Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Dwight: Hmmm... Hello, tiny one! You are the future.
Kevin: Abby is my fiancee Stacy's daughter. I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. Actually I better go check..
Casino Night
Michael: Oh, and another fun thing. We - at the end of the night - are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts, right Toby? We're gonna...
Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse, and... it's a school night, and, you know, Hooters is catering, you know... is that... is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun... or exciting, you make it *not* that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.
Michael: AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
The Fire
Ryan started the fire..
Stress Relief
Boom! Roasted!
Dwight: Ok. He's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?
Rose: I have no idea.
Phyllis: We bury him.
Dwight Schrute: Wrong. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one we only have minutes to harvest.