[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Neo007 op 30-07-2003 16:03]

zoiets?

weet niet precies hoe die gaat...

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 16:03 schreef The_penetrator het volgende:
Zak over d'r kop, vlag in de hand en neuken voor het Vaderland.

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Das ook een goeie

Zuigen kreng, het is geen praatpaal

wie een kuil graaft voor een ander, is mooi dom. . .

Beter 1 kut in de hand, dan de lucht van 10!

Als je elke dronken bent heb je ook regelmaat in je leven.

Het is pas vreemdgaan als de ander het weet.

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 16:17 schreef Phaelanx het volgende:
Beter één vogel in de hand dan geen hand...

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In het leven moet men keuzes maken:
Men kan afslaan of doorgaan.
Maar de meeste mensen slaan door en gaan af.

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 16:01 schreef The_penetrator het volgende:
Beter een gat in je band dan een band in je gat...

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Onze herinnering voor morgen,
Zijn onze daden van vandaag,
We kunnen er zelf voor zorgen,
Dat ze vreugde worden en geen plaag

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door ZHo3Rd op 30-07-2003 16:23]

(ging over de laatste verkiezingen)

Meedoen is belangrijker dan gewonnen hebben.

Ook de andere uit m'n sig blijft een goede nadenker

Het is niet door de ochtendmis dat ik de ochtend mis.

Ik ga niet vreemd, ik ga anders

Gaan de hoeren naar de haaien
Kunnen de haaien lekker naaien

of deze:

Als de hoeren het verrekken
Zullen we zelf moeten trekken

[/laagniveaumodus]

Quod licet Jheronimi, non licet moderati
(Wat Jheronimus mag, mag een moderator nog niet )

(schaamteloos gejat van Gn'R)

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 16:30 schreef gentle het volgende:
Ik ga niet vreemd, ik ga anders

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"Life's a bitch, and then you marry one"
-- Al Bundy (Ed O'neill), Married... with children

"Telling the truth is just a weak excuse for a lack of imagination"
-- Garak (Andrew J. Robinson), Star Trek - Deep Space 9

(oh ja, zie sig..)

Ik wou dat ik een vulkaan was.. de hele dag op mn rug liggen en roken en iedereen zegt: Kijk hij werkt.

Shit happens

Same shit diffirent day

Mess with the best..... DIE like the rest............

After all is said and done more is said then done............

I don't like drugs........... drugs like me

biertje???

(is die laatste life wel goed?)

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 17:13 schreef yootje het volgende:
Eentje van mezelf: Life's hard, but you must life with it

(is die laatste life wel goed?)

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Niet zelf bedacht
Al is de leugen nog zo snel, de waarheid achterhaald hem wel.

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 17:14 schreef __Saviour__ het volgende:

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nee

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 17:15 schreef yootje het volgende:

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Hoe dan? Live lijkt me toch verkeerd?

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 17:15 schreef yootje het volgende:

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Hoe dan? Live lijkt me toch verkeerd?

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 16:08 schreef The_penetrator het volgende:
Vroeger, toen je poep nog met een lange "oe" schreef....

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Het leven van een levensgenieter gaat niet over rozen
(kwam een keertje zomaar in me op)

Vroeger haalde je bolletjes nog gewoon bij de bakker, nu op de Antillen.

The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read
Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree.
Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown,
For the world was intent on dragging me down.

And if that weren't enough to ruin my day,
A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play.
He stood right before me with his head tilted down
And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!"

In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight,
With its petals all worn-not enough rain, or too little light.
Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play,
I faked a small smile and then shifted away.

But instead of retreating he sat next to my side
And placed the flower to his nose and declared with overacted surprise,
"It sure smells pretty and it's beautiful, too. That's why I picked it; here, it's for you."

The weed before me was dying or dead.
Not vibrant of colors, orange, yellow or red.
But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave.
So I reached for the flower, and replied, "Just what I need."

But instead of him placing the flower in my hand,
He held it mid-air without reason or plan.
It was then that I noticed for the very first time
That weed-toting boy could not see: he was blind.

I heard my voice quiver, tears shone like the sun
As I thanked him for picking the very best one.
You're welcome," he smiled, and then ran off to play,
Unaware of the impact he'd had on my day.

I sat there and wondered how he managed to see
A self-pitying woman beneath an old willow tree.
How did he know of my self-indulged plight?
Perhaps from his heart, he'd been blessed with true sight.

