| moewhahaha | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:01 |
| De ietwat pientere FOK!ertjes weten denk ik al wel wat de bedoeling is. Laten wij schuddebuiken en dijen kletsen om taalgarpjes (hihi, ik zei garpje). Breng het aan, teef! |
| Ladidadida | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:03 |
| I see bears on the road, this comes not good. |
| Dennis101 | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:04 |
| Watch out for the shavinglines. |
| Desunoto | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:04 |
quote: Yes, we all know how the fork in the steel sits. |
| moewhahaha | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:04 |
| Take him but! |
| TheSilentEnigma | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:06 |
| I am going to play bathminusbarrel. |
| Opa.Bakkebaard | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:06 |
| I want to thank your cock for this lovely dinner! |
| Dezeoptieslaikover | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:07 |
| You should not look a given horse in the back! |
| Desunoto | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:10 |
| de_boswachter just had his first period but the crew thought it was not for the pussy so they dismissed him on standing foot. |
| ScudRaket | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:14 |
| Don't forget to rape the balls after you play. |
| pisnicht | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:17 |
| I fock horses for a living. |
| rechtsom | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:18 |
Ik speel graag met poesjes!SPOILERGeen garp.. gewoon de waarheid! |
| rechtsom | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:19 |
| How do you do and how do you do your wife? |
| #ANONIEM | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:20 |
| Better one bird in zhe hand, then 10 in zhe air |
| reetveter | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:21 |
| Brb, ff fappen. |
| spijkerbroek | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:21 |
He has the clock hear toll, but knows not where the clapper hangs.
East west, home best.
That is cut cake for me, but still I put the plans in the fridge.
He jumped a hole in the air. |
| reetveter | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:22 |
| The apple does not fall far from the tree. |
| reetveter | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:24 |
quote: But first i will look the cat out of the tree. |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:25 |
Oh yes, this is always well a funny spell...  |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:27 |
This must we there in keeping...  |
| Timmor | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:28 |
| Now are the reapjes gear! |
| mstx | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:30 |
| I have a karvol modder. |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:33 |
Who his ass burns, must be happy that he not standed the other way around...  |
| donroyco | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:38 |
| You can better talk about your bike, than bike over your dick. |
| Jesse_ | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:43 |
| He's a real baconbuyer |
| ShizzleMyDizzle | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:48 |
The quarter falls  |
| pisnicht | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:52 |
| who the ball bounces can expect it back. |
| pisnicht | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:53 |
quote: Die bestaat gewoon exact zo in het engels. |
| jusdOrange | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:54 |
| Ah, on that bicycle! |
| donroyco | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:54 |
the sparrows are falling from the roof  |
| Het_hupt | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:55 |
The murp whistles as his beek is shaped  |
| mstx | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 16:56 |
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dutch_tongue_twisters  |
| spijkerbroek | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 17:03 |
quote: Doe dan meteen deze:
http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/
Daar heb je ze in tig verschillende talen, zoals Xhosa, Ga en Avar (ohja, ook Nederlands). |
| Boca_Raton | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:05 |
| Let but... |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:08 |
quote: No, no... what wanted you say? Now must you it saying too...  |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:09 |
quote: But then, through a link to posting, is the lol there all quick off...  |
| Boca_Raton | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:12 |
quote: Nee, wáár gebeurd hoor! |
| Boca_Raton | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:14 |
Mijn neef ging naar Duitsland. Hij zat aan de bar en zei tegen de bardame: "Darf Ich dir versuchen für ein Bier?"
Versuchen = proberen... |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:18 |
quote: My antword was too not really serious ment...  |
| Placenta | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:19 |
Who dodges the ball, may rape a sheep.  SPOILERWie de bal kaatst, mag een schaap verkrachten |
| Boca_Raton | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:21 |
quote: Ah, maar dass macht kein Flaus aus |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:22 |
quote:  |
| Placenta | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 18:22 |
It wit blows, shits next of the bush.SPOILERIet wiet waait schijt naast de heg |
| Levolution | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 19:12 |
Een Amerikaan rijd met een grote Amerikaanse wagenover een klein hollands plattelands - weggetje. Op onverklaarbare wijze verliest hij de macht over het stuur, en ramt een kippenhok. Waardoor een boer naar buiten komt en staat te mopperen. Waarop de Amerikaan zegt keep quiet. waar de boer boos op antwoord, Niets kiep kwijt, wel tien kiepen kwijt.SPOILER |
| nightcowboy | woensdag 19 augustus 2009 @ 19:52 |
| High trees catch much wind. |
| seatsniffer | donderdag 20 augustus 2009 @ 01:15 |
This topic is the little nose of the salmon!
