ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
Hoe vind je zoietsquote:Op maandag 18 januari 2010 04:48 schreef leukvoorlater het volgende:
The Stig gevonden:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Hammersmith,+London+W12+0TT,+UK&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=12.322317,40.253906&ie=UTF8&ll=51.514959,-0.228567&spn=0.001582,0.004914&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=51.514926,-0.228765&panoid=cRXQyRB9ywmaZVKuBSddWw&cbp=12,146.0064180401871,,2,-12.084480108548325
If I don't make it in heaven I'll run shit in Hades
Als je de wereld wilt begrijpen, moet je denken zoals ik.
(Onnoman)
si vi pacem para bellum
himmelhoch jauchzend
(Onnoman)
si vi pacem para bellum
himmelhoch jauchzend
Als je de wereld wilt begrijpen, moet je denken zoals ik.
(Onnoman)
si vi pacem para bellum
himmelhoch jauchzend
(Onnoman)
si vi pacem para bellum
himmelhoch jauchzend
Sick!quote:
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Des die'n rooie ut Gestelquote:
en een klassieker in wording
[ Bericht 8% gewijzigd door Da_Ripper op 18-01-2010 21:25:08 ]
Wat je vindt, ...
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough for anyone.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
A: No, 35 children is enough for anyone.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Dit is een humor topic. Dat jij dat niet hebt is niet erg, maar dan heb je hier niets te zoeken. En sorry, je moet je eigen familie en gewoonten niet op mij reflecteren.quote:Op dinsdag 19 januari 2010 16:56 schreef Onnoman het volgende:
dat zeg je maar tegen je alzheimer opa, wanneer hij je pierelotje wast.
Ook een wtf momentje:
http://www.dumpert.nl/med(...)t_naar_opticien.html
[ Bericht 17% gewijzigd door TheThirdMark op 19-01-2010 17:48:48 ]
http://steam-cards.com/?click=a07a01
voor gratis spellen
voor gratis spellen
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Don't know where to go
But I lock and load
Shoot that sky till the moon explode
Moon explode
Death Makes Angels of us all
And gives us wings where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven' s claws...
And gives us wings where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven' s claws...
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/795821/1a536002/lingo_fail.html
En dan rond 2:20 zegt ze: "Jullie komen volgens mij altijd een beetje telaat" en dan het lachje uit het publiek
geniaal
En dan rond 2:20 zegt ze: "Jullie komen volgens mij altijd een beetje telaat" en dan het lachje uit het publiek
geniaal
Een lekker wijf met een wat bizarre act... een enigszins rare combinatie
beter een knipoog dan een blauw oog
[ Bericht 41% gewijzigd door Mirel op 21-01-2010 13:33:36 ]
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
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