Through the eyes of a blind child, at last I could see
The problem was not with the world; the problem was me.
And for all of those times I myself had been blind,
I vowed to see the beauty in life, and appreciate every second that's mine.

And then I held that wilted flower up to my nose
And breathed in the fragrance of a beautiful rose
And smiled as I watched that young boy, another weed in his hand
About to change the life of an unsuspecting old man.

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat."
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
(Paris Sorbonne,1910)

Success heeft vele vaders, mislukkingen zijn wees.
Ieder voor zich en God voor ons allen.
It aint over till the fat lady sings.
You can sheer a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once.
If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself.
Don't rock the boat if you're in it.
It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years.
Don't shit where you eat.
It is better to look the fool than to open your mouth and be one.
When you say "I love you", mean it.
When you say "I'm sorry", look them in the eye.
Never laugh at someone's dreams.
Talk slow but think quick.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces.
I'd worship Satan, but as I'm going to hell anyway, why waste my time?
Na ons de zonvloed.
Hard work may pay off in the end, but procrastination pays off now.
Rehab is for quitters.
De dood of de gladiolen.

"Wisdom eventually comes to all of us. Someday it might even be your turn."
- David Eddings -

"What tragedy it is to be just smart enough to know that you are doomed to painful idiocy"

"Wit is educated insolence."
- Aristotle -

"The trouble with him is that he lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."
- George Bernard Shaw -

"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence."
- George Bernard Shaw -

"If your mind isn't open, keep your mouth shut too."
- Sue Grafton -

"You take care and I hope I'll run into you... when I'm driving."
- Rodney Dangerfield (Home Improvement) -

In Engeland is alles toegestaan, wat niet is verboden. In Duitsland is
alls verboden, wat niet is toegestaan. In Italie is alles toegestaan,
ook indien verboden. In Belgie weet niemand wat verboden is.

The first sigh of love
Is the last breath of wisdom.

The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn't take.

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.

Op een dag kwam er een vlinder
en je weet wat vlinders doen,
een beetje vliegen, een beetje kijken
wat er te koop is in het plantsoen

En de bloem, ze zag de vlinder,
wilde roepen, kom bij mij,
maar een bloem kan niet spreken
en de vlinder vloog voorbij

Unremembered and afar
I watched you as I watched a star,
Through darkness struggling into view,
And loved you better than you knew

If you risk nothing,
Then you risk everything.

Before you kissed me only winds of heaven
Had kissed me, and the tenderness of rain-
Now you have come, how can I care for kisses
Like theirs again?
I sought the sea, she sent her winds to meet me,
They surged about me singing of the south-
I turned my head away to keep still holy
Your kiss upon my mouth.
And swift sweet rains of shining April weather
Found not my lips where living kisses are;
I bowed my head lest they put out my glory
As rain puts out a star.
I am my love's and she is mine forever,
Sealed with a seal and safe forevermore-
Think you that I could let a beggar enter
Where a king stood before?

Until I truly loved, I was alone.

Loving someone, is giving that someone the power to hurt you...

To love a person is to learn the song
That is in their heart,
And to sing it to them
When they have forgotten.

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain,
But Lust's effect is tempest after sun;
Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain
Lust's winter comes ere summer half be done;
Love surfeits not, Lust like a glutton dies,
Love is all truth, Lust full of forged lies.

Happiness is not having what you want,
It's wanting what you have

When you truly know the meaning of the word love,
You will also know the meaning of the word pain.

When I die, I wish to come back as one of her tears.
What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart,
born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips.

Love is possibly the only glimpse we are allowed of eternity.

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first
female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she
was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night
before.

Who do you run to
When the only person in the world
Who can make you stop crying,
Is exactly the one who is making you cry?

I long to touch your soul,
To taste the sacredness of you,
A love so pure, sublime, serene...
A dream contemptuous of time.
Come to me, Love, and wrap me up
in endless dreams, caresses sweet
with gentleness and joy.
My aching heart, filled with desire,
Would gladly soar through time and space
Just to dissolve in your embrace once more...
And melt into your soul's sweet fire.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature
To stop speech when words become superfluous

No Distance of place or lapse of time can lessen
the love of those who are thoroughly persuaded of
each other's worth.

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion-

I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion

Love is my religion
And I could die for that

I could die for you.

As he looks at me I wonder: Has he known?
That inside my heart a flower has grown?
A flower that longs for his tender embrace?
Or the sight of his handsom face?
As he looks at me, can he see?
The flower of love that I only wish to be?

