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Seraphindinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:38
In navolging van het topic over FOK!-uitspraken hier een topic voor het plaatsen en raden van uitspraken van acteurs/actrices uit bekende films. Probeer de naam v/d acteur/actrice & de film te achterhalen.

'K zal ff beginnen:

- "He may be the best batallion commander since the Vietnam-War, I shit you not!"

- pers1: "You're crazy Deak!" pers2: "Yeah, ain't it cool?"

Deze komt uit een TV-serie:

- "Life is like a box of chocolates; a useless gift nobody wants."


Wie biedt?

GRAZdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:40
quote:
Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:38 schreef Seraphin het volgende:
In navolging van het topic over FOK!-uitspraken hier een topic voor het plaatsen en raden van uitspraken van acteurs/actrices uit bekende films. Probeer de naam v/d acteur/actrice & de film te achterhalen.

'K zal ff beginnen:

- "He may be the best batallion commander since the Vietnam-War, I shit you not!"

- pers1: "You're crazy Deak!" pers2: "Yeah, ain't it cool?"

Deze komt uit een TV-serie:

- "Life is like a box of chocolates; a useless gift nobody wants."


Wie biedt?


dude in mijn film komt ook een uitspraak voor:

UTFS

Cat-Activedinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:40
"Fuck"


pulp fiction

mabitdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:41
it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes
Whaxxdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:41
"Run Forest, Run!"
Gorrodinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:41
Badguy Tegen Goodguy 1: "Shut The Fuck Up, Asshole"

Goodguy 2: "I'm Asshole, he's Fuckface"

Gorrodinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:42
quote:
Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:41 schreef Whaxx het volgende:
"Run Forest, Run!"
gokje...

Forest Warrior met Chuck Norris...

het is natuurlijk Forest Gump

BitchNixdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:42
My name is Bond, James Bond - de film weet ik niet meer
GHansiedinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:44
Don't think you are, know you are.
Teonanacatldinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:44
You had to much man, to much, to much

Komt uit Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Cat-Activedinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:46
quote:
Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:42 schreef BitchNix het volgende:
My name is Bond, James Bond - de film weet ik niet meer
is dat niet die zelfde film waarin "shaken not stirred" zit?
Zanderdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:48
I am your father, Luke.
Cat-Activedinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:50
Sir, Yes Sir
Erosjuhhhdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:51
There's one time, at bandcamp i stuck a flute in my pussy
RemcoDelftdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:51
There is no spoon...
DoctorBdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:52
This is from Mathilda.
JAGdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:52
"I have something to say: it's better to burn out than to fade way" (Highlander 1)

"She is famous for having the worst personality in Germany. and as you can imagine: that's up some pretty stiff competition" (Blackadder III (TV): Amy and Amiability)

bokudinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:52
They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it! - The Boondock Saints

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door boku op 02-07-2002 13:01]

Kogandodinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:52
"Penetrate the kids my dear..."

Uit: Screaming children 12

damnudinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:54
Puta, why you flinch..... Shaft

There are worse things out then vampires...Like What??? Like me..... BLADE 1

Kuzcodinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:54
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and elecrical tin openers. Choose good healt. low cholesterol, and dental insurance.......... etc etc etc

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Kuzco op 02-07-2002 12:54]

Sorcerer8472dinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:54
"You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

Voor diegenen die het nog niet wisten: A few good men (1996 dacht ik )

Zanderdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:55
- The truth? You can't handle the truth...

- Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

- E.T. phone home

JvdBerg80dinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:56
quote:
Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:51 schreef RemcoDelft het volgende:
There is no spoon...
Matrix reloaded
Swiertdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:56
It's a trick, get an axe. (army of darkness)

Can't we settle this over a pint? (shrek)

op t shirts van matrix fans:

I took the red pill.

Subzer0dinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:57
Een indrukwekkende zin die mij is bij gebleven:

Let's go Robin, to the BatCave.

Ik heb alleen geen idee uit welke film dit komt...

TimMer1981dinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:57
"Hi!"
Haanibaldinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:57
Try this and you'll turn into a sexual Tyrannosaurus
Toneydinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:57
"You need to unplug men"
"You can take it our way or the highway"
yvonnedinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:58
Prachtig forum dat FTVR.
TimMer1981dinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:59
"Go ahead punk, make my day."
"Hasta la vista, baby."
"Welcome to Earth!"
kwibdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 12:59
Biertjuh?

film: The best of Kwib

release date: Christmas 2010

Upright.Citizens.Brigadedinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:01
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

enz..

