I'm feeling and fine to whine
So I want to grind, I want to grind, lord
When you go tear a pum pum

My dick is in a terrible state
Oh lord, good lord, give me the fate
I want to sit and wait till it
Because if she's ugly, I don't mind
It's not her face, her bodyline, boy
When you go tear a pum pum

Getting drunk won't do no good
Till a fat, fat girl come chop up di wood
My dick is getting the better of me
Look at my pants-front and you will see
A rod is there, stiffer than me, lord
When you go tear a pum pum
Tonight I want to tear a pum pum...

Eh, dit nummer is ook uit 1966 of 1967, toen heel Amerika nog geschokt was omdat Elvis Presley zijn heupen op 'obscene' wijze had bewogen.

Edit:

Ja, eindelijk een hele stapel van zijn lyrics gevonden: http://verse.freeservers.com/archive1.html

Errug mooi, slow music en een erg sexy video erbij...

Girl its only you
Have it your way
And if you want you can decide
That if youll have me
I can provide
Everything that you desire, hmm
Let me get a feeling
The feeling that Im feeling
Wont you come closer to me baby, hey
Now you already got me
Right where you want me baby
I, I just want to be your man

How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?

I wont stop (Wont stop) sick of all
Silly little games you and me play
And I feel right on
If you feel the same way baby
Let me know right on
Love to make you wet
In between your thighs, cause
I love when it comes inside of you
I get so excited when Im around you, baby
Oh baby

How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?

How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?

Ooh long time
Said its been on my mind, yeah
Baby close the door
(Listen girl I hafta)
Girl I got a thing(Gonna hafta show you)
I wanna show you (All I want to do)
Wish you'd open up (Shoot) because
I want to take your walls down
Oh yeah, if you want me to baby
Only if you want me to
Baby, baby
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why do wanna hold it back baby?
I just wanna
I wanna lay you down
Kiss you all
All around
All around
Making you feel it
Let me do what I, anything I want with you
Yeah, yeah, yeah

How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?
How does it feel, yeah?

[horn burst] = geluid van een toeter, het nummer is namelijk gecensureerd.

De tekst is nogal obsceen, zeg maar, maar de muziek is echt goed hoor, hij zingt het heel liev . Als je de tekst niet hoort denk je dat hij een liefdesliedje zingt .

Big Five (Campbell)
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Come over, get me brush up
Going to rub a pussy here tonight
Heavy rain falling
I can feel my [horn burst] getting stiff in hand

Gonna be a wet, wet night, in Big Five
Screaming, screaming night, in Big Five
It will be pussy versus cocky tonight
Gonna be pussy versus cocky tonight

Right now I'm feeling sexy
Want a big, fat pussy this December night
Today I smoke an ounce of weed
Tonight I'm gonna plant a seed
In her wump, alright

Spunky, spunky night in Big Five
Spunky, spunky night in Big Five
Oh, there'll be squeaking all over the bed
There'll be water all over her head

How many times I've wanted
To lay my [horn burst] inside her
And to think that now she has to beg me to do it for her
I'm gonna jook her with vengeance tonight, oh yeah

How many times I've begged her
To lay my [horn burst] inside her
And now to think she has to beg me to do it for her
I'm gonna jook her with vengeance tonight

Right now I'm feeling irie
Want a big, fat pussy this December night
Today I smoke an ounce of weed
Tonight I'm gonna plant a seed
In her wump, alright

Gonna be a spunky night in Big Five
Spunky, spunky night in Big Five
It's gonna be pussy versus cocky tonight
Gonna be pussy versus cocky tonight...

