Tjetter/Omegle maar dan anders

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: wtf? Is that you Bob?
Stranger: yes, it's me, how did you know?
You: jeeez, I thought this site was s'possed to let you talk to strangers
You: You're not a stranger, you're Bob!
Stranger: ya, should we ask our money back?
You: Guess we should...
Stranger: let's go print some t-shirts too.
...

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Op zondag 8 november 2009 00:58 schreef zarGon het volgende:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Say something better than 'hi'
You: Hmm....but the chatserver tells me to say 'hi'
Stranger: True
Stranger: But that makes the next sentence even harder
You: Well, the next sentence would logically be 'how are you'
Stranger: A classic
Stranger: alright, and u?
You: Fine, thanks!
Stranger: Had many talks yet?
You: Yeah, I talked with a guy who wanted to build a fence around America xD
Stranger: o
Who pushed the 'disconnect'
You: He did, he decided he hadn't enough wood and went out to the forest for more. x)

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Op vrijdag 4 december 2009 16:02 schreef Tacobell het volgende:
Waar kan ik dat Fake Webcam programma kuiken?

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Stranger: luk, i'm yor father...
You: but my name is bob
Stranger: sory bob=)
You: no problem
You: should I tell Luke that you left a message?
Stranger: Ok,

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Op vrijdag 4 december 2009 16:08 schreef Drinky het volgende:

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Internet

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Op vrijdag 4 december 2009 16:50 schreef Tacobell het volgende:

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Kutjong.

Geef me een link.

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Op vrijdag 4 december 2009 15:29 schreef koffiekoekje het volgende:
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: Hi
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is a picture of me, http://i45.tinypic.com/6scqkz.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell

Nooit gedacht dat zelfs bij zoiets bots worden gebruikt

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Op vrijdag 4 december 2009 16:55 schreef Knipoogje het volgende:

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Die 2e zin werd zeker in 1 seconde getikt

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Op vrijdag 4 december 2009 17:05 schreef Rumille het volgende:
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Op vrijdag 4 december 2009 17:07 schreef BakkerHenk het volgende:

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dat ben ik dus..

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dayummmm
Stranger: u fine
You: no im not
You: i feel awful
You: do you know whats the purpose of life?
Stranger: aw whats wrong
Stranger: umm not reall
You: i just feel so useless
Stranger: why
You: my life is a waste of time
Stranger: honey no
You: ive never accomplished anything
Stranger: i felt like that for a while
Stranger: honey no
You: noone would miss me if id be gone
Stranger: i would
You: you dont even know me
Stranger: but u seem like a good person
You: no i am not
You: all i do is dissapoint people
Stranger: have u killed someone?
Stranger: have u raped someone?
Stranger: ?
You: no
Stranger: then ur not a bad person
You: what if i knew that someone was being assaulted
Stranger: ...
You: but i didnt tell anyone because i dont have the guts
You: thats alsmot the same as rape
Stranger: what if i told u that ive been assaulted
Stranger: and that you need to tell
Stranger: no matter what
Stranger: the cops anyone
Stranger: i told
Stranger: i thought for sure i was gonna get punished for it
Stranger: but people helped me through it
You: you see
You: thats why i am such a pussy
You: other great people like you
You: have the courage to step up and change their lifes
You: i dont
You: i suck
Stranger: bby u have to
Stranger: i didnt want to
Stranger: but uhave to
You: what is the easiest way to die?
Stranger: ....ive tried lots of ways
Stranger: but none were easy
Stranger: and someone found me all of the times
Stranger: r u being assaulted
You: no but someone very close to me is.... and i also know the person who does it very well
You: i just want to make the guilt go away
Stranger: ....do u care more about the person doing it or the person being assaulted
You: i dont know
You: i care about both of them very much but i cant live with myself loving a person who does such things
Stranger: the person assaulting that person needs help
Stranger: u can help them by telling
Stranger: u need to help ur friend too
You: i cant
You: im a wimp
You: a pussy
Stranger: no ur not
Stranger: uve already told me!!
You: i dont deserve this life
Stranger: yes u do
You: im going to end it
You: right here
You: right now
Stranger: uve done nothing wrong
Stranger: no please
You: thanks for making it clear to me
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: unlike most people i know, i am great at self control
Stranger: for a start, i've heard that alcohol does one of too things
Stranger: makes you feel down and shit
Stranger: or makes you feel care free and happy and shit
Stranger: second is me always
Stranger: so that's cool
Stranger: but yeah i don't drink too much when i do
Stranger: only real problem is i tend to smoke when i drink and smoking is not good for me i have (mild) asthma
Stranger: i never smoke when sober
Stranger: i know i contradicted myself
Stranger: about self control
Stranger: i'm not addicted
Stranger: it's just kind of like a compulsion or something, smoke when drinking
You: lol i doubt youre good at self control

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: from whr u?
You: netherlands
You: u?
Stranger: me fom india
Stranger: m/f?
You: thank you come again
You have disconnected.