I will lead you around the garden.
Little bean comes around his little wage. |
| Waaghals | donderdag 20 augustus 2009 @ 01:18 |
| Two flies in one punch |
| Sequencial | donderdag 20 augustus 2009 @ 15:27 |
Sorry that I am too late, I sat fast in the traffic.
Little mistake, thanks!
Do me a little topper and a breezer pineapple.
Hop Holland Hop, let the lion not stand in his little undershirt!
I feel that up my wooden shoes on.
Now we have the puppets on it dancing.
Better one bird in the hand than no hand. |
| karsh | donderdag 20 augustus 2009 @ 15:37 |
I feel it on my waterSPOILERik voel het aan mijn water lesbian john three little doubles!SPOILERpot jan drie dubbeltjes everything goes from a slate little roofSPOILERAlles gaat van een leien dakje you are standing for monkeySPOILERje staat voor aap |
| Antaresje | donderdag 20 augustus 2009 @ 15:42 |
Je vais vous donner une escalier pour votre derniere travailSPOILERIk ga je een trap voor je achterwerk geven |
| Baba-O-Riley | donderdag 20 augustus 2009 @ 18:54 |
quote: |
| Rickocum | donderdag 20 augustus 2009 @ 18:59 |
| I have nice sentence to pull |
| 8108139dpths | donderdag 20 augustus 2009 @ 18:59 |
* 8108139dpths pulls a can bear open...  |
| banapples | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 13:09 |
| How did you get that for eachother? |
| banapples | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 13:09 |
| Go with the banana !! |
| Dropdown | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 13:17 |
I have a pig in my brookSPOILEREr zit een varken in mijn vijvertje I fock horses!
Pardon?
Ja paarden!
The eekhoorn picks up the acornSPOILERDe eekhoorn pakt het eikeltje op. That's dick for eachother.SPOILERDat is dik voor mekaar! English is my greatest fuckSPOILEREngels is mijn beste vak Do you have a breadrooster?SPOILERHeb je een broodrooster? |
| 8108139dpths | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 13:20 |
quote: I believe there nothing from...  |
| Sequencial | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 13:33 |
quote:Do you have a breadrooster?
No but I have a tosti-icer, a dustsucker and an offsuckcap. |
| 8108139dpths | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 13:42 |
quote:
Dat 'dustsucker' wil ik IRL ook nog wel eens gebruiken... |
| Bomil | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 13:48 |
| there is shit on the marble |
| San0201 | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 14:29 |
i always get my sin.
Oh en eentje die mijn zwager weleens gebruikt heeft: "we are walking one day behind" |
| HoneyPop | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 14:38 |
| Get boobs now!! |
| Captain_Fabulous | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 14:53 |
| get boobs and stomach acid right now! |
| retuow82 | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 14:57 |
We're fucking the window!SPOILERwe naaien d'ruit! |
| verleiding | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 15:57 |
| We are looking through coffee thick. |
| Koepert | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 16:08 |
| They was under the covers for that operatie! |
| SwJ | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 16:08 |
quote: Zie je nou wel dat je hier moet zijn. |
| Koepert | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 16:10 |
quote:
... alleen tvp was ook zo lullig..
Laat me met rust!! |
| znarch | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 16:15 |
| |
| Gabbylicious | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 16:15 |
- Spring is in the air
- Neuh
- j'tadore
- Close the door yourself |
| MissSpooky | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 16:27 |
| Money that is stupid, makes right what bent is (and smart what is dumb) |
| Captain_Fabulous | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 16:41 |
| I thank you from the bottom of my heart and also from my wife's bottom. |
| Flabbelaar | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 17:23 |
The man made his breakfast. SPOILERDe man maakte zijn broek vast |
| Salvad0R | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 17:43 |
| ..make that the cat wise |
| Robbiev85 | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 20:20 |
| that hits as a pliers on a pig! |
| TheSilentEnigma | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 21:29 |
A strange duck in the bite.
