The Dukes of hazzard:
Howdy! We are the dukes.
Y'all gonna be assimilated, and you aint gonna resist you hear!
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will all marry our sisters and drive in oversized V8 cars with the rebel flag painted on the hood!

Master Yoda
Yoda we are.
Assimilated you will be, futile resistance is.
Added to our own your technological and biological distinctiveness will be.

Case in that this means, grow green & short we all will, and lift x-wing figthers from swamp we can.

Eddy Murphy (uit de tijd van z'n cabaret-shows)
We are Eddy, fuck!
You will be fucking assimilated, resistance is fucking futile!
Your fucking technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will all swear in each sentence and chase women like crazy.

Anderen nog meer suggesties?

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 16:40 schreef Seraphin het volgende:
NAV het topic Borg meets Plop... een paar andere mogelijkheden

The Dukes of hazzard:
Howdy! We are the dukes.
Y'all gonna be assimilated, and you aint gonna resist you hear!
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will all marry our sisters and drive in oversized V8 cars with the rebel flag painted on the hood!

Master Yoda
Yoda we are.
Assimilated you will be, futile resistance is.
Added to our own your technological and biological distinctiveness will be.

Case in that this means, grow green & short we all will, and lift x-wing figthers from swamp we can.

Eddy Murphy (uit de tijd van z'n cabaret-shows)
We are Eddy, fuck!
You will be fucking assimilated, resistance is fucking futile!
Your fucking technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will all swear in each sentence and chase women like crazy.

Anderen nog meer suggesties?

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 16:40 schreef Seraphin het volgende:
NAV het topic Borg meets Plop... een paar andere mogelijkheden

The Dukes of hazzard:
Howdy! We are the dukes.
Y'all gonna be assimilated, and you aint gonna resist you hear!
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will all marry our sisters and drive in oversized V8 cars with the rebel flag painted on the hood!

Master Yoda
Yoda we are.
Assimilated you will be, futile resistance is.
Added to our own your technological and biological distinctiveness will be.

Case in that this means, grow green & short we all will, and lift x-wing figthers from swamp we can.

Eddy Murphy (uit de tijd van z'n cabaret-shows)
We are Eddy, fuck!
You will be fucking assimilated, resistance is fucking futile!
Your fucking technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will all swear in each sentence and chase women like crazy.

Anderen nog meer suggesties?

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Daffy Duck

die australier van die dierenshows

rapversie

George Bush Senior (toen ie beloofde de belastingen niet te verhogen)
We are Bush
Read my lips: You wil NOT be assimilated, resistance is unnecessary
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will assimilate you anyway, and wage war with others to divert attention from it

[edit]
De belangrijkste one-liner van Bush sr. vergeten erbij te zetten
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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Seraphin op 11-07-2002 17:14]

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 16:52 schreef Blueman het volgende:
borg meets THE KNIGHT RIDER...
KIT COME ON HELP ME

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*Schorre Bill Clinton stem aanzet*

We are Bill
You wil be assimilated with a cigar, resistance is futile.
Your technological and biological boobs will be added to our own.

In this case that means that I did not "do the Lewinsky" with the borg queen, except when she admits she liked it.

In this case that means we will all be stupid in every possible way and whatch MTV all day, eating pizzas from the week before last week.

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 16:52 schreef Orkaantje het volgende:
hahahaha

Daffy Duck

die australier van die dierenshows

rapversie

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Anyway:

Bugs Bunny
We are Bugs doc!
You will be assimilated, resistance will only frustrate you.
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will eat carrots and jump into holes in the ground, only to appear right behind you and make annoying remarks.

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 16:59 schreef Lopat het volgende:
Beavis and Butthead
We are Beavis and Butthead
You will be assimilated *hehe hee he* *barf*, resistance is futile dude..! hehehe hee he he gna gna ghaa..
AUW Beavis go away with that fork.. he eh he he *burp*
Your techno *SKRIEEEEEEK* logical and bio *gas* hehe heeh ehe gnagna logical diststststinctiviviviveness will be added to your own. hehe he he gna gna ghehe *kotz*

In this case that means we will all be stupid in every possible way and whatch MTV all day, eating pizzas from the week before last week.