Tha_Mavdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:02
pers1: "You're crazy Deak!" pers2: "Yeah, ain't it cool?"

Deze komt uit een TV-serie:

"Life is like a box of chocolates; a useless gift nobody wants."


bijna goed hij ging zo

"Life is like a box of chocolates, a cheap petic gift nobady ever asked for." Cancerman op een bankje in X-files

of deze

"i can kill you whenever i please....but not to day!

damnudinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:03
Oeeehh....thats cold!!! Yeah so is your mommas bed

Iam gonna get me some quality time.....you got shot in your leg...your dick probably doesn't work

We got nothing...the guys who pulled us over left us nothing but a big fuck you

Dead guys.....dead ends


allemaal uit bad boys... gave film

Seraphindinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:03
Sorry voor de afwezigheid...

* Seraphin was ff lunse

Hrm, OK, de lol was dus het raden uit welke films de quotes kwamen

Agressordinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:05
Ezechial 25:17. The path of the righteus man is beset on our sides, by the iniquetes, the selfish and the tirrani of evil man, blessed is he, who in the name of charity an goodwill cheppards the weak thrue the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children,
and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poisen and destroy my brothers, and thou will know my name is the lord, when i lay my vengeance upon you!


en waar kwam deze uit, btw, ik heb hem uit mijn hoofd gedaan, klopt wel zo'n beetje toch???

damnudinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:06
Fuck me Jezus....Fuck me
Cat-Activedinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:06
god creates dinosaur
god destroyes dinosaur
god creates man
man destroyes god
man creates dinosaur
dinosaur eat man
woman inherit the earth

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Cat-Active op 02-07-2002 13:11]

damnudinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:08
You make man???? No Woman
damnudinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 13:10
quote:
Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 13:03 schreef Seraphin het volgende:
Sorry voor de afwezigheid...

* Seraphin was ff lunse

Hrm, OK, de lol was dus het raden uit welke films de quotes kwamen


Now he tells us
PatricQdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 15:22
"Hell no! you did NOT fire that green shit at me!"
Independance Day

"Lick me! Lick me!"
Exorcist

"Are you talking to me? Are you.. talking.. to me?"
Kweenie hoe die film heet

"Im melting! Im melting!"
Oz

"I can suck an egg out of a chicken with these"
Police Acadamy

"Guns... lotsa guns"
Matrix

"To be or not to be... not to be"
blah blah action hero.. of zoiets

"Captain ehab has to hunt his whale!"
Star Trek - first contact

"...and microbrain, c'mon growl for me.. show you still care"
Star Trek serie - Q tegen Worf

"sometimes i wonder that the only reason i keep coming back is for your intreging speaches"
Star Trek - Q tegen Picard

"One of these lives has a future.. the other has not"
Matrix

"We're at terminal velocity!"
Star Trek - First contact

"Im Knights Industries Two Thausand micro processor, K-I-T-T, KIT if you prefer"
Knight Rider

"Im KARR, Knights Automated Roving Robot, the prototype car of the future"
Knight Rider

"Im getting to old for this shit"
Lethal Weapon

kan nog wel ff doorgaan zo

-Q-

Californiadinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 15:34
De eerste is Broken Arrow, Jack Nicholson Chris Slater en John Travolta.
De tweede was al geraden, Cancer Man in X-files.

Zo dan:

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

So who the goddamn piss hell hole stole the fuckin' truck?

You made a woman meow?

Volgende keer wel wat meer fantasie, en wat minder vulgariteiten.

bokudinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 15:48
quote:
Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 13:05 schreef Agressor het volgende:
Ezechial 25:17. The path of the righteus man is beset on our sides, by the iniquetes, the selfish and the tirrani of evil man, blessed is he, who in the name of charity an goodwill cheppards the weak thrue the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children,
and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poisen and destroy my brothers, and thou will know my name is the lord, when i lay my vengeance upon you!


en waar kwam deze uit, btw, ik heb hem uit mijn hoofd gedaan, klopt wel zo'n beetje toch???


Klopt volgens mij aardig. En het komt uit Pulp Fiction. (of uit een Engels-talige bijbel)
apekop89dinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 18:58
ok hier komt ie: "You see this face? This is a happy face" -- steven segal

- "Does this thing play dvd's?"
- "It's a portable nuclear device!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "yeah, BUT DOES IT PLAY DVD's ????????????"

chris rock

StormCrowdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 19:02
I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife.

Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks like my dick.

She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.

What the hell is that number on the back of your head? What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it?

Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, this just isn't my week".

Where are you goin'?
To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.

If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time.


Allemaal van Last Boy Scout

WorstKaasdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 19:13
"Hände hoch oder ich schiesse"

John Wayne, nagesynchroniseerd naar het duits

MidnightMotiondinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 19:13
AIN'T LIFE A BITCH !

--

Begin van The Last Boyscout

MidnightMotiondinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 19:14
Ow en zie signature voor een quote uit The Matrix
Archiedinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 19:16
Yoda uit Star wars:

Fear is the path to the Dark Side!! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering!!

ForrestXdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 20:22
quote:
Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:52 schreef DoctorB het volgende:
This is from Mathilda.
Leon

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

eitje

SportsIllustrateddinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 20:52
How did you Forrest Gump your way through this one?

I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

Will you go into the shrimping business with me?

With my luck, I'll propably end up with Torey Spelling.

Could you please take me to the next eh... town-o? I have some eh.. dinero.
- Robert de Niro?

Clemenza, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother comin 'outta that toilet with just his dick in his hand.

You think this is the army where you shoot 'em a mile away? Ya getta get up close like this, BADDA-BING!, you blow their brains all over ya nice Ivy League-suit.

He's thwarting my ability to effectively govern this student body.
- He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

Only faggots and sailors are called Leonard.

Takjezdinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 21:56
doh.. (homer simson)
Vavadinsdag 2 juli 2002 @ 22:05
I sat fast in the traffic
(hij had in de file gestaan ofzo, ik weet niet meer precies)

(Flodder in Amerika)

templarwoensdag 3 juli 2002 @ 13:11
"I want more life fucker" Blade Runner

"Time to die" Blade Runner

TumTumwoensdag 3 juli 2002 @ 13:21
Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns. This would me so much easier is i wasn't colorblind!

My tones, i can't feel my tones! Wait a minute. I don't have any tones. I think i need a hug.

(donkey from Shrek)

Californiawoensdag 3 juli 2002 @ 14:12
quote:
Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 20:52 schreef SportsIllustrated het volgende:
How did you Forrest Gump your way through this one?
The Mexican
I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
Full Metal Jacket
Will you go into the shrimping business with me?
Forrest Gump
With my luck, I'll propably end up with Torey Spelling.
Scream
Could you please take me to the next eh... town-o? I have some eh.. dinero.
- Robert de Niro?

The Mexican
Clemenza, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother comin 'outta that toilet with just his dick in his hand.
The Godfather
You think this is the army where you shoot 'em a mile away? Ya getta get up close like this, BADDA-BING!, you blow their brains all over ya nice Ivy League-suit.
The Godfather
He's thwarting my ability to effectively govern this student body.
- He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

Only faggots and sailors are called Leonard.
FMJ


Muurbloempjewoensdag 3 juli 2002 @ 16:50
quote:
Op woensdag 03 juli 2002 13:11 schreef templar het volgende:
"I want more life fucker" Blade Runner

"Time to die" Blade Runner


offtopic: goeie film zeg!!!

ontopic: I'll be back - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator geloof ik

SportsIllustratedwoensdag 3 juli 2002 @ 19:27
quote:
Op woensdag 03 juli 2002 14:12 schreef California het volgende:

[..]


Bijna volmaakt! Het overgebleven citaat stamt uit 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'.
Nokia3310donderdag 4 juli 2002 @ 22:45
"I'm looking forward to eating your wife"

Nokia

tm288712donderdag 4 juli 2002 @ 22:48
Film 1

I shall call him, Mini-me


Film 2

What do you think we are ?? stupid ??

Don't move a muscle.

tm288712donderdag 4 juli 2002 @ 22:50
quote:
Op donderdag 04 juli 2002 22:45 schreef Nokia3310 het volgende:
"I'm looking forward to eating your wife"

Nokia


Hannibal the cannibal.
ToXiCitYdonderdag 4 juli 2002 @ 22:51
*kijkt naar cocktail*
"I asked something to drink, I didn't expect a fucking rainforest..."

uit: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels geloof ik

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door ToXiCitY op 04-07-2002 22:57]