To tie the cat on the bacon. |
| Hukkie | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 21:36 |
| It goes around the principal. |
| retuow82 | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 22:04 |
Can I thank your cock for the wonderfull meal that he made?SPOILEREn zo kan ik nog wel even doorgaan, heb een heel boekje vol in mijn kast staan |
| Captain_Fabulous | vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 @ 22:15 |
| That makes as much sense as a dick hitting a drum |
| TeringHenkie | zaterdag 22 augustus 2009 @ 02:17 |
quote: That hits like a dick on a drum. |
| banapples | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 17:32 |
| What holds that in? |
| Captain_Fabulous | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 17:33 |
| You are passing the border now! |
| Ripley | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 17:35 |
You are my rock in the burning!
Eerlijk gezegd door Maribelle in Sterren Dansen op het Ijs  |
| Captain_Fabulous | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 17:37 |
You make my hairs rise to the mountains!
That woman has hair on her teeth! |
| godigita | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 17:56 |
| I don't want to fall with the door in the house |
| 8108139dpths | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 18:00 |
quote: Where think you that the deurhandle for is?  |
| Graseter | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 18:01 |
| Who a hole digs for an other falls there self in |
| Dropdown | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 18:18 |
| Can you some bread in the breadrooster put? |
| banapples | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 18:18 |
| I have hungry |
| Aurelianus | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 18:19 |
quote: I agree with that, through the bank taken. |
| 8108139dpths | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 18:37 |
quote: You haves not yet eated yet? |
| retuow82 | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 19:48 |
| can you call me on my 'zero six' number? |
| murphyjenkins | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 20:22 |
| life's a beach |
| Pingwingei | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 20:26 |
the ship walked fast
and i ran there back on |
| SuperHarregarre | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 23:01 |
| Have you been completely torn from the pot?! Seriously, are you totally from the rats sniffed?! I can't tie a rope to it. Cock not so from your neck! |
| 8108139dpths | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 23:33 |
quote:Op dinsdag 1 september 2009 23:01 schreef SuperHarregarre het volgende:Have you been completely torn from the pot?! Seriously, are you totally from the rats sniffed?! I can't tie a rope to it. Cock not so from your neck! I cock not out my neck... I am heartsuffocate serieous... and there is nothing miss with my enlish... Englesh is my bestest language after dutch... |
| Koepert | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 23:34 |
| I Spiek English Ferry Well, aber nicht so schnell, maar dat komt nog wel.. |
| Drinky | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 23:39 |
| That comes dick for eachother |
| blckbb | dinsdag 1 september 2009 @ 23:53 |
| water with the wine throwen |
| Sequencial | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 11:58 |
What an unsentence! I have here no sin more in  |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 12:06 |
quote: Go then regular away, instead from here te zeuren...  |
| Pingwingei | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 12:14 |
| go to house if it you not on stand |
| De_Vink | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 12:16 |
| Some posts here are too evil for words |
| dribbel79 | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 12:30 |
| ga een hoofd |
| Sequencial | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 12:48 |
| Wind you not up, take it with a little grain of salt! |
| 91Vos | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 12:48 |
| Quiet lakes have deep pits. |
| Sequencial | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 12:50 |
| So if the little clock ticks at home, it ticks nowhere. |
| 8108139dpths | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 12:52 |
quote: ok... but ticks it now well or not?   |
| Captain_Fabulous | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 13:13 |
| If the litle clock ticks at home, you should also buy a watch |
| Captain_Fabulous | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 13:15 |
| But i think these last posts are getting a bit off the road |
| Sequencial | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 13:21 |
| I see through the trees the boss no more. |
| banapples | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 14:41 |
| What that there goes is it all one pot wet. |
| .Niels. | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 15:07 |
one zweluw makes it yet not summer yet
*tvp |
| blckbb | woensdag 2 september 2009 @ 17:58 |
| How find you it like if I your balls suck? |
| .Niels. | donderdag 3 september 2009 @ 10:02 |
| The cat is crabbing the curls form the stairs. |
| .Niels. | donderdag 3 september 2009 @ 10:02 |
X2
[ Bericht 100% gewijzigd door .Niels. op 03-09-2009 10:02:22 ] |
| sjoemie1985 | donderdag 3 september 2009 @ 10:35 |
| when the calf is verdrunken, you dump the put |
| Karstman | donderdag 17 september 2009 @ 15:26 |
| Now the heck is from the damn |
| Captain_Fabulous | donderdag 17 september 2009 @ 15:51 |
| We do this in a John Farmers whistle way |
| BereNDD | donderdag 17 september 2009 @ 16:02 |
| with the door in house falling |
| Shadeauw | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 00:27 |
| The pot is calling the kettle that he black sees |
| Aardappelbeertje | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 00:33 |
| Now it is going to be up or to be under |
| LangeJan | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 00:59 |
I saw two bears making sandwiches, o, it was a miracle!
