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fratsmandonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:29
Dit is dus echt een must-see!! Verheug me nu al op de geweldige liedjes, Saddam in bed met de duivel, en Cartman die "Kyles mum is a bitch" zingt!!!!
QyRoZdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:30
Hij is zwaar okay.
Al 20x gezien ofzo en kan alle liedjes meezingen.
KaAzKoP_donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:30
Vandaag? .
Sweetsixteen16donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:30
Komt ie strax?
goed dat ik het lees
ik heb hem ook een keer gezien in de bios hahaha
geweldig!
victorinoxdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:31
Ook een leuke scene:

Kenny die naar de hemelhel gaat.

QyRoZdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:31
Vandaag 20:30, V8
Bigsdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:32
Koele film.. gisteren de DVD nog gekeken (kon niet wachten tot vandaag )
victorinoxdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:32
* victorinox heeft hem 3x in de bioscoop gezien
fratsmandonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:33
"How would you like, to suck my balls!!!!!!!"mr. Garisson

Peeweedonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:33
Hmm,..
Dan zit ik aan de meibok
2Minidonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:33
ik ga kijken.. of nee ik ga opnemen.. heb geen tijd om te kijken
karoltjedonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:34
Wat een gepaste periode om uit te zenden zeg (Aangezien Saddam Hoessein erin voorkomt, een homo is, sex heeft met de duivel en meer van dat soort ongein)

Wel leuk Vooral de liedjes.

fratsmandonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:34
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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 17:33 schreef Peewee het volgende:
Hmm,..
Dan zit ik aan de meibok
aaaahhhhhhh...... dank je wel..... nu ga ik twijfelen!
zjroentjedonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:34
Yes.
Fliepkedonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:34
haha, lache!

ik ga hem wel weer effetjes kijken

Nasadonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:34
Ik ben eigenlijk stervens moe, maar omdat ik hem toch een keer gezien wil hebben blijf ik wel wat langer op.
victorinoxdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:35
Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
__Saviour__donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:35
South Park is echt vet. Ook de nieuwe afleveringen van seizoen 7 kicken ass!
* __Saviour__ heeft alle 102 afleveringen
fratsmandonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:37
* fratsman heeft net het clipje van "Kyles mum is a bitch" ff gedownload!!
Knijntjedonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:38

trance40donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:44
Ze zitten met de episodes al bij de 7e serie
fratsmandonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:46

fratsmandonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:51

En de originele filmposter niet te vergeten

thiamatdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 18:02
Hij is ook meesterlijk geacteerd , denk niet dat echte acteurs het beter zouden kunnen, en zeker die uitspraken van cartman niet!
spacemangraigdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 18:49
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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 17:33 schreef fratsman het volgende:
"How would you like, to suck my balls!!!!!!!"mr. Garisson


best film allertijden

cREATiVe8500donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 18:52
Mijn broertje (7) heeft nadat ik de soundtrack had elke dag na school die hele CD geluisterd. Valt wel mee op zich, als hij dat maar niet drie-en-een-halve week had volgehouden
fratsmandonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 19:17

Dit zijn de genieen achter southpark

fratsmandonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 19:20
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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 18:52 schreef cREATiVe8500 het volgende:
Mijn broertje (7) heeft nadat ik de soundtrack had elke dag na school die hele CD geluisterd. Valt wel mee op zich, als hij dat maar niet drie-en-een-halve week had volgehouden
Dus jij mocht iedere dag 5 dagen per week als hij thuiskwam luisteren naar: "Unclefucker - Kyles mum is a bitch - What would Brian Boitano do" enz. enz. luisteren

OMFG!!!!

Evil_Jurdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 19:27
Mijn favoriet!
mamamiepdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:21
Ik zag het net in de gids, ik ga hem zeker weer kijken .
__Saviour__donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:36
NU dus.
Cheirondonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:38
Gewldig dat ze dat uit (durven? te) zenden!

Het is dat ik hem al een keer of 5 heb gezien..

__Saviour__donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:40
Ik heb de film al 4x gezien (en alle 102 afleveringen al zeker 2x) maar kijk nu toch weer, want het is echt zo vet!
Lexiedonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:41
Uncle fucker
Dr.DarkXLdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:43
hij is bruut heb em gelijk gekocht toen ie uit was in amerika ---IMPORT RULES heb em erg vaak gezien...blame canada etc
#ANONIEMdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:44
waarom zenden die klootviolen dat nou weer op V8 uit?
Dat heb ik niet
-Mk-donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:45
Fuck fuckerdefuck fuck fuck .
Patchdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:59
Kenny:

KaAzKoP_donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:01
Smullen! .
I.R.Baboondonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:04
In de bios al gezien, maar blijft geniaal.
Patchdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:11
Brian Boitano !!!
Patchdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:12
en de andere Brian

__Saviour__donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:31
'Get Bill Gates in here!'
FallenAngel666donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:31
Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here!

