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You: hi
Stranger: hi hi hi hi hihi ihiihihihihihihi
Stranger: wats up?
You: i'm happy
Stranger: ME TOOO
You: it's my birthday!
Stranger: OMG
You: why are you happy?
Stranger: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Stranger: how old?
You: thanx!
You: 17
You: u?
Stranger: im happy coz its your bday =)
You: ^^
Stranger: so did u get any pressies today?
You: I'm having a party tonight
Stranger: hey....
Stranger: why wasn't i invited??
Stranger: =(
You: It's 2PM
Stranger: hahaha
You: Well, pass by if you want
Stranger: im in australia
Stranger: lollll
You: I'm in holland
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: have a good one

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ?
Stranger: where you from.
You: Oh, Leeuwarden
Stranger: ok hallo
Stranger: ik uit maastricht
You: YUCK
You: Een Limburger.
Stranger: nou dankje
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You: Hi
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 20
You: How old are you not?
Stranger: im 15
You: I asked you how old you were not. Not how old you were.
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You: Allright, I'm giving you another chance.
Stranger: what?
You: Oh come on, as if you don't remember our last conversation.
You: I've talked with 'Stranger' before.
Stranger: but iam not the one you talked to last time,
You: You told me that a few times now.
You: If it didn't work the last time, why should I believe you now?
Stranger: no,that's impossible, i just connect on
Stranger: you are kidding me, are you?
You: Then why is your nick 'Stranger' too?
You: You just all happen to have the same name.
You: Sure.
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello there
You: i'm from holland, where the fuck you from?
Stranger: Newfoundland
You: ohhh
You: canada
Stranger: oh yes
You: we'll give you something to cry aboot!

Bazensite

You: where u from
Stranger: pakistan
You: u like girls
Stranger: are you on of them
Stranger: ??
You: i have a G from pakistan, he's dealing in bombs c4 and shite
You: who?
Stranger: haha....
Stranger: are you a boy or girl
You: i was born as a boy and recently had a sexchange but I didnt have enough cash to remove my wiener
Stranger: oh .... thts fine
You: you like it?
Stranger: atleast you are different
You: shall we meet? you like meat?
Stranger: if thats not youra
You: I have a cousin from Thailand and she's a prostitute
You: with a dick
Stranger: wow
You: you like?
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: what else
Stranger: i m finding it quite amusing to know about your mutat family
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Stranger: ?
You: Oy.
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: I haven't flushed my toilet in a month.
You: You can knit a pullover with all the hair in the the drainage of my shower.
You: The dishes in my house have been unwashed for 3 years.
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Stranger: 囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧 老衲?
You: wt..?
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You: netherlands
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You: hoi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: whats your names
You: 50 cent
Stranger: wow, im eminem
Stranger: so thats cool
You: i'm black
Stranger: im white
You: can I be your slave
Stranger: sex slave
You: no
You: working slave
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Op zondag 19 april 2009 14:59 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:04 schreef Ensaf het volgende:

[..]

Geniaal.

Eerste leuke post in dit topic.

Alleen nog ouder dan de internets _!

Stranger: DEUTSCHLAND!
You: WELL HELLO THERE
You: HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING!?!?!?
Stranger: WIR DEUTSCHEN DEUTSCHEN IN DEUTSCHLAND!
You: IS EVERYBODY OUT THERE DOING ALL RIGHT????
You: YES I UNDERSTAND YOUR FROM GERMANY
Stranger: JAWOHL!
You: BUT I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION WITH EVERYONE

Hij wil geen gesprek voeren

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 14:59 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:

