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Comic Sans goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman replies: Sorry, we don't serve your type.
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Ik heb al bijna 10 jaar Comic Sans als letterype @ MSN 
Dat is ook eigenlijk het enige waarvoor gebruik legitiem is.
Elke keer als ik een presentatie zie waarin Comic Sans is verwerkt moet ik stiekem toch wel lachen
Dat is ook eigenlijk het enige waarvoor gebruik legitiem is.
Elke keer als ik een presentatie zie waarin Comic Sans is verwerkt moet ik stiekem toch wel lachen
Acht van de negen stemmen in mijn hoofd zeggen me dat ik niet gek ben, de negende neuriet de Tetris melodie.
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sorry, hoor, maar als je 22 pagina's erover doet te ontdekken dat het lettertype Comic Sans is ... maak je jezelf niet vooral een beetje belachelijk en snap ik niet dat je vervolgens nog gaat janken dat dat lettertype zo verschrikkelijk is, als je het zelf 22 pagina's lang niet eens opviel?quote:Op dinsdag 8 juni 2010 16:16 schreef Salatrel het volgende:
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tuurlijk heb ik het hele verhaal toen in een ander lettertype gezet. het kwaad was echter al geschied
"Whatever you feel like: Life’s not one color, nor are you my only reader" - Ausonius, Epigrammata 25
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/15comicsans.htmlquote:I'M COMIC SANS, ASSHOLE
Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
You don't like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don't like that I'm all over your sister-in-law's blog? You don't like that I'm on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I'm standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.
People love me. Why? Because I'm fun. I'm the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business' website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.
When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I'm banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I'm shredding Reign In Blood on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I'm racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who'll kill me if I don't cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.
It doesn't even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I'm famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I'm in your signs. I'm in your browsers. I'm in your instant messengers. I'm not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.
Enough of this bullshit. I'm gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.
"Whatever you feel like: Life’s not one color, nor are you my only reader" - Ausonius, Epigrammata 25
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