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 16:59 schreef Lopat het volgende:
Beavis and Butthead
We are Beavis and Butthead
You will be assimilated *hehe hee he* *barf*, resistance is futile dude..! hehehe hee he he gna gna ghaa..
AUW Beavis go away with that fork.. he eh he he *burp*
Your techno *SKRIEEEEEEK* logical and bio *gas* hehe heeh ehe gnagna logical diststststinctiviviviveness will be added to your own. hehe he he gna gna ghehe *kotz*

In this case that means we will all be stupid in every possible way and whatch MTV all day, eating pizzas from the week before last week.

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In this case that means we will all floot half a meter above the ground all day long and say we feel enlightend

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 17:08 schreef Lopat het volgende:
Ik ben Jomanda,
En ik ga jouw verlichten, ontspan je maar
Al jouw spirituele en materieele kennis zal aan ons collectieve denken worden gevoegd

In this case that means we will all float half a meter above the ground all day long and say we feel enlightend

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LURKERS!

In this case that means we will all fall asleep do funny things and uhmm get assimilated

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 17:17 schreef metallicattim het volgende:
Rasta Rostelli ( of hoe heet die vent )
We are Rasta!!!
You will relax, close your eyes, and when i snap my fingers, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile!
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we will all fall asleep do funny things and uhmm get assimilated

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Emielle Ratelband
We are Emielle, TSJAKAA!
You will be assimilated, resistance is futile if you believe it is!
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means we can be persuaded to walk over fire and do other hazardous things and still feel good about it.

In this case that means our drones will all become slow, instable, resource wasting trashcan pieces of equipment, and still provide for a fortune when they're sold.

we are Montgomery Burns of Borg. Simpson, eh? Assimilate him!"

we are Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them

we are Kelly Bundy of Borg: You will be assim...assim...What is that word? You know, the futile one

we are Bud of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please, just once

we are Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg

we are Arnold Schwarzenegger of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... assimilili....TERMINATED

we are Terminator of Borg. Hasta Lassimilation, Baby

we are John Cleese of Borg. ...And now for something completely irrelevant: Resistance. Spam is futile. ...And now it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to be assimilated

we are Rainman of Borg. Resistance is futile, definately futile, definately

we are Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated

we are Hannibal Smith of Borg, We love it when an assimilation comes together

we are E.T. of Borg. Home is irrelevant

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 18:07 schreef tec het volgende:
Die van Eddy is echt kickass!

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The story continues....

Peter R. de Vries
We are Peter.
A reconstruction has shown that you will be assimilated, it leaves us to conclude that resistance is futile.
Even more alarming events unvold as we appear to have added your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.

In this case that means we will all talk in passive / past tense, and we make every little event seem like a catastrophy.

Consultants
We are Consultants
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code:

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copy / paste Peter R. de Vries

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Op vrijdag 26 juli 2002 16:22 schreef Seraphin het volgende:
*schop*

The story continues....

Peter R. de Vries
We are Peter.

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* Seraphin is zelf consultant, en heeft nogal wat vooroordelen / afgunst moeten trotseren.

And in this case, we will swim through swamps filled with crocodiles, walk through bushes where big snakes wait for us to come, and we will try to piss off all of those dangerous reptiles by catching them.

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 16:52 schreef Orkaantje het volgende:
die australier van die dierenshows

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Op vrijdag 26 juli 2002 16:40 schreef ToXiCitY het volgende:
Steve Iwin:
We are Steve Irwin.
We are extremely dangerous, and if we only touch you, we will assimilate you. WHOO did you see that? Yes we are very fast and dangerous so resistance is futile.

And in this case, we will swim through swamps filled with crocodiles, walk through bushes where big snakes wait for us to come, and we will try to piss off all of those dangerous reptiles by catching them.

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Ik kan nooit op z'n naam komen maar deze is echt geweldig. Ik zie hem al helemaal voor me: "OOHHH ain't that (borg)queen a beauty?" "And remembur (no typo) guys, don't try this at home....."

