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In the summer of 2011 one movie will fok! you up!..... Miramax presents: A Paul Verhoeven/Jan de Bont Production directed by Fluffy_Augurk:
Fok! the Movie! Starring worlds most critically acclaimed actor and gardner Patch as Harry Patch special agent of FMT
Harry Patch used to be a government agent but now he spends his days drunk or on his way to drunkness. He was a POW in the deadly prisoncamp Namur, during the Battle of the Lowlands for almost 2 years. He escaped but left his best friend Fred Hornage behind. The government accused Harry Patch of betrayal and turned their back on him. Harry Patch sought comfort in cheap booze and sleazy women. His former boss General DyonvBaal comes to see him and informs him that his buddy Fred Hornage is still alive in Namur. Harry wants to redeem himself and sobers up. He and a crack commando unit go to Namur. The commando's are the fearless Captain Zoot, Dopkoe heavymachinegunner, the sniper skittleman, communicationsofficer Falco,Tunnelexpert Flitspaal,Navajo pathfinder Lonewolf and demolitionsexpert Intrepidivity. They cross the Belgium border and hook up with the leader of the Flanders Partizans SamuelofSEK. He informs them that Fred Hornage is held hostage by the Belgium Junta lead by a mysterious man who goes by the alias of Chielus. A sleazy mediatycoon billionaire who has a deadly device called the Fok! Fred Hornage tried to steal the Fok! and kill his inventor madprofessor Gillingham. The commando's and the partizans get ambushed by a elite team of assassins lead by the sadistic fighting machine Mr A. His team contains the overagressive ironfisted Tombolafan, the torture expert Mennoson, the knifethrowingduo Victorinox and Sheridana, Machine Gun Mike and Gorro the Shinobi. They kill captain Zoot, Skittleman and Flitspaal. Dopekoe, Intrepidivity and resistance leader SamuelofSEK are taken to Namur. Patch escapes with Lonewolf and Falco. They are going after their buddies. When they almost reach them Falco turns out to be a traitor. He shoots Lonewolf through the head with a silenced pistol. Patch and Falco fight but Falco manages to shoot Patch 4 times. Falco takes off. Patch is found by a priest called SaintofKillers. He brings him to a hospital. Patch falls in love with the young doctor Wyccie. SaintofKillers and Wyccie turn out te be the other leaders of the resistance. Together they go to Namur to fight Chielus and his band of psychopaths and save the world from the doom that the Fok! will bring and destroy Belgium so Dutch people will be in France sooner......
Stansfield: I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven.
Mathilda: I am already grown up, I just get older.
Mathilda: I think we'll be OK here, Leon.
Winnaar Josh Holloway Award 2009 en Remy Bonjasky Award 2009