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Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:38
So this is a topic for the recently joined user emichee.

Welcome Emichee were terribly sorry somebody used your pictures but these things happen. This is our silly forum where everybody is encouraged to act a bit nuts.

but before I go on here is a picture of a canary



Please join us and make your stay a happy one.

-Bosbeetle

boem-dikkiemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:39
Hello canary.
_Led_maandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:39
My english is not so very good so I hope I do not make any stupid mistakes when I say I hope you fall with your front teeth on a sidewalk-tile.
Airlockermaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:40


Krentenbol.
LangeJanmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:40
I am getting Deja Vu concerning the canary
Opa.Bakkebaardmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:40
quote:
Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:39 schreef _Led_ het volgende:
My english is not so very good so I hope I do not make any stupid mistakes when I say I hope you fall with your frontteeth on a sidewalk-tile.
gersmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:40
my english is very goed since i have lesson gevolgd with rob geus
TheDutchguymaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:40
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:40 schreef gers het volgende:
my english is very goed since i have lesson gevolgd with rob geus
Niet haten tegen Rob!
Sjaakzmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:41
How you doing?
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:41
quote:
Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:39 schreef _Led_ het volgende:
My english is not so very good so I hope I do not make any stupid mistakes when I say I hope you fall with bare your frontteeth in a big smile like the sun falling on a sidewalk-tile.
Come on you can do it. its hard but for once try
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:42
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:40 schreef LangeJan het volgende:
I am getting Deja Vu concerning the canary
its the bird of Christmas
Juicyhilmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:44
Hoi Emimich
timbobmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:44
Hello, I am a boy. I have learned good the english with muzzy
Pingwingeimaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:44
Bosbeetle is not the boss, he's actually a forrestbeetle
_Led_maandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:44
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:41 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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Come on you can do it. its hard but for once try
I hope I don't make any silly grammar mistakes when I say shut the fuck up !
Deamobilemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:44
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:47
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:44 schreef Deamobile het volgende:
[ afbeelding ]


here you go
De_Logicamaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:47
Hello new foreign users,

you are welcome, as long you post your boobs.

Greetings,
The_Logic.
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:47
quote:
Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:44 schreef Pingwingei het volgende:
Bosbeetle is not the boss, he's actually a forrestbeetle
nope forrestkever
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:48
quote:
Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:47 schreef De_Logica het volgende:
Hello new foreign users,

you are welcome, as long you post your boobs.

Greetings,
The_Logic.


You know how much manboobs this will yield?
Pingwingeimaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:48
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:47 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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nope forrestkever
a Folkswagon
PierreTTmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:50
Aha, so Krentenbol used the pictures! There comes the monkey out of the sleeve!
Folmermaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:52
Sure we can!

Excluding Turkish and Moroccan guests of course.
De_Logicamaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:52
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:48 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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You know how much manboobs this will yield?
Female boobs, off course.
appeltjapmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:54
Are zhe germanz welkomm zwei?
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 12:57
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:54 schreef appeltjap het volgende:
Are zhe germanz welkomm zwei?
Aber naturlich sie sind unsern nachbarn, sie sind welkomm ein taschen koffie zu nutsen mit ein küche (nur ein kleine nederlandischen küche nicht die große deutsche die haben wir nicht)
MB23maandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:00
quote:
Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:40 schreef LangeJan het volgende:
I am getting Deja Vu concerning the canary
Haven't you heard?
Sachertortemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:00
quote:
Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:54 schreef appeltjap het volgende:
Are zhe germanz welkomm zwei?
As they were in 1940?

Alex_Jonesmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:01
lol, laffing oud laut
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:04
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 13:00 schreef Sachertorte het volgende:

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As they were in 1940?

[ afbeelding ]
Even a donkey wouldnt hit his toes twice. However with unemployment going up in germany they might want to consider a leader that accomplish things.
_Led_maandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:07
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 13:04 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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Even a donkey wouldnt hit his toes twice
so what your saying is that if the germans don't invade again they are donkeys ?
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:08
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 13:07 schreef _Led_ het volgende:

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so what your saying is that if the germans don't invade again they are donkeys ?
Other way around they are not going to start a world war twice ermm ehhh three time
_Led_maandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:10
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 13:08 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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Other way around they are not going to start a world war twice ermm ehhh three time
Well, you say a donkey wouldn't hit his toe twice, so basically they had to start a worldwar the 2nd time just to prove they're not donkeys.
The 2nd world war could thus actually be seen as caused by the inventor of the "Even a donkey..." saying.
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:11
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 13:10 schreef _Led_ het volgende:

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Well, you say a donkey wouldn't hit his toe twice, so basically they had to start a worldwar the 2nd time just to prove they're not donkeys.
The 2nd world war could thus actually be seen as caused by the inventor of the "Even a donkey..." saying.
yes I blame the donkeys
Sachertortemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:26
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 13:08 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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Other way around they are not going to start a world war twice ermm ehhh three time
Well, they always win, even when you're not expecting it at all. I wouldn't be surprised when Guido Westerwelle is already silently building the new SS.
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 13:41
But enough about germans and warfare...

