Wat een maand voor Sandra Bullock. Razzie, Oscar, Divorce?

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Academy Award-winning actress Sandra Bullock, who just got off a massive high from her win as Best Actress for The Blind Side, is now being blindsided by awful news. Bullock's marriage is rumored to be in trouble. The Internet's abuzz with news of husband Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock.
The question from this space is "What's wrong with Jesse James? Sandra Bullock's one hot, successful, powerful Hollywood woman!"



According to US Magazine.com, Sandra Bullock missed attending the London premiere of The Blind Side because of news of the affair scandal. Bullock issued this statement:

"Due to unforeseen personal reasons, a trip abroad to support The Blind Side has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film."

According to RadarOnline.com, the alleged mistress is named Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, and is a porn star and a mother of two kids.

The media outlet that broke the story was In Touch Magazine. Reportedly, Michelle ⤽Bombshell⤝ McGee was sleeping with James while Bullock was filming The Blind Side, and under the impression Bullock and James were separated. She told In Touch "I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man, he gave me the impression they were separated."

Yikes.

It's a sad way to follow-up what was the highest high point of Sandra Bullock's career. Let's hope she bounces back from this and in a big way.

Stay tuned.

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Sandra Bullock's hubby 'sorry' for cheating on actress
And the Oscar for "sorriest horndog" goes to...

Celebrity mechanic Jesse James yesterday apologized to his Academy Award-winning wife, Sandra Bullock, after a heavily tattooed stripper tattled about their torrid trysts together.

"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded," said James, accused of repeatedly bedding Michelle "Bombshell" McGee while Bullock, 45, filmed her hit movie "The Blind Side" last year.

"Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment," James, 40, said in the mea culpa released to People magazine yesterday, a day after McGee went public with her tawdry tale.

"There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.

"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."

McGee, 32, told In Touch Weekly that James wasted no time jumping her bones when she first met the Harley hunk at his West Coast Choppers shop in Long Beach, Calif., after contacting him via e-mail about a potential modeling job.

McGee said she had an 11-month affair with James — whom she dubbed "Vanilla Gorilla" — while under the mistaken impression that he and Bullock were separated.

Bullock moved out of the couple’s LA home on Monday and soon after canceled plans to attend "The Blind Side’s" London premiere.

Meanwhile, McGee’s ex-husband, Shane Modica — with whom she has a 5-year-son, Avery — claimed in court papers filed in San Diego in January that "as years go by, Avery’s mother slips more and more into stripping, pills, alcohol and performances she does online, pornography that she has brought into our home."

"There have been pornographic shoots there and live Web cam pornographic broadcasts from her house."

Modica wrote that McGee recently had a large swastika tattooed on her stomach, spelled out "White Power" in magnets on her refrigerator, dated gang members and performed in strip clubs under their son’s name.



"I believe that Michelle is mentally ill and should be in the care of a therapist, which the court ordered her to see, but she refuses to do so. She is supposed to take medication for bipolar disorder but she doesn’t," he wrote.

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A sliver of good news for Jesse James -- if Sandra Bullock divorces him, it can't possibly get as ugly as the violent break-up of his prior marriage.

TMZ has obtained legal docs in Jesse's divorce from Janine Lindemulder. James filed several declarations, accusing Janine of various acts of brutality -- including punching him, bludgeoning him in the back of the head with a flowerpot, swinging a steel bone sculpture at him, trying to run him over with her car, socking him in the eyeball because he used her parking space, and going Naomi Campbell on him with a cellphone.

James says on one occasion, when Janine was pregnant, she began hitting and chasing him in their bedroom, and he grabbed her by the hair to hold her at bay.

Bullock will probably choose to bludgeon Jesse with a Beverly Hills lawyer.

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You Saw This Coming



The gates have opened and here comes the parade of skank sluts! After going through Tiger Woods' slutnami, you should already be prepared. You know what to do. Ring the alarm, slip a condom on each finger, wrap your head in saran wrap and hold tight!

A stripper named Melissa Smith, who has a face only TSG's Craigslist hooker mug shot page could love, has come forward to collect her cashiers check in exchange for the details of her alleged affair with Sandra Bullock's husband Vanilla Gorilla. Just like Boobshit McGee, Melissa met Vanilla Gorilla online.

Melissa tells Star Magazine that Vanilla Gorilla contacted her through MySpace in 2006 (bitch was already married to Sandra for one year at this point) after he saw (and jerked to) a picture of her being skanky at a West Coast Choppers party.

Melissa went on to say, "I got a message from this guy saying,'Nice car...that’s my godfather’s.' After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla."

One e-fuck led to another e-fuck, and Melissa eventually traveled to California to meet Vanilla Gorilla at his office. Vanilla Gorilla promised to take her for a ride in one of his cars, but he took her for a ride on his stick shift instead. And they did the dirty on his office couch! I swear that office couch is wanted by the CDC, The Department of Health and Hazmat. If you're planning on sitting on that couch, you better bid farewell to your asshole first. Because once you sit on it, your asshole will wither up and die like a slug in a salt storm.

Melissa says that she fucked on Vanilla Gorilla for the next two years. They never used protection.

Thanks for sharing, Melissa. Now exit stage left. Gloria Allred will meet you backstage to check to see how much dignity (if any) you have left in your system. Gloria will also test you on the art of crying on cue. In the wise words of RuPaul: "Don't fuck it up!" Or DO fuck it up, so we can be done with you early.

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Jesse James' Ex, Porn Star Janine Lindemulder, Heats Up Custody Fight for Daughter After "Bombshell"

NEW YORK (CBS) Jesse James' ex-wife Janine Lindemulder is renewing her custody fight over their 6-year-old daughter, Sunny, now that James is in the spotlight for his alleged affair with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, reports TMZ.

Lindemulder's past includes an arrest for attacking her ex-husband and a conviction for tax evasion. So, not surprisingly, James was awarded custody in their divorce while Lindemulder was serving time. After Lindemulder was released, James won the custody battle, claiming his ex was an unfit parent.

TMZ says Lindemulder believes actress Sandra Bullock will divorce James for cheating on Bullock with Michelle McGee. The mother hopes because of his transgressions she will have a shot at getting some custodial rights back.

The celebrity site says Lindemulder felt Bullock was a stable influence for her daughter and that a judge would have previously shut her down from getting custody. Now, the custody battle seems to be back on.

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Sandra Bullock fights for custody of stepdaughter

Sandra Bullock has contacted family lawyers to fight for custody of her stepdaughter.

The Blind Side actress - whose husband Jesse James cheated on her with tattoo model Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee - has reportedly contacted legal representatives and has been devastated to find Jesse's infidelitity will not affect her chances of getting custody of stepdaughter Sunny.

A US legal source said: "Infidelity has no bearing on custody. The most she can aim for right now is split custody, and a lot of that would have to be agreed by him."

A source close to the star added: "Sandra is beside herself with worry. She thought she had the perfect marriage. Now she feels that she's at risk of losing everything. Sunny means the world to her. She loves that girl to death."

The actress has raised Sunny - James' daughter from his former marriage to porn star Janine Lindemulder - as her own, but is now terrified the child's mother will use this opportunity to try and get back the visitation rights which she lost earlier this year after being jailed for tax evasion.

The source continued to the Sunday Mirror newspaper: "Sandra and Sunny have a special bond. She raised her since before she could walk. She did everything for that girl and now it looks as if she's going to have to fight, even for visitation rights. It's heartbreaking."