Soggy biscuit, sometimes also called The Biscuit Game, Sticky Biscuit, Cookies and Cream, Limp Biscuit or Ookie Cookie is a male masturbation game which originated from the United Kingdom in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating on to it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.[1] The game is also known in Australia as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits popular there.[2] The term soggy biscuit is thought to have originated in the UK sometime in the 1960s.[1]
Although the terminology may differ slightly, the notability of the game is such that variations on the theme are referred to in popular culture, examples including Stephen Fry's The Liar, the German movie Crazy, Adam Green's song "Mozzarella Swastikas", and Skinless's song "Scum Cookie". It was also referred to in a 2009 episode of Skins and the second episode of the first series of sketch show Horne and Corden and in a 2007 episode of the web show "Dorm Life", twice in Drawn Together season 3 ("Freeks & Greeks", "Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care"), in the song "Sick 2 Def" by Plan B, and by Ted (Grandpa) West in the New Zealand drama series Outrageous Fortune.
"Als de toekomst een optelsom is van wat er mijn leven in het verleden is gebeurd, dan ga ik een ***vette tijd tegemoet."