This topic is supposed to be a welcome mat you know.

Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 14:24
A nice collection of topics you can easilly join without having to speak dutch

Wat lees je nu? Deel 37 <-- what book have you read lately
Laatst gekochte CD/LP/MuziekDVD deel 57 <-- which cd have you bought recently
Welke film heb jij vandaag/pas gezien? Deel CXLVIII <-- which movie have you seen recently
murphyjenkinsmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 14:26
I hate this kind of faggotry
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 14:29
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 14:26 schreef murphyjenkins het volgende:
I hate this kind of faggotry
Explain yourself
appeltjapmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 14:38
Je peux parlez francaise en cette topique?
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 15:48
I think we have to wait until 10PM for emichee to post again.
appeltjapmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 15:58
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Op maandag 2 november 2009 15:48 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
I think we have to wait until 10PM for emichee to post again.
StacksOnDeckmaandag 2 november 2009 @ 15:59
¿Es la recepción española de las albóndigas?

[ Bericht 11% gewijzigd door StacksOnDeck op 02-11-2009 16:09:04 ]
Bosbeetlemaandag 2 november 2009 @ 16:06
What meatballs?
Bosbeetledinsdag 3 november 2009 @ 10:00
Well looks like one of our only foreign guests was chased away by danny
Emichieewoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:06
I won't stay in this forum, I have have read through the dutch in all the threads, the insults against my looks and person are very harsh.
I must be the ugliest woman on the planet...Morticia , Michael jackson, huge forehead, fake titts, weird knees, out of their league..
and that all from insecure people that have never posted a picture about themselves...they must be so pretty huh?

It is pointless dealing with the forum in a nice way, I will see what else I can do about the herassment. I had to close down all my websites because I was being herassed there too. My business is going down.

What have I done to deserve this?
stevenmac26woensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:28
quote:
Op woensdag 4 november 2009 03:06 schreef Emichiee het volgende:
I won't stay in this forum, I have have read through the dutch in all the threads, the insults against my looks and person are very harsh.
I must be the ugliest woman on the planet...Morticia , Michael jackson, huge forehead, fake titts, weird knees, out of their league..
and that all from insecure people that have never posted a picture about themselves...they must be so pretty huh?

It is pointless dealing with the forum in a nice way, I will see what else I can do about the herassment. I had to close down all my websites because I was being herassed there too. My business is going down.

What have I done to deserve this?
Ohh noes that this can in Netherlands!

I would like you to join me and my retard club at the Zaanse Schans so everybody can see you are not a winy trollop but a loving and very nice girl
PjotrXIIwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:32
FUCK THE FOREINGS! FUCK THE SYSYTEM
#ANONIEMwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:35
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Op woensdag 4 november 2009 03:32 schreef PjotrXII het volgende:
FUCK THE FOREINGS! FUCK THE SYSYTEM
You better not turn trough.
PjotrXIIwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:36
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Op woensdag 4 november 2009 03:35 schreef sig000 het volgende:

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You better not turn trough.
<INSERT> gave you a BRIBE!
#ANONIEMwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:38
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Op woensdag 4 november 2009 03:36 schreef PjotrXII het volgende:

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<INSERT> gave you a BRIBE!
Everybody make mistakes.
PjotrXIIwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:39
Okey. but..but.. I want to get in your country. I heard that you've got a good Uiytkerinchg SYSTEM!?
#ANONIEMwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:42
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Op woensdag 4 november 2009 03:39 schreef PjotrXII het volgende:
Okey. but..but.. I want to get in your country. I heard that you've got a good Uiytkerinchg SYSTEM!?
Sorry that system has gone up in flames.
PjotrXIIwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:43
The Schiphol-SYSTEM?!
#ANONIEMwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:44
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Op woensdag 4 november 2009 03:43 schreef PjotrXII het volgende:
The Schiphol-SYSTEM?!
You crazy fool.
PjotrXIIwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 03:44
Meet me at the corner of KLB and KLD.
Bosbeetlewoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 09:15
quote:
Op maandag 4 november 2009 03:06 schreef Emichiee het volgende:
I won't stay in this forum, I have have read through the dutch in all the threads, the insults against my looks and person are very harsh.
I must be the ugliest woman on the planet...Morticia , Michael jackson, huge forehead, fake titts, weird knees, out of their league..
and that all from insecure people that have never posted a picture about themselves...they must be so pretty huh?

It is pointless dealing with the forum in a nice way, I will see what else I can do about the herassment. I had to close down all my websites because I was being herassed there too. My business is going down.