Edit: LOL! net te laat

HomerJdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:42
Geweldige film , heb nu aleen geen zin om hem voor de 8e keer te kijken
YourMasterdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:50
Ik vond de film veel minder leuk dan de serie. Ik vond de serie geweldig, maar ze zongen in de film veels te veel.
I.R.Baboondonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:54
Haha, ik snap nou die Dragonball Z-Imitatie pas.
FallenAngel666donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:56
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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:54 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
Haha, ik snap nou die Dragonball Z-Imitatie pas.
Hahah serieus?!
Ik vind die echt meesterlijk!
Evil_Jurdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:59
Zelfs na al die keren blijft ie geweldig!
sylvesterrrdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:59
aarghh...ik heb het eerste halfuurtje gemist!
Lexiedonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 22:00
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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:54 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
Haha, ik snap nou die Dragonball Z-Imitatie pas.
Die snapte ik ook net pas .

Hij was weer heerlijk coby

spacemangraigdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 22:06
hij blijft geweldig!

'God he'z ze biggest bitch of zem all!'

'Goodbye you guys'

I.R.Baboondonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 22:09
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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:56 schreef FallenAngel666 het volgende:

[..]

Hahah serieus?!
Ik vind die echt meesterlijk!


Ja, toen ik hem in de bios zag werd DBZ nog niet uitgezonden hier en daarna had ik hem niet meer gezien.
displaceddonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 22:27
Erg grappige film, moest hem wel kijken nadat ik bownling for columbine had gezien ovkorz
BrauNdonderdag 24 april 2003 @ 22:30
Ik had hem destijds in de bios gezien, maar hoefde net geen moment te lachen... kweenie, maar de lol is er echt af vind ik.
Vamosvrijdag 25 april 2003 @ 13:31
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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:50 schreef YourMaster het volgende:
Ik vond de film veel minder leuk dan de serie. Ik vond de serie geweldig, maar ze zongen in de film veels te veel.
De liedjes waren juist het meest geniale aan de film. Ze waren gewoon GOED

La Resistance lives on!

Duiveltjavrijdag 25 april 2003 @ 14:12
Geweldige film


In Amerika werd er overigens het hardst gelachen toen ze Bill Gates neerknalden.

Duiveltjavrijdag 25 april 2003 @ 14:14
Nog wat feitjes
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In the hospital, there is a doctor named "Dr. No" listed on the wall chart. His duties are, according to the chart, "Kill Bond."


The heart/baked potato mix-up may be a reference to Cannibal! The Musical, written and directed by Trey Parker. In the song "It's a Shpadoinkle Day," some of the lyrics are: "My heart's as full as a baked potato."


When the boys first enter Cartman's house in the opening sequence, there is a picture on the end table of animation director Eric Stough's sister, Diana.


The doctor who tries to resuscitate Kenny is named "Dr. Doctor".


The film contains 399 profane words (the word "fuck" appears 133 times), 128 offensive gestures and 221 acts of violence.


There is a poster at the cinema advertising the movie "Mecha Streisand Takes Manhattan."


Stan's family (parents Randy and Sharon, sister Shelley) are named after Trey Parker's family. Kyle's parents, Gerald and Sheila, are named after Matt Stone's parents.


The piano that accompanies Big Gay Al's "I'm Super" song is a "Feltcher and Sons."


In a clandestine rebellion against MPAA who forced them to alter some of the film's content and its original title, Trey Parker and Matt Stone slipped the new title, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" (adjectives that can describe a penis as well as the film) past the ratings board.


The portrait in Mr. Garrison's classroom is of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall.


According to a pie chart, the entire Canadian economy is based on Terrance and Philip, the snow ball machine, the tourist industry, the log industry, the porn industry, the "Dion Fish" industry, and X-Files filming.


The original title of the film was "South Park: All Hell Breaks Loose." The MPAA forced Parker and Stone to change the title, citing that all movie titles must be G-rated (despite the fact that there are many movies with the word "hell" in them - Hellraiser, From Hell, etc.). The MPAA also required Parker and Stone to make many changes in the movie, cutting many scenes that were deemed unsuitable. Instead, they made the movie even worse, adding more swear words and objectionable scenes. After resubmitting the new cut, the MPAA gave the movie the green light, and Parker and Stone partially credit the MPAA with giving them the incentive to make the movie funnier.


