Hoe kom je erop...

Nog meer leuke 1/2/3-liners?

2 I got something to say, I killed your baby today and it
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's dead.
I got something to say, I raped your mother today and it
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as she's spread.

"Ouch, it would not reach my mouth... If I could do it myself, I'll probably would never leave the house..." (Bloodhound Gang)

- hui Benjie - du gehörst also auch zu diesem kriminellen Pack!
- hey - hör mal zu:

Ich rauch mein Ganja den ganzen Tag
ganz egal wer auch immer was dagegen sagt
rauche so lange bis ich selbst nicht mehr mag
tu niemand was und werde trotzdem angeklagt

Ich rauch mein Ganja den ganzen Tag
ganz egal wer auch immer was dagegen sagt
rauche so lange bis ich selbst nicht mehr mag
Ganja muss legal sein wenn man mich fragt

Wieviele Leute rauchen? Was glaubst du?
Sag mir doch ein paar, vielleicht gehörst du selbst schon dazu?
Aus mir und Karl Moik macht das schon ein Trio
die Menschen rauchen Gras schon lange vor König Salomo
Egal ob jugendlicher Skater oder Erst-Klasse-User
ob Pokalgewinner oder hoffnungsloser Looser
Die Menschheit rauchst Gras quer durch die Bank
Wir sind nicht alle kriminell
und schon gar nicht alle krank

Ich rauch mein Ganja den ganzen Tag
ganz egal wer auch immer was dagegen sagt
rauche so lange bis ich selbst nicht mehr mag
tu niemand was und werde trotzdem angeklagt

Ich rauch mein Ganja den ganzen Tag
ganz egal wer auch immer was dagegen sagt
rauche so lange bis ich selbst nicht mehr mag
Ganja muss legal sein wenn man mich fragt

Mein Tabak und auch mal ein Blättchen
ja genau an diesem lauschigen Plätzchen
Ja da rauchen wir jetzt erst mal ein Tütchen
ich hab auch noch ein paar gute Blütchen
Wieso lässt man uns nicht einfach in Ruh
Mit Rauchern hat man doch nie Ärger
Wir chillen - und trippen nicht auf Pillen und so
Wir sind Denker und keine Berserker
Wieso gibts Alkohol im Supermarkt
und Ganja nur illegal beim Dealer?
So passiert, so definiert - Boy ist doch Quark
.......Tequilla

Ich rauch mein Ganja den ganzen Tag
ganz egal wer auch immer was dagegen sagt
rauche so lange bis ich selbst nicht mehr mag
tu niemand was und werde trotzdem angeklagt

Ich rauch mein Ganja den ganzen Tag
ganz egal wer auch immer was dagegen sagt
rauche so lange bis ich selbst nicht mehr mag
Ganja muss legal sein wenn man mich fragt

Ein kurzer verachtender verständnisloser Blick
Du denkst ich bin ein Junkie und gib mir grad nen Kick
Doch wenn ich an meinem Spliff zieh
........bleib fit
und wir tanzen um die Wette
und wenn du kannst dann kommst du mit
Deutsche Bauern rauchten schon vor hunderten von Jahren
Pflanzten den .... schon hektarweise auf ihrer Farm
und heute schlägt man bereits wegen eines Tütchens Alarm
Ich bin nicht kriminell,...
Ich hab schon Leute rauchen sehen, was ich selbst nicht glauben konnte
Staatsanwälte, Polizisten Sportler und Doktoren
Quer durch alle Altersklassen
In der City, in der Uni und in den Heimen von Senioren
Ganja ist nicht gefährlich und tut niemandem weh
Es macht dich auch nicht herrlich wie des Teufels weisser Schnee
schaden keiner Seele und der Welt.....
Mit Ganja wird man höchstens ehrlich und so ruhig wie die See

Ich rauch mein Ganja den ganzen Tag
ganz egal wer auch immer was dagegen sagt
rauche so lange bis ich selbst nicht mehr mag
tu niemand was und werde trotzdem angeklagt

Ich rauch mein Ganja den ganzen Tag
ganz egal wer auch immer was dagegen sagt
rauche so lange bis ich selbst nicht mehr mag
Ganja muss legal sein wenn man mich fragt

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 14:57 schreef 100% Tukker het volgende:
Het zou handig zijn er bij te plaatsen van wie het is...