It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

Absence is to love
What wind is to fire;
It extinguishes the small,
It enkindles the great

Oh she's nice, she's kind,
Innocent too.
She's probably pretty
The right one for you
So Just forget me:
I'm only a friend
Though I'll be with You
Until the end

The heart has its reasons,
Whereof reason knows nothing

Every night I imagine touching your face,
but nothing is there except empty space.
My dreams are filled
with visions of eternal bliss,
sealed by your tender and heavenly kiss.
I awake from my dreams,
yearning to hold you near,
searching but not finding
bringing me to tears.
I lie there thinking about how you showed me love,
making me wonder if you were
sent from heaven above.
I fall asleep knowing that
you are in my mind and my heart,
for love is eternal
and we will never be apart

EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that
she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many
women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that
a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

To love someone means to see him as God intended him

The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence

A girl must be like a blossom
With honey for just one man.
A man must be like honey bee
And gather all he can.
To fly from blossom to blossom
A honey bee must be free,
But blossom must not ever fly
From bee to bee to bee....

When you love someone,
And you love them with your heart,
It never disappears
When you're apart.
And when you love someone
And you've done all you can do,
You set them free,
And if that love was true....
When you love someone
It will all come back to you

Some people come into our lives,
Leave footprints in our hearts,
And we are never ever the same.

Many people will walk in
and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.

There is no work
In matters of love,
Only exertions of great joy.

Love that we can not have
Is the one that lasts the longest,
Hurts the deepest
And feels the strongest

Ik dacht dat ik weer vrij wilde zijn,
als een vlinder die vliegt van bloem naar bloem, zo vrij.
Waarom voel ik dan nu telkens toch die intense pijn,
en centreert alle wereldse ellende zich in mij ?

Ik weet het: alles is in feite mijn eigen schuld,
jij zou mij nooit hebben verlaten.
Dat had ik toen, in een schim van mijn egocentrie verhuld,
helaas veel te laat in de gaten.

Daarom sloot ik mij vrijwillig aan
bij die lange rij van machtelozen,
die de heerlijkheid van echte liefde niet konden doorstaan
en liever voor een leven zonder liefde kozen.

Daar was het toch ook niets voor mij,
dat mag je ondanks mijn trots best wel weten,
want diegene die me echte liefde heeft leren kennen, ben jij,
en dat kon ik na dat jaar onmogelijk meer vergeten.

Ik realiseer me dus, somber genoeg,
terwijl ik dit nu zit te schrijven,
dat de bloem die jouw naam droeg,
dezelfde was als waarop deze vlinder voor altijd wilde blijven.

Life without love is like a tree
Without blossom and fruit

Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it?
It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest
and it opens your heart and it means someone can
get inside you and mess you up.
You build up all these defenses.
You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you,
then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person,
wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you.
They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you,
or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore.
Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves
you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should
just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass
splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in
the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt,
a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain.
I hate love.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
Find my soul and I'm yours forever.

When I saw you I fell in love,
And you smiled because you knew

Never love with all your heart
It only ends in aching.

One word frees us
Of all the weight and pain in life,
That word is Love

Creation of Woman from the rib of Man:
She was not made from his head to top him;
Nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him;
But out of his side to be equal with him,
Under his arm to be protected,
And near his heart to be loved.

Give love like your pet does
unconditional and without questions

Once in awhile,
Right in the middle of an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairy tale

You can't judge a book by its cover...
But you can tell
How much it's going to cost.

To love and win
Is the best thing,
To love and lose
Is the next best thing

Never frown because you never know
When someone is falling
In love with your smile

No matter where you go,
However far away,
A part of me will be with you
And a part of you, with me, will stay

To A Kiss

Humid seal of soft affections,
Tender pledge of future bliss,
Dearest tie of young connections,
Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss.

Speaking silence, dumb confession,
Passion's birth, and infants' play,
Dove-like fondness, chaste concession,
Glowing dawn of brighter day.

Sorrowing joy, adieu's last action,
Lingering lips, -- no more to join!
What words can ever speak affection
Thrilling and sincere as thine!

The best proof of love is trust

But to see her was to love her,
Love but her,
And love her forever

Those who give love, gather love

Jessica Rabbit: You don't know what it's like
Being a woman looking the way I do.

Eddie Valiant: You don't know what it's like
Being a man looking at a woman
Looking the way you do.

Two things only a man cannot hide:
That he is drunk,
And that he is in love.

