Hello my friends! I am Mr. Izarbat

Hallo alelmaal, my Dutch friends and lady-friends! I am Izarbat Gumayev(call me mister), the latest addition to member-list of this great web-forum-site. How fortunate is he who can share his online community with such an intelligent individual as Mr. Izarbat! Anywhere Izarbat and his friends visit(i will tell you this later), he is bearing great knowledge and hapiness!

Here I try to drawing myself:

I come to this forum after google-searchings of daily satisfaction, where I arrive in the baby-hunky section. In instant, I realise I must join here, so I may rejoice in total pleasance! I think the content of baby-hunky is very satisfactory to be visit on an hour-basis. It is very convenient for when I face daily misfortune with my real-life lady friends collection. Its inner content is very good, very advanced. All the other parts of the forum are inferior. I think the whole forum should contain baby-hunky.

Sorry if make so many type-writer mistakes. This is my first Niderlanda-forum application, and I am extremely nervous. I am developing an itch aside of my scrotum.

So, after many baby-hunky pleasance sessions, I realise that women from Hollanda are very outer attractive and bring very much excitement-tension. This why I will be learning language from Niderland instantly, and I have already learned my first conversational-sentences!(Hallo! Hoe gaat met jij schatje! Waar is afstandbediening? Waar is rommelmarkt? Satellietschotel op grond gevallen! etc.), because my drawing of attention tactick for ladies have always prove succesive. I have official profession, but I am also a real advanced-experienced freelance Casanova! All the beautiful ladies can trust me with this.

I have already invite my friends Okazhar and Ramzan over! They will also be addition to the memberlist soon aswell. We will be watching baby-hunky, seksualiteit and keldertje only, not communicating until we learn with speaking Niderlanda language. I hope you all like me.

(P.S. I do not know what 'hunky' mean, but it also looked very exciting. What a mean 'hunky'?)

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Op zaterdag 8 oktober 2011 18:00 schreef DutchErrorist het volgende:
Doeg troll

Hello my primary friend! In English, 'troll' mean asshole. I see that 'Doeg Troll' is a costumary welcome in Niderlanda language?

I try to answer eveyrone by google translate software. It will be slow, but is sufficient.

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Op zaterdag 8 oktober 2011 18:03 schreef Seam het volgende:
gewoon niet grappig

why funny? is okay if i am funny, but it is not my intention. i write an introductory greeting post.

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Op zaterdag 8 oktober 2011 18:06 schreef AllHats het volgende:
Haten op Mr. Izarbat.

Why hate me? I thought: Mr. Izabat <--> Dutch online community users = Brothers! Why not embrace me and appreciate foreign interest?:

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Op zaterdag 8 oktober 2011 18:15 schreef Dven het volgende:
Hi Mr. Izarbat

Hello my friend Dven! I translate your signature to 'country pride'. Are you the Dutch winter-olympic ice skater professional Dven Kramer whose backside tightsuit was destroyed when bending over after which backside cleavage was exposed to Canada public? Congratulations my brother! You made your country proud!

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Op zaterdag 8 oktober 2011 18:22 schreef Jmsls het volgende:
weet je ook wat teringhond beteken?

My google translator software translate "teringhond" as "discount dog". Do you want to sell me discount dog? I would very much like one without castration or sterilization. Otherwise they will be unsuitable for my activities, which provide me additional income

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Op zaterdag 8 oktober 2011 18:31 schreef Jmsls het volgende:

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Okay, you can do an offer

I offer you 5 Uzbeki dinar for a very nice dog. Is sufficient?

I have question for my lady-friends here. As you see I tried to draw myself. On vacation in Turkmenistan, I was told by many ladies that I look very handsome. Can you confirm this please?