En dit vind ik persoonlijk een van de meest meesterlijke die ik gelezen hebquote:Sexily slippin & slidin my toes on hard surfaces as my bodies senses begin to rush & feel electrified! Mmm... I kind of like rollerblading!
23 sep
Snapping on a voluptuous vest, pulling up some cheeky leather shorts & zealously zipping up thigh high wet leather boots. I'm ready to ride!
13 uur geleden
quote:I find myself sweetly reminiscing this afternoon; A glistening jewel has floated straight out of my treasure-chest. ;-)
18 sep
Niet zozeer, er blijven vaak genoeg dingen omtrent die 2 gebeurenquote:
Ik trek niet in twijfel of het een topic waard is, ik vroeg alleen of dit niet al lang geleden een keer voorbij gekomen was in het nieuws en zo.quote:Op zaterdag 24 september 2011 12:46 schreef DjinN het volgende:
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Niet zozeer, er blijven vaak genoeg dingen omtrent die 2 gebeurengenoeg reden om een deel 2 van het topic te openen toch
Ah op die manier. In that case: ja dat kloptquote:Op zaterdag 24 september 2011 12:47 schreef Id_do_her het volgende:
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Ik trek niet in twijfel of het een topic waard is, ik vroeg alleen of dit niet al lang geleden een keer voorbij gekomen was in het nieuws en zo.
Ok.quote:Op zaterdag 24 september 2011 12:48 schreef DjinN het volgende:
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Ah op die manier. In that case: ja dat klopt
Halverwege komt er ook nog even een Transformer voorbij.quote:Op zaterdag 24 september 2011 12:51 schreef DjinN het volgende:
Interview over hun realityshow die binnenkort van start gaat.
Zelfs hier krijgt ze het niet voorelkaar om een normaal smoelwerk te trekken![]()
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hahahaha ik zag em jaquote:Op zaterdag 24 september 2011 12:57 schreef Id_do_her het volgende:
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Halverwege komt er ook nog even een Transformer voorbij.
En Minnie Mouse!quote:Op zaterdag 24 september 2011 12:57 schreef Id_do_her het volgende:
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Halverwege komt er ook nog even een Transformer voorbij.
Bumblebee!quote:Op zaterdag 24 september 2011 12:57 schreef Id_do_her het volgende:
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Halverwege komt er ook nog even een Transformer voorbij.
Inderdaad!quote:
quote:Listening to your own mom go into detail about her yeast infection situation is slightly less uncomfortable than exposing your sense of hearing to the overly forced soft-core Spice Channel ludicrousness that slithers off of 17-year-old Courtney Stodden's lizard tongue when talking about how she lost her virginity on her wedding night at the #1 honeymoon destination in the country: Chateau Marmont in fucking Hollywood.
The plastic velociraptor who was brought to life using Rhonda Shear's DNA tells Radar that as soon as her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison plucked her precious blossom (may the FBI break down my front door and put me out of my misery for that one), her body went on a 24-hour-long orgasm coaster. It's a damn shame that The Red Shoe Diaries isn't around anymore, because this ho would've been their head writer.
"We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight."
Courtney was a 16-year-old virgin in the vagina at the time and Doug has a face like a 3-day old bacon cheddar ball warmed up in an Easy Bake Oven, so she's probably confusing "nauseous" with "aroused." Speaking of the heaves, Courtney said that if she ever went to college she'd study her husband's body:
"I would go to college and study all of Doug. All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun.
I don't even really know what that means and I don't think this bitch does either. Courtney then said that Doug is like Hazel to her Missy.
"He's cooking for me, cleaning for me, he's like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that's very inspiring to me."
"That's very inspiring"?! It's like everything that comes out of Courtney's mouth was Mandarin translated into English translated into Cantonese translated back into English on Google Translator. Courtney's entire vocabulary consists of all the words found in Viagra spam.
And just because Doug's face looks like a rode hard vagina molded out of Play-Doh doesn't mean he's been near an actual vagina.
If you need to see the video of this mess of an interview, click here and proceed with caution. That shit should be shown in every child beauty pageant dressing room with a note underneath it that reads: WARNING - This is your future.
And no, I can't look away either.
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