A heart that loves is always young.

Be cautious of the toes you step on today, they may lead up to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow

newspaper headline: "Apathy on the rise, nobody cares"

Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins.

The quarterback is leader not because he can kick the linebacker's ass, but because he delivers wins.

"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."
Jim Horning

if it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid

if your attack is going really well, it's an ambush

When a guy looks at a woman's breasts, it means his eyes are open.

Veni, Vidi, Vagina - Ik kwam, zag en het was kut.

mode is voor vrouwen zonder smaak en etiquette is voor mensen zonder opvoeding

Life's most beautiful things aren't seen with our eyes; they are felt with our hearts..

Chinese proverb: happiness is someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.

De wetenschap is er nog steeds niet over uit, waarom de best gestroomlijnde vrouwen de meeste weerstand bieden.

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

Waar geen wil is, is een uitkering.

All men dream: but not equally.
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it is vanity;
but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
T.E. Lawrence

"In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."
- Theodore Roosevelt (1858 - 1919)

laat de zon je tranen drogen,geef je zorgen aan de wind,blijf geloven blijf vertrouwen dat je het geluk weer vindt.
blijf maar hopen blijf maar zoeken
ook al is het nog zo zwaar,blijf maar vechten voor een toekomst eens worden je dromen waar.

The more i drink the better you look

en zie mijn sig.

Zelluf verzonnen, ik vind um wel cool...

en
De een is schizofreen, een derde is adrem, de vierde is mijn pappie. Hij werkt bij de KLM
Kijk, daar zweeft mijn pappie...! Ik buig mijn knietjes vlug en vraag ons Lieve Heertje, breng pappie gauw weer terug.
'k Heb van pappie en zijn vliegmasjien één enkel boutje slechts. Het was pappies eigen schuld.... die F16 kwam van rechts...
Ik bad voor mijn pappie maar knielde iets te vlug, Want mijn pappie keerde nog nooit zo snel weer terug
'k Weet dat pappie nu een engel is en elke dag nog zweeft. Komt een ander engeltje van rechts, dan hoop ik dat pap voorrang geeft
Kijk, daar zweeft mijn pappie, nog hoger dan de lucht. Toe, schenk hem, Lieve Heer, een hele fijne vlucht.

'Als ieder mens een ander mens gelukkig zou maken, dan zou iedereen gelukkig zijn'

Sinds mijn vorige leven geloof ik niet meer in reïncarnatie...

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 16:04 schreef Neo007 het volgende:

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Das ook een goeie

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Op donderdag 31 juli 2003 14:40 schreef Bigsmile het volgende:
A mindSoftware is like a parachute.
It only functions when it's open.

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Op donderdag 31 juli 2003 16:49 schreef yootje het volgende:

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1337 hè?

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*Wijst naar sig*

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Op donderdag 31 juli 2003 17:20 schreef Peter01 het volgende:
Echte mannen eten geen honing, die kauwen op bijen!

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nvt op mij gelukkig

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Op donderdag 31 juli 2003 16:57 schreef Dr_Flash het volgende:

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*Wijst naar sig*

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Life's a bitch and so am I.

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Op maandag 4 augustus 2003 19:23 schreef gnarfje het volgende:
Tegen een berg homo's op een feestje:
"Geef nou gewoon toe... het is toch eigenlijk gewoon de uitgang..."

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vroegah toen de vissen nog achteruit zwommen

pain is temporary, fame is eternal

absolute paranoia is complete awareness

life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who don't

Life is short, go hard

Het leven is als een pijpkaneel, wie het hardste zuigt krijgt het grootste deel

en zie hieronder

Beter over je fiets lullen dan over je lul fietsen.

Het leven is net een pik: altijd hard en (meestal) te kort.

(....beter gelijk van die lucht af,.. toch?? )

wie zijn tanden poetst met strond, stinkt zeker uit zijn mond

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Op woensdag 30 juli 2003 16:02 schreef BobRooney het volgende:
hocus pocus, pilatus pas....

zoiets?

weet niet precies hoe die gaat...

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om on-topic te blijven .. hmm.....

op een dag drink je geen bier meer, dan zuip je het!

zo iets? of van eeuh.... een jonko in de morgen is een dag zonder zorgen.

of eeuh ...jeh fok off

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Op dinsdag 5 augustus 2003 12:43 schreef Lucyfurr het volgende:
"De eerste kus wordt niet met de mond, maar met de ogen gegeven" - O.Bernhardi

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