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You: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
Stranger: what happend ?
You: IT SEEMS EVERYTHING IS JUST FANTASY
You: IM CONFUSED
You: FEELS LIKE
You: IM CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
Stranger: r u in a bad mood ?
You: THERES NO FUCKING ESCAPE FROM REALITY
Stranger: r u in a bad mood ?
You: AND WHEN I OPEN MY EYES
Stranger: we can have a chat
You: AND I TRY TO LOOK UP TO THE SKY
You: I SEE
You: YES I SEE
You: I REALIZE
You: I AM JUST A POOR BOY
You: I NEED NO SYMPATHY FROM NOONE
Stranger: i'm a poor boy too
You: BECAUSE I AM EASY COME
You: AND THEN I AM EASY GO
You: SOME TIMES A LITTLE HIGH
You: BUT OFTEN LOW
Stranger: where r u ?
You: I AM IN MORDOR
You: AND ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
You: I FLEW INTO MORDOR
Stranger: sorry , i must to leave no
You: WHY
You: DO NOT LEAVE ME
You: I NEED YOU
You: I AM CONFUSED
Stranger: se u
Stranger: see u
You: WAT
You: NO
You: DONT GO
You: HELP ME
Stranger: ok
You: I NEED TO KNOW IS THIS REAL LIFE
Stranger: just tell me what happend
You: I ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE THING
You: ITS SURREAL\
Stranger: yes ,it is the reallive
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Hier lopen al reeksen van in GC

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:15 schreef afcajos het volgende:
Hier lopen al reeksen van in GC

Ga je toch lekker daar heen!

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:15 schreef afcajos het volgende:
Hier lopen al reeksen van in GC

en ONZ was er zelfs als eerste mee

You: hi
Stranger: oh my god
You: ?
Stranger: oh my god
You: i'm god
You: can i help you
Stranger: me too ahahah
Stranger: ok stop XD
Stranger: where are you from?
You: germany
Stranger: fuck
You: you?
Stranger: i'm a nigga

You: hii
Stranger: smoke weed every day?
You: yes
Stranger: chillll
You: you 2?
Stranger: where u from?
You: amsterdam
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: heeuj nederland
Stranger: hengelo hier
You: de gekste
Stranger: toeval
You: inderdaad
You: fok?
Stranger: fok
Stranger: geenstijl?
You: kut
You: nee
Stranger: dang