As of 2002, is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for most profanity in an animated feature film.


When Sheila Broflofski holds up the newspaper article about Terrance & Phillip being on the Conan O'Brien show, there are other headlines, including "It's Raining Frogs!", "Christians Agree: Guns Are Nifty", and "Poop Ruled Edible".


animavrijdag 25 april 2003 @ 14:45
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The heart/baked potato mix-up may be a reference to Cannibal! The Musical, written and directed by Trey Parker. In the song "It's a Shpadoinkle Day," some of the lyrics are: "My heart's as full as a baked potato."
klopt helemaal , er zijn trouwens door de gehele serie van south park en de film terug koppelingen naar cannibal the musical.

bijvoorbeeld. in free hat vraagt iemand in een auto waar breckenridge ligt. Dit is de plaats waar ze in cannibal the musical naar toe willen.

En ook de bekende "well ive learned something today" is afkomstig van cannibal the musical. De DVD hiervan is een must have voor de south park fans

andere memorabel moment in bigger longer and uncut:

Whats a buttfor?????

For poopin you silly

StephanLvrijdag 25 april 2003 @ 18:33
Eerste dat ik deze fiml zag, echt gaaf was die Die Saddam Hoessein En dat tele apparaat met Windows 98 Echt super
SmashBrozaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 12:24
*aansluit bij alle positieve reacties in dit topic*

Heb erg gelachen.

Er zitten ook veel grappige details in. Bijvoorbeeld "Felcher and sons" op de piano tijdens het lied van Big Gay Al en de cd van Alanis Morissette die ze op de brandstapel gooien die de titel "Naked and crying" draagt. .

Steve-Ozaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 12:47
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Op vrijdag 25 april 2003 18:33 schreef StephanL het volgende:
Eerste dat ik deze fiml zag, echt gaaf was die Die Saddam Hoessein En dat tele apparaat met Windows 98 Echt super
_you said that windows 98 work better en faster on the internet
-it does
*bang*

piet_pellezaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 12:55
No really, it's actually over 10.000 times faster tha......
Steve-Ozaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 13:13
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Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 12:55 schreef piet_pelle het volgende:
No really, it's actually over 10.000 times faster tha......
Duiveltjazaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 13:14
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Memorable Quotes from
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

Page 14 of 33

Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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[In bed together.]
Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Saddam Hussein: I love you.

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Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

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Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!

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[Finishing his "Kyle's Mom" song]
Cartman: Kyle's Mom... She's a big, fat, fuckin' BIIIIIIIIITCH! Who's a fuckin' bitch? Kyle's Mooooooooom! Yeah!
[Notices Kyle's mom standing behind him]
Cartman: Oh fuck.

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[Kenny just died in the hospital]
Cartman: I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.
Kyle: It's not your fault, Cartman.
Cartman: Dude, I know, I'm just fuckin' happy I don't have to pay him.
Kyle: Oh that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!

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Terrence: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?
Phillip: I did, Terrence. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face!
[they laugh]

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Brian Dennehy: Did someone say my name?
Stan: Who are you?
Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.
Kyle: What? No, not fuckin' Brian Dennehy!
Stan: Get the fuck out of here!
Brian Dennehy: Oh. Bye.

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Stan: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

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[Demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".
Cartman: Doggy.
Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens.
[to Cartman]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, say "montana".
Cartman: Montana.
Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow".
Cartman: Pillow.
Dr. Vosknocker: Alright. Now I want you to say "horse fucker".
Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's alright.
Cartman: Horse fu--
[gets shocked by the V-chip]
Cartman: That hurts, god damn it!
[gets shocked again]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".
Cartman: No!
Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear!
Cartman: This isn't fair, you sons of bi--
[gets shocked repeatedly]

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Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councilor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.

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[After student provides incorrect answer to math problem]
Mr. Garrison: Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?

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[To Phillip]
Terrence: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

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Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

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Stan: [singing] The sun is shining and the grass is green. / Under the three feet of snow, I mean.

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Newscaster: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.

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Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was wrong, you're not a Jew.
Kyle: Cartman, I *am* Jewish!
Cartman: There, there, don't be hard on yourself, Kyle.

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Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

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Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, wouldn't you?
[short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

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Cartman: Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me?