Breezer is helemaal waus enzo. dus daarom gaan we allemaal breezor drinkuh.
Alluh breezah zal worduh toegevoegd aan ons collectievuh breez0r vat!

Dit zal betekenuh dat alle breezah aan ons toe zal behoruh en iedereen c00l zal zijn..

* Doebe gaat verder met zijn kruistoch tegen breezer

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Op donderdag 11 juli 2002 16:52 schreef Orkaantje het volgende:
die australier van die dierenshows

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I ben Pim Fortuyn!
Vergis u niet, ik wordt gekozen en zal jullie assimileren, en niet altijd maar gelijk weer aan resistance denken, altijd weer dat hoekje, hou daar nou toch eens mee op!!
Jullie biologische en technische vaardigheden zullen aan mij worden toegevoegd!

At your service

I'm John F Kennedy aka JFK
Ich bin ein Berliner and will assimilate all you not americans, resistance will be opposed with nuclear weapons.
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will NOT be added to our own.. we ARE america and WE dont NEED your technologie.

This means we will fight the whole wide world.. and all presidents who will 'rule' after me should conquer the world.. FOR WE ARE AMERICANS

[zangstem]
[highlandermuziek]

Freddy Mercury
Here we are, born to be drones, we're the scourges of the Universe.
Here we belong, assimilating for survival.
No man can be our equal, resistance will be futile for you all!
Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

In this case that means the Borg Queen will actually get very, very popular. Furthermore, we'll run around screaming "There can be only one", beheading people rather than assimilating them.

[/highlandermuziek]
[/zangstem]

P.S.: "scourge" = gesel --> "Osama Bin Laden is de gesel van New York"

Eej swa, we ar tha Borg!
You will be checked, resistance is futile!
Your parks will be added to our own yo.

Naar aanleiding van Alberto loopt de park te checken (5)

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door STING op 02-08-2002 17:07]

Now... you're gonna listen to what aaai gotta say...:

You are go-ing tooooo the KitChen, you're gon-na SIT down AND wait.... and then aaaai gonna as-sim-mi-late YOU!
Now Do You HEAR me?

[denk de gebaartjes er zelf ff bij]

aftiteling: The Assimilation is taken in front of a live Borg audience

Elmer Fudd

We awwre Elmer Fudd
Youw will be asimiwatewd, Aww wesitance is futiwle, uh-hah-hah-hah

A Borg proximity signal has been detected, origin - Unimatrix 325 Grid 006. Alter course to intercept.

By assimilating other beings into our Collective, we are bringing them closer to perfection.

You will become one with the Borg. You will all become one with the Borg.

Als een grote borg fan, die ik ben

irh solt jah wie sage ich das jezt...

assimiliert wurden

ihre technologicale und biologicale distinctivenessen worden nur an our own zugibt wurden.

In this case that means we sollen deutch sprechen und sinlös in große deutsche wagens rundfarhen

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Op vrijdag 02 augustus 2002 20:34 schreef ddofborg het volgende:
Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply.

A Borg proximity signal has been detected, origin - Unimatrix 325 Grid 006. Alter course to intercept.

By assimilating other beings into our Collective, we are bringing them closer to perfection.

You will become one with the Borg. You will all become one with the Borg.

Als een grote borg fan, die ik ben

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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

A vessel has been detected, unimatrix 424 grid 116. Activate. Alter course to intercept. Identified: Federation Starfleet, Intrepid class, 143 lifeforms, stand-by for assimilation.

heeeeerlijk dat stemmetje

"WHAHAAhahaaahaaa! Ik ga jou assimileren weet je, echt totally al je technologieen afpakken! Maar eerrrrst, lekker ding, ga ik in jeeee BILLEN KNIJPEN!!! JAAAAAHAAA! Toe maar schatje, schudden, schudden, SCHUDDDEEEEEEEN!"

It his case, that means you will get signal and we will set up you the bomb!
[/all your base - mode]

"Your Irrrrrrrelevant..."

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Op donderdag 08 augustus 2002 10:15 schreef R2k2 het volgende:
Daffy Duck

"Your Irrrrrrrelevant..."

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