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Daarom, opk4nkeren met die lelijke trol van een Mila.
Balotelli vind ik wel grappig though.quote:List of all of Balotelli's off field (and some on) antics:
£10,000 in parking fines.
Car has been impounded 27 times.
£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
The "bib" saga.
Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.
Went in to Manchester Uni library and tried to pay off all outstanding book fines for everyone.
Adopted a stray cat which keeps going in to their training sessions.full stops and exclamation marksDaarom HOU ik van die man, excentriek (de ware definitie van dit begrip) als een motherfucker!
Wat is the "bib" saga btw?
Wat een baasquote:Op vrijdag 29 juni 2012 18:06 schreef krioro het volgende:
Daarom, opk4nkeren met die lelijke trol van een Mila.
Balotelli vind ik wel grappig though.
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Jawel, je keek.quote:
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Hoorde trouwens dat puma en Nike boos waren dat ie 3 strepen op z'n rug had van die tape
Jawel, je keek.Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around".
WatThere are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
quote:Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.Deathlift or Die.Wat betekent dat dan?quote:
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Hoorde trouwens dat puma en Nike boos waren dat ie 3 strepen op z'n rug had van die tapeMijn opa heeft zojuist zijn 27 inch customized iMac binnengekregen.
En ik mag hem zo installeren voor hemDeathlift or Die.done in 60 secondsquote:Op vrijdag 29 juni 2012 18:33 schreef Ethanolic het volgende:
Mijn opa heeft zojuist zijn 27 inch customized iMac binnengekregen.
En ik mag hem zo installeren voor hemYeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
Ignorance is blissquote:Op vrijdag 29 juni 2012 18:35 schreef Vaseline_ het volgende:
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En een snelkoppeling naar wat goede GILF-pr0n.quote:Op vrijdag 29 juni 2012 18:37 schreef Ethanolic het volgende:
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Ja maar ook wat programma's enzo he.Dat ie faalt dat hesje aan te doen.quote:
Daarom HOU ik van die man, excentriek (de ware definitie van dit begrip) als een motherfucker
Wat is the "bib" saga btw?full stops and exclamation marks
hard gewordenquote:Op vrijdag 29 juni 2012 18:38 schreef dWc_RuffRyder het volgende:
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En een snelkoppeling naar wat goede GILF-pr0n.
Deathlift or Die.quote:
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En een snelkoppeling naar wat goede GILF-pr0n..
iMac's zijn pas klote als ze buiten de garantie kapot zijn.
Yeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
. Ik had als TT "Swagotelli" 
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