Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 27, 2003
at the age of 15 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (5%)
dit is dus als je alles zeer ongezond invult
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 11, 2072
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
March 30, 2069
at the age of 89 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (40%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Toch een raar idee dat de kans dat ik door Aliens ontvoerd wordt groter is dan dat ik een hartaanval krijg
November 15, 2086
at the age of 100 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Loneliness (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Drowning (7%)
!!!
zou bij God niet weten wat ik moet doen om door aliens ontvoerd te worden(
)! Heb ik liever dan door kanker ofzo dood te gaan... 
"De slimste van FOK!", dat is net zoiets als 'de minst stinkende drol op de mesthoop'.
December 23, 2052
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (5%)
December 12, 2058 at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
March 9, 2068
at the age of 81 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
April 20, 4368
at the age of 2382 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (2%)
Heart Attack (3%)
Homicide (1%)
Alien Abduction (83%)
Third Degree Burns (2%)
Contagious Disease (1%)
Auto-Fellatio (1%)
Horrible Accident (4%)
Alcoholism (1%)
Loneliness (3%)
May 19, 2062
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (22%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Lol, jij kunt nog ff....quote:Op maandag 12 april 2004 18:40 schreef Manweth het volgende:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 20, 4368
at the age of 2382 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (2%)
Heart Attack (3%)
Homicide (1%)
Alien Abduction (83%)
Third Degree Burns (2%)
Contagious Disease (1%)
Auto-Fellatio (1%)
Horrible Accident (4%)
Alcoholism (1%)
Loneliness (3%)
March 2, 2070
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Drowning (5%)
ach als ik door de alien abduction doodga is het niet eens zo erg, das nog wel grappig
hoop dat ik opgegeten wordt door een haai of een leeuw, dat lijkt me wel een mooie dood
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
- Beverly Sills
July 29, 2063 -edit- 6 dagen na me verjaardag -edit-
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Drowning (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
perfect daar doe ik het voor alleen liever dood aan een hart aanval of iets simpels
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (18%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (6%)
April 1, 2050
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (54%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Hopelijk is dat een 1 april grapje........
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (25%)
Alcoholism (10%)
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