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 14:51 schreef Haanibal het volgende:
1 My mother was a witch, she was burned alive.
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried.
Take her down now, don't want to see her face
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

2 I got something to say, I killed your baby today and it
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's dead.
I got something to say, I raped your mother today and it
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as she's spread.

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 14:57 schreef mrcool het volgende:
Benji_Ganja Smoker
heel verhaal in het Duits

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Hier die van mij:

"I've been blessing and laughing so long that.. even ma mama thinks that my mind is gonë" - Coolio.. (GP)

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 15:02 schreef syndr0me het volgende:

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Volgens mij vroeg de topicstarter om 1/2/3 liners, niet om 50/60/100 liners...
Oftewel.. citaten uit een songtekst die grappig zijn, niet de songtekst zelf!

Hier die van mij:

"I've been blessing and laughing so long that.. even ma mama thinks that my mind is gonë" - Coolio.. (GP)

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 15:01 schreef TrashNSk8 het volgende:

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ok, deze:
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is van Metallica

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 15:08 schreef 100% Tukker het volgende:

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'Last Caress' dus...

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Go to hell girl, you make me sick
I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick!!
What the fuck makes you think I'll put your name on my record,
Yeahhh, now I feel a lot better...

Slug - Guns & Cigarettes.

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 15:13 schreef eetomit het volgende:
A few years ago, an ex girl of mine
Asked me to take her name out my rhyme
So I said this rhyme that I'm about to say,
It came from the heart and it went this way.

Go to hell girl, you make me sick
I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick!!
What the fuck makes you think I'll put your name on my record,
Yeahhh, now I feel a lot better...

Slug - Guns & Cigarettes.

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Uit een van Snoop Dogg's nummers:
"..and then you'll show them how you can make it smoke a cancer stick..."

^{orineel is in het Duits.. maar ik heb er d'r engelse variant ook maar even bijgezocht}

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..

The Eggs/Balls of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 15:22 schreef 100% Tukker het volgende:
"There's 3 things that keep me from being a nazi: I'm black, I'm fat, and my daddy is Liberace!" (D12)

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 15:11 schreef Haanibal het volgende:

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my mother.... = am i evil
de ander is last caress

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Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...

D-12 :
My grandma sucked my dick and I didn't cum
(ofzo iets:))
Als je die texten leest zie je dat die jongens best controversieel zijn ..

En van dat nummer So What .. dat metallica gecoverd heeft:
I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down it's trougt

Die kwamen als eerste bij me op

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 19:13 schreef search64 het volgende:

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Ik wil even vermelden dat allebei die nummers niet van Metallica zijn.

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 20:33 schreef BananeKoning het volgende:

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Metallica - Garage Inc\Metallica - Am I Evil.mp3

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I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when your headbanging
Making out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesnt sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
The heavymetal heaven that's where we'll be
We are Pantera fans in love

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 20:36 schreef Soundlevel het volgende:

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Beide nummers zijn gecoverd door Metallica...

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(Willy Batenburg)
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
oet me shij meehhe mheeheee
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 20:39 schreef OZz het volgende:
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Petertje zei: ga je mee.. lekker danzhe me ze thwee
naarh eeh heel grooo kafhee
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol

(Willy Batenburg)
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
oet me shij meehhe mheeheee
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol
Oene meine matsch tirol

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 19:13 schreef search64 het volgende:

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Ik wil even vermelden dat allebei die nummers niet van Metallica zijn.

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 20:11 schreef Afwezig het volgende:

En van dat nummer So What .. dat metallica gecoverd heeft:
I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down it's trougt

Die kwamen als eerste bij me op

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 21:04 schreef search64 het volgende:

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down it's throat

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Refr: de fluitsmurf begint!
Tuut, tuut, tutututu, tuut, tuut, etc.
Ja zing maar na!
La, la, lalalala, la, etc.
En nu de tweede stem!
La, la, lalalala, la, etc.
En nu allemaal!
la, la, lalalala, la, etc.

Kunnen jullie door een waterkraan?
Wij kunnen door een waterkraan!
En ook door een sleutelgat?
Ja, ook door een sleutelgat!
Kunnen jullie op een blokfluit spelen!
Ja, daar kunnen wij ook op spelen!
Vinden smurfen dansen fijn?
Ja, maar alleen op dit refrein!

refr:
La, la, lalalala, la, etc.
- He, wie is daar verkeerd aan het smurfen!
- He, zing eens netjes mee! Yes, Sir!

