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Today, my grandpa died. I decided to call my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit: "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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Today, I was at my friends birthday party, dancing bare foot because my feet hurt from the heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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Op maandag 15 juni 2009 20:19 schreef Juicyhil het volgende:
Tong80

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Op maandag 15 juni 2009 20:22 schreef RickoKun het volgende:
GOEDE KLACHT!

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Op maandag 15 juni 2009 20:18 schreef Drizzt_DoUrden het volgende:
Ja mensen www.fmylife.com
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Game on!

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Op maandag 15 juni 2009 20:22 schreef RickoKun het volgende:
GOEDE KLACHT!

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Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML