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Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
Ja, echt raar.quote:Op maandag 1 september 2014 00:25 schreef Yuri_Boyka het volgende:
hey dima
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
Zodra ik uit huis ben ga ik als eerste dit aanschaffen: Mega fuck me silly mastrubator
Zie vaak genoeg cam models met de mannelijke versie hiervan...
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Wat nou jongen kom naar buiten dan.quote:
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jij hebt helemaal geen legdays bietsj
Yeah rightquote:
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Met wie mag MsMessy in dit topic een beschuitje eten Nomsaayyyin?
Dan ga ik wel voor Crip, want de rest hier 
Waar de fuck is die cd voor.quote:
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Ja, echt raar.
Zodra ik uit huis ben ga ik als eerste dit aanschaffen.
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Zie vaak genoeg cam models met de mannelijke versie hiervan...
Vriend, waarom niet gewoon escort huren dan.quote:
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Ja, echt raar.
Zodra ik uit huis ben ga ik als eerste dit aanschaffen: Mega fuck me silly mastrubator
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Zie vaak genoeg cam models met de mannelijke versie hiervan...
If not now, then when.
We zouden mooie baby's kunnen krijgen. Maar dat is niet mogelijk.quote:Op maandag 1 september 2014 00:29 schreef MsMessy het volgende:
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Yeah right
Beetje wel hoor.quote:
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Ik bied mezelf niet aan hoor. Wat denk je van mij? Ben geen viezerik hoor.
Sukkettje vind ik zo denigrerend, wat maakt mij een sukkeltje als jij goede muziek niet kan waarderen?quote:
Sorry moet squatten broquote:
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Wat nou jongen kom naar buiten dan.
Stats:
Bench 145
Squat 250
Deadlift 280
Bench 145
Squat 250
Deadlift 280
haha sukkeltjequote:
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Sukkettje vind ik zo denigrerend, wat maakt mij een sukkeltje als jij goede muziek niet kan waarderen?
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Sorry moet squatten bro
If not now, then when.
Ja squatte lkkr met je kontje op en neerquote:
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Sukkettje vind ik zo denigrerend, wat maakt mij een sukkeltje als jij goede muziek niet kan waarderen?
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Sorry moet squatten bro
Hey /b/ I'm in a pretty fucking pissed off mood today. I'm using a friend's computer because the fucking FBI confiscated mine. I'm calling for a boycott of REAL DOLL. Here's what happened. You can order custom Real Dolls so I specified that I wanted their smallest model with no pubic hairs and a perfectly flat chest. Two weeks later I notice the charge hasn't gone through on my Visa so I called to ask if there was a problem. The guy on the phone asks what my order number was and I tell him. I then hear him talking in the background to someone, maybe his manager and he comes back and says there is no problem that they're waiting for a custom part to be milled and won't bill my credit card until it's finished. No problem. Well this morning the fucking FBI bust down my door with a warrent. They grab my fucking computer, they grab all my CDs and DVDs (even more store bought music CDs and DVDs) and all my videotapes and leave with them and take me in for questioning. They tell me Real Doll called the FBI to register a complaint that I'm a pedo trying to buy illegal pedo products. WTF!?! There was nothing illegal about the Real Doll I was trying to buy. But the FBI said it was suspiscious enough that it gave them grounds to get a fucking search warrent to look through my shit for CP. WTF!?! What fucking country is this? The most they'll find is maybe some legal softcore Loli hentai because I don't have any CP. Hell I don't even like porn of real people which is why I was buying a fucking Real Doll in the first place. So now they've told me not to leave town until the investigation is over (which I don't think they can legally do anyways, until I'm charged I'm legally free to go wherever I want), I have to hire a fucking lawyer, and I've got no fucking computer or CDs or DVDs or even fucking video tapes until they're done searching through my shit. I'm hungry
If not now, then when.
Dat doet niemand.quote:
Ik ga die zooi dus echt niet lezen hè jongens.
Trans girl here, looking for a guy to have some fun with. I don't care about the favour being returned, but if you want to, cool. I can't travel really, but I can host.
I'll send pics if you send me some of yourself
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I'll send pics if you send me some of yourself
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hey gelovige
I would never try to talk you out of being awed by this fact. But I do want to point out that it can have absolutely no bearing on whether an "intelligent agent created the universe," because it is not dependent on any facts whatsoever about our universe. Put simply, it must be true in absolutely any universe that can ever exist. The reason it must be true is that in order to ask whether it's true we must first define the meanings of the 9 or so concepts involved. Then the result follows from simply applying raw logic to those definitions. Aliens on other worlds or universes might define these concepts with different symbology or might find some of them uninteresting and never define them at all. But if they do define corresponding concepts, and they inquire into the truth of the corresponding equation, they must find that it is true. Even an all-powerful God cannot change the truth of this statement, or change the value of pi, or make 1 + 1 equal anything but 2. These things always were and always will be, whether any universes even exist at all or not. There's a higher god than God, and it's called logic.
I would never try to talk you out of being awed by this fact. But I do want to point out that it can have absolutely no bearing on whether an "intelligent agent created the universe," because it is not dependent on any facts whatsoever about our universe. Put simply, it must be true in absolutely any universe that can ever exist. The reason it must be true is that in order to ask whether it's true we must first define the meanings of the 9 or so concepts involved. Then the result follows from simply applying raw logic to those definitions. Aliens on other worlds or universes might define these concepts with different symbology or might find some of them uninteresting and never define them at all. But if they do define corresponding concepts, and they inquire into the truth of the corresponding equation, they must find that it is true. Even an all-powerful God cannot change the truth of this statement, or change the value of pi, or make 1 + 1 equal anything but 2. These things always were and always will be, whether any universes even exist at all or not. There's a higher god than God, and it's called logic.
If not now, then when.
Heb niet gelezen behalve de laatste zin voor samenvatting.quote:
hey gelovige
I would never try to talk you out of being awed by this fact. But I do want to point out that it can have absolutely no bearing on whether an "intelligent agent created the universe," because it is not dependent on any facts whatsoever about our universe. Put simply, it must be true in absolutely any universe that can ever exist. The reason it must be true is that in order to ask whether it's true we must first define the meanings of the 9 or so concepts involved. Then the result follows from simply applying raw logic to those definitions. Aliens on other worlds or universes might define these concepts with different symbology or might find some of them uninteresting and never define them at all. But if they do define corresponding concepts, and they inquire into the truth of the corresponding equation, they must find that it is true. Even an all-powerful God cannot change the truth of this statement, or change the value of pi, or make 1 + 1 equal anything but 2. These things always were and always will be, whether any universes even exist at all or not. There's a higher god than God, and it's called logic.
Waarom zeg je de ene dag dat iedereen zelf mag kiezen waar hij/zij in gelooft en de andere dag ben je super erg tegen religie? Who cares main al geloof je in aliens. Als dat je blij maakt.
Wie zegt dat ik het tegen jou had?quote:
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Heb niet gelezen behalve de laatste zin voor samenvatting.
Waarom zeg je de ene dag dat iedereen zelf mag kiezen waar hij/zij in gelooft en de andere dag ben je super erg tegen religie? Who cares main al geloof je in aliens. Als dat je blij maakt.
If not now, then when.
Oeh de spanningen lopen op hier.
we don't let bygones be bygones we buy guns and squeeze like a python until the night come typical flow to keep you n*ggas on the tip of your toes lo and behold make your temple explode
Ik ben gelovig. Dus voel ik me aangesproken. Vanzelfsprekend dat ik daarop reageer. Je gaf tevens geen naam aan maar alleen de term ''gelovige''quote:
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Wie zegt dat ik het tegen jou had?
Slechte poging
Ik had het tegen VMS. VMS is namelijk een schone jonge Christen.quote:
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Ik ben gelovig. Dus voel ik me aangesproken. Vanzelfsprekend dat ik daarop reageer. Je gaf tevens geen naam aan maar alleen de term ''gelovige''
If not now, then when.
Wat is eigenlijk de gedachte achter de hoofddoek qua geloof/cultuur?
Stats:
Bench 145
Squat 250
Deadlift 280
Bench 145
Squat 250
Deadlift 280
Dan kan ik er alsnog op reageren of nie dan?quote:Op maandag 1 september 2014 00:40 schreef Yuri_Boyka het volgende:
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Ik had het tegen VMS. VMS is namelijk een schone jonge Christen.
Nee.quote:
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Dan kan ik er alsnog op reageren of nie dan?
If not now, then when.
Ready to use choke devicequote:
Wat is eigenlijk de gedachte achter de hoofddoek qua geloof/cultuur?
Like anything else in life, anal fisting can be made high class by going at it with your pinkie out.
