quote:It was an ex-topic?
Op maandag 29 april 2002 10:53 schreef Frollo het volgende:
Ongelofelijk dat dit topic 2 jaar dood is geweest...
quote:indeed, this is getting far too silly
Op maandag 29 april 2002 19:54 schreef GEsTOoRD het volgende:
Stop this topic, it's silly!
quote:Haha, die's idd erg goed.
Op zaterdag 15 juli 2000 22:04 schreef puntloos het volgende:
1/ Scene bij de cave of caer-bannhog (cave of death).. "THERE HE IS! - What, behind the Rabbit? - it IS the rabbit!"
Dit is ook een hele leuke, de scene bij de 'the bridge of death':
[bridgekeeper:] "STOP! Who wants to cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, there the other side he see..."
[sir lancelot:] "Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper, i'm not afraid!"
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is your name?"
[sir lancelot:] "My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot."
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is your quest?"
[sir lancelot:] "Too seek the Holy GRAIL."
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is your favorite colour?"
[sir lancelot:] "Blue."
[bridgekeeper:] "Right..., off you go!"
[sir lancelot:] "Oh, thank you... very much."
(sir lancelot crosses the bridge in safety)
[sir robin:] "That's easy!"
[bridgekeeper:] "STOP! Who approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, there the other side he see"
[sir robin:] "Ask me the questions bridgekeeper, i'm not afraid..."
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is your name?"
[sir robin:] "My name is Sir Robin of Camelot."
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is your quest?"
[sir robin:] "Too seek the Holy GRAIL."
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is the capital of Assyria?"
[sir robin:] "I don't know that?!"
(sir robin is cast in the gorge of eternal peril)
[bridgekeeper:] "STOP! What is your name?"
[sir calahan:] "Sir Calahan of Camelot."
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is your quest?"
[sir calahan:] "I seek the grail..."
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is your favorite colour?"
[sir calahan:] "Blue..., no, yell...ooooohhw......"
(sir calahan is cast in the gorge of eternal peril)
[bridgekeeper:] "Hehehe"
[bridgekeeper:] "STOP! What is your name?"
[king arthur:] "It is Arthur, king of the Britains!"
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is your quest?"
[king arthur:] "To seek the Holy Grail."
[bridgekeeper:] "WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
[king arthur:] "What do you mean, African or European swallow?"
[bridgekeeper:] "Uh..., what..., i don't know that...?"
(bridgekeeper is cast in the gorge of eternal peril)
[sir bedivere:] "[i]How do you know so much about swallows?"
[king arthur:] "Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know..."
Beste film van Monty Python die ik gezien heb is 'The Life of Brian'. De leukste scenes uit die film:
1) De steniging van 'Mathias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath'
2) Romanus eunt domus --> Romani ite domum
3) Kidnappoging van Pilatus's vrouw (en het hele gezeur met Pilatus's spraakafwijking en de naam van zijn vriend 'Biggus Dickus', en diens vrouw 'Incontinentia Buttocks')
4) Welease Wogew, Wodewick, Weginald, ..., etc. (Release Roger, Roderick, Reginald)
5) Aan het kruis: 'Suicide squad, attack!'
6) ik ben er vast een vergeten...
7) ik ben er vast nog een vergeten...
8) ik ben er vast nog een vergeten...
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Jerome81 op 07-07-2002 22:18]
Dan komen ze weer terug ("there's one place we haven't looked"), gaan weer met z'n twintigen het huis binnen, zoeken en komen weer naar buiten zonder iemand gevonden te hebben. ("sorry for the trouble")
Geniaal!!
Priest: ...you have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so as a blasphemer...
Women disguised as bearded men: Ooh...
Priest: ...you are to be stoned to death!
Women disguised as bearded men: Aah!
Matthias: Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehova!".
Women disguised as bearded men: Oooh!
Priest: Blasphemy! He said it again!
Women disguised as bearded men: Yeah! Yes! Yes!
Priest: Did you hear him?!
Women disguised as bearded men: Yeah! Yes! Yes!
Woman: Really!
Priest: Are there any women here today?
Women disguised as bearded men: Uh...ooh...no...
Priest: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me...
Rock thrown at Matthias: [Bladonk]
Women disguised as bearded men: Ooh...
Matthias: Oh, lay off! We haven't started yet!
Priest: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on!
Women disguised as bearded men: She did! She did! ….. He did! He did! He did!
Woman: Sorry, I thought we'd started.
Priest: Go to the back!
Woman: Oh, dear...
Priest: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
Matthias: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehova"!
Women disguised as bearded men: Aiiih! He did!
Priest: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehova, Jehova, Jehova!
Women disguised as bearded men: Aiiih!
Priest: I'm warning you! If you say Jehova once more...
Rock thrown at Priest: [Bladonk]
Priest: Right! Who threw that?
Matthias: Hehehe...
Priest: Come on! Who threw that?
