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* Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?
- Well, you could try NASA's "things not yet and never will be invented"-department or something.

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<doobie> where do you sickos get these fucking links
<doobie> i mean seroiusly, do you type in
<doobie> horribly disfigured penis into google?
<Diablo> no
<Diablo> actually i was searching for penises in mouse traps

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* KiLLerMiK has joined #tonyhawksproskater
<KiLLerMiK> are we talking about tony hawk?
<bens0nio> mmm wendy's bacon cheeseburger
<KiLLerMiK> best combo?
<bens0nio> best combo is #2

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Op woensdag 13 augustus 2003 01:36 schreef klnvntrbyt het volgende:
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

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al eens op een andere plek een zooi verzameld :

http://www.bash.org/?latest

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<Diamond> But what's truly awesome is my new Radeon 9500 Pro.
<tidalblaze> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Diamond> That I will treat as if it were my first-born child.
<tidalblaze> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Diamond> ...Apparently when I have kids I'm going to stick them inside a small aluminum box.
<Diamond> And have them process numbers for me all day.
<Diamond> So I can watch porn.

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<WrmSlayer> The AI in the matrix got it all wrong
<WrmSlayer> they should have just used cows instead of humans
<WrmSlayer> no chance of rebelion
<Reverend> yeah
<Reverend> stupid AI
<WrmSlayer> and the mootrix would have just been a big sunny infinite field of grass

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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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<Bizznatch> my dick is 3 inches long
<chris> thats small.
<DrunkenMaster> sad
<Bizznatch> yus
<deathazre> chris: not for a 3 year old
<Bizznatch> death
<chris> ...
<Bizznatch> so you look at 3 year old\'s cocks every once in a while
<chris>
* deathazre has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Bizznatch> THE TRUTH HURTS
<Bizznatch> ...
<Bizznatch>
<incubus_chick> o.O

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<Kokanshu> does anyone else have the urge to call the operators up and say 'I NEED AN EXIT, FAST!'

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<Yuri> heh damn man
<Yuri> 93.1mb
<Yuri> this is the mightiest log i\'ve ever posessed
<xerDM> heheh
<Yuri> this is a sociology report waiting to happen
<Yuri> heh
<xerDM> hehe
<Yuri> and excellent fodder for legal lawsuits from assorted companies wanting to protect their intellectual property...
* Yuri find/replace warez|iso|bin|nrg|ccd/fluffy bunnies
<Dorn> aha
<xerDM> haha
<Yuri> \"wow these guys LOVE bunnies!\"
<Yuri> \"yeah they share em too!\"
<Dorn> course
<Yuri> \"over the INTERNET! to FTPS!\"
<Yuri> \"aww bunny videos!\"
<Yuri> hot rodent on rodent action
<Dorn> you\'d get stuff like \"Man sitting on that desert island sure made me feel fluffy bunnieslated\"
<Dorn> :E

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<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

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<Big_Mike> Science teachers are either really good or complete nutcases.
<DS> sometimes both.
<CurvyEm> I'm actually topless now, i couldn't be arsed to wear a top anymore
<DS> it is a fine line.
<DS> Well, that was a nice random interjection into a completely random conversation.

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<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?
<insight> Well, you could try NASA's "things not yet and never will be invented"-department or something

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<Shempo> ...do I have to set the drive to like...master..slave..blahblahblahb...o.O
<ShadowRage> slave
<ShadowRage> look at the jumpers on it
<ShadowRage> there will either be an M or an S, or just mater or slave
<ShadowRage> pop the jumpter on slave
<ShadowRage> jumper*
<ShadowRage> if it's the primary hd, then master
<Shempo> Well...Rawr..
<Shempo> I plugged the bitch im
<Shempo> in8
<Shempo> in*
<Shempo> it rawred at me
<Shempo> CLIIIKC CLICKCLIIICCK
<Shempo> ..now what?
<ShadowRage> access the bios
<ShadowRage> (either escape, f1 or delete when your computer first powers on)
<Shempo> yea..
<Shempo> and?
<ShadowRage> what kinda BIOS do you have?
<Shempo> dunno
<ShadowRage> this is on an older machine?
<Shempo> 1 year
<ShadowRage> hmmm
<ShadowRage> ok, are you in the bios?
<Shempo> ..no
<Shempo> That'd require restarting.
<ShadowRage> ... you added this HD with the computer on?!
<Shempo> >.>
<Shempo> <.<
<Shempo>
<ShadowRage> ..on your current machine?
<ShadowRage> right now?
<Shempo> o.o
<ShadowRage> .....................................................
<Shempo> Run?
<ShadowRage> lowkey: give me the learnin' stick.
<Shempo> ...
<Shempo>
<Shempo> The 2x4?
* ShadowRage smacks Shempo with a 2 by 4
<Shempo>
<Shempo> Yea...dumb mistake..
<ShadowRage> ....you seriously plugged it in with the machine ON?!
<Shempo> Possibly harmful?
<ShadowRage> ......
<ShadowRage> yes
<ShadowRage> very
<Shempo> o.o
<ShadowRage> ..it's a surprise your computer didnt explode and kill you in the process.

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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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<Sopabuena> I will name my children after my testicles
<Sopabuena> Left and Right
<GreenJeanz> .........
<Mort> I don't think 'small' and 'smaller' are very good names.

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< LittleJon> heh.... Kim just asked me what "bukkake" is.... so I told
her to type the word in Google & hit "I'm feeling lucky."
< Lord_Pryo> lol!
< LittleJon> ....and she did it on Tixer's computer.
* Slide rofl!
< Lord_Pryo>
< Lord_Pryo> please tell me Tixer was there
< LittleJon> he came in towards the end, and said, "I'm gonna get in
trouble!"

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too_much_prozak: ooowee girl you sho-nuff is hot stuff..c'mon over my house an sit on my face
eye_doan_know: Where you live big man? I'll think about it.
too_much_prozak: I'm in san diego..where U?
eye_doan_know: dont that beat all ...I'm in diego too
too_much_prozak: ...NO!...yer joshin.....for real?
eye_doan_know: real deal big guy.......you wanna hook up tonite?
too_much_prozak: sounds like a plan....your place? my place? or??
too_much_prozak: no..wait cant be my place...my g'friend is here.
eye_doan_know: cant be my place either...my boyfriend is downstairs.
too_much_prozak: ...what a co-ink-ee-dink my girlfriend is upstairs...........uh-oh-
too_much_prozak left the room

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<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<preda> err pen is

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<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it?

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<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud

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<KyleYankan> I got CD-RW mini-dicks

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<dsbnh|VC> saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday
<dsbnh|VC> first thing that hit me was "may contain nuts"

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<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?" and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was looking mighty strange at me...

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Knut op 13-08-2003 01:43]

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 <tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
 <Ouroboros> Ok.
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 <Ouroboros> Whoops

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Op woensdag 13 augustus 2003 01:36 schreef klnvntrbyt het volgende:
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

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Op woensdag 13 augustus 2003 01:39 schreef Knut het volgende:
lay-out verneukende tekst

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<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

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Op woensdag 13 augustus 2003 01:40 schreef Xebrozius het volgende:

[..]

Dooddoener.

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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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Op woensdag 13 augustus 2003 01:46 schreef klnvntrbyt het volgende:
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

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