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Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

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General: Battalion #1! Step forward!
[All black soldiers step forward]
General: You are now ready for Operation Human Shield! Battalion #2! Step forward!
[All white soldiers step forward]
General: You are now ready for Operation Stay Behind The Darkies!
Chef: Didn't you ever hear about the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop!

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Kyle: Let me have some more candy Cartman.
Cartman: Let's see, hmm, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Kyle: Fine! Like you really need more, fat boy!

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Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

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Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada.

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Stan: Hang on, before you do, search for the word "clitoris."
Kyle: OK, hang on... 1,830,000 pages found with the word clitoris.

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[singing]
Stan: What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? I bet he'd make a plan and follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the Gold he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.
Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grissly bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.
Stan Marsh, Kyle Broslofski: So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick as ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me! It has stunted my vocabulary!
Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.
Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too, 'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Eric Cartman, Kyle Broslofski, Stan Marsh: And what would Brian Boitano do? He'd call all the kids in town and tell them to unite for truth, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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Mr. Garrison: I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

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Canadian Representative: Our government has apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions!

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[After student provides incorrect answer to math problem]
Mr. Garrison: All right, now let's hear it from someone who isn't a complete retard?

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Canadian Ambassador: Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish?
[pause]
Canadian Ambassador: I'm finished.

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Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say ant naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!

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Saddam Hussein: All this torturing people gets me *hot*!

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Kyle: Hey, Mole, be careful.
Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Stan: Man, that kid is fucked up!

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Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.

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Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average.
Cartman: You're a fucking faggot, dude.

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Satan: [singing] Up there, there is so much room / Where baby's burp and flowers bloom / Everyone dreams I can dream too / Up there / Up where the skies are ocean blue / I could be safe and live without a care / Up there

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[Just finished watching Terrence and Phillip's motion picture]
Kyle: Dude, that movie was fucking sweet!
Cartman: You bet your fuckin' ass it was!
Stan: Fuck, dude, I wanna be just like Terrence and Phillip!

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Satan: [singing] But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Saddam Hussein: [Singing] Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit / Mother Teresa won't have shit on me.

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Jimbo: Oh boy, miliary action, Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddam Australians!
Ned Gerblanski: I think we're fighting Canadians.
Jimbo: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?

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Stan: Listen Mr. homeless man, if you don't wanna buy us the tickets and not get your ten bucks and not buy yourself a bottle of vodka, then be my guest.
Homeless man: Six tickets please!

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Kyle: You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!

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Terrence: You donkey-raping shit eater!

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Cartman: Hey dudes!
Kyle: What's the matter Cartman?
Cartman: It's this V-Chip, I hate it! I can't say any dirty words
Kyle: Really? So you can't say Fuck?
Cartman: No!
Kyle: And you can't say Shit?
Cartman: No!
Kyle: So you can't say I'm Eric Cartman the Fattest fucking piece of Shit in the world?
Cartman: FUCK YOU!
[gets shocked by the V-chip]
Cartman: AHHH!!!
Kyle: Ewwww... Sweet!

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Sheila Broslofski: Gentlemen, do you have any last words?
Phillip: Last words? How's aboot: "Get me the fuck out of this chair!" How's that for last words?
Sheila Broslofski: Throw the switch, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: Hey, I'm supposed to be anonymous!

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Chef: [singing] Everything worked out/What a happy end/Canadians and Americans are friends again.

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Satan: The day is mine!!

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Mr. Mackey: [singing] Step 4, don't say fuck anymore, 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say.
Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say. We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

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Kyle: What's the password?
Gregory: I don't know.
Kyle: Close enough.

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Gregory: I'm here for "la resistance."
Kyle: What's the password?
Gregory: I don't know.
Kyle: Guess.
Gregory: Uhhh...bacon.
Kyle: ...okay.

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Cartman [singing]: Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls./On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a duper-king-khameya bee-utch./Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a big big big big big big bitch./Bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a stupid bitch./Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!
[sings in mock foreign languages]

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Newscaster: Is Terrance and Philip affecting America's youth? Here with that report is a midget in a bikini.

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The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror?
Stan: Check!
The Mole: Did you bring the rope?
Stan: Check!
The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor?
Stan: What's a buttfor?
The Mole: For pooping, silly.

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[American representative stands up and clears his throat]
[pause]
American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!