Ooh, now let's get down tonight
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual Healing baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue tear drops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the things you're dealing
I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right
Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's good to me
My baby ohhh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling, I need Sexual Healing (ad lib)

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I heat up, I cant cool down
You got me spinnin
round and round
round and round and round it goes
Where it stops nobody knows

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin flame
Burnin flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

You make me hot, you make me sigh
You make me laugh, you make me cry
Keep me burnin for your love
With the touch of a velvet glove

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

I feel the magic in your caress
I feel magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angels face

I see magic in your eyes
I hear the magic in your sighs
Just when I think Im gonna get away
I hear those words that you always say

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin flame
Burnin flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

I heat up, I cant cool down
My situation goes round and round
I heat up, I cant cool down
My situation goes round and round
I heat up, I cant cool down
My situation goes round and round

quote:

Come for me
I can feel your body
Pressed against my body
Wrap yourself around me
Love to see you throbbin'
Throb
Throb
Throb
I can feel your body
Pressed against my body
When you start to poundin'
Love to see you throbbin'
Throb
Throb
Throb
Boom boom boom
Until noon, noon, noon

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Op donderdag 3 juni 2004 17:08 schreef Captain_Chaos het volgende:
De wilde boerndochtere - Ivan Heyle

quote:

Op donderdag 3 juni 2004 17:13 schreef ondeugend het volgende:

[..]


Heb ie er ook 'n vertoaling van ?
Ik begriep allennig Drents

quote:

Op donderdag 3 juni 2004 17:24 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
Nathaniel Merriweather presents Lovage: Music to make love..

kan niet ontbreken die hele cd is gewoon geil

quote:

Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

quote:

When they say promises
They mean promises.
They'd say, "that's ok,
Long as we can celebrate"
You see, my uncle would say
things would change when he's dead...

"Meet me in the bathroom"
That's what she said
I don't mind...it's true.

Never was on time
Yes, I once was mine
Well, that was long ago
And darling, I don't mind.
Yeah, we were just two friends in lust
And baby, that just don't mean much
You trained me not to love
After you showed me what it was

Now she's staring wide-eyed
Can't close her eyes
Anywhere is fine
just don't waste my time
You see, my uncle would say
things would change once he's dead...

"Meet me in the bathroom"
That's what she said
I don't mind...it's true.

Never was on time
Yes, I once was mine
Well, that was long ago
And darling, I don't mind.
Yeah, they were just two fucks in lust
Baby, that just don't mean much
You trained me not to love
After you taught me what it was.

quote:

Um
I've noticed you're around
I find you very attractive
I've noticed you're around
Um
I find you very attractive
I find you very attractive
Um
Would you go to bed with me?
I've noticed you're around
Um
I find you very attractive
Would you
Um
I've noticed you're around
I find you very attractive
Would you
Um
Um
Would you go to bed with me?
I've noticed you're around
I find you very attractive
I've noticed you're around
Um

quote:

Mardi Gras came and went,
all my money has been spent,
how 'm I gonna pay the rent
sitting on -my ass/your face?

who mistook the steak for chicken?
who 'm I gonna stick my dick in?
we're not those kids,
sitting on the couch.

my former life i -had a sister/was a high roller,
I teased her and I dissed her/ walked my kids in a diamond stroller,
she got swept up in a twister/ found my calling as a part time bowler
first I laughed and then i missed her/ traded my wife in for a new green roller.
Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who fucked up that leaning tower?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch.

Oh, get on a greyhound and ride away,
different -dreams from yesterday/ birthday cake each day
tell your -grandparents they're ok/ parents that they're gay,
kiss their cheek/steal their money- and run away.
Coz me and my friends are so smart:
we invented this new kind of -darts/art
hit a bull's eye cut up heart/ post modernist throwing darts
smoking crack and -cutting back/crack.
Who mistook this crap for genius?
Who is gonna stroke my penis?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch,
sitting on the couch.

Oh -even your mother is a crook/people are shiny like a brand new book
but if -I get/you take- a closer look
there's shit on every -road you took/hand you shook
you don't beleive me?
look at your -book/ hand.
who made all these things for killing?
who's empty -heart/pussy hole- needs filling?
were not those kids,
sitting on the couch.

who mistook the steak for chicken?
who am I gonna stick my dick in?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch x 4.

quote:

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?

huh? right. what? uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.

SIS IUD, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time.
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

huh? what? right. uhh. huh? what? right. uhh.
What else in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches.
huh? what? right. uhh.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

quote:

Op donderdag 3 juni 2004 22:21 schreef leavinghope het volgende:

[..]

En dan vooral deze

Lovage - Sex (I'm a)

quote:

Op dinsdag 22 juni 2004 15:56 schreef Captain_Chaos het volgende:
Franz Ferdinand - Matinee