Omegle #7

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: ADSL?
Stranger: ADHD
Stranger: Lolwtf?
You: is it fast?
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:32 schreef LasTeR het volgende:
15-jarige Braziliaanse sletjes die maar te graag hun foto's willen laten zien.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you wanna know how i got these scars?
Your: hi
Stranger: DO YOU?!?!?!?
Your: nope
Stranger: damn
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:37 schreef MaddoxX het volgende:
kansloze tvp zetten

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:46 schreef Simon191 het volgende:
Hier een oprechte mening van een FIN(Finnen)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi:)
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: Amsterdam
Stranger: nice city?
You: Well we try, where are you from?
Stranger: I'm from finland
You: Do you have troubles with Maroccans
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: they're assholes
Stranger: you too?
You: yeah i know
You: Ja het zijn echt mongolen
Stranger: jag kan inte tala hollandaise
You: ooh you don't speak dutch
You: sorry
Stranger: no,sorry:)
Stranger: so you're a guy,I guess?
You: Well everybody says fins are Maroccans
You: so tell me why are you not a Maroccan
Stranger: how's that?
Stranger: yes,we are Maroccans but we aren't native Maroccans
Stranger: those native Maroccans are motherfuckers
You: Well if the say it's the Maroccans the say maybe they are the Fins
You: so help me with this problem
Stranger: what are you trying to say?
You: They can't say they are Maroccans so they say the are the fins
Stranger: oh yes,that really solved my question,still can't figure out what are you talkin' 'bout
You: It's a FOK joke they have a website
Stranger: ok:)

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:49 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Vitun Perkele!

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:49 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

[..]

Vitun Perkele!

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You: do you study in utrecht?
Stranger: Well yeah
You: oke
Stranger: University of Utrecht
You: good

Stranger: Interesting innit?
You: not really
You: unless you're a chick
Stranger: Im so amazed u didnt find out yet
You: find out what?
Stranger: Do u have to show my tits in order to make u know im a lady?
Stranger: geesh
Stranger: the kids of these days
You: hehe
You: u could if you want tough
You: but calling me a kid is pushing it
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: what will i get?
You: a good karma
Stranger: oh boy ur turning me on
Stranger: U have a thing for american ladies eh
Stranger: u player u
You: yes i know, i am a P.I.M.P.
You: know what im sayin'?
Stranger: Oh crap
You: girls dont crap
Stranger: dude is trying to talk like xzibit
Stranger: my man xzibit
You: x tot the z
Stranger: now ur turning me off punk
Stranger: behave like a man
Stranger: not a 14 yo boy aight?
You: behave like a girl and show ur tits
You: no 22 you?
Stranger: 26
You: damn, old chick
Stranger: yeah but the older the better
You: so you like talking dirty to natives?
Stranger: ok give me ur msn n ill give it a shot.. but after this whole thing we block n delete each other aight?
You: dude serious
Stranger: excuse me?
You: give me yours
You: ill add u
Stranger: forget it, ur pissing ur pants already
Stranger: calling urself a man
You:
You: you are total fail
Stranger: Oh yeah till about a second ago ur nose was in my ass for my tits
You: are you seriously trying to seduce a guy who is 4 years younger than yourself
Stranger: whos the fail again>
You: lol
Stranger: ?
You: well sure
Stranger: well wth is up with age?
You: but you didnt show them did you?
Stranger: u narrow minded freak
You: lol
You: i see
Stranger: Im never talking to strangers again
Stranger: should have listened to my mom
You: your mom
You:
Stranger: yeah
You: so, did you do a lot of dutch guys already?
Stranger: no?
You: why not?
Stranger: Did i give u the impression that im a slut?
Stranger: geesh
You: a bit yes
Stranger: narrow minder freak take.2
Stranger: minded*
You: spelling fail take 2
Stranger: soo random
You: makes you hot doesnt it?
Stranger: damn whats that in the crack of my ass??
Stranger: Oh its just ur nose
You: yes it is, thank you there is a LCD screen up your ass so i can still chat on omegle
Stranger: my brother
Stranger: the sentence u just typed
You: yeah?
Stranger: doesnt make any fucking sense
Stranger: learn to formulate properly
Stranger: then go on elaborating ur point
Stranger: si?
You: try to formulate a sentence in dutch
Stranger: Ok hier dan
Stranger: Nederlands
Stranger: up yaw face
Stranger: Geesh
You: total win, you typed 3 words
You: oke
You: no try spanish
You: estás un poco loco no?
Stranger: Wat wil je dat ik dan schrijf? Jij narrow minded freak take.3?
Stranger: Ik studeer hier, ik kan heus wel nederlands praten asshole
You: zo zo
You: heel goed
You: waarom zeg je dan dat je het niet kan?
You:
Stranger: Now if ull excuse me
Stranger: I have better stuff to do than talk to a mere boy
You: you gonna masturbate now
You: sure go ahead
You: bye

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 00:11 schreef knars het volgende:
Wat een cultuurbarbaar!
[..]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WANNA PLAY THE GAME!?!?!?!?!
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU LOSE!
You: OMG OMG OMG
You:
You: CAN I PLAY AGAIN?!
Stranger: k
You: COOL
Stranger: Starting
Stranger: now!!!!
You: K K K K K !
Stranger: YOU LOSE!
You: DAMN
You: AGAIN PLS
Stranger: wow you suck
Stranger: ok
Stranger: once more
You: YE :/
Stranger: and
Stranger: go!
Stranger: YOU LOSE!!
You: DUNNO WHY THOUGH
You: DAMNIT
You: WHY?!
You:
Stranger: rofl
You: AGAIN PLS!
Stranger: ok ok fine
Stranger: and....
Stranger: GO!
You: !!
You: WIN
Stranger: YOU LOSE AGAIN BITCH!
Stranger: ohh
You: WTF
Stranger: fuck!
Stranger: no111
You: !!!
Stranger: i lost
Stranger:
You: HAH
Stranger: you beat me!
You: I R PRO
Stranger: rofl
You: LETZ DO IT AGAIN K?
You: STARTING!
You: WIN
You: W00T
You: U LOSE
You: !
Stranger: D:
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: oyu suck
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 01:50 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:
Ik heb een chick uit Israel nu op MSN

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 01:56 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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