Waarom zijn de smurfen klein?
Omdat jullie groter zijn!
Gaan jullie met die muts naar bed?
Ja, die wordt niet afgezet!
Gaan jullie net als wij ook slapen?
Nee, wij moeten driemaal gapen!
Wat is jullie grootste wens?
Smurfen maar dat snapt geen mens!

refr:
La, la, lalalala, la, etc.

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 21:12 schreef postinggirl het volgende:
Waar komen jullie toch vandaan,
waar de smurfenhuisjes staan.

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 21:13 schreef Zander het volgende:

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Hmm.. deze ken ik met een hele andere tekst

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 21:04 schreef search64 het volgende:

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down it's throat

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 21:10 schreef SportsIllustrated het volgende:

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down its throat

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I'm an asshole!

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 21:15 schreef postinggirl het volgende:

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Posten a.u.b.! (Of is 'ie niet geschikt voor de minderjarigen onder ons? )

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Waar komen jullie toch vandaan?
Uit de kut van Tantje Sjaan
Hoe zijn jullie daar dan gekomen?
Via de pik van Ome Jan
Wat hebben jullie daar dan gedaan?
Glijden van de spermabaan
Wat hebben jullie daar dan gegeten?
Spermaballen, niet te vreten

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 14:51 schreef Haanibal het volgende:
2 I got something to say, I killed your baby today and it
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's dead.
I got something to say, I raped your mother today and it
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as she's spread.

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- if you don't like it, you can suck my dick (herhaal een aantal keer )
- if she spreads on the first date, she's a pro; if she sucks great cock, she's a pro
- fucking your pussy was like fucking the wound of a shotgun blast.... WITH gang green!

(als deze teksten TE erg zijn, merk ik het wel van de mods; ik kan er goed om lachen iig )

icp - Dating game
(Host Intro)
Let's meet contestant #1
He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?

(Sharon)
Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever,
So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
And have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.

(Violent J)
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to jump again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear,
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!!

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Op zondag 05 mei 2002 14:45 schreef 100% Tukker het volgende:
"My girlfriend had a miscarriage... I had to eat it..." - Bizarre (D12)

Hoe kom je erop...

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Ikzelf vind zijn teksten een beetje el-cheapo

zelf vind ik dit een meesturleke lyric:
The borough that you brag about, nigga you don't own it (nah)
The dime piece in the video, you ain't bone it (NOPE)
But when I shoot a video my hoes'll look busted (ill)
Least I can brag on the low how I touched it
[[ J-Zone @ The Zone Mission (Part VIII) ]]

Well, I'm Max, I'm Max,
Baby, call me Max
I'm in love with you and I'll show my ex
Well, I'm Max, Max,
Call me Max
I'm thinking what I'm giving,
I'm giving what it takes
Max, Max, Max,
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
I love you both, and to be true
I don't know what I'm gonna do

I gotta warn you,
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will make your life complex,
My Max, baby, take it easy
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will knock you off your legs
Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax

Well I'm Max, I'm Max,
Baby, call me Max
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
Well, I'm Max, Max, call me Max
Cause you love having fun, love having sex
I'm Max, Max, Max,
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
I don't wanna make you feel so blue
I don't know what I'm gonna do

[chorus]

I gotta warn you,
Don't have sex with your ex, Max
Ahhh, ahhh

Oh Max,
Oh sex, Max
Oh Max,
Ahhh

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makin like a famous country singer,
or the guy i saw last night on jerry springer,
clean me up but let me keep my edge,
in the day i like to keep it dignified,
but at night you know i got another side,
and i don't give a damn cause i am what i am,
even if it's really really bad,

i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too and then you'll have an ape drape like i do,

go ahead and buzz around the ears
i've been growing that one right back there for years, i've had it since the first time i saw queensryche,
the front may conform to society but the back says i have personality
even if its really really, even if its really really bad,

i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too and then you'll have an ape drape like I do,

make it short in front and long in back (x10)

, i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too, and then you'll have an ape drape like i do,

if the top is short enough that it stands up i could be thrown out of the back of a club,
but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail,
now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
some magic crazy pants are all we need,
some may call it child abuse, i just call it bonding with your dad,

i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too, and then you'll have an ape drape like i do,

i got a normal neckwarmer yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to norco and get one too, you'll have a normal neckwarmer like i do,

i've got hockey hair yes i do, they're giving then to anyone that means you, you can drive to canada and get one too, and then you'll have hockey hair like i do,

i've got acky breaky hair yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to nashville and get one too, you'll have acky breaky hair like i do,

i've got a mullet yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to hoboken and get one too, and then you'll have a mullet like i do,

i've got forbidden hair yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that
means you, you can drive to europe and get one too, and then you'll have forbidden hair like i do,

i've got a shong yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to florida and get one too, and then you'll have a shong like i do