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm Obama and I approve this message
Stranger: really? thats nice
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm great
You: I'm the leader of the world, how else can I be?
You: so who are you?
Stranger: no, you're not the leader of the world. you are the president of America
Stranger: i am a fish
You: Wrong, I lead the world with pinky
You: I'm the brain ofcourse
You: I suspect you're Osama.
Stranger: of course, how could i have thought anything different
You: Is that true?
Stranger: i am not
Stranger: im a fish
Stranger:
You: I'm the bait
Stranger: i thought you were the brain
You: Uhm
You: true.
You: I bring change.
You: Change to the world.
Stranger: are you a bit confused as to who you are right now?
You: No/
Stranger: but you said you were obama to begin with
You: I'm Obama and I'm talking with Osama
Stranger: im a fish!!
You: I gotta hand it to you, you blew those towers damn nice..
Stranger: i did nothing of the sort
You: when are we gonna hang out again?
Stranger: i am a fish....huh?
You: you know chilling with churchill and such..
You: Bush is not invited.
You: He screwed my wife.
Stranger: i hate to break it to you but churchil died some time ago...
Stranger: *gasp* yo liked it though
Stranger: you*
You: That's what you think.
Stranger: alright then...
You: Osama, did you forget our plans already?
Stranger: i am a fish!
Stranger: *i pee on you*
Stranger:
You: Codename fish, smart guy
You: Security told me this connection was safe
Stranger: are you sure about that?
You: there is no need to talk with codenames
You: yes we're talking through the pentagon
Stranger: really?
Stranger: so you're in the pentagon right now?
You: Satelite connection..
Stranger: wow, im only in the square
You: No I'm in the white House
Stranger:
You: but the connection is wired to the Pentagon
Stranger: ok then...
Stranger: why would my internet be wired to the pentagon?
You: My connection to yours
You: just to ensure we're on the safe side
You: we wouldn't want no paki to be hacking our chats
Stranger: ok then...i'll believe you....for now
Stranger: you're a little rasist arent you?
Stranger: *gasp*
You: Absolutely not
You: I'm a world leader
Stranger: alrighty then...
You: How CAN I be a rasist?
You: racist*
Stranger: very easliy
Stranger: easily*
You: I bring change and I'll ban all racism.
You: But we're getting offtopic
You: How are you doing in your cave?
Stranger: ok then...whats on topic?....i dont have a cave, im living in a tree
You: Codename tree was?
You: Oh wait, you moved?
Stranger: what? no i've always lived in a tree
You: I'm sorry if some rockets landed on your cave
You: But I had to fool some people
Stranger: i need to be up high so i can pee on people
Stranger: its alright, you have a rubbish aim
You: This crack you gave me is shit
You: I want real Talibani heroin mister
You: When are you gonna send me some with Fedex?
Stranger: i have no idea what you're talking about...i thought i sent you tequilla instead...its much better than drugs
You: We drunk all the tequilla already
You: With Arnold.
Stranger: oh...sorry, i dont have any more
Stranger: arnold?
Stranger: i think i know who you're talking about
You: He is now chilling in California
You: being the governor
Stranger: cool
Stranger: he getting better weather than me then
You: You want another job?
Stranger: it depends what it will be
You: Detroit needs some people.
You: I'm gonna kick out the CEO of General Motors
You: he wasted all the money I gave him
You: Do you want to apply for his position?
You: First we need to make you all over
Stranger: i think first i would have to travel to the USA
You: I'll send you my jet.
You: Or wait, you'll fly right?
Stranger: i have wings!
You: FABULOUS
Stranger: i know"
Stranger: !
You: So don't land on Ground Zero will you?
You: I'm getting a new appartment there
You: Land on WallStreet instead
You: gives me a good chance to get loose
You: this job I have stresses me out man
Stranger: i have a bad sense of direction so i might be a bit off
You: Take your time.
You: Guest house is ready anytime.
You: And don't forget tea is at four.
You: My wife is calling me, gonna have to let the dog out
Stranger: why four? why not five?
You: and damn that animal is ugly
Stranger: you have a dog?
You: Yeah bought a new one
Stranger: cool
You: children won the bet
You: and I'm screwed
Stranger: what bet? to get a new dog?
You: If I were to become president the children could get a new dog
You: thank god it's no puppy
Stranger: ooooh....haha
You: So, I'll see you at four?
Stranger: no! i'll get lost!
You: buy a TomTom?
You: dude.
Stranger: what? why?
You: Navigation dude.
You: I have one with me all the time
Stranger: okaay...
Stranger: i dont think it'll help
You: It even tells me how to change direction
Stranger: alright then...
Stranger: *gives you funny look*
You: YOU JOKING WITH ME?


Dit is echt te gaar!

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:46 schreef Mendeljev het volgende:


Dit is echt te gaar!

