[Psychologie] Als Atheist gezond door het leven gaan...

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THE 10 Amendmends of Atheism

We all know Christianity, Islam, Buddah’s people to have certain set of rules on how to live and how to be happy. If they follow these rules, they will end up in heaven.

Then you have atheists, we believe that there is no god (unlike followers of agnosticism, who are just plain dumb). What i was looking for as atheist, was a set of rules on how to live, how to be happy…how to:

CREATE YOUR PERSONAL SLICE OF HEAVEN ON EARTH

1. Love yourself

If you dont love yourself, or think you’re no good at anything…well, thats untrue. EVERYBODY is good at SOMETHING. You just have to find that something.

2. Love your parents

Your parents raised, fed and loved you for the first 11 years. Afther that they started hating you probably. Well, thats just puberty kicking in. When you’re >20 again, start loving them back!
Be nice, buy flowers, buy presents and send cards at birthdays and holidays. Call them once a month to check up.

3. Like your friends

If you dont have friends you like, you’ll never make it.

4.Like your colleague’s

You may hate them, but dont hate them in public. Also dont let that hate go unventilated; share the hate with friends, or a shrink.

5.Find work you do with pleasure

If you dont like going to work every day, or go because you must…FIND ANOTHER JOB. TODAY. I am very serious.

6.Sleep (at least 6 hours solid) on times YOU want

Sleep, we all need it. If you sleep 6-8 hours a day (adults), you can be active the other 16-18 hours that day.

7.Share!

Share your life, share your stories, share your pains, share your secrets. Ofcourse you must choose wisely with whom.

8.Do good deeds!

If you do good, you will feel good. Its just for a day, but it helps!

9.Take time to relax

Relax a little, after 8 hours of work…lay down on your chair, take a beer, take joint, whatch some porn, do whatever you want. Just no harddrugs when possible, those will ruin you.

10. Live a little…

All of the above: live life to the fullest, because at 70 you’re either dead or physically handicapped.
After your 11th year your body only goes downwards, and after your 25th year you are practically slowly dying.

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Written by Slindenau, and freely taken from the world’s greatest idea’s.

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Op donderdag 14 januari 2010 16:06 schreef SpecialK het volgende:
Wow een 11 jarige die een topic opent over een lap tekst geschreven door een andere 11 jarige.