Eddie Murphy quotes... :D

Heb RAW zeg met vanmiddag via P2P gedownload nadat ik dit topic had gezien. Fantastico!

The best of Saturday nightlife heb ik op video. Supert

"be somebody.... be a ho"

....gimme some of those and box of juicyfruits....and the mooly is gonna pay for it

say what!!

gotta love Eddy

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Op woensdag 21 mei 2003 02:08 schreef djbambam het volgende:
...and If I took Brooke Shields to the grammy's you all lose your mind......because you all know Brook will get fucked that night.....

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Op dinsdag 20 mei 2003 19:23 schreef Fling het volgende:
_{denk dat Bombie nog wel wat te melden heeft over Dexter St. Jock}

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Dexter's the man, no?

[american black momma stem]
I can't believe that motherfucker did this to me!

"heel snel gepraat als een amerikaanse black momma"... him and his fat bitch, he's got a whole alot of nerve. you know what... a... a..... HALF. I take half his shit!
[/american black momma stem]

foepfoepfoepfoep

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You missed me bitch!

Fuckin' priceless!

Maar als je die quotes leest en niet hoort, zijn ze niet leuk .

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Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 23:42 schreef SufferingJanet het volgende:
ik zeg maar twee woorden; Richard Pryor

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 00:02 schreef deantoine het volgende:

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tranen van het lachen krijg je van die shows, en dat overkomt me niet zo gek vaak...

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Op woensdag 14 mei 2003 10:43 schreef GhostMan84 het volgende:
[dronken vader]
this is my house ... and if you don't like it...
you can get the fuck out!
[/dronken vader]

[horror films]
when a white man sees blood in the toilet, he be going:
"hmm, that's peculiar"
[/horror films]

[saturday night live]
I WAS THE FIFTH BEATLE!!
[/saturday night live]

[buckwheat sings]
oona panoona bankaaaa

wookin' pa nub in aw the wong paces, wookin' pa nuuub

am da barba ob dabil, bigaro, bigaro

fee times a mady
[/buckwheat sings]

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??? ?? ???.

Masterrrrrrrrrrr.
Mijn pa heeft hem op video, jammer dat ik geen videorecorder heb.

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 00:20 schreef Cici het volgende:

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Laatste nummer, ondetiteling:

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?una paloma blanca

wookin' pa nub in aw the wong paces, wookin' pa nuuub

?da da in the wrong places..........(?)

am da barba ob dabil, bigaro, bigaro

?i am de barber of seville(?), figaro, figaro

fee times a mady

?three times a lady

[/buckwheat sings]

denk ik.....

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 00:20 schreef Cici het volgende:

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Laatste nummer, ondetiteling:

??? ?? ???.

Masterrrrrrrrrrr.
Mijn pa heeft hem op video, jammer dat ik geen videorecorder heb.

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?una paloma blanca

wookin' pa nub in aw the wong paces, wookin' pa nuuub

?working.......in all the wrong places, working...... (?)

am da barba ob dabil, bigaro, bigaro

?am the barber of seville(?), figaro figaro

fee times a mady

?three times a lady
[/buckwheat sings]

denk ik

en sorry voor het engels

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Op maandag 24 juni 2002 11:37 schreef insan1ty het volgende:
Hey boy, heeyy booyy, you look mighty cute in them jeans!! Bend over noww..

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Zijn imitaties van Bill, Prior, Michael Jackson en Mr. T zijn echt geweldig!

"I Fuck Mike up!"

"Yall can't dance!"

"NNNOOOOWWW!!!"

Zijn shows zijn btw te downloaden vanaf www.cabaretmp3.nl (spam?)

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 13:02 schreef ljurk9 het volgende:
>knip<
Zijn shows zijn btw te downloaden vanaf www.cabaretmp3.nl (spam?)

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I did some jokes about Mr. T, and Mr. T was gonna fuck Ed up. I was scared, coz you all see Mr. T, and he don't look like you know, like he can't fight, he looks like he can whip some ass, right?

And I was petrified. I was walking at party's and people'd say "Yo man, Mr. T was just here lookin' for you" He would walk up to people saying "I'm whipping that mothers ass when I see him..."

Then I watched his show, coz I didn't know him. I watched his show to see what kind of guy he is, and the character of the show ain't to bright, so I figured if he came up to me I can use the Jedi Mind Trick on him.

And Mr. T would walk up going "I heard you did some jokes about me!" "No you didn't." "Maybe I didn't" "I'mma gonna beat up that fool that told me them lies".

You know, coz I fuck Mike up, you know. Michael weighs but a buck or five, you know, I'd bust that ass. My manager said "You know, we don't know everything about Michael Jackson, he might be this bad motherfucker behind closed doors. You know, behind closed doors, he might be completely different"

And I'd be at a party and have Micheal walking up to me one day he'd be like this (high pinched voice) "Can I talk to you for a minute?" (audience laughs)
"Yeah, eh, what's your motherfuckin' problem man? Well how come you keep fuckin with me then huh? What's with all the motherfucking jokes?
You don't like my clothes? Well now, what's your motherfucking problem!? You know that Michael Motherfucking Jackson that would bust your ass?? I'll moonwalk all up and down your ass, motherfucker! You mind your motherfucking business. If I hear some more shit, I'mma put this glove up your ass! I see you later."

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Op dinsdag 20 mei 2003 23:27 schreef Nimitz het volgende:
MEESTERLIJK!
Heb RAW zeg met vanmiddag via P2P gedownload nadat ik dit topic had gezien. Fantastico!

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En heb je Delirious al gezien? Roelt ook

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God, zit het topic net weer te lezen en ze blijven echt fantastisch.

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Op woensdag 9 juli 2003 15:58 schreef MakzBokz het volgende:
I was scared though I'd be at party's and he was lookin' for me, I'd just leave, coz I don't wanna fight Mr. T.
Then I find out that Michael Jackson was lookin' for me, and I was like...
Yo when I found... My manager called me up and said "Yo man, Michael Jackson is MAD" I was like "...So?"

You know, coz I fuck Mike up, you know. Michael weighs but a buck or five, you know, I'd bust that ass. My manager said "You know, we don't know everything about Michael Jackson, he might be this bad motherfucker behind closed doors. You know, behind closed doors, he might be completely different"

And I'd be at a party and have Micheal walking up to me one day he'd be like this (high pinched voice) "Can I talk to you for a minute?" (audience laughs)
"Yeah, eh, what's your motherfuckin' problem man? Well how come you keep fuckin with me then huh? What's with all the motherfucking jokes?
You don't like my clothes? Well now, what's your motherfucking problem!? You know that Michael Motherfucking Jackson that would bust your ass?? I'll moonwalk all up and down your ass, motherfucker! You mind your motherfucking business. If I hear some more shit, I'mma put this glove up your ass! I see you later."

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Then a voice from the wall says:
GET OUT!!
'We love the house, we can't stay!"

"Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink."