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Ik voorspelde ook dat Bayern met 4-0 zou winnen van Barça.quote:Op dinsdag 27 januari 2015 20:15 schreef opperkleurder het volgende:
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Jij voorspelde ook dat Uth er niks van kon.
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Ik maakte een grap.quote:
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Zojuist, waardoor hij uiteindelijk een sliding in moest zetten.
A lady goes to the doctor for help with her sex life.quote:
Doctor: Give your husband viagra.
Lady: I can't, he hates pills.
Doctor: Just put it in his coffee.
Next week she returns, unhappy.
Doctor: Was it good?
Lady: It was the worst sex I ever had. He had a few sips of coffee, then he pushed everything off the table and fucked me on it right then and there.
Doctor: Well, then what's wrong?
Lady: I'll never be able to show my face at Starbucks again.
Niet gelezen, desondanks 2/10quote:
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A lady goes to the doctor for help with her sex life.
Doctor: Give your husband viagra.
Lady: I can't, he hates pills.
Doctor: Just put it in his coffee.
Next week she returns, unhappy.
Doctor: Was it good?
Lady: It was the worst sex I ever had. He had a few sips of coffee, then he pushed everything off the table and fucked me on it right then and there.
Doctor: Well, then what's wrong?
Lady: I'll never be able to show my face at Starbucks again.
Ik ben meer van de korte woordgrappen desondanks geef ik je een 3/10.quote:
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A lady goes to the doctor for help with her sex life.
Doctor: Give your husband viagra.
Lady: I can't, he hates pills.
Doctor: Just put it in his coffee.
Next week she returns, unhappy.
Doctor: Was it good?
Lady: It was the worst sex I ever had. He had a few sips of coffee, then he pushed everything off the table and fucked me on it right then and there.
Doctor: Well, then what's wrong?
Lady: I'll never be able to show my face at Starbucks again.
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