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I've got a good selection of things on sale, stranger

het is niet traag?

Je moet ook niet verwachten dat er serieuze gesprekken uit komen he.

TS kan gewoon niet communiceren _!

kut website Voor mensen die geen vrienden hebben

wat een site, ik loop mensen wijs te maken dat ik uit mogadishu kom

ik praatte net met een FOK!KER maar hij disconnecte weer snel

Stranger: ciao
You: hi
Stranger: where from ?
You: deutschland
You: et toi?
You: and you
Stranger: oh we're neighbours!:D
Stranger: i'm dutch
You: ik eigenlijk ook wel

You: ahoy!
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: China and you ??
You: from everywhere and nowhere
You: i sail the seven seas
You: im a pirate
You: yarrrrrrrrrrrr
You: do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are pirate!
You: yarhar tiddle dee dee
You: you have pirates in china?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: why not?
You: kthxbai

ik praate net met iemand die heel dichtbij woonde

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 12:14 schreef Rosbief het volgende:
I've got a good selection of things on sale, stranger

Episch spel

Stranger: maar ik luister naar master of puppets
You: kut voor je
You: ik bedoel:oh?
Stranger: nee man
Stranger: kijk, je verneukt het dus weer
You: nee niet, ik probeerde het goed te maken!
You: ik toon interesse.
Stranger: je bent gewoon een vieze verneukerdje
Stranger: ja.
Stranger: ga naar je dumpert
Stranger: of je geenstijl
Stranger: of je fok
You: sterker nog, ik ben eigenlijk een vrouw
Stranger: of waar je ook vandaan komt
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: die is leuk
You: HAHAHAHAHA!1
Stranger: haha
Stranger: goeie :d
You: pics van tieten?
Stranger: naw
Stranger: kgeloof je wel

mensen die hopen dat je een vrouw bent opzoek naar sex

You: hi
Stranger: Poo
You: do you ship to the netherlands?
Stranger: Yes
You: oh, what kind of stuff do you ship?
Stranger: Staplers
You: can i order some staplers?
You: i love staplers
You: althoug i once stapled in my left thumb
Stranger: You will need to order them
You: how many?
Stranger: Do you want ones with or without staples?
You: with please
Stranger: Then the minimum order is 10 000
You: staples or staplers?
Stranger: Staplers
Stranger: They all come with two staples
You: colour?
You: i like pink
Stranger: We do not have pink
You: oh
You: very light brown then?
Stranger: No
You: obama colour
You: oh
Stranger: No
You: rainbow?
Stranger: No
You: what colours do you have?
Stranger: Only one
You: what is it?
Stranger: Color #246
You: oh i hate that colour
You: \sorry
You: kthxbai

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: do you ship to the netherlands?
Stranger: ship what
You: antyhing
Stranger: y u ask
You: important!
Stranger: y is it
You: maybe i can order some thai hookers
You: happy ending

geen humor die gasten

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 13:22 schreef padlarf het volgende:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: do you ship to the netherlands?
Stranger: ship what
You: antyhing
Stranger: y u ask
You: important!
Stranger: y is it
You: maybe i can order some thai hookers
You: happy ending

geen humor die gasten

ik wil met jou praten:P
alleen dan zonder te weten
net dacht iemand dat ik adolf hitler was

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you ship to the netherlands?
Stranger: yes
You: what do you ship?
Stranger: potatos
You: potato ships
You:

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You: fine you?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: pretty good. i'm from latvia
Stranger: you?
You: i'm from thailand
You: sucky sucky 5 dollahs
You: love you long time

What if I accidently the whole fleshlight?

Snappen ze ook niet.

Laatst nog met een Australiër gepraat over de meest efficiënte manieren om backpackers af te maken.