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Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat buttfucker!
[rays shoot from malfunctioning V-chip and kill a demon from hell]
Stan: Do it Cartman! Do it!
Cartman: Damn! Shit! Respect my fuckin' authoritayyy!
[shocks Saddam]
Saddam Hussein: You need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: Dog-shit taco!
Saddam Hussein: Quick Satan! Do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size...Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before. But don't worry - I can change!
Cartman: OK...not! Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!

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Stan: I bet I get more candy than you.
Cartman: No way! I'm the candy-master!
Stan: No you're the ass-master, there's a difference.

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Mr. Mackie: Now children, why don't you tell me where you heard these words.
Kyle: Umm...
Stan: We heard Mr. Garrison say them a few times.
Mr. Mackie: Now I find it hard to believe Mr. Garrison said "eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker".

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Terrence: You're an Uncle-fucker, I must say!
Phillip: Well, you fucked your Uncle yesterday!

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Terrence: You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn/ You just fuck your Uncle all day long!

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[Kenny is falling into Hell, where he encounters the damned.]
George Burns: Hey, fuckface. Have you seen Gracie?

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[All hyped and ready after singing a song]
Stan: Can I have FIVE tickets to Terence Phillip: Asses on Fire, please?
[pause]
Cinema Worker: No!
Stan: What do you mean no?
Cinema Worker: This movie is rated R, it has naughty language... Next please!
Cartman: Ahh, I didn't wanna see it anyway, the animation's all crappy.
[The boys all walk down the street like cardboard cut outs]

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Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?

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Cartman: Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?

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Kenny's Mom: Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church and then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: [pauses] Okay!

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Kenny: Goodbye, you guys.

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The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy?

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[watching porn online]
Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
Ike: Bullshit.

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[hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping shit eater"]
Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater.

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[Shelia Brovlovski is speaking on national television about war against Canada]
Shelia Brovlovski: ...if it's war they want, it's war they'll have!
[Puts up a peace sign]
Cartman: This is fucking weak...


SmashBrozaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 13:15
quote:
Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 13:14 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Die was ook meesterlijk .
Mistixzaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 14:20
kyle: Cartman can i have some of that candy?
Cartman. : hmmm lemme think.. NO

piet_pellezaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 14:24
General: Battalion #1! Step forward!
[All black soldiers step forward]
General: You are now ready for Operation Human Shield! Battalion #2! Step forward!
[All white soldiers step forward]
General: You are now ready for Operation Stay Behind The Darkies!
Chef: Didn't you ever hear about the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop!

And try not get killed for god's sake.

And first line, remember,protect our tanks and planes to!!

AirRaidzondag 27 april 2003 @ 00:15
Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat buttfucker!
[rays shoot from malfunctioning V-chip and kill a demon from hell]
Stan: Do it Cartman! Do it!
Cartman: Damn! Shit! Respect my fuckin' authoritayyy!
[shocks Saddam]
Saddam Hussein: You need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: Dog-shit taco!
Saddam Hussein: Quick Satan! Do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size...Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before. But don't worry - I can change!
Cartman: OK...not! Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!


SmashBromaandag 28 april 2003 @ 11:41
quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 18:02 schreef thiamat het volgende:
Hij is ook meesterlijk geacteerd , denk niet dat echte acteurs het beter zouden kunnen, en zeker die uitspraken van cartman niet!
Ook opmerkelijk dat slechts drie personen het grootste deel van de stemmen voor hun rekening nemen:

Trey Parker > Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Satan/Mr. Herbert Garrison/Phillip Niles Argyle/Randy Marsh/Tom the News Reporter/Midget in a Bikini/Ticket Taker/Canadian Ambassador/Bombadeers/Mr. Mackey/Army General/Ned Gerblanski/Additional Voices

Matt Stone > Kyle Broslofski/Kenny McCormick/Saddam Hussein/Terrence Henry Stoot/Jimbo Kearn/Gerald Broslofski/Bill Gates/Additional Voices

Mary Kay Bergman > Liane Cartman/Sheila Broslofski/Sharon Marsh/Wendy Testaburger/Clitoris/Additional Voices

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door SmashBro op 28-04-2003 11:42]

I.R.Baboonmaandag 28 april 2003 @ 11:42
quote:
Op maandag 28 april 2003 11:41 schreef SmashBro het volgende:

[..]

