Kheb hem als avi
Ik zoek trouwens nog steeds die introtune met gitaren. Heersend!
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Op donderdag 20 juni 2002 18:35 schreef jerney het volgende:[..]
EDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL!
doctor i've got a nasty disease on my dick. Doc: you 've got a burning sensation while peeing? No asshole! there are flames comming out of my dick!!1!#~$~@%^%~~%
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Op vrijdag 20 september 2002 10:31 schreef japy het volgende:
murphy coming to a doctor:doctor i've got a nasty disease on my dick. Doc: you 've got a burning sensation while peeing? No asshole! there are flames comming out of my dick!!1!#~$~@%^%~~%
Fire shoot out my dick.
My dick is a blowtorch.
I can't even pee inside the house, I'd burn the house down.
I have to go outside and pee.
I'm gonna moonwalk all up and down yo ass!
Over z'n voorprogramma ( delerious )
The busboys fuck everything that moves. If they come to my house, the fish stop moving.
III would like to talk to yoooouuuu.... Abooouuut some of the thiiiings that you do in your show... NOW!!!!!
[/Bill Cosby mode]
Yes it's him, its him.
[/faggot stem]
MaxiTitan City
this is my house ... and if you don't like it...
you can get the fuck out!
[/dronken vader]
[horror films]
when a white man sees blood in the toilet, he be going:
"hmm, that's peculiar"
[/horror films]
[saturday night live]
I WAS THE FIFTH BEATLE!!
[/saturday night live]
[buckwheat sings]
oona panoona bankaaaa
wookin' pa nub in aw the wong paces, wookin' pa nuuub
am da barba ob dabil, bigaro, bigaro
fee times a mady
[/buckwheat sings]
Uit Coming to America, de scene in het zwembad als er opeens een vrouw boven water komt.
Man die shows die roeleren !!!! 
"I thought I saw a bone in your shoe..."
"a woman with a big plate lip, a bone trough her nose and a BIG FUCKED UP AFRO !"
"she leaves me standing in the kitchen with a naked bushbitch, and a attitude..."
"Eddy !!! Eddy!!! you treat me like animal!!!"
"cos you got a welfare burger..."
* SpikeAlike fluit liedje van clint eastwood
"why did you eat the icecream of the floor?"
" I like to watch mothers loose it and beat their kids..."
"but I wan't mcdonalds hamburger.."
kan nog wel uren doorgaan 
Mr T....
"hey boy! you look mighty cute in them jeans!
Why don't you bent over and..."
"I'm gonna beat up the fool that told me lies..."
lydia...
"respect eddy.. R. E .S .S .E .C .P. T respect eddy"
"It's my house and if you don't like it, get the fuck out !"
richard prior
" why does shit be teasing your ass? just get the fucker out right ?"
"and what is really fucked up when your ass don't cooperate and break the shit in half... you'd be mad because you know you'll be wiping your ass for like five hours and shit..."
"you know you'd be straining for a long time and this one piece of pebble comes out, piece some shit this big right... well put your head up your ass then and say, is that all I'm gonna get motherfucker ?"
"afterwards right, afterwards you've done all the shitting you'd gonna do for the whole day and you'd flush the toilet and wait a second.
one chunk comes back... what does that chunk want ? "
Ik hou nu maar op, maar mijn dag is weer goed
quote:Welke show was dit ? dat van die horror film ken ik nog wel.. maar ik geloof niet dat dat uit raw of delirious was... ik geloof dat het over the poltergeist ging he ?
Op woensdag 14 mei 2003 10:43 schreef GhostMan84 het volgende:[horror films]
when a white man sees blood in the toilet, he be going:
"hmm, that's peculiar"
[/horror films][buckwheat sings]
oona panoona bankaaaawookin' pa nub in aw the wong paces, wookin' pa nuuub
am da barba ob dabil, bigaro, bigaro
fee times a mady
[/buckwheat sings]
Give me the gasoline and the match...
Now, That's a FIRE!
Ohw no problems for your cousin,
just roll him around on the lawn!
quote:volgens mij was het wel uit delerious hoor, dat stukje over horrorfilms ... weet ik bijna zeker
Op dinsdag 20 mei 2003 12:58 schreef SpikeAlike het volgende:[..]
Welke show was dit ? dat van die horror film ken ik nog wel.. maar ik geloof niet dat dat uit raw of delirious was... ik geloof dat het over the poltergeist ging he ?
dat andere stuk is van saturday night live
quote:En na een half uur "boemerdeboemerdeboem"...
Op zondag 18 mei 2003 18:07 schreef fratsman het volgende:
"Lydia! The bitch is falling off the stairs again!"
"I'm halfway down now!"
"I just came here to say, my daughters in the tv-set. That you don't think I killed her or anything, but I came home and she was in the TV."
-"But Mr. Murphy, didn't you try to save your daughter?"
"Hey, I ain't no cable repair man. I tried to switch the channel, shit didn't work, I got the fuck out!"
"little white dude walked up to me and said:
this your suitcase?
YEAH THAT'S MY FUCKING BAG!
WHY MOTHERFUCKER?
A BLACK MAN CAN'T HAVE A SUITCASE?"
Goenigoegoe!
-What you need eggs for? You makin' an egg mc muffin!
-I don't even know what no damn egg mcmuffin is, you better hand me that frying pan before I slap you in your mouth. Now get me the bread out of the breadbox.
- Ma... we don't have no hamburgerbuns. All we have is wonderbread...
- That's what I said, get the bread out of the breadbox!
- You gonna put it on square wonderbread??
So now you have this big meatball on square wonderbread. There's a split in the middle of the meatball with grease coming on out it and big chunks of green pepper coming out of the meat. You put ketchup on it, turning the meat into pink dough. And you rip the edges of the wonderbread, trying to make it look like McDonalds and of course you get fingerprinted. So you're standing there with this big mama's burger and you're mother says : "Now go on outside and play."
[/mamaburger]
[girlfriend]
-Hey baby, where you going?
-Excuse me?
-I said, where you going?
-You don't own me.
-You my woman, ain't ya?
-I don't see no rings on these fingers! First of all, let me tell you something. I never answered to my father and I ain't answering to no man either. There's nothing that a man can do that I can't do for myself. I'm my own person.
And men hear all that shit and they just go "okay"
-But where you gonna be?
-I'm a be where I'm at!
[/girlfriend]
denk dat Bombie nog wel wat te melden heeft over Dexter St. Jock
Out of my way, I'm coming through
....That Michael is a special kinda guy.......
....What the fuck is James saying? I don't know man but he pays...keep playing......
.....I believe that children are our future....teach them well and......let them leave the way..... Deze moet je echt horen pm te kunnen lachen
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