Smerige backpackers.

en nu kom ik van pluto en 'stranger' van jupiter
mijn planeet heeft geen oorlog altijd mooi weer. net zoiets als een hippy wereld alleen dan zonder hippy's
en de zijne is oranje meer zinnigs heb ik nog niet gelezen

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: what's up
Stranger: Nothing at all. You?
You: i'm fine
You: where you from?
Stranger: Good to hear
Stranger: USA, you?
You: Amsterdam
Stranger: ok
Stranger: How old are you?
You: you know;)?
Stranger: Know what?
You: wanna some weed?
Stranger: No, I will probably loose my job then.
You: what's your job?
Stranger: I'm a Mercenary, what do you work with?
Stranger: Mercanary*
You: mercenary of what?
You: i'm the president of the usa
Stranger: Ok... Well i work for Xe (Blackwater)
You: great
You: you fucked iraqi girls?
Stranger: No, it doesn't come with my job description
You: but you did it?
Stranger: Nope, I have got a wife.
You: so what?
You: come to amsterdam, fly and high
Stranger: Just beacuse we merc's are seen as arse's. We, atleast I don't cheat on my wife.
You: but your wife cheated with me
Stranger: If that would be the truth, I would have already been sitting at your house trying to get rid of a dead body...
You: she have nice boobies
Stranger: Well, my salary paid for them.
You: and she had a nice pussy

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: asl = age sex location
Stranger: u know
Stranger:
You: ah that thing
You: 89
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ..
You: female
You: usa
Stranger: 89 ? really
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: 27
You: female
You: brasil
You: you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: male
Stranger: germany
You: than we're neighbours
You: i'm comming from niederlanden
Stranger: cool
Stranger: nice
Stranger: rotterdan?
You: neee
Stranger: kkk
You: betrapt:P?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: nothing
You: bye chus

Een ADHD persoon ofzo...

You: hi
Stranger: hi hi hi hi hihi ihiihihihihihihi
Stranger: wats up?
You: i'm happy
Stranger: ME TOOO
You: it's my birthday!
Stranger: OMG
You: why are you happy?
Stranger: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Stranger: how old?
You: thanx!
You: 17
You: u?
Stranger: im happy coz its your bday =)
You: ^^
Stranger: so did u get any pressies today?
You: I'm having a party tonight
Stranger: hey....
Stranger: why wasn't i invited??
Stranger: =(
You: It's 2PM
Stranger: hahaha
You: Well, pass by if you want
Stranger: im in australia
Stranger: lollll
You: I'm in holland
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: have a good one

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ?
Stranger: where you from.
You: Oh, Leeuwarden
Stranger: ok hallo
Stranger: ik uit maastricht
You: YUCK
You: Een Limburger.
Stranger: nou dankje
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You: Hi
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 20
You: How old are you not?
Stranger: im 15
You: I asked you how old you were not. Not how old you were.
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You: Allright, I'm giving you another chance.
Stranger: what?
You: Oh come on, as if you don't remember our last conversation.
You: I've talked with 'Stranger' before.
Stranger: but iam not the one you talked to last time,
You: You told me that a few times now.
You: If it didn't work the last time, why should I believe you now?
Stranger: no,that's impossible, i just connect on
Stranger: you are kidding me, are you?
You: Then why is your nick 'Stranger' too?
You: You just all happen to have the same name.
You: Sure.
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello there
You: i'm from holland, where the fuck you from?
Stranger: Newfoundland
You: ohhh
You: canada
Stranger: oh yes
You: we'll give you something to cry aboot!

