Misschien kan de gemeente je verder helpen?
En sorry, ik moest een beetje lachen
quote:Op dinsdag 11 september 2012 16:05 schreef Basp1 het volgende:
Is het soort van reservoir onder je huis niet gewoon je kruipruimte?
dat zou wat zijn.Dan kan hij nog wel ff voordat 't overstroomtquote:
Is het soort van reservoir onder je huis niet gewoon je kruipruimte?
septic tank legen
ja maar het spul moet dus ook een tankwagen in, ik was niet van plan het in mijn tuin uit te sproeienquote:Op dinsdag 11 september 2012 16:02 schreef plopkweker het volgende:
Je kan het ook met een hogedrukspuit reiniger doen, wel met een speciale slang erop.
nee gewoon heel oud riool systeemquote:
Is het soort van reservoir onder je huis niet gewoon je kruipruimte?
Dan heb je het toch al vaker laten legen zou ik denken of woon je er pas sinds kort.quote:
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nee gewoon heel oud riool systeem
bel gewoon de gemeente
2 jaarquote:
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Dan heb je het toch al vaker laten legen zou ik denken of woon je er pas sinds kort.
is gewoon deel van het riool systeem, en zit dus achter het water closet. Stinkt natuurlijk wel als je de pot eraf haalt.quote:
zal wel lekker ruiken
bel gewoon de gemeente
Die 30 euro kan nog veel goedkoper. Tuinslang erin, ff aanzuigen. wel op tijd stoppen met zuigen
Als jij echt serieus denkt dat dat gaat lukken ....... handel is veel te dik hiervoorquote:
Ik moest lachen
Die 30 euro kan nog veel goedkoper. Tuinslang erin, ff aanzuigen. wel op tijd stoppen met zuigen
dat niet, maar ik had een prachtige mental image.quote:
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Als jij echt serieus denkt dat dat gaat lukken ....... handel is veel te dik hiervoor
Maar ik zou, als dat wettelijk toegestaan is ivm milieuwetgeving, wel een eigen danwel huurpomp overwegen en het het riool inpompen.
Ga eens terug naar KLB jij!quote:
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Anyway...
If you've been following my social anxiety thread you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn't recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze). But anyway, it's been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn't call her before exams were done then I wouldn't get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said "hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed". Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don't crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.
Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and ****... I had to take take a sh!t really badly... and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date)... I really didn't want to use her washroom because I didn't want stink the place up... but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I'm not sure why.. but that's what happened). So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable.
I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??
So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!
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So then I'm like "fuk this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well...
As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.
I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head:
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I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor....
At that point things get even worse...
he turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....
I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...
she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???
At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol
she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!
I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...
At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"
I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...
she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..
I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.
She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.
about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.
All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded (yes mad).
to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well **** that... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disaters like this one....
This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened.
anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should i just hope I never run into her again?
Hé hallo, er zijn mensen hier die een visuele denkwijze hebben. ( Ik dus )quote:
Ik moest lachen
Die 30 euro kan nog veel goedkoper. Tuinslang erin, ff aanzuigen. wel op tijd stoppen met zuigen
Dit is geen KLB hier, maar een topic in K en W van iemand die in de shit zit.quote:-knip-
Maar, dan is je riool dus 'gewoon' verstopt? Het ligt dus niet op een plek waar het anders niet zou moeten komen.quote:
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is gewoon deel van het riool systeem, en zit dus achter het water closet. Stinkt natuurlijk wel als je de pot eraf haalt.
In beerputten die niet op het riool zijn aangesloten werd vaak een dood dier in gegooid, het ongedierte of eigenlijk de bacteriën die daar op afkomen zorgen er ook voor dat jouw beerput niet vol raakt.
Je kunt gewoon een riool/reinigingsbedrijf inschakelen.
Neem anders contact op met RRS: http://www.rrs.nl
die kunnen je vast verder helpen, of een klein lokaal bedrijf
Deze zie je regelmatig in Leeuwarden en omstreken rijden: http://www.baard-reiniging.nl/
Eerst even met de staafmixer er door!quote:
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Als jij echt serieus denkt dat dat gaat lukken ....... handel is veel te dik hiervoor
Ik woon al mn hele leven in buitengebied, en pas sinds 2 jaar riolering. Daarvoor altijd aan een septic tank gezeten, en die is maar een keer vol geraakt, en dat is 25 jaar geleden, en dat was nadat iemand chloor door het toilet spoelde... Daarna leeg gezogen met een tractor en giertank, en bij de boer in de mestput gestort. Hierna diverse keren gespoeld, een dooie kip de septic tank in voor de bacteriën, en nooit meer last gehad.
Hoezo? Er zijn hele dikke slangen op de markt hoorquote:
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Als jij echt serieus denkt dat dat gaat lukken ....... handel is veel te dik hiervoor