But in everyone's case, this topic doesn't expand my trousers |
| 8108139dpths | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 09:59 |
wee it wait may it saying  |
| Captain_Fabulous | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 13:57 |
| Let's get the bullet through the church. |
| Kerol | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 15:03 |
| you must it learn at an old bike |
| Frankii | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 15:12 |
| You must a given horse not in the back kijken! |
| Sequencial | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 17:55 |
- I am a fokker, I fok horses.
- Pardon?!
- Yes, paarden! |
| M-unit | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 17:58 |
| let's not play panickfootball |
| M-unit | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 17:58 |
| i have a piece in my collar |
| SuperHarregarre | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 19:08 |
| Throw here once a little lock on. |
| DjinN | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 20:26 |
if the cat is from home, the mais dances on the table  |
| Kerol | zaterdag 19 september 2009 @ 20:26 |
quote: mais?
mice |
| Karstman | dinsdag 22 september 2009 @ 13:42 |
| That makes me the piss not lukewarm. |
| Watuntrik | dinsdag 22 september 2009 @ 15:33 |
All is the lie still so fast
the truth retrieves it at last
|
| blckbb | dinsdag 22 september 2009 @ 15:35 |
| A little lie for best will |
| Watuntrik | dinsdag 22 september 2009 @ 15:44 |
Better one c*nt in the hand
Than the air of ten..
|
| Lano | donderdag 24 september 2009 @ 11:19 |
its bearscold in here!  |
| banapples | donderdag 24 september 2009 @ 19:35 |
Ik weet er ook nog 1
ohw nee.. let but |
| Lano | woensdag 30 september 2009 @ 18:06 |
| truth as a cow |
| De_Groentenboer | woensdag 30 september 2009 @ 18:44 |
| I like turn around bitches 14.gif |
| Hukkie | woensdag 30 september 2009 @ 19:42 |
| The kok has done a great job |
| svdheijden | donderdag 1 oktober 2009 @ 11:33 |
| The pot blames the kettle it sees black |
| DjinN | donderdag 1 oktober 2009 @ 11:37 |
| There sits it the button |
| Karstman | donderdag 1 oktober 2009 @ 12:32 |
quote: No there wrings the shoe. |
| Jeej | donderdag 1 oktober 2009 @ 14:08 |
| I am writing this while I am on my school |
| DjinN | donderdag 1 oktober 2009 @ 14:11 |
quote: oh yes yes...but you know:
The target saints the middles to unwring the shoe |
| jpg97 | donderdag 17 december 2009 @ 20:46 |
| shave you away! |
| jpg97 | donderdag 17 december 2009 @ 20:46 |
| good kick ! |
| Karstman | donderdag 17 december 2009 @ 21:29 |
| I find there no clap on. |
| InAeternum | donderdag 17 december 2009 @ 21:37 |
| This meeting is walking out |
| Hukkie | donderdag 17 december 2009 @ 21:39 |
| Are there any handshoes available, it's cold outside. |
| TeringHenkie | donderdag 17 december 2009 @ 21:46 |
quote: And if we a opiniondifference get, then walks it probably out the hand |
Op woensdag 19 augustus 2009 16:01 schreef moewhahaha het volgende:
Op woensdag 19 augustus 2009 16:04 schreef Desunoto het volgende:
Op vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 16:08 schreef Koepert het volgende: