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Schijnt de slechtste fanfiction ooit te zijn.
Verhaal: een emovampier zit op Hogwarts en... Nouja, lees zelf maar.
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6200297/1/My_Immortal
Verhaal: een emovampier zit op Hogwarts en... Nouja, lees zelf maar.
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6200297/1/My_Immortal
quote:"“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” It was……………………………………………………Dumbledore!"
quote:STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
Hier stopte ik met lezen.quote:
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up." - George Carlin.
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Meh, gewoon een tienermeidje dat haar (waardeloze) herspenspinselen neerpende. Er bestaan echt wel slechtere verhalen.
Welke?quote:Op donderdag 31 mei 2012 16:07 schreef AlDieWillenteKaaprenVaren het volgende:
Meh, gewoon een tienermeidje dat haar (waardeloze) herspenspinselen neerpende. Er bestaan echt wel slechtere verhalen.
quote:My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )
hier stopte ik met lezenquote:Op donderdag 31 mei 2012 16:03 schreef Klipnap het volgende:
Schijnt de slechtste fanfiction ooit te zijn.
Verhaal: een emovampier
We hebben hier dus te maken met een emo/alto/gothic schrijfsterquote:We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
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quote:"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
Ik val van de ene verbazing in de andere
quote:We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."
Deels. Draco en Harry hebben vroeger een relatie gehad. Nu zijn ze allebei emovampier en verliefd op de hoofdpersoon die niet kan spellen en in haar polsen snijdt. Onderwijl maken Loopin, Hargrid en Snap naaktfoto's van haar.quote:
O.oquote:Op donderdag 31 mei 2012 17:12 schreef Klipnap het volgende:
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Deels. Draco en Harry hebben vroeger een relatie gehad. Nu zijn ze allebei emovampier en verliefd op de hoofdpersoon die niet kan spellen en in haar polsen snijdt. Onderwijl maken Loopin, Hargrid en Snap naaktfoto's van haar.
o.O
mijn kinderziel is getast
quote:Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came. Hargird went away angrily.
"So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?" I asked Sorious flirtily.
"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Abkhazian now, lol."
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"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Abkhazian now, lol."
Is dit nu ook LOTRquote:Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was….Tom Bombodil!1111
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Dit moet wel door een troll geschreven zijn trouwens. Anders ga je dit taalgebruik niet toepassen.
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Ik zag vandaag een klipnap liggen in mijn auto, daarmee hadden de wasstraat boys mijn antenne op mijn dak vastgeplopt. Dit was mijn bijdrage aan jouw topic. Groetjes
Mijn nieuwe ondertitel
quote:I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.
Vrouwen moet je behandelen als een jachtgeweer, voorover knikken en helemaal vol laden.
Mannen rijpen als wijn en vrouwen verzuren als melk.
"I am not a puppet. I was not made by the West to go to the West or to any other country." - Bashar al-Assad
Mannen rijpen als wijn en vrouwen verzuren als melk.
"I am not a puppet. I was not made by the West to go to the West or to any other country." - Bashar al-Assad
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