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Op maandag 06 mei 2002 14:07 schreef wizarddragon het volgende:
Oh, Max,
Don't have sex

Well, I'm Max, I'm Max,
Baby, call me Max
I'm in love with you and I'll show my ex
Well, I'm Max, Max,
Call me Max
I'm thinking what I'm giving,
I'm giving what it takes
Max, Max, Max,
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
I love you both, and to be true
I don't know what I'm gonna do

I gotta warn you,
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will make your life complex,
My Max, baby, take it easy
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will knock you off your legs
Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax

Well I'm Max, I'm Max,
Baby, call me Max
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
Well, I'm Max, Max, call me Max
Cause you love having fun, love having sex
I'm Max, Max, Max,
I'm in love with you and I love my ex
I don't wanna make you feel so blue
I don't know what I'm gonna do

[chorus]

I gotta warn you,
Don't have sex with your ex, Max
Ahhh, ahhh

Oh Max,
Oh sex, Max
Oh Max,
Ahhh

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Ooh Fred come to bed
Cos my Max had sex
With his sexy ex
Oh Fred come to bed
Baby I won't let your dreams get wet

Well I'm Max I'm Max - baby don't be blue
Don't you worry don't be sorry
I'll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely we don't have sex
I'm Max Max Max
Baby please stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back but if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred

*Repeat

**Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby you will get
A love you never had
So Fred come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh

I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred
Baby he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred it's Fred - baby just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted you will get
Call Fred Fred Fred
And you will find it's not so bad
It's just one night - baby you'll get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you

*Repeat

**Repeat

Oooh Fred come to bed

Oh my Max had sex
With his ex last night
Cos he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you Fred
Come into my bed
If you don't - I will call up Fritz

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird

Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhattan style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it they don't have a face

They have no place for ears
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

Although the world could be less selfish
I guess it's alright to eat shellfish

No chowder for you clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too

They call me Mr. Knowitall. I will not compromise. I will not be told what to do. I shall not step aside. They call me Mr. Knowitall. I have no time to waste. My mouth it spews pure intellect. And I've such elegant taste. They call me Mr. Knowitall. I sup the aged wine. Oh i could tell such wondrous tales if I should find the time. I must be Mr. Knowitall for ideas they come in bounds. I am Mr. Knowitall so spread the word around. They call me Mr. Knowitall I am so eloquent. Perfection is my middle name and what ever rhymes with eloquent.

. Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed. They don't mean quite so much,

My socks and shoes always match Is it Luck? There's a foot at the end of each of my legs Is it Luck? I can play my bass for you Is it Luck? Some gals like to kiss my face Is it Luck? Is it Luck? There was food inside your mouth today Is it Luck? Your barber cuts your hair just so Is it Luck? You can count to ten and back again Is it Luck? When the taste of sex is on your lips Is it Luck? Is it Luck? Cyanide works oh so fast Is it Luck? Polyester makes you sweat Is it Luck? If a graham cracker gets you off Is it Luck Love. Love? Is it Luck? Is it Luck?

All Primus All good

Something 'bout those little pills...the thrills they yield...untill they kill...a million braincells...

'k Vond het wel lollig zeker als je op een groot feest staat en er staan honderden mensen om je heen die helemaal de weg kwijt zijn van de pillen dit luidkeels mee te zingen

do I have enough change to make my brain rearange!

green velvet

Guns N Roses - Used To Love Her

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Op maandag 06 mei 2002 15:22 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
Haha T_R_I_P

do I have enough change to make my brain rearange!

green velvet

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"I'm a suicidal failure
I've gotta have some help
I have suicidal tendencies
But i can't kill my self"

- Suicidal Failure - Suicidal Tendencies

"if you can't eat it or fuck it
Then kill it"

Sex & Violence - Carnivore

"I don't doubt that I'm crazy, i don't doubt that I'm nuts,
But at least i admit it and i think that takes some guts
The specialist can see it from my point of view
He will understand me, 'cause he hears voices too"

