Dit is wel heel erg flauw hè?
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Mr. Smoketoomuch:
In The Times Blassified Ads.
Mr. Bounder:
Ah, The Times Classified Ads.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right. I'm afraid I have a speech impediment. I can't pronounce the letter B.
Mr. Bounder:
Uh, C.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right, B. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sbhoolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.
Mr. Bounder:
Uh, ah, a Siamese cat.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
No, a Siamese bat. They're more dangerous.
Mr. Bounder:
Well, listen...can you say the letter K?
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Oh, yes. Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeini, Kellogg's Born Flakes.
Mr. Bounder:
Well, why don't you say the letter K instead of the letter C?
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Well, you mean, pronounce "blassified" with a K?
Mr. Bounder:
Yes, absolutely!
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Klassified!
Mr. Bounder:
Good!
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Oh, it's very good! I never thought of that before. What a silly bunt.
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