Ook opmerkelijk dat drie personen het grootste deel van de stemmen voor hun rekening nemen:

Trey Parker - Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Satan/Mr. Herbert Garrison/Phillip Niles Argyle/Randy Marsh/Tom the News Reporter/Midget in a Bikini/Ticket Taker/Canadian Ambassador/Bombadeers/Mr. Mackey/Army General/Ned Gerblanski/Additional Voices

Matt Stone - Kyle Broslofski/Kenny McCormick/Saddam Hussein/Terrence Henry Stoot/Jimbo Kearn/Gerald Broslofski/Bill Gates/Additional Voices

Mary Kay Bergman - Liane Cartman/Sheila Broslofski/Sharon Marsh/Wendy Testaburger/Clitoris/Additional Voices


Mary Kay Bergman heeft vlak daarna zelfmoord gepleegd. Ze deed ook stemmen voor I.M.Weasel en zo. .
SmashBromaandag 28 april 2003 @ 11:46
Ik zie het ja. http://us.imdb.com/Name?Bergman,%20Mary%20Kay

Ze heeft wel veel dingen ingesproken. Ook de papegaai in Deep Blue Sea.

Evil_Jurmaandag 28 april 2003 @ 12:18
quote:
Op maandag 28 april 2003 11:41 schreef SmashBro het volgende:

[..]

Ook opmerkelijk dat slechts drie personen het grootste deel van de stemmen voor hun rekening nemen:

Trey Parker > Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Satan/Mr. Herbert Garrison/Phillip Niles Argyle/Randy Marsh/Tom the News Reporter/Midget in a Bikini/Ticket Taker/Canadian Ambassador/Bombadeers/Mr. Mackey/Army General/Ned Gerblanski/Additional Voices

Matt Stone > Kyle Broslofski/Kenny McCormick/Saddam Hussein/Terrence Henry Stoot/Jimbo Kearn/Gerald Broslofski/Bill Gates/Additional Voices

Mary Kay Bergman > Liane Cartman/Sheila Broslofski/Sharon Marsh/Wendy Testaburger/Clitoris/Additional Voices


Vergeet de cameo's van bv george clooney en brent spinner niet!
Bigsmaandag 28 april 2003 @ 13:21
quote:
Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 14:20 schreef Mistix het volgende:
kyle: Cartman can i have some of that candy?
Cartman. : hmmm lemme think.. NO


..i don't have any jewish candy
Nealzmaandag 28 april 2003 @ 13:22
ik kan ook niet wachten tot ik south park op tv zie
Clyde_Frogmaandag 28 april 2003 @ 14:01
vanavond, 23.05 op V8
Tom_Tom-maandag 28 april 2003 @ 17:40
Wat een superleuke film. Echt hilarisch!
Duiveltjamaandag 28 april 2003 @ 17:55
quote:
Op maandag 28 april 2003 14:01 schreef Clyde_Frog het volgende:
vanavond, 23.05 op V8
De serie ja
fratsmandonderdag 1 mei 2003 @ 14:03
Cartmans moeder: "Why look Eric, Its your little friends!"
Ike : "Funny Man!!!"

Mikedonderdag 1 mei 2003 @ 14:05
quote:
Op donderdag 1 mei 2003 14:03 schreef fratsman het volgende:
Cartmans moeder: "Why look Eric, Its your little friends!"
Ike : "Funny Man!!!"


Volgens mij zegt Ike gewoon "Cart Man!", toch?
fratsmandonderdag 1 mei 2003 @ 16:16
Heb net nog ns gekeken op de dvd en hij zegt wel degelijk "funny man!"
Henkuzzdonderdag 1 mei 2003 @ 16:19
Toch maar de DVD halen want ik heb hem weer eens gemist

Alle 2 de keren

Komakievrijdag 2 mei 2003 @ 12:57
quote:
Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 13:14 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:

[..]


De hele film is gewoon een "memorable quote"

SaintOfKillerszondag 10 december 2006 @ 19:40


Topicactiveringskick
victorinoxzondag 10 december 2006 @ 19:42
Mogen 16+ films tegenwoordig al om 19:00uur beginnen?
dwergzondag 10 december 2006 @ 19:42
quote:
Op zondag 10 december 2006 19:42 schreef victorinox het volgende:
Mogen 16+ films tegenwoordig al om 19:00uur beginnen?
In de winter wel, dan is het vroeger donker.
ryangozerzondag 10 december 2006 @ 19:43
OMG bump van 3 jaar, door een moderater!!!
sjeppertzondag 10 december 2006 @ 23:31
film blijft geniaal
Julienwoensdag 3 oktober 2007 @ 18:33
Komt er eigenlijk ooit nog eens een vervolg op deze film?
Een van de beste comedies ooit gemaakt namelijk.
Agiathdonderdag 4 oktober 2007 @ 17:09
Zo vaak heb ik deze gekeken