Take me to the specialist - Dead Milkmen

"Stay away from me when you're drinking your coffee
Stay away from me when you're drinking your tea
Stay away, now don't you harm me
When you're under the influence of caffeine"

Caffeine - Crucial Youth

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Op maandag 06 mei 2002 15:27 schreef Dr.Death het volgende:
Van een regeltje of 2/3/4 toch?
Ok, hier dan een paar van verschillende bands:

"I'm a suicidal failure
I've gotta have some help
I have suicidal tendencies
But i can't kill my self"

- Suicidal Failure - Suicidal Tendencies

"if you can't eat it or fuck it
Then kill it"

Sex & Violence - Carnivore

"I don't doubt that I'm crazy, i don't doubt that I'm nuts,
But at least i admit it and i think that takes some guts
The specialist can see it from my point of view
He will understand me, 'cause he hears voices too"

Take me to the specialist - Dead Milkmen

"Stay away from me when you're drinking your coffee
Stay away from me when you're drinking your tea
Stay away, now don't you harm me
When you're under the influence of caffeine"

Caffeine - Crucial Youth

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Wat nieuwer maar ook geinig is de uitspraak
"Dead girls don't say no" van Craddle of Filth

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Op maandag 06 mei 2002 15:12 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
What if Christmas didn't come this year. And no one paid for Christmas cheer. Who would cry the biggest tear. The child or the store.

They call me Mr. Knowitall. I will not compromise. I will not be told what to do. I shall not step aside. They call me Mr. Knowitall. I have no time to waste. My mouth it spews pure intellect. And I've such elegant taste. They call me Mr. Knowitall. I sup the aged wine. Oh i could tell such wondrous tales if I should find the time. I must be Mr. Knowitall for ideas they come in bounds. I am Mr. Knowitall so spread the word around. They call me Mr. Knowitall I am so eloquent. Perfection is my middle name and what ever rhymes with eloquent.

. Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed. They don't mean quite so much,

My socks and shoes always match Is it Luck? There's a foot at the end of each of my legs Is it Luck? I can play my bass for you Is it Luck? Some gals like to kiss my face Is it Luck? Is it Luck? There was food inside your mouth today Is it Luck? Your barber cuts your hair just so Is it Luck? You can count to ten and back again Is it Luck? When the taste of sex is on your lips Is it Luck? Is it Luck? Cyanide works oh so fast Is it Luck? Polyester makes you sweat Is it Luck? If a graham cracker gets you off Is it Luck Love. Love? Is it Luck? Is it Luck?

All Primus All good

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Vergeet ook Het Grote Primus Topic niet!

* 100% Tukker scandeert: ST, ST, ST!

Ooit (1992 dacht ik) live gezien in de Kuip in het voorprogramma van Metallica. Mike Muir is da man!

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door 100% Tukker op 06-05-2002 18:04]

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Op maandag 06 mei 2002 18:03 schreef 100% Tukker het volgende:
En hoe kon ik Suicidal Tendencies vergeten?

* 100% Tukker scandeert: ST, ST, ST!

Ooit (1992 dacht ik) live gezien in de Kuip in het voorprogramma van Metallica. Mike Muir is da man!

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Quiet
Don't tell anybody
Don't let 'em know
It's a secret

I know the secret song now
They wouldn't tell me
But somehow I found out
Yeah

Goddammit, I'm pissed off

I didn't get to play on it at all
No way

They kicked me out of the band

-the secret song- mr. Bungle

ghfuah blal he chaduduh chee hugh weh chee keh xooo hee hoh
ooooooo cikeetah xoo xeh
eooh le hugx yerheggkkk
ryzl ou hueau
pppddtdptdtt pppddtdptdtt

ue ue fhay goouuhf o lltt chteee
huucgcgudoo wuad!
chugaouh!

Poodah paytahy poodah paytahy poodah poodah paytahy paytahy paytahy poodah
poodah
fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
geesh
zssu
guum
bom

MA MEESHKA MOW SKWOZ mr. bungle

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Op maandag 06 mei 2002 18:01 schreef 100% Tukker het volgende:

[..]

Yeah! Nog een fan! Eigenlijk is alles van Primus pure poezie met een komisch sausje...

Vergeet ook Het Grote Primus Topic niet!