Bazensite

You: where u from
Stranger: pakistan
You: u like girls
Stranger: are you on of them
Stranger: ??
You: i have a G from pakistan, he's dealing in bombs c4 and shite
You: who?
Stranger: haha....
Stranger: are you a boy or girl
You: i was born as a boy and recently had a sexchange but I didnt have enough cash to remove my wiener
Stranger: oh .... thts fine
You: you like it?
Stranger: atleast you are different
You: shall we meet? you like meat?
Stranger: if thats not youra
You: I have a cousin from Thailand and she's a prostitute
You: with a dick
Stranger: wow
You: you like?
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: what else
Stranger: i m finding it quite amusing to know about your mutat family
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Stranger: boy
Stranger: ?
You: Oy.
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: I haven't flushed my toilet in a month.
You: You can knit a pullover with all the hair in the the drainage of my shower.
You: The dishes in my house have been unwashed for 3 years.
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You: wt..?
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You: hoi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: whats your names
You: 50 cent
Stranger: wow, im eminem
Stranger: so thats cool
You: i'm black
Stranger: im white
You: can I be your slave
Stranger: sex slave
You: no
You: working slave
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Op zondag 19 april 2009 14:59 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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Eerste leuke post in dit topic.

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:04 schreef Ensaf het volgende:

[..]

Geniaal.

Eerste leuke post in dit topic.

Alleen nog ouder dan de internets _!

Stranger: DEUTSCHLAND!
You: WELL HELLO THERE
You: HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING!?!?!?
Stranger: WIR DEUTSCHEN DEUTSCHEN IN DEUTSCHLAND!
You: IS EVERYBODY OUT THERE DOING ALL RIGHT????
You: YES I UNDERSTAND YOUR FROM GERMANY
Stranger: JAWOHL!
You: BUT I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION WITH EVERYONE

Hij wil geen gesprek voeren

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 14:59 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:

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You: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
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You: IT SEEMS EVERYTHING IS JUST FANTASY
You: IM CONFUSED
You: FEELS LIKE
You: IM CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
Stranger: r u in a bad mood ?
You: THERES NO FUCKING ESCAPE FROM REALITY
Stranger: r u in a bad mood ?
You: AND WHEN I OPEN MY EYES
Stranger: we can have a chat
You: AND I TRY TO LOOK UP TO THE SKY
You: I SEE
You: YES I SEE
You: I REALIZE
You: I AM JUST A POOR BOY
You: I NEED NO SYMPATHY FROM NOONE
Stranger: i'm a poor boy too
You: BECAUSE I AM EASY COME
You: AND THEN I AM EASY GO
You: SOME TIMES A LITTLE HIGH
You: BUT OFTEN LOW
Stranger: where r u ?
You: I AM IN MORDOR
You: AND ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
You: I FLEW INTO MORDOR
Stranger: sorry , i must to leave no
You: WHY
You: DO NOT LEAVE ME
You: I NEED YOU
You: I AM CONFUSED
Stranger: se u
Stranger: see u
You: WAT
You: NO
You: DONT GO
You: HELP ME
Stranger: ok
You: I NEED TO KNOW IS THIS REAL LIFE
Stranger: just tell me what happend
You: I ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE THING
You: ITS SURREAL\
Stranger: yes ,it is the reallive
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Hier lopen al reeksen van in GC

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:15 schreef afcajos het volgende:
Hier lopen al reeksen van in GC

Ga je toch lekker daar heen!

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:15 schreef afcajos het volgende:
Hier lopen al reeksen van in GC

en ONZ was er zelfs als eerste mee

You: hi
Stranger: oh my god
You: ?
Stranger: oh my god
You: i'm god
You: can i help you
Stranger: me too ahahah
Stranger: ok stop XD
Stranger: where are you from?
You: germany
Stranger: fuck
You: you?
Stranger: i'm a nigga