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You: jeweetog
Stranger: kijk ^^
Stranger: asl?
You: are you dutch?
Stranger: ja
You: of ik adsl heb? ja man
Stranger: nee asl? age?sex?location
You: oooooo
You: 14 geen maagd amsterdam
Stranger: sex is m/f
Stranger: ikke 18 m Leiden
You: m/f?
Stranger: male/female
You: aha
You: haha
You: v
Stranger: k lol
You: dussss
Stranger: jaja
Stranger: doe je aan sport?
You: heb je zin in sex? weleens met minderjarig gedaan?
You: ja cheerliede
Stranger: ben je gestoord ofzo
You: sorry:$ ik ben btje geil whaha
Stranger: yea right -.-
Stranger: sletterig dus
You: egt waar
You: neeehhh
Stranger: niet? nou lijkt er anders op
You: ik ben zo trug w8 ff
You: hoe heet je?
Stranger: jeroen.. jij?
You: astrid
Stranger: k
You: heb je een vriendin?
Stranger: nee
Stranger: jij?
You:
You: ik heb tveel vriendinen
You: hahahaa
Stranger: ah lesbo dus?
You: ik heb ut weleens met een meisje gedaan
You: wel geil hoor
You: maar ik wil liever zelf geneukt worden >P
Stranger: zoiezo dat je geen 14 bent
Stranger: of je bent gestoord
You: ik ben egt 14 hoor
Stranger: jahoor en ik ben sinterklaas
You: mogen 14jarige geen sex hebben ofsoo?
You: jij bent geen 18
Stranger: tuurlijk wel.. maar hoe je erover praat je behoorlijk gestoord... gaat er beetje met vreemden over praten
Stranger: je mag nog geeneens alcohol lol..
Stranger: volgens mij ben je nog geeneens vruchtbaar...
You: mag ik toch zelf wete?
Stranger: tuurlijk
Stranger: mag ik ook toch?
You: ik krijg altijd alcohol mee bij de albert heijn
You: maar vorige x vroegen ze id
You: en toen moest ik iemand anders laten halen haha
Stranger: no kidding
You: egt waar
Stranger: je meent t
You: ik kom wel gwoon koffiesjop binnen
Stranger: koffiesjop?
You: ja
Stranger: das geeneens een woord
You: waar je wiet kan halen enso
You: boeie
Stranger: koffieshop heet zo iets
You: je snapt tog wat ik bedoel? of niet
Stranger: ja dus?
You: sorry hoor ik ben btje dislekties
You: maarjaaa
You: wat ga je vandaag doen?
Stranger: niks
You: gesellig..
Stranger: zekers... heerlijk
You: heb je geen hobbys?
Stranger: tuurlijk wel
You: waarom zo saai dan? whaha
Stranger: omdat ik na weken om 6 uur opstaan het wel zo lekker vind
You: heb je hyves?
Stranger: nee.. das echt lame
You: 6 uur? woojo
You: hoeso?
Stranger: gwn.. je hebt paginaatje.. beter dit of msn..
You: maar dit is toch zaai? er zitten ook veul mensen buiten nederland
Stranger: nou en? als ze in nl zitten ontmoet je ze toch ook niet?
You: en je kan nix buhalve chatte
Stranger: maakt mij niet.. of nl of china ofzo
Stranger: ja hyves is niks anders
Stranger: kan je ook alleen maar chatten
You: als ze lekker zijn spreek ik met ze af
You: op hyves
You: als het niet te ver is ofso haha
You: niet in groningen ofso
Stranger: ja dach t ff niet.. krijg je gestoorde mensen voor je neus
Stranger: nou ik hou het gwn bij mn echte vrienden
You: ja 1 x werd ik bijna verkracht maar toen werd ik geholpen door een man die dat toevallig zag
You: maar ik soreek nu al1 af als ik ze btje vertrouw enso
Stranger: nou.. vind ik ook niet raar hoe je doet..
You: maar ik had dat aan die oprichter van hyves verteld en die heeft toen de politie ingeligt
You: maarjaa
Stranger: en wat vinden je ouders ervan?
You: sommige mensen zijn ziek
Stranger: volgens mij heb ik er nu eentje voor me?
You: ik heb ze dat niet verteld ik schaamde me er voor
You: hoeso? ik ben niet ziek hoor
Stranger: je ligt de politie in.. en de politie vraagt niet nar je ouders?
Stranger: want die zijn namelijk verantwoordelijk over jou
You: nee die man van hyves had de politie gebeld
Stranger: en dan?
You: wat en dan?
Stranger: nou wat heeft de politie eraan?
Stranger: die willen jou ook horen
Stranger: jij weet hoe die eruit ziet
Stranger: en kan zeggen wat er gebeurde
Stranger: politie heeft er niks aan
Stranger: altijd met het slachtoffer praten
You: ik weet niet ik heb nix meer gehoord verder
Stranger: nee.. raar he
You: he ik ben zo trug xx w8 ff
You: ben je nog maaagd?
Stranger: ja
You: je bent 18?
Stranger: ja
Stranger: nou en?
You: nog nooit vriendin gehad?
You: ga je nooit uit ofso
Stranger: nooit een echte nee
You: omg
You: sorry als ik je beledig:$ maar je bent tog geen nerd?
Stranger: nee, hangt ervan af wat je nerd vind
Stranger: waarom moet je nerd zijn als je maagd bent?
Stranger: gwn nog leuk iemand gevonde...
Stranger: niet
You: als je veel achter compueter zit en spelletje speelt enso
You: en g1 vriende
Stranger: dan ben ik het niet
You: heb je ook nog nooit gezoend?
Stranger: nope
You: omg..
You: ik ga zo de stad in
You: xx
Stranger: k
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