Women disguised as bearded men: She did! She did! She did! Him! Him! Him!
Priest: Was it you?
Woman II: Yes.
Priest: Right...
Woman II: Well, you did say Jehova!
Women disguised as bearded men: Aiiih!
Rocks thrown at Woman II: [Multiple Bladonks]
Priest: Stop! Stop! Will you stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehova!
Women disguised as bearded men: Aiiih!
Rocks thrown at Priest: [Multiple Bladonks]
Priest: Aaargh!
Large boulder crushing Priest: [Bladonk]
Woman III: Good shot!
Women disguised as bearded men: [Applause]
quote:die was wel al genoemd
Op zondag 14 juli 2002 05:51 schreef marbe het volgende:
Ik vind inderdaad heeeeeeel veel sketches leuk maar ik mis toch een die nog niet genoemd is en waarop ik compleet plat ga en dat is de scene van de voetbalwedstrijd tussen de duitse filosofen en de griekse filosofen. Iedere keer als ik weer de grieken het veld op zie gaan met die lange gewaden en daaronder voetbal sokken kan je mij wegdragen. Erg komisch.
ik vind die scene erg leuk die laatst op tv was met alle monthy python's reunited en graham chapman dan in de urn en gaan ze daar een beetje mee klooien.BTW een van de actuers van monthy python was laatst nog in een natuurfilm(nee niet zo een) op discovery ofzo ben vergeten wie...
"From Westminster, a parliamentary report for Humans:
In the debate, a spokesman accused the goverment of being silly and doing not at all good things. The member accepted this in the spirit of healthy criticism, but denied that he had ever been naughty with a choir boy. Angry shouts of 'What about the Watermelon then?' were ordered then by the speaker to be stricken from the record and put into a brown paper bag in the lavvy. Any further interruptions would be cut up and distributed amongst the poor. For the Government, a front-bench spokesman said the Agricultural Tariff WOULD have to be raised, and he fancied a bit. Whats more he argued, this would give a large boost to farmers, and a lot of fun to him, his friends, and Miss Moist of Knightsbridge. From the back benches there were opposition shouts of 'Postcards for sale' and a healthy cry of 'Who likes a sailor then?' from the Minister Without Portfolio. Replying, the Shadow Minister said he could no longer deny the rumors, but he and the Dachsund were very happy. And in any case he argued Rhubarb was cheap, and what was the harm in a sauna bath?"
"Mrs. Lewis: (taking bible) I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what, anyway it was a white wedding much to everyone's surprise, of course they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think they ought to send them back where they came from, I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish they've got whooping cough they keep spitting water all over their Bratbys, well, they do don't they, I mean you can't, can you, I mean they're not even married or anything, they're not even divorced, and he's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours, his mother's been much better since she had her head off, yes she has, I said, don't you talk to me about bladders, I said..."
quote:Jaa, was dat niet van de romeinse tijd? Volgens mij was dat een van de twee 'Terry's' Toch? Heb alleen een voorstukje gezien.
Op zondag 14 juli 2002 23:10 schreef MetalMaupio het volgende:[..]
die was wel al genoemd
ik vind die scene erg leuk die laatst op tv was met alle monthy python's reunited en graham chapman dan in de urn en gaan ze daar een beetje mee klooien.BTW een van de actuers van monthy python was laatst nog in een natuurfilm(nee niet zo een) op discovery ofzo ben vergeten wie...
argument clinic, dead parrot scene, ministry of silly walks (en die scene waar schapen proberen te vliegen)
dat zijn toch wel mijn favorieten
... zouden alle anorexialijders automatisch in vluchtelingenkampen worden geboren
This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men.
RAYMOND: That's not my name.
INTERVIEWER: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach - t.
RAYMOND: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach - t, but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove".
quote:
Op dinsdag 30 juli 2002 20:43 schreef cptmarco het volgende:
INTERVIEWER: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of Britain's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.
RAYMOND: That's not my name.
INTERVIEWER: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach - t.
RAYMOND: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach - t, but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove".
. Nou, ik ga ff dvd-tje kijken. (life of brain )
en de scene uit The Holy Grail met de Black Knight is ook geweldig
Arthur: "Now stand aside worthy adversary"
Black Knight: "Tis but a scratch"
Arthur: "A scratch?? Your arm's off!"
Black Knight: "No it isn't"
Arthur: "What's that then?"
Black Knight: "I've had worse"
Arthur: "You liar!"
en op het einde van die scene, dat de Black Knight geen armen en benen meer heeft, dat Arthur zn zwaard wegstopt en heel droog zegt "Allright, we'll call it a draw"
German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!
- Fawlty Towers, "The Germans"
quote:Die is ook superlol
Op dinsdag 30 juli 2002 21:04 schreef cptmarco het volgende:
Geen Monty Python, maar wel erg leuk:German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!- Fawlty Towers, "The Germans"
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