You: hii
Stranger: smoke weed every day?
You: yes
Stranger: chillll
You: you 2?
Stranger: where u from?
You: amsterdam
Stranger: ofcourse
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You: so who are you?
Stranger: no, you're not the leader of the world. you are the president of America
Stranger: i am a fish
You: Wrong, I lead the world with pinky
You: I'm the brain ofcourse
You: I suspect you're Osama.
Stranger: of course, how could i have thought anything different
You: Is that true?
Stranger: i am not
Stranger: im a fish
Stranger:
You: I'm the bait
Stranger: i thought you were the brain
You: Uhm
You: true.
You: I bring change.
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Stranger: are you a bit confused as to who you are right now?
You: No/
Stranger: but you said you were obama to begin with
You: I'm Obama and I'm talking with Osama
Stranger: im a fish!!
You: I gotta hand it to you, you blew those towers damn nice..
Stranger: i did nothing of the sort
You: when are we gonna hang out again?
Stranger: i am a fish....huh?
You: you know chilling with churchill and such..
You: Bush is not invited.
You: He screwed my wife.
Stranger: i hate to break it to you but churchil died some time ago...
Stranger: *gasp* yo liked it though
Stranger: you*
You: That's what you think.
Stranger: alright then...
You: Osama, did you forget our plans already?
Stranger: i am a fish!
Stranger: *i pee on you*
Stranger:
You: Codename fish, smart guy
You: Security told me this connection was safe
Stranger: are you sure about that?
You: there is no need to talk with codenames
You: yes we're talking through the pentagon
Stranger: really?
Stranger: so you're in the pentagon right now?
You: Satelite connection..
Stranger: wow, im only in the square
You: No I'm in the white House
Stranger:
You: but the connection is wired to the Pentagon
Stranger: ok then...
Stranger: why would my internet be wired to the pentagon?
You: My connection to yours
You: just to ensure we're on the safe side
You: we wouldn't want no paki to be hacking our chats
Stranger: ok then...i'll believe you....for now
Stranger: you're a little rasist arent you?
Stranger: *gasp*
You: Absolutely not
You: I'm a world leader
Stranger: alrighty then...
You: How CAN I be a rasist?
You: racist*
Stranger: very easliy
Stranger: easily*
You: I bring change and I'll ban all racism.
You: But we're getting offtopic
You: How are you doing in your cave?
Stranger: ok then...whats on topic?....i dont have a cave, im living in a tree
You: Codename tree was?
You: Oh wait, you moved?
Stranger: what? no i've always lived in a tree
You: I'm sorry if some rockets landed on your cave
You: But I had to fool some people
Stranger: i need to be up high so i can pee on people
Stranger: its alright, you have a rubbish aim
You: This crack you gave me is shit
You: I want real Talibani heroin mister
You: When are you gonna send me some with Fedex?
Stranger: i have no idea what you're talking about...i thought i sent you tequilla instead...its much better than drugs
You: We drunk all the tequilla already
You: With Arnold.
Stranger: oh...sorry, i dont have any more
Stranger: arnold?
Stranger: i think i know who you're talking about
You: He is now chilling in California
You: being the governor
Stranger: cool
Stranger: he getting better weather than me then
You: You want another job?
Stranger: it depends what it will be
You: Detroit needs some people.
You: I'm gonna kick out the CEO of General Motors
You: he wasted all the money I gave him
You: Do you want to apply for his position?
You: First we need to make you all over
Stranger: i think first i would have to travel to the USA
You: I'll send you my jet.
You: Or wait, you'll fly right?
Stranger: i have wings!
You: FABULOUS
Stranger: i know"
Stranger: !
You: So don't land on Ground Zero will you?
You: I'm getting a new appartment there
You: Land on WallStreet instead
You: gives me a good chance to get loose
You: this job I have stresses me out man
Stranger: i have a bad sense of direction so i might be a bit off
You: Take your time.
You: Guest house is ready anytime.
You: And don't forget tea is at four.
You: My wife is calling me, gonna have to let the dog out
Stranger: why four? why not five?
You: and damn that animal is ugly
Stranger: you have a dog?
You: Yeah bought a new one
Stranger: cool
You: children won the bet
You: and I'm screwed
Stranger: what bet? to get a new dog?
You: If I were to become president the children could get a new dog
You: thank god it's no puppy
Stranger: ooooh....haha
You: So, I'll see you at four?
Stranger: no! i'll get lost!
You: buy a TomTom?
You: dude.
Stranger: what? why?
You: Navigation dude.
You: I have one with me all the time
Stranger: okaay...
Stranger: i dont think it'll help
You: It even tells me how to change direction
Stranger: alright then...
Stranger: *gives you funny look*
You: YOU JOKING WITH ME?