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hier ook nog fan

It was homecoming night at my high school;
Everyone was there, it was totally cool.
I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans,
'Cos my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen.
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon (chiffon),
Riding the float with her tiara on (tiara on),
Holding this humungous bouquet in her hand (bouquet),
She looked straight out of Disneyland.
You know like the Cinderella ride? I mean definitely an E-ticket (E-ticket).

The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked (was stoked),
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something;
The band was playing Evergreen,
Then all of a sudden somebody screamed:
"Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!" (Gunshot) "Aaaaggghhhh!"

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun,
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun.

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun,
Picking off cheerleaders one by one:
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits,
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits.
God my best friend's on a shooting spree;
Stop it Debbie, you're embarrassing me!

How could you do what you just did?
Are you having a really bad period?
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun,
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun.
(Stop Debbie, you're making a mess,
Powder burns all over your dress.)

An hour later the cops arrived;
By then the entire glee club had died: no big loss;
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her:
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper.
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float!"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said,
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead;
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief,
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week.

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun,
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun.

(Debbie's really having a blast,
She's wasting half of the class.)
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float,
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat;
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic,
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my instamatic.
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out?

I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear:
I knew then the end was near.
[Spoken] So I ran down and I said in her good ear "Debbie, why'd you do it?"
She raised her head, smiled, and said "urrrghh -- I did it for Johnny."
Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me Debbie, who's Johnny?
Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny?
There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces.
Answer me Debbie, who's Johnny?
Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled,
But we'll never know who Johnny was because, like... she's dead...

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun,
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a...
Everybody run,
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a...

Je moet eigenlijk de muziek erbij horen, dan wordt het nog leuker...

Your comin' home
There's blood on the walls
When charlie and the family made house calls
If you're alone
Then watch what you do
'cos charlie and the family might get you, yeah

Chorus:
Can you hear them
In the darkness
Helter skelter
Spiral madness, yeah
Bloodbath in paradise, but there's no where you can run to baby
Bloodbath in paradise - forever sleep in Paradise.

California sun
But you're still in bed
And the California rain is turning red
No sign of life
Or the keepers of doom
In charlie and the keeper's scarlet room, yeah

Chorus

They'll summon you
To wake from the dead As you lie bleeding, murdered in your bed
The sweetest dreams are all in your mind
But no one wakes when charlie creeps behind, yeah

Execution
Halts your breath
Helter skelter
Spiral death, yeah

Bloodbath in paradise, but there's no where you break out baby
Bloodbath in paradise - forever sleep in paradise

Mr Torture gives pain, with his whimps and his chains.
He knows just what you grave - Mr Torture.
If you're feeling alone, then just pick up the phone.
Dial 18 double 0 - Mr Torture
Mr Torture sells pain, only sixty cents a minute.
For his special brand of Sinning
Phoner guaranteed to blow ur mind
You can catch him on the website
Has a live-chat every week-night
cyber-torture soon coming youre way

Mr. Torture sells pain
To the housewives in spain.

Nou nog wat teksten van Slipknot, die zijn altijd geinig

"Everything Ends" van "IOWA" van Slipknot

You are wrong, fucked and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's ur fault
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING
I haven't slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie motherfucker
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING

What the hell am I DOING?
Is there anyone left in my life?
What the fuck was I THINKING?
Anybody want to tell me I'm fine?
Where the hell am I GOING?
Do I even need a reason to hide?
I am only BETRAYED
I am only contitioned to die

Ah wat zielig, ik heb medelijden met die gasten!!
Cradle of Filth lijkt trouwens over niets anders te kunnen schrijven dan vampirisme, horror en sex

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Yokozuna op 09-05-2002 13:56]

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Op donderdag 09 mei 2002 13:43 schreef Yokozuna het volgende:
Cradle of Filth lijkt trouwens over niets anders te kunnen schrijven dan vampirisme, horror en sex

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You must die I alone am best!

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin"
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
‘Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope you die

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Op vrijdag 10 mei 2002 20:39 schreef Seborik het volgende:
Intergalactic Laxiton

I was infest like everyone, when man began to fly,
Out off earthly regions to planets in the sky,
We tuned to mediacoverage, we watched the heroes land,
A ceremony as they disturbed the cosmic sand.

In all with admiration, we listened to the talk,
Such brightfull(?) days as joy we're upon the moon to walk,
My romantic vision shattered, when it was explained to me,
Spacemen woar old dipers in which they shit and pee.

Oh the intergalactic laxiton will get you from here to there,
Relieve you and belief me, without a worry or care,
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars,
Oh the intergalactic laxiton will get your from here to Mars.

