Stranger: good morning
You: good evening

Stranger: good morning
You: good evening
Stranger: do you have teeth?
You: aye
Stranger: do you have stairs in your house?
You: aye
Stranger: go stand by them. i will show you the terrible secret of space.
You: ok
You: hang on
Stranger: ok
You: ok done
Stranger: ok
Stranger: first, you have to roll for initiative
You: *rolls*
Stranger: what did you get
You: a hard-on
Stranger: incorrect
Stranger: first, you have to roll for initiative
You: *rolls*
Stranger: what did you get
You: initiative
Stranger: will you make me a sandwich
You: no, gtfo to the kitchen

Stranger: get the fuck out to the kitchen?
Stranger: what does that mean
Stranger: did you roll for initiative
You: Stranger: first, you have to roll for initiative
You: *rolls*
Stranger: what did you get
You: initiative
You: obviously
Stranger: incorrect
You: orly?
Stranger: yarly
You: srsly?
Stranger: srslyfrsrsly
You: o
You: so
You: I has to roll again?
Stranger: correct
You: *rolls*
Stranger: what did you get?
You: porn :\
Stranger: incorrect
You: lame
You: *rolls*
Stranger: did you just accidentally the whole fleshlight?
You: yeah I got what you just said
Stranger: good morning
You: good morning
Stranger: do you have teeth
You: yeah
Stranger: do you have stairs in your house?
You: aye
Stranger: go throw yourself down them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.