Dit is echt te gaar!

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:46 schreef Mendeljev het volgende:


Dit is echt te gaar!

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Stranger: of je bent gestoord
You: ik ben egt 14 hoor
Stranger: jahoor en ik ben sinterklaas
You: mogen 14jarige geen sex hebben ofsoo?
You: jij bent geen 18
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Stranger: je mag nog geeneens alcohol lol..
Stranger: volgens mij ben je nog geeneens vruchtbaar...
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You: hoeso?
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Stranger: kan je ook alleen maar chatten
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You: ja 1 x werd ik bijna verkracht maar toen werd ik geholpen door een man die dat toevallig zag
You: maar ik soreek nu al1 af als ik ze btje vertrouw enso
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You: maar ik had dat aan die oprichter van hyves verteld en die heeft toen de politie ingeligt
You: maarjaa
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You: sommige mensen zijn ziek
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You: hoeso? ik ben niet ziek hoor
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Stranger: want die zijn namelijk verantwoordelijk over jou
You: nee die man van hyves had de politie gebeld
Stranger: en dan?
You: wat en dan?
Stranger: nou wat heeft de politie eraan?
Stranger: die willen jou ook horen
Stranger: jij weet hoe die eruit ziet
Stranger: en kan zeggen wat er gebeurde
Stranger: politie heeft er niks aan
Stranger: altijd met het slachtoffer praten
You: ik weet niet ik heb nix meer gehoord verder
Stranger: nee.. raar he
You: he ik ben zo trug xx w8 ff
You: ben je nog maaagd?
Stranger: ja
You: je bent 18?
Stranger: ja
Stranger: nou en?
You: nog nooit vriendin gehad?
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Stranger: nooit een echte nee
You: omg
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Stranger: nee, hangt ervan af wat je nerd vind
Stranger: waarom moet je nerd zijn als je maagd bent?
Stranger: gwn nog leuk iemand gevonde...
Stranger: niet
You: als je veel achter compueter zit en spelletje speelt enso
You: en g1 vriende
Stranger: dan ben ik het niet
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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:50 schreef Tecnix het volgende:

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Het ging nog even lang door maar dat was helemaal beschamend idioot

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Stranger: you?
You: fine thanks!:D
You: so.. how was your day?
Stranger: you seem rather enthousiastic
Stranger: non eventful
You: im very enthousiastic!
Stranger: good
Stranger: are you always happy or is it a special day=
Stranger: ?
You: im always this happy
You: some ppl call me crazy!
You: but i dont know why..!?
Stranger: probably because you are more outgoing than they are
You: I JUST LOVE LIFE
Stranger: never bored?
You: yea.. i guess they are jalous
You: Hmm.. no not really:D
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I´m bored 80 % of the time I´m awake
You: some ppl think im on drugs 24/7 :/
You: how come!?
Stranger: Don´t know
You: im sorry man..
Stranger: it´s not too bad
You: alright:)
Stranger: not everybody works the same
You: well i have to go.. sorry man
You: enjoy life
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
Stranger: thanks
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Op woensdag 22 april 2009 13:09 schreef kthxbye het volgende:
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Op woensdag 22 april 2009 13:09 schreef kthxbye het volgende:
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Op zondag 19 april 2009 14:40 schreef Ensaf het volgende:
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You: You told me that a few times now.
You: If it didn't work the last time, why should I believe you now?
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Stranger: you are kidding me, are you?
You: Then why is your nick 'Stranger' too?
You: You just all happen to have the same name.
You: Sure.
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