They don't partied like you and I on beefy, burg and mush,
They're food is specially prepared to disolve into slush,
Absorbed by multifibers in the superdipersuit,
Otherwise the slush would trinkle down inside the boot.

Oh, the intergalactic laxiton will get you from here to there,
Relieve you and belief me, without a worry or care,
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars,
Oh the intergalactic laxiton will get you from here to Mars.

You may well now ask what becomes of liquid they consume,
A pipe is led from penishead to units in the whoomb,
The water is recirculated, filtered for re-use,
In case of antigravity he gets on the loose.

Oh, the intergalactic laxiton will get you from here to there,
Relieve you and belief me, without a worry or care,
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars,
Oh the intergalactic laxiton will get you from here to Mars.

Wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new,
I'm glad he always had to do the number one and two,
It makes it all so ordinary, just like you and me,
To know the greatest heroes, they had to shit and pee.

Oh the intergalactic laxiton will get you from here to there,
For cosmic constipation there's none who can compare,
When shitting is your problem and you're out there in the stars,
Oh the intergalactic laxiton, the intergalactic laxiton,
The intergalactic laxiton will get you from here to mars.

Hahahaha, briljant!

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We're on a mission from Rod

doh you're dreadfully funny as hell, dunno what you're all laughing about

Life in a city living in L.A, is a long way from Huddersfield town
The back of the rainbow's a long way from heaven
But that's where he get's his pork pie
limos and ladies, they're driving him queasy
Rugby and cricket's unknown
baseball and football, they're making him lazy
Your fan club says "Rodney come home"

The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
Look down on Hollywood Hills
The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
You're our own Hot Rod on wheels
A good game of arrows a few dozen barrels
The Nautilus rusts in the yard
But for Yorkshire he's yearning but because he's earning
He'll always live in L.A.
A custom made wallet that stays in his pocket
And never comes out to pay bills
He's winning at poker and playing the Joker
And he always cheats when he deals

The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
Look down on Hollywood Hills
The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
You're our own Hot Rod on wheels
Hello, let me introduce meself!
My name is Rodney. I'm immensely strong.
When I were a lad, I could lift up five navies on an end of a shovel.
The reason I never took martial arts is because
I was immensely fearsome and I'd probably kill everybody I came into contact with.
I was phenomenally strong.
Pride and ego, my lads, pride and ego, is what makes the world rotate.
And everybody knows the centre of the universe is Huddersfield
that's why I don't live there anymore.
I live in Los Angeles.
It's great!... I think

Rufus the red has a crane by his bed To wrench himself up in the morn'
But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed, You'll wish you'd never been born.
A bear with a sore head we mean your forehead, He slumbers for most of the day
Wide eyed and legless baked beans for breakfast
Your problem Rodney is L.A.

The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
Look down on Hollywood Hills
The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
You're our own Hot Rod on wheels
The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
Look down on Hollywood Hills
The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
You're our own Hot Rod on wheels

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Op vrijdag 10 mei 2002 17:47 schreef Pietjuh het volgende:

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Nee hoor Ze hebben ook hele goede teksten als kritiek op het christendom enzo, op de eerste plaats lijkt het allemaal over horror en sex te gaan enzo, maar als je goed de tekst door neemt, kom je erachter dat er best goede gedachten er achter zitten

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"and I was dancing when I saw his brains run out on the street"

"I'll take Manhatten in a garbage bag with Latin on it that says: 'it's hard to give a shit these days'"

Lou Reed - Romeo had Juliette

She's so weird it scares me
I don't think she likes me
And thinking of her name
Is driving me insane

She's my psycho girl
My psycho girlfriend
Everything I say
She takes it the wrong way
She's my psycho girl
A living nightmare
She's everything I need
But I can't stand her

I can't change her thinking
But she's so goodlooking
And thinking of her name
Is driving me insane

She's my psycho girl
My psycho girlfriend
Everything I say
She takes it the wrong way
She's my psycho girl
A living nightmare
She's everything I need
But I can't stand her

We spent the night in
We started fighting
Since then its never been the same.

Thinking of her name
Is driving me insane

She's my psycho girl
My psycho girlfriend
Everything I say
She takes it the wrong way
She's my psycho girl
My living nightmare
She's everything I need
But I can't stand her

Busted heeft sowieso allemaal geinige teksten.