What have I done to deserve this?
Im sorry to hear that. You shouldnt feel intimidated by a bunch of adolescent girls/guys. But try and be a little relaxed about it. its all about context if you would have posted your bikini foto's in the "sexy and gewaagd" topic people would be all like but thats not all that these forums are about. By the way what is so bad about being ugly I for one have made a ugly man topic here Het lelijke mannen topic deel 3 not that you are a ugly man ofcourse BTW you should look in the photobooks of the users theres an icon above each post there you can check how they look if they decided to post a picture.

With this topic I was trying to show that we can be a nice bunch however there's always a bit of black humor around.

Sad to see this this forum still is as always rude to newbies but I'll keep fighting windmill's and always welcome people kindly.
Salatrelwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 13:51
ai em rob from ze netherlands

dis foet is toe kolt!
-Datdus-woensdag 4 november 2009 @ 13:52
en wat is daar het praktisch nut van.
Bosbeetlewoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 13:54
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Op maandag 4 november 2009 13:52 schreef -Datdus- het volgende:
en wat is daar het praktisch nut van.
fresh blood
kikoooooowoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 14:21
quote:
Op woensdag 4 november 2009 03:06 schreef Emichiee het volgende:
I won't stay in this forum, I have have read through the dutch in all the threads, the insults against my looks and person are very harsh.
I must be the ugliest woman on the planet...Morticia , Michael jackson, huge forehead, fake titts, weird knees, out of their league..
and that all from insecure people that have never posted a picture about themselves...they must be so pretty huh?

It is pointless dealing with the forum in a nice way, I will see what else I can do about the herassment. I had to close down all my websites because I was being herassed there too. My business is going down.

What have I done to deserve this?
sandeshwoensdag 4 november 2009 @ 14:52
quote:
Op maandag 2 november 2009 12:40 schreef gers het volgende:
my english is very goed since i have lesson gevolgd with rob geus
Emichieevrijdag 6 november 2009 @ 08:30
quote:
Op woensdag 4 november 2009 09:15 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:

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Im sorry to hear that. You shouldnt feel intimidated by a bunch of adolescent girls/guys. But try and be a little relaxed about it. its all about context if you would have posted your bikini foto's in the "sexy and gewaagd" topic people would be all like but thats not all that these forums are about. By the way what is so bad about being ugly I for one have made a ugly man topic here Het lelijke mannen topic deel 3 not that you are a ugly man ofcourse BTW you should look in the photobooks of the users theres an icon above each post there you can check how they look if they decided to post a picture.

With this topic I was trying to show that we can be a nice bunch however there's always a bit of black humor around.

Sad to see this this forum still is as always rude to newbies but I'll keep fighting windmill's and always welcome people kindly.
I was trying to be relaxed at first, remember? But that went nowhere..it was not a big deal to me with krentenbol...I wanted:
- an explanation since this is kinda creepy, some guy using my pics
- my photos and links removed, since others have been looking me up on the net..posting on my myspace, flickr, sending me e-mails, bothering customers on my website, stolen their photos, written on my business website..the list goes on and on...Since I consult people over the net, clsoing down my site = loosing money...(and I would really like to be able to pay the rent next month or eat..<_<)

That is why I can't take it lightly...

I'm even now ignoring the harsh insults, people posting weird pictures...
I am in contact with Danny and hopefully all will be resolved soon.

PS: I checked out 'those' members photos...most don't have any up, they must be too pretty to reveal it...would blind us all I guess.
Bosbeetlevrijdag 6 november 2009 @ 08:39
quote:
Op maandag 6 november 2009 08:30 schreef Emichiee het volgende:

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I was trying to be relaxed at first, remember? But that went nowhere..it was not a big deal to me with krentenbol...I wanted:
- an explanation since this is kinda creepy, some guy using my pics
- my photos and links removed, since others have been looking me up on the net..posting on my myspace, flickr, sending me e-mails, bothering customers on my website, stolen their photos, written on my business website..the list goes on and on...Since I consult people over the net, clsoing down my site = loosing money...(and I would really like to be able to pay the rent next month or eat..<_<)

That is why I can't take it lightly...

I'm even now ignoring the harsh insults, people posting weird pictures...
I am in contact with Danny and hopefully all will be resolved soon.

PS: I checked out 'those' members photos...most don't have any up, they must be too pretty to reveal it...would blind us all I guess.
An explanation from krentebol is simple, he found some pretty pictures on the net and made up an alternate identity for himself on the interwebz

As for some practical advise make a nice introduction page on your business website with just a few small pictures. Then ask persons to become a member give them a password and let them access the rest of the site. Then if someone missuses your photo's you know who it is and you can kick him/her out.

The harsh insults should be taken as jest really most of the guys would not dare to talk to you when they would see you IRL.

And yes we Fok!ers are